mr. shankly ([info]vipermat15) wrote in [info]mcdonalds_talk,
@ 2006-06-21 08:32:00
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yeah.
Things not to do when visiting a Mc Donald’s.

1. When you pull up to the box do DO NOT TURN YOUR MUSIC UP! It’s the other direction fuckers.
2. Do not just sit at the box and not answer when asked what you would like, at least say you need a few moments to decide. After 30 seconds I turn off my little ear piece and pretend I don’t hear a word you saying. And yes, I do count how long it takes.
3. Do not throw your food at us.
4. Do not throw your trash at us.
5. Do not get pissed that we are not allowed to take your trash from your at the window, it is against the policy. Do not then throw said trash outside your passenger window into the lane.
6. Order your fucking drink with your combo. It does come in the combo. You and I both know it.
7. do not ask me to repeat your fucking order, there is a damn huge screen in front of you displaying what is on your order, read it your damn self.
8. Do not call in and demand that we replace your entire fucking 20$ order because we forgot your damn BBQ sauce for your 6 piece nuggets. This also goes for one pickle, napkins, or a fucking straw.
9. When told to pull up to the first window DO NOT STOP UNTELL YOU GET TO THE WINDOW OR BEHIND ANOTHER CAR! Sitting 5 feet from the window for 3 min counting your change is running up my times and putting more orders behind yours. The reason you had to wait 15min for your damn food was because you did the same shit the 3 other people in front of you did. So you brought it on yourself. Not our fault.
10. When we get an order wrong, which can happen from time to time, do not come into the store and throw the food across the counter. You will be told to leave.
11. When getting your drink from the drink station please do not leave it like a fucking war went one. Its one damn cup, one damn lid, and one damn straw. how the fuck did all of the lids, straws, napkins, and drink stir things end up all over the counter and floor?
12. When you make a mess, let us know.
13. Do not fucking leave the entire table you were sitting at covered in ketchup and other random shit. Do it on your tray, that’s what it is for.
14. Don’t accuse me of anything. Period.
15. Don’t get pissed that we have to enter your PIN for your ATM manually; our thing is broken and has been for some time. I will not steal your card from you and take all of your money.
16. DOT NOT SCREAM AT ME BECAUSE I RAN IT AS CREDIT AND NOT ATM. THERE IS NO CHARGE EITHER WAY YOU STUPID IDIOT! I TOLD YOU THAT TWICE! And you know you wouldn’t want to give me your PIN anyways.
17. Shut the fuck up when I am talking to you.
18. Listen to what I am saying.



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(Anonymous)
2006-06-21 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Great list, really great.
19. Please tell me you want to large-size your combo order from the beginning, not after I've already typed everything in, esp. if you are picky about what's on your burger.
20. If our ice cream machine happens to be currently out of order, and I tell you politely at the window that it isnt working, do not drive off in anger.
21. If I say "one moment please" or "one second please", do not tell me your order, this means I'm not ready to receive your order yet.


and about no. 2, I was working back drive the other day, and was about to be moved to front drive when I got a car. I asked to take their order twice while at back drive, and they never said anything, so my manager moved me to front, and I asked to take their order again, still nothing. Finally, 5 minutes later, they ordered. They could have at least acknowledged me.

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[info]vipermat15
2006-06-22 01:15 am UTC (link)
oh man, number 19 is so fucking true! same with the grills. they order like 5 combos and then go and grill all of them. AHH!!!!

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(no subject) - [info]lindsay__, 2006-06-22 02:27 pm UTC

[info]babyblue_gurl31
2006-06-21 07:37 pm UTC (link)
Hahahahahahahahahaha I totally feel your pain. Wow. I made a list like this a little while ago. I especially like the one about the cars stopping before the drive-thru window to count change. I'd also like to add..

22. If there is a line, and we're a bit behind and it's taking a few minutes, count your change before you get to the window. I have other things I could be doing other than standing and watching you count pennies.
23. For the love of God, specify WHAT KIND of Happy Meal you want. Not just, "Can I have a Happy Meal with coke?" I'm not a mind reader.
24. Menu boards are really cool inventions. They tell you what we serve, they even tell you the prices. Please, use your eyes and read them, do not ask me what kind of McFlurries we have, or how much a 6-Nugget combo costs. It's right there in front of you, Mr. Asshat.
25. Figure out what the hell your 23456476848538794 children want to eat BEFORE you get to the window. Also, don't have screaming matches with them while you are at the speaker.
26. HANG UP YOUR CELL PHONE!!!!!
27. Don't let your kids order, unless they are competent enough to do so.

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[info]vipermat15
2006-06-22 01:16 am UTC (link)
*dies*

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[info]raven22
2006-06-21 09:33 pm UTC (link)
This list (and the additions to it) are HILARIOUS. :D
A couple that I know drive me nuts:

28. Don't leave your trash/clutterd tray on the table when there in a garbage can less than, like, five feet away. It surely can't that that much energy to dump it, and people who have to clean up lobby after you will appreciate it.
29. Please fish out trays that you accidently dump into the garbage. It's not fun when someone comes to change the garbages and sees a tray buried under a foot of wrapper and drink cups and stuff.
30. It's not my personal fault that some menu items have been discontinued, so please don't get angry at me that your favourite thing is no longer there.
31. Don't order, like, three or four meals all together and then ask if you can pay for each one seperately. It's incredibly tedious to cancel things out, and everyone gets confused.

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[info]vipermat15
2006-06-22 01:17 am UTC (link)
31! i hate that. and not only that i had a fellow co-worker come thru and do that yesterday during lunch rush. i told her i hoped she choked on the food.

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[info]american_gods
2006-06-21 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Yes, yes, yes.

28. If there are 10 tables in lobby, don't sit in the ONE table that has dirt on it, and then demand I clean it THIS instant.
29. When driving in, in the morning hours, and you aren't familar with the breakfast menu, CONSULT IT FIRST. Do not drive fast the menu board and ask "What do you have for breakfast?" Because I won't give you examples.
30. Do not look at me like you're better than me because I'm being paid to serve you food, and don't treat me like dirt.

That last one can't be helped.

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[info]on_a_pedistool
2006-06-22 02:23 am UTC (link)
29. When driving in, in the morning hours, and you aren't familiar with the breakfast menu, CONSULT IT FIRST. Do not drive past the menu board and ask, "What do you have for breakfast?" Because I won't give you examples.

First of all, all of these comments made me die a little bit.
This one time, I was working and this asshole came through and asked me that. I looked at him, blinked, closed the window, and walked away. It was fucking awesome.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-08-10 11:38 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-08-10 02:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-08-11 12:49 pm UTC
add one more.... - (Anonymous), 2006-08-20 02:18 am UTC

[info]sassypugmama
2006-06-21 09:44 pm UTC (link)
31. If you ask what comes on breakfast sandwiches, ie: a bacon egg and cheese biscuit, don't get offended when I look at you like a moron.

16. DOT NOT SCREAM AT ME BECAUSE I RAN IT AS CREDIT AND NOT ATM. THERE IS NO CHARGE EITHER WAY YOU STUPID IDIOT! I TOLD YOU THAT TWICE! And you know you wouldn’t want to give me your PIN anyways.
I know some banks that charge to use one and not the other.. maybe that is why they are upset; it probably has nothing to do with McDonald's charges.

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[info]vipermat15
2006-06-22 01:19 am UTC (link)
oh, never thought of that. i had one lady who cried.

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(no subject) - [info]tastethekiss, 2006-06-22 08:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcshadowmanager, 2006-06-23 01:34 am UTC

[info]on_a_pedistool
2006-06-22 02:21 am UTC (link)
Even though I'm sure that you wouldn't steal my bank card, if someone asked me to give them my pin number I believe I would say something along the lines of, "fuck you, I'm leaving" and I would proceed to the Wendy's across the street.

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[info]jonathandavisjr
2006-06-22 12:00 pm UTC (link)
::claps::

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[info]vipermat15
2006-06-22 12:38 pm UTC (link)
*bows*

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-08-10 11:33 am UTC

[info]lindsay__
2006-06-22 02:36 pm UTC (link)
32. This is McDonalds, not a five star restaurant, so don't expect the so much, just be happy someone isn't spitting in your burger.

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[info]lptiffany
2006-06-23 01:06 am UTC (link)
#6 and #9 = my biggest pet peeves!

33. Please, say 'yes' when you mean 'yes' and say 'no' when you mean 'no.' If I ask, "will that be all?" and you say 'no' and then sit in your car silent, waiting for your total, don't be surprised when I don't tell you right away. I'm still waiting for you to complete your fucking order, moron.

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[info]jadedpinkchange
2006-06-25 06:35 pm UTC (link)
33.=AMEN!

i thought this was something that only happened at my store...

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[info]jonathandavisjr
2006-06-23 05:26 am UTC (link)
34. Do not sit there and complain when I tell you we are closed. We do not go buy your car time or whatever the little hands on your watch say. When the POS time says 2300 or 2400, We are closed...deal with it.

35. When it is raining, thundering and lightning outside, do not come through drive thru and order, Do you REALLY NEED that one double cheeseburger or french fry. Please go home and cook for once.

36. When you come through drive thru while its pouring rain, please turn off your windshield wipers because trust me i dont need another shower today. Then dont complain when i dont open the window EXACTLY when you pull up. Thanks

Just my 2 cents and experience.

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[info]tastethekiss
2006-06-23 05:45 pm UTC (link)
34. Do not sit there and complain when I tell you we are closed. We do not go buy your car time or whatever the little hands on your watch say. When the POS time says 2300 or 2400, We are closed...deal with it.

I hate it when people will come in during that border time while we're still serving breakfast and haven't started on lunch yet and ask, "Can I have a double cheeseburger?"

And we, of course, say, "I'm sorry, sir, we're still on breakfast."

And then those jerks have to give us their little "WTF DO YOU MEAN BREAKFAST?", pissed off looks, and go, "Well, my watch says 11:03, so you should be on lunch."

Um, that's great, but we go by our time and not yours, so you can go to another restaurant or sit in the effing lobby and wait for the whole two minutes that it will take.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-08-10 11:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jonathandavisjr, 2006-08-12 08:33 am UTC
Rain showers.... - (Anonymous), 2007-12-02 05:53 am UTC

[info]tastethekiss
2006-06-23 05:47 pm UTC (link)
37) Know what you want for breakfast, ie: don't say, "I want a sausage and egg mcmuffin without the sausage." Do not complicate the breakfast menu more than it already is.

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[info]jadedpinkchange
2006-06-25 01:28 am UTC (link)
what is wrong with the "sausage egg muffin with out the sausage..." that is so much better than "can I have a egg muffin..." and then when they get to the window ask why it is 2.24$ for a muffin with egg and cheese...

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(no subject) - [info]tastethekiss, 2006-06-25 11:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jadedpinkchange, 2006-06-25 04:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tastethekiss, 2006-06-25 05:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jadedpinkchange, 2006-06-25 06:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tastethekiss, 2006-06-26 03:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreaming78, 2007-09-04 03:25 am UTC
No cheese, please - [info]vibrocount, 2006-08-08 11:38 pm UTC
Re: No cheese, please - [info]tastethekiss, 2006-08-09 12:09 am UTC
Re: No cheese, please - (Anonymous), 2007-04-24 11:41 pm UTC
Re: No cheese, please - [info]vibrocount, 2007-04-25 06:07 am UTC

[info]jadedpinkchange
2006-06-25 01:29 am UTC (link)
wow that list was very accurate...I laughed many times...BUT number 17 was milk out your nose HILARIOUS...thank you for that!

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add on
[info]nunnie_504
2006-07-19 06:03 am UTC (link)
38. when you pull up to the speaker dont automatically say 'HELLO' 'HELLO' 'IS ANYONE THERE' or start ordering..
i'll get to u when i get to u damn..

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Asking for someone's PIN?
(Anonymous)
2006-08-08 10:58 pm UTC (link)
15. Don’t get pissed that we have to enter your PIN for your ATM manually; our thing is broken and has been for some time. I will not steal your card from you and take all of your money.

In some jurisdictions, soliciting a PIN would be illegal. It must be against company policy, in any event.

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Re: Asking for someone's PIN?
[info]vipermat15
2006-08-08 11:18 pm UTC (link)
if it is, no one cares

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Time to get pissed off - (Anonymous), 2006-08-09 12:25 am UTC
Used to work at McD's, so I'll throw in my $0.02...
[info]clockworkalien
2006-08-09 12:58 am UTC (link)
38) If you pull up in the drive through and order one item at a time, with long pauses between each item...you will cause a huge line of other cars to build up behind you. This will not make me happy.
39) It's the same menu we have always had. Don't get the the front of the line and spend 5 minutes reading the damn thing.
40) The Happy Meal toys on display may not reflect whay we may have in stock for your kid's happy meal. Do not demand a toy that is "right over in that case!"
41) Your coupon has expired. Do not get mad at me because we are won't take it.
42) Unless you have worked at a McD's, you cannot pass judgment on those that do.

Not all of us farkers are like Mr. Anonymous. Some of us know what the world is like outside of our parent's basement.




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Re: Used to work at McD's, so I'll throw in my $0.02...
(Anonymous)
2006-08-09 02:08 am UTC (link)
Bwahahahaha! Get real jobs you fucking idiots! You get paid minimum wage because you're worthless. Get used to my boot up your ass!

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Re: Used to work at McD's, so I'll throw in my $0.02... - (Anonymous), 2006-08-09 02:23 am UTC
Re: Used to work at McD's, so I'll throw in my $0.02... - (Anonymous), 2006-08-09 02:20 am UTC
Your a fucking idiot
(Anonymous)
2006-08-09 02:30 am UTC (link)
Its low life attitudes like yours which makes me stay away from your stinking life. How about a list for Customers?

1) When I order a Sausage, Egg and Cheese Bagel without sauce and the language barrier (IE, chicano) in the back thinks that he hears no "sausage", don't be surprised that I fucking check my order at the drive through window! You low life scum. I used to work at McD's in the 80's and I would be embarrased for the oxygen that you are wasting. Just go home and end it right now!!!!

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Re: Your a fucking idiot
(Anonymous)
2006-08-09 03:02 am UTC (link)
hahaha
fark rules!!!

you can just about tell where Farkers started posting. it's so good.

and yes, you do deserve respect just like anyone else.. but if you're not happy get educated and find a new job. and by get educated I mean save your money, read books, join intellectual groups and make smarter friends. i am not saying go back to school, i know you probably work full time like I do... you don't need school or a degree for a good job anymore (although it really helps). learn computers. study animals. ask to work the night shift and get an internship during the day. teach yourself. you're life is what you make of it.

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Re: Your a fucking idiot - (Anonymous), 2006-08-09 04:05 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-08-10 02:44 pm UTC
Re: Your a fucking idiot - (Anonymous), 2007-04-24 11:46 pm UTC
A list for customers - (Anonymous), 2007-04-24 11:53 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-08-09 04:04 am UTC (link)
1. I'll give you this one.
2. Despite what you believe, the drive thru intercoms are many times impossible to hear and fodder for stand up comedy bits for many years. Just repeat yourself...chances are we didn't hear you...or you didn't hear us.
3. I'll give you this one.
4. And I'll give you this one. I understand that you're not a trashcan.
5. See number 4.
6. Sometimes older people - specifically thinking of my grandfather - are not aware that the drinks come with the combos. Politely inform them that they receive a drink with the combo. How is it that hard for you to wait two seconds for someone to say "Coke"?
7. Many times the screen doesn't work or is wrong. That's why we ask. When what shows up on the screen isn't what we ordered, we ask. Sometimes there's a long delay until the order actually shows up on the screen. Once again, get over it. You can read the screen aloud to me.
8. I have never in my life heard of this happening, but if it does, then yes, they are not in the right.
9. If you don't rush me when I get to the window, I'd be happy not to do this. Unfortunately, since I don't eat at McDonalds everyday, I don't know how much my meal is going to cost. When I pull up to your window, generally, after a few seconds, you tend to give me a look of disgust...so I try to have the change ready before I get there.
10. Simply put, mistakes happen. Correct them. Most people aren't going to be throwing food. If they are, they have a stick up their butt - arguing with them will only make it worse, let it go.
11. What the hell is a "war went one"?
12. Agreed.
13. Once again, agreed.
14. If you happened to spit in my burger and I see it, damn right I'll accuse you.
15. No, I will get pissed. First of all, I'm not giving you my PIN. I'll enter it in myself. If you don't let me, I'll take my business somewhere else...or call the FDIC and inform them that you are violating the Electronic Funds Transfer Act.
16. My bank charges me a 10% service charge any time I use my card as credit. Guess what? That's not the same, "You stupid idiot". And I'll report you because you keep asking for my PIN.
17. I'm the customer, you're the customer service person. I don't owe you anything.
18. If it's anything like the above, it's full of sound and fury, signifying someone that needs to grow up.

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Clarifications
[info]xanderox
2006-08-09 06:55 am UTC (link)
I've worked at McDs for a year and a half, and most of that time I've worked the 1st window of Drive-Thru (DT). Here are my replies to some of your statements.

2) The speaker booth-headset intercom system can be bad, but in my experience, enunciation is the key to a succesful order placement and recording. People never have trouble understanding me (mostly because English is my first language), but when I have trouble understanding them, I either repeat what I think I've heard, or try to clarify an unknown (ex. Fries and Sprite can sound very much alike, so I'll clarify "Did you say French Fries or Soda Sprite?"; same goes with Iced Tea and Hi-C: "Did you say Unsweetened/Sweetened Iced Tea or Hi-C Orange Soda?"). And the headsets should have volume control on them, so it's more about the clarity of the customers than how loud a voice they order with.

6) Reading the menu board is paramount. The EVM board says "Meal includes Medium French Fry and Medium Drink" and also "Make it a Large Size for ___ cents more". And anyway, two seconds adds up, so I always suggest a Coke if the customer doesn't tell me right away. It's called clarifying the order. If s/he doesn't want Coke, s/he can tell me. It takes less time than for me to ask "What kind of drink would you like?" because the customer might then ask me "What do you have?"

7) The Customer Order Display screen (COD) is a pretty spiffy contraption that, when used correctly in conjunction with the proper tandem DT setup, should display orders as they are recorded. The booth should say, just about the COD screen, "Confirm Order Here". I only ask "Is your order correct on the screen?" when it's a long or complicated order, or if I had a hard time understanding the customer.

15) I am pretty much the only one in my store who can competently make the phone call to fix our PIN pads, but I haven't yet, and I'm sorry. In the meantime, please just trust us - we'll forget your PIN less than a minute after you give it to us; I've got enough on my plate just trying to take an order at the booth and tender money at the window at the same time.

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Re: Clarifications - (Anonymous), 2006-08-10 03:36 am UTC
Re: Clarifications - [info]xanderox, 2006-08-10 07:08 am UTC
Customer service sux - (Anonymous), 2006-08-09 08:48 pm UTC
Oh no! - (Anonymous), 2007-04-24 11:57 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-08-09 05:43 am UTC (link)
Your pin machine is down and you get mad at us for not wanting to tell you?! There's a reason those fucking things are designed for security; it's so that fucktards like YOU can't see our goddamned pin!

In the time you wrote that list, you could have filled out applications to two or three other places. Way to keep slogging through your shitty job, asshole.

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-09 06:42 am UTC (link)
Hey now people, let's be nice to the mcdonald's employees. Someone has to work there. Don't go encouraging them to move on to another job that they will inevitably suck at as well. I don't eat at mcdonalds so let's just keep these people where I know I won't run in to them. Thanks.

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(no subject) - [info]xanderox, 2006-08-09 06:57 am UTC
HAHAHAHAHA - (Anonymous), 2006-08-09 01:54 pm UTC

[info]tryst
2006-08-09 02:25 pm UTC (link)
Are you fucking kidding me? You actually ask for people's pin numbers? Like I'm going to give my pin number to some fuckwit minimum wage burger flipper...

I think you McDonalds employees in this community are fucking assholes.

Guess what? You're working at McDonalds! So shut up and know your place. You don't like dealing with customers? Get a fucking real job.

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food
(Anonymous)
2006-08-09 02:26 pm UTC (link)
http://chefsaraskitchen.blogspot.com/

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(no subject) - [info]melbatoast94, 2006-08-09 08:11 pm UTC
Congratulations, you're in the dictionary!
(Anonymous)
2006-08-09 04:56 pm UTC (link)
From Meriam Webster ( www.m-w.com )

- - - - -

Main Entry: Mc·Job
Pronunciation: m&k-'jäb
Function: noun
: a low-paying job that requires little skill and provides little opportunity for advancement

- - - - -

Man, how sad is that when the dictionary uses YOU as the standard for a crappy job?

Oh, and no, I don't trust you with my PIN number. I have more in my checking account than you make in a year.

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Re: Congratulations, you're in the dictionary!
(Anonymous)
2006-08-09 06:08 pm UTC (link)
So let me get this straight? You're bashing someone who is probably a high-schooler and is just starting out in the workforce because you're too lazy to a) Cook for yourself and b) Have cash in your pocket. If you don't trust the employees at McD's with your card but your food, your priorities are skewed. Go to a fucking ATM, or better yet, a Burger King. Guess what, you're in m-w.com too:

Main Entry: ar·ro·gant
Pronunciation: -g&nt
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin arrogant-, arrogans, present participle of arrogare
1 : exaggerating or disposed to exaggerate one's own worth or importance often by an overbearing manner.

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Re: Congratulations, you're in the dictionary! - (Anonymous), 2006-08-10 10:59 am UTC
Re: Congratulations, you're in the dictionary! - [info]melbatoast94, 2006-08-09 08:20 pm UTC
Re: Congratulations, you're in the dictionary! - (Anonymous), 2006-08-10 11:00 am UTC
Re: Congratulations, you're in the dictionary! - (Anonymous), 2006-08-10 01:56 am UTC
I worked there... .02 comin' up
(Anonymous)
2006-08-09 05:59 pm UTC (link)
Rule: Don't tell me your god-damn drive-thru order is "to go". No shit, sherlock.

Addt'l Commentary:
And if someone has a shitty ass bank that charges when their card is run as 'credit', you invest your money in the WRONG PLACES. Get a fucking good bank.

But still ~ Don't ask people for their PIN number! Jesus H. Can't you just 'pre warn' people that you are only accepting credit because your ATM feature is down? Get a clue....

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Re: I worked there... .02 comin' up
(Anonymous)
2006-08-10 03:17 am UTC (link)
And if someone has a shitty ass bank that charges when their card is run as 'credit', you invest your money in the WRONG PLACES. Get a fucking good bank.

Nobody is going to change banks because some fast food joint or it's employees wants them too.

Lots of banks and credit unions do this: credit transactions cost money, in part because of the extra protection associated with credit vs debit.

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Yeah...
(Anonymous)
2006-08-09 06:02 pm UTC (link)
You work at fucking McDonald's. You are, by default, required to deal with all the wastes of skin that work and eat at McDonald's. Get over it or get a new job.

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Dear Polyester Wearing Dipshit...
(Anonymous)
2006-08-09 10:18 pm UTC (link)
...the guy mopping up pools of half-dried jizz in the loop joints downtown is not only more skilled than you, he makes more than you and watches your sister do lap dances all night.

Perhaps if you hadn't dropped out in the 8th grade, life would've been kinder to you. The person who categorized you as a "fuckwit minimum wage burger flipper" was being way too kind.

By the way, nice picture. You look so brooding, so intense, so, so, so much like a wanker trying desperately not to look like the kind of asshole who reeks of fry oil and dog burgers.

Fuck you. Go back to blowing homeless guys under the rail trestle.

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fucking losers
(Anonymous)
2006-08-10 05:54 pm UTC (link)
i just wanted to let you know i have forwarded this page to your corp. headquarters...i hope all you cry baby losers get fired from your worthless jobs.

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Re: fucking losers
(Anonymous)
2007-04-24 11:50 pm UTC (link)
Oh no! Forwarded it to the corporate headquarters!? Wow, jedi-master, it must've worked, since McD's has since gone out of business!

You are useless, truly useless. I'll bet the people had corp had a good laugh about you when you forwarded this tom them.

"What a jackass," they all agreed.

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news flash
(Anonymous)
2006-08-10 11:16 pm UTC (link)
you work at mcdonalds.


FAIL!


that is all.

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