I said I wouldn't do it...So of course, I did. I wish I had someone to blame it on other than myself.

What IS it, exactly, about this fandom producing so much damn Crack!Fic? please to be noting that's not necessarily a complaint, because even when they're ICE CUBES they're cute. Oi, I'm so much dead.

Current Mood: mischievous

Title: Unsuffer Me (Part 2)
Author: Shaenie
Rating: NC17
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Warnings: Kink
Spoilers: Through the end of Season 4, with speculation into Season Five made up entirely out of my own little head.
Summary: They talk. Sort of.
Word Count: 6500+
Notes: The first part of this fic was written for tittakv as a result of her winning a Sweet Charity auction benefiting RAINN. She was fabulously awesome to write for. This is the second of what will probably be several parts. Technically I guess it's a WIP, which I don't do very often, but since the first part was already posted as a chunk, I figured I might as well carry on in the same vein. The first part is here: Unsuffer Me- Part 1
Thank you: cathalin for the last minute beta, miraculously performed while her own life tried to eat her,fiercelydreamed, as always, for hand holding, and cindyjade for being the best cheer-leading cow ever. They were awesome; all remaining mistakes are mine.
Disclaimer: Stargate: Atlantis and all characters of are the property of people who are not me; I make no profit. I sex them up purely for my own amusement, and the amusement of others as filthy as I am.

Unsuffer Me - Part 2

Tags: author: shaenie, genre: kink, rating: nc-17

Author: darkmoore
Title: Of Colonels and scientists
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1809
Warnings: Angst, fluff
Disclaimer: Not mine. I just want to play with them.
Beta:ca_pierson
Summary:'Don't ask, don't tell' is gone and Rodney awaits his lover in his rooms, certain John is gonna break things up.

Written for prompt 36 - commitment

Title: Adrenaline
Author: danceswithgary (danceswithgary@yahoo.com)
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 1260
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: He says your name and it sounds like he's broken to pieces inside, glass, fragile precious crystal that should never have been used, except it was used and you want to put him back together and make him shine again.

Tags: author: danceswithgary, fanart, genre: angst, genre: character study, genre: pwp - plot what plot, rating: nc-17

Title: John Sheppard and the Pegasus Kid pt.2
Author: riani1 (aka Connie)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Characters: John and Rodney, John/Rodney maybe, Las Vegas
Summary: The Ancients have thrown the expedition out of Atlantis, John's going off-world, Rodney's bored. Bored geniuses with no respect for the rules can end up causing a lot of trouble.
Notes: I don't use betas, so if anything twinges off, it's all my fault. Oh, and it's WIP

Part the First

Part the Next

Title: Masturbating Men of Atlantis
Author: seleneheart
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairings/Characters: No pairings, these are solo performances, mostly. Caldwell, Chuck, Lorne, McKay, Parrish, Ronon Dex, Sheppard, Zelenka
Rating: M
Summary: Uh, pretty much just what the title says
Word count: 2,596
Warnings: abuse of masturbation slang
Disclaimer: don't own 'em, not for profit
Spoilers: Season 4
Author's Notes: This is the result of a conversation with aesc about John Sheppard's golf game and because I finally figured out what MMOM stands for. I'm sure this isn't *all* the men on Atlantis who masturbate, but considering the list, I think it's quite enough for one go. X-posted liek whoa to the appropriate comms.

Masturbating Men of Atlantis

Tags: author: seleneheart, genre: vignette

Your Whole World Now Is an Open Door
Author: telesilla
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6100
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: John may not know what he needs, but Rodney does.

Notes: A Sweet Charity fic for the fabulous geeklite, who has been incredibly patient with my slowness on this one. She said: "I like John a little submissive and needy." Hopefully this fits the bill. Many thanks to helens78 for yet another excellent beta.

Although Rodney liked to think of himself as an experienced man of the world, he knew that basically, he was just easy. The real question was: was John?

Tags: author: telesilla, genre: established relationship, rating: nc-17

Title: New Guy
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Word count: ~1200
Genre: AU/crack
Summary: Rodney is perfectly happy being alone, until John comes along.

( behind the fake cut )

Tags: author: sga_lover, genre: crack!fic, rating: pg

Title: Perfect Strains May Float
Author: keefaq
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Disclaimer: Just a tool of the patriarchy here.
Word Count: ~4500 words
Spoilers: none
Summary: Rodney knows how to take good care of things.

zelempa saved this from joining all the other unfinished stories cluttering up my hard drive. She can come up with ideas to jumpstart a stalled story almost as fast as I can steal them. All the better parts of this story came from her. Thanks also go to neevebrody for helping to clean this up and make it shinier.



Sheppard’s voice was soft and intimate, and it made Rodney shiver to lie in his bed in the dark and talk to him.

Tags: author: keefaq, genre: first time, rating: r

First time posting on this particular community, please tell me if I'm doing something wrong

Day to Day

Author: Liadan14

Pairing: McKay/Sheppard

Rating: PG-13 to R, not entirely sure, some swearing

Spoilers: Blink-and-you’ll-miss-it references to Grace Under Pressure, the Siege, the Defiant One, but in essence it’s AU in the universe where Carson and Elizabeth are still around and there is no Katie Brown, because I’ve only gotten to the beginning of Season two and I can’t write Carter to save my life

Summary: It was about then that Rodney got the point. More like, it was about then that the point got firmly hammered into Rodney’s skull with something very, very hard

A/N: First foray into SGA fic. I probably wouldn’t have, either, but frustration + plotbunnies… well. Snippets of song lyrics all over the place due to inspirational qualities for me, in my head a part one of several, but it depends on if anyone thinks it’s any good or not.  So please, tell me whether or not I'm wasting my time?

Disclaimer: Not mine

liadan14.livejournal.com/1699.html#cutid1

Tags: genre: au - alternate universe, genre: romance, rating:pg-13

Your Kind of Insanity
Word Count: 1860
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Summary: John was going to go nuts if Rodney didn't stop it. Every time Rodney wanted his attention in the lab, he'd touch John.

A/N: Based on a prompt from ladycat777: Rodney casually touching John and John having... issues with it (either because it's driving him crazy with want, or making him want to drop to his knees; either is find).

Inevitable, twisted, blueish.

Your Kind of Insanity

Tags: author: wolfshark, genre: bdsm, genre: kink, genre: pwp - plot what plot, rating: nc-17

For the paintedspires challenge.

Title: Long time walking
Artist: bluespirit_star
Rating: G
Prompt: I've found my home
Medium: digital manipulation (Photoshop)
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Preview:

Tags: author: bluespirit_star, fanart, rating: g