| mr. shankly ( @ 2006-06-21 08:32:00 |
yeah.
Things not to do when visiting a Mc Donald’s.
1. When you pull up to the box do DO NOT TURN YOUR MUSIC UP! It’s the other direction fuckers.
2. Do not just sit at the box and not answer when asked what you would like, at least say you need a few moments to decide. After 30 seconds I turn off my little ear piece and pretend I don’t hear a word you saying. And yes, I do count how long it takes.
3. Do not throw your food at us.
4. Do not throw your trash at us.
5. Do not get pissed that we are not allowed to take your trash from your at the window, it is against the policy. Do not then throw said trash outside your passenger window into the lane.
6. Order your fucking drink with your combo. It does come in the combo. You and I both know it.
7. do not ask me to repeat your fucking order, there is a damn huge screen in front of you displaying what is on your order, read it your damn self.
8. Do not call in and demand that we replace your entire fucking 20$ order because we forgot your damn BBQ sauce for your 6 piece nuggets. This also goes for one pickle, napkins, or a fucking straw.
9. When told to pull up to the first window DO NOT STOP UNTELL YOU GET TO THE WINDOW OR BEHIND ANOTHER CAR! Sitting 5 feet from the window for 3 min counting your change is running up my times and putting more orders behind yours. The reason you had to wait 15min for your damn food was because you did the same shit the 3 other people in front of you did. So you brought it on yourself. Not our fault.
10. When we get an order wrong, which can happen from time to time, do not come into the store and throw the food across the counter. You will be told to leave.
11. When getting your drink from the drink station please do not leave it like a fucking war went one. Its one damn cup, one damn lid, and one damn straw. how the fuck did all of the lids, straws, napkins, and drink stir things end up all over the counter and floor?
12. When you make a mess, let us know.
13. Do not fucking leave the entire table you were sitting at covered in ketchup and other random shit. Do it on your tray, that’s what it is for.
14. Don’t accuse me of anything. Period.
15. Don’t get pissed that we have to enter your PIN for your ATM manually; our thing is broken and has been for some time. I will not steal your card from you and take all of your money.
16. DOT NOT SCREAM AT ME BECAUSE I RAN IT AS CREDIT AND NOT ATM. THERE IS NO CHARGE EITHER WAY YOU STUPID IDIOT! I TOLD YOU THAT TWICE! And you know you wouldn’t want to give me your PIN anyways.
17. Shut the fuck up when I am talking to you.
18. Listen to what I am saying.
Things not to do when visiting a Mc Donald’s.
1. When you pull up to the box do DO NOT TURN YOUR MUSIC UP! It’s the other direction fuckers.
2. Do not just sit at the box and not answer when asked what you would like, at least say you need a few moments to decide. After 30 seconds I turn off my little ear piece and pretend I don’t hear a word you saying. And yes, I do count how long it takes.
3. Do not throw your food at us.
4. Do not throw your trash at us.
5. Do not get pissed that we are not allowed to take your trash from your at the window, it is against the policy. Do not then throw said trash outside your passenger window into the lane.
6. Order your fucking drink with your combo. It does come in the combo. You and I both know it.
7. do not ask me to repeat your fucking order, there is a damn huge screen in front of you displaying what is on your order, read it your damn self.
8. Do not call in and demand that we replace your entire fucking 20$ order because we forgot your damn BBQ sauce for your 6 piece nuggets. This also goes for one pickle, napkins, or a fucking straw.
9. When told to pull up to the first window DO NOT STOP UNTELL YOU GET TO THE WINDOW OR BEHIND ANOTHER CAR! Sitting 5 feet from the window for 3 min counting your change is running up my times and putting more orders behind yours. The reason you had to wait 15min for your damn food was because you did the same shit the 3 other people in front of you did. So you brought it on yourself. Not our fault.
10. When we get an order wrong, which can happen from time to time, do not come into the store and throw the food across the counter. You will be told to leave.
11. When getting your drink from the drink station please do not leave it like a fucking war went one. Its one damn cup, one damn lid, and one damn straw. how the fuck did all of the lids, straws, napkins, and drink stir things end up all over the counter and floor?
12. When you make a mess, let us know.
13. Do not fucking leave the entire table you were sitting at covered in ketchup and other random shit. Do it on your tray, that’s what it is for.
14. Don’t accuse me of anything. Period.
15. Don’t get pissed that we have to enter your PIN for your ATM manually; our thing is broken and has been for some time. I will not steal your card from you and take all of your money.
16. DOT NOT SCREAM AT ME BECAUSE I RAN IT AS CREDIT AND NOT ATM. THERE IS NO CHARGE EITHER WAY YOU STUPID IDIOT! I TOLD YOU THAT TWICE! And you know you wouldn’t want to give me your PIN anyways.
17. Shut the fuck up when I am talking to you.
18. Listen to what I am saying.