Title: Friends of Dorothy
Pairing: that one, you know the one.
Fandom: The Golden Girls and Oz. yes, the prison drama I have never seen an episode of.
Summary: nerdork made me do it. Wait, is that a summary?
Warnings: Made it up as I went along; GILFs
Word Count: No idea; I just typed this directly into LJ
Disclaimer: I own everyone, DUH. (not really.)

( ... )

On the day that Angelina and Jaime met, there were fireworks.

Rainbows, too. So many rainbows. Kaden could count up to seven on the first day, twelve the day after, sixteen the day after that. It was like the world was getting gayer.

On the day that Angelina and Jaime met Kaden, the world was almost filled to the brim with rainbows and fireworks and unicorns. Rebecca brought puppies. Leanne brought lace. Rachel brought the sunshine, the kind that chased away all the storm clouds from the sky.

The six of them were warriors of all things nice and pretty and happy. They skipped together in fields. They sang songs about buttsex and candy. There were no wars and there was no hatred or animosity. It was like some sort of Utopia. The really, really gay kind.

And then Jimmy Nova showed up, and the world exploded.

The end.

Title: Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Pairing: Noblet/Jellineck, innuendoy etc.
Fandom: Strangers With Candy/Gym Teacher: The Movie.
Rating: innocent! really!
Summary: based on nerdork's prompt: Chuck and Geoffrey are discovered in the empty gymnasium by Dave Stewie. He is so distraught that he runs to Principal Hofmann, who is totes oblivious and decides to add naked wrestling to the school's sports roster.
Warnings: See above.
Word Count: 695
Disclaimer: These characters are glad I don't own them. <-- me too. ;P

( the summary is basically all this is.. XD )

Title: Untitled Fic Involving Danny in Flatpoint
Rating: PG FOR NOT-REALLY-VIOLENCE
Summary: Danny is transferred to Flatpoint for some reason for an exceptionally short adventure!
Notes: A short and pointless Hot Fuzz/Strangers With Candy crossover for snoopypez. Ignore the fact that if this really happened in the SWC universe, it's very likely that no cops would have been called at all, but I needed an excuse!

( Trouble down at the ol' school )

Title: Hoes in Different Area Codes: Danny's Sexy Adventures in London
Pairing: Ed (SotD)/Danny (HF)
Rating: A really stupid R
Summary: Danny and Nicholas are in London for some reason (it's official business of some sort, okay), when a familiar local law-breaker catches Danny's eye.
Notes: Dedicated to nerdork, since she originally mentioned the pairing. WE DID IT, BABE XD

( Danny liked London already. )

Title: The Man Who Goes Along
Pairing: You should clearly already know.
Fandom: Strangers With Candy/due South/Hot Fuzz/Shaun of the Dead
Summary: nerdork: write me a fanfic where Heart of Glass is playing and two people have to fuck to escape.
Warnings: Isn't that summary enough?
Rating: PG or something. SORRY NO PR0NZ, ANGELINA, I KNOW YOU LOVE IT SO.
Disclaimer: I barely even own my rats.

( THE TITLE IS FROM 500 MILES LOLOL )



...I honestly don't know how I ended up writing it that way when it's so obviously crack.

Title: Russel and Nick Get It Awn
Pairing: Nick/Russel Fell (Danger! 50,000 Volts!)
Rating: A really stupid R
Summary: See title.
Notes: Badfic for nerdork XD
I disclaim the people/characters in this. Duh.

( Russel Fell and Nick Frost wandered deep into the forest. )

THAR, IT'S CROSS-POSTED. I'LL BET NOBODY KNOWS WHO RUSSEL FELL IS.

If you have my journal friended, you know that I did a meme-ish thing where someone would comment with a pairing and I would write a small portion of fic. nerdork took advantage of that, and I think that what I came up with qualifies it to be posted here.

Title: Is It True?
Pairing: Kel/Orange Soda
Fandom: Kenan & Kel
Summary: Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda!
Word Count: 175
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of this work of fiction. I also do not own orange soda. Please do not sue me!

( Is it true? MHMM. I do I do I do oooo! )

Title: More COMICAL Geoffrey Roleplaying
Pairing: Chuck/Geoffrey
Rating: PG
Summary: Geoffrey looks to the Sunday comics for roleplaying inspiration.
Notes: Based on snoopypez’s recommendation that I should write something involving Snoopy. Short, but whatevs. Also, this community shouldn’t die, hahaha.
Disclaimer: Any mention of 'Strangers With Candy', any associated entites, or any copywrited material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976, and is not intended to infringe upon any copywrited material.


( Nobody ever said that Geoffrey wasn't impressionable )

Title: For the Sake of Salvation
Pairing: Tad/Water Pump
Rating: PG??
Summary: It was love at first sight for Tad and the Helen Keller water pump
Notes: This is for snoopypez, who inspired this with her wacky-tobacky Tad/Pump OTP icon, haha. I HOPE IT TURNS YOU ON, BUDDY. (Oh, and points to me for putting a Tenacious D quote in this.)
Disclaimer: Any mention of 'The Colbert Report', 'Viacom', any associated entites, or any copyrighted material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976 and is not intended to infringe upon any copyrighted material.


( For the sake of salvation, Tad needed... )

Title: Geoffrey's Slow-mo Sex Trip Supreme
Pairing: Geoffrey/Strobe lights
Rating: Lol, PG-13?
Summary: Geoffrey is sad and turns to the warm loving glow of a strobe light for support.
Notes: UM, HI, THIS IS AWESOME. argyletheme said Geoffrey/Strobes should be done. So I totally did it. If only because my icon is so appropriate for this.
Disclaimer: Any mention of 'Strangers With Candy', any associated entites, or any copywrited material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976, and is not intended to infringe upon any copywrited material.


( Cue strobe lights! )

Title: Ice Cream and Seahorses
Pairing: Stephen/Paul
Rating: G as G can be
Summary: Stephen and Paul are at the grocery store.
Notes: Short and random. I don't know if it's all that exciting or not, but it's for nerdork's Seahorse/Surreptitious challenge, anyway :B
Disclaimer: I don't own these people...something about "fair use"...I disclaim this.


( Um, Seahorse. )

Title: Sense and Sequence.
Pairing: Stephen/Stephen (BEST PAIRING EVER)
Rating: PG
Summary: Stephen needs a break.
Notes: For the marchuvealize crackfic challenge that I helped come up with. I win twice! Also, I'm listening to Simple Plan and this one dude really sounds like Mark Hoppus. IT'S CONFUSING ME. PS: REAL PEOPLE IN A FAKE NEWS FICTION COMMUNITY IS GAY.


Stephen wants to bang himself. He has good taste.

Title: Trick or Treat, WINK WINK
Pairing: Chuck and Geoffrey
Rating: Pretty much G
Summary: Chuck has to take Seamus trick-or-treating, oh what fun.
Notes: For snoopypez, because we were commentversating about how there needs to be Halloween!fic. So, yes...It's not too late! There's still, like, an hour and ten minutes of Halloween left (at the time of posting). Go me.
Disclaimer: Any mention of 'Strangers With Candy', any associated entites, or any copywrited material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976, and is not intended to infringe upon any copywrited material.


( I got a rock. )

Title: Jimmy Nova Goes To Flatpoint.
Pairing: Jimmy Nova/Chuck Noblet. (WHAT)
Rating: PG
Challenge: #3: Lasso.
Notes: *dies and is dead* Also, this is a double drabble. Whee. For a challenge over on swc100
Disclaimer: I don’t own. It would be a shame to be sued over something like this, so don’t, please. :X

Mhmm. Don't ask, please.

Title: Tender Love and Cardboard
Pairing: Tad/Stephen's Cardboard Standee
Rating: PG-13?
Summary: Tad shows his affection toward Cardboard Standee!Stephen.
Notes: Extremely mild [upcoming museum segment] spoilers - this picture and this picture inspired this wonderful tale of sexiness. Clearly Tad has tender feelings towards the standee.
Disclaimer: Any similarity between the fictional version of the person portrayed here and the actual person is purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction.

( Tad liked this cardboard Stephen. )

Title: The Perfect Meal...WINK
Pairing: Steve Carell/Paul Dinello
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Steve invites Paul out to dinner, 'cause he's nice like that?
Notes: Um um ummm, for argyletheme, I guess – she mentioned it in some thread somewhere, and so you'd better believe I wrote it. It's not the crackiest thing ever, but I didn't know where else to post aside from tds_rps and...mnah. So ENJOI.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of said person on the basis of libel, as the work is FICTIONAL (and NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of said person). Any mention of copywrited material is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976, and is not intended to infringe upon any copywrited material.


( Thanks for coming, Paul! [SOUNDS DIRTY] )

Following in the footsteps of the lovely nerdork, I am going to start a challenge. I've actually been thinking of this for a while, but didn't post it because ... I don't know. And I have a poll for you all, because I think something is happening and I don't know and would like everyone's opinion. (I really should do this in my own journal, but don't want to. OKAY.)

marchuvealize CRACKFIC CHALLENGE: Write a sappy songfic about something. Any fandom, any pairing. Just try to make it as sappy as possible. If you don't know what a songfic is, check the Pit of Voles. 99.99% of the fic there is sappy songfic that fits the criteria of this challenge.

And now for the poll. I will put it under a cut, because it's stupid.

( You're picking at my brain like a jackal! )

And that's the end.

PS: Someone should also write paul/steve. Just sayin'.

Title: Chuck and Geoffrey in: Pillow Talk
Pairing: Chuck and Geoffrey
Rating: PG
Summary: Geoffrey wants to try talking to Chuck after lovemaking because he's a considerate lover, clearly.
Notes: Another one for nerdork's Pillow Talk Challenge, sadly a little less cracky than the last because I...think I wasted my crackiness on the Jimmy/James (OH NO!). But gratuitous mentions of "lovemaking," just for Angie, and use of the word "nipples" for my own stupid amusement.
Disclaimer: Any mention of 'Strangers With Candy', any associated entites, or any copywrited material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976, and is not intended to infringe upon any copywrited material.


( I was wonderful. )

Title: Roulette Dares
Pairing: Geoffrey/Derrick
Rating: PG-13ish.
Summary: He's never wondered what it was like from on top of the bleachers, but he decides that it's a nice view.
Notes: WRITTEN FOR nerdork, THOUGH SHE DIDN'T KNOW IT. LOLZ.
Disclaimer: Any mention of 'Strangers With Candy', any associated entites, or any copywrited material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976, and is not intended to infringe upon any copywrited material.


Hoorays, I finally wrote this pairing. :x