Rachel! ([info]dementeds_drunk) wrote in [info]master_ninja,
@ 2003-09-13 08:36:00
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Current mood: annoyed

Damnit.
About that little ninja mission thing... do any of you happen to know how many there are? I'm just curious 'cause I've been getting a lot of repeats. Am I doomed to complete the same missions over and over? @___@




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[info]cynicalgrey
2003-09-13 09:57 am UTC (link)
You are getting repeats because you suck too much to complete them. Maybe if your suck-o meter was lessened you would get new and exciting missions.

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[info]dementeds_drunk
2003-09-13 09:58 am UTC (link)
Heh, so what if I suck? At least I get some...

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[info]cynicalgrey
2003-09-13 10:12 am UTC (link)
That does not deserve a comeback. You are not ready. Please come back with something worth degrading.

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[info]dementeds_drunk
2003-09-13 10:16 am UTC (link)
Am I supposed to be insulted when some random twenty year old computer nerd gives me some lameass explanation for why a computer generated game has a limited amount of phrases?

Yeah, I think I'll go cry now....

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[info]thesparrow
2003-09-13 10:20 am UTC (link)
Wow. You lose. You come on here bitching about a free "game" and how you want it so badly to give you things and then you use the word "geek" as some sort of insult when the moderator of this place plays Vamp LARP? That's alot of losing.

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[info]dementeds_drunk
2003-09-13 10:23 am UTC (link)
When did I say anything about wanting it to give me anything? For fucks sake, learn to read. I asked a simple question and you all throw hissy fits.

And yes, I do think that 'geek' would be an appropriate term for a fucking 20 year old who has nothing better to do than come online and insult kids.

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(no subject) - [info]thesparrow, 2003-09-13 10:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dementeds_drunk, 2003-09-13 10:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thesparrow, 2003-09-13 10:36 am UTC
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I can't resist! - [info]sputtertoo, 2003-09-13 08:47 pm UTC
Re: I can't resist! - [info]dementeds_drunk, 2003-09-13 09:08 pm UTC
Hahahaha - [info]sputtertoo, 2003-09-13 09:10 pm UTC
Re: Hahahaha - [info]dementeds_drunk, 2003-09-13 09:13 pm UTC
Im me! - [info]sputtertoo, 2003-09-13 09:21 pm UTC
Re: Im me! - [info]dementeds_drunk, 2003-09-13 09:33 pm UTC
Oh my - [info]sputtertoo, 2003-09-13 09:41 pm UTC
Re: Oh my - [info]dementeds_drunk, 2003-09-14 05:59 am UTC
Re: Oh my - [info]flashthetoilet, 2003-09-14 06:41 pm UTC
Proposition? - [info]sputtertoo, 2003-09-15 10:15 pm UTC
Now now... - [info]count_fenring, 2003-09-14 03:31 pm UTC
Re: Now now... - [info]cynicalgrey, 2003-09-14 09:51 pm UTC
My bad - [info]sputtertoo, 2003-09-15 10:22 pm UTC

[info]cynicalgrey
2003-09-13 10:20 am UTC (link)
Correction: I am not a computer nerd.

Why is it that newbs come here, get insulted, and really try to defend themselves against us. OH yes, it is because they must have not read enough of the masterninja website to get the humor and know to play along.

Del is much more fun than some whiney new kid that tries to really protect themself. If you knew anything, missions are repeated because Chuck is not about to write a few 2,500 missions. Get on track, and try to be humorous. No one likes a whiner that defends himself in this community. At least say a joke.

With that said...

Your mama.

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[info]dementeds_drunk
2003-09-13 10:27 am UTC (link)
Isn't humor supposed to be funny? How the hell is what you said funny?

And do you all need me to make you flash cards or something? I asked if anyone knew how many different missions there were... I never once said I expected there to be 2500 or whatever.

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(no subject) - [info]cynicalgrey, 2003-09-13 10:33 am UTC
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Baleeted - [info]cynicalgrey, 2003-09-13 10:59 am UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]dementeds_drunk, 2003-09-13 11:33 am UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]cynicalgrey, 2003-09-13 12:20 pm UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]flashthetoilet, 2003-09-14 06:43 pm UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]dementeds_drunk, 2003-09-14 06:56 pm UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]flashthetoilet, 2003-09-14 07:02 pm UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]dementeds_drunk, 2003-09-14 07:11 pm UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]flashthetoilet, 2003-09-14 07:15 pm UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]dementeds_drunk, 2003-09-14 07:21 pm UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]flashthetoilet, 2003-09-14 07:30 pm UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]cynicalgrey, 2003-09-14 09:53 pm UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]dementeds_drunk, 2003-09-15 05:27 am UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]flashthetoilet, 2003-09-15 12:42 pm UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]dementeds_drunk, 2003-09-15 02:34 pm UTC
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Re: Baleeted - [info]dementeds_drunk, 2003-09-15 02:49 pm UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]flashthetoilet, 2003-09-15 02:53 pm UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]digdugnate, 2003-09-13 02:35 pm UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]dementeds_drunk, 2003-09-13 02:36 pm UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]digdugnate, 2003-09-13 02:40 pm UTC
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Re: Baleeted - [info]digdugnate, 2003-09-13 02:47 pm UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]cynicalgrey, 2003-09-13 06:51 pm UTC
Re: Baleeted - [info]digdugnate, 2003-09-14 08:47 am UTC
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Re: Baleeted - [info]digdugnate, 2003-09-14 10:52 pm UTC

[info]mistergone
2003-09-13 12:17 pm UTC (link)
This conversation is really funny to me. I have to defer to [info]cynicalgrey because she's cute, but she's right to a point - insult comedy is a mainstay of Master Ninja, but it's alright that you don't get it. It's also alright that not everyone is as good at insult comedy as I am. I accept all of these truths to be self-evident: all men are created equal, except I'm better.

As for the missions, I only wrote a few dozen. I planned to add more, but I never did. I never figured anyone would really notice if I did. Heh.

Here's a list of all of them, which I made because I am truly a magnanimous steak (inside joke):

http://www.masterninja.com/toys/mission/Missions.html

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[info]dementeds_drunk
2003-09-13 12:27 pm UTC (link)
I know how the whole comedic insulting thing works... it's just that the shit she said wasn't funny.

You should check out Abrotsky's site: http://plaza.ufl.edu/justinla/index.html. It's kind of like yours but without the ninjas x_x.

And thank you.

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No ninjas?
(Anonymous)
2003-09-14 09:12 am UTC (link)
For this, the one called abrotsky must DIE, I suggest we get kisc to do it, the police are on to me...

Jayce

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Re: No ninjas?
[info]cynicalgrey
2003-09-14 09:42 am UTC (link)
Literally on you, sicko. Why don't you go do some more of that cop porn, freak!

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Re: No ninjas?
[info]kisc
2003-09-14 03:57 pm UTC (link)
That is a lovely top, in that thar icon. I think it would look great at the foot of my bed, darling grey.

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Re: No ninjas?
[info]cynicalgrey
2003-09-14 09:54 pm UTC (link)
What would look lovely at the foot of your bed is your blood newly spillt. MUAHAHAH!

Or my shirt. Either/or.

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Re: No ninjas?
(Anonymous)
2003-09-14 08:07 pm UTC (link)
No, they are after me for lacing thier donuts with speed and other such drugs, apparently cops don't like having enough energy to move a flabby arm...

Jayce

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[info]kisc
2003-09-14 03:56 pm UTC (link)
You're absolutely right, that website is hilarious.

I got this far: "He had a whole three hours' worth of things to do before he could get back to his strict regiment of sleeping"

I'm done. Really.

I must admit, if he means that he sleeps as much as an entire regiment, that does sound like an excellent idea.

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[info]kickingyourpets
2003-09-14 12:42 pm UTC (link)
"I accept all of these truths to be self-evident: all men are created equal, except I'm better."

I suppose that means you aren't a man. The (presumed) lack of breasts and internal genitalia means you aren't a female either, so by process of elimination, you must androgynous or an eunuch. Either way, I'd prefer equality.

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[info]mistergone
2003-09-14 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Your dependence on gender singularity rather than gender neutrality is T3H L4M3. Tell me - did a feminist teach you to talk like that, or did you come up with it yourself in 1987?

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[info]kickingyourpets
2003-09-15 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Since I was 2 in 1987, I guess it must have been those damn feminists. I always figured that humoring them would convince them to get back into the kitchens of their own accord, and that way I wouldn't have to argue with them, freeing up more time to demean minorities and homosexuals.

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[info]dementeds_drunk
2003-09-15 04:44 pm UTC (link)
Watch this: http://www.disasterlabs.com/index.php?sec=gn&mov=1

Heh, sorry... everytime someone says 'gender neutral' I just have to show them ^_^

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[info]mistergone
2003-09-15 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Be careful. "Minority" is quickly becoming a meaningless word. It might not be too long before you have to find some other rheotoric to sound like a real liberal.

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(no subject) - [info]kickingyourpets, 2003-09-19 07:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistergone, 2003-09-20 01:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dementeds_drunk, 2003-09-20 02:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kickingyourpets, 2003-09-21 03:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistergone, 2003-09-21 03:43 pm UTC

[info]kisc
2003-09-14 03:51 pm UTC (link)
I don't get the inside joke, and I still nearly died laughing at "magnanimous steak".

Truly, you are TEH FUNNEH incarnate.

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[info]digdugnate
2003-09-15 08:12 am UTC (link)
"magnanimous steak"..

*snicker* im still laughing about that.

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[info]mistergone
2003-09-21 03:44 pm UTC (link)
The wonderful thing about good jokes is that they're best unexplained.

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[info]digdugnate
2003-09-21 05:38 pm UTC (link)
*nod*

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