Fick se alla! ([info]burningliz) wrote in [info]manndecker,
@ 2008-03-30 16:16:00
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Current location:Vienna
Current mood: happy
Current music:REM - Man on the moon
Entry tags:*pimp my player

Pimp my Player: Tim Wiese
This is going to get some people upset - I can see it coming, it will end in tears! XP
this post is only semi-serious, ... you will notice when I am trying to be funny XD

Full name Tim Wiese
Date of birth December 17, 1981 (age 26)
Place of birth Bergisch-Gladbach, Germany
Height 1.93 m (6 ft 4 in)
Playing position Goalkeeper
Current Club/Past Clubs SV Werder Bremen 2005 - , (Kaiserslautern 2002-2005, Fortuna Köln 2000-2002)

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this is so good it hurts LMAO!


Besides that Tim Wiese is Werder's (in)famous goalkeeper, he is known for his long-time club membership for solarium's tanning booths.

His club membership started in 2005, simultaneously he signed a contract with Schwarzkopf for a hair-gel discount (70% off the orig.price).

When he joined Werder Bremen, he was only second choice behind Andi Reinke - due to injuries [ligaments] - though got to play due to the unfortunate injury of Reinke during the Bremen-Stuttgart clash (literally).
Wiese is known for his emotional outbursts, which make him as much as of a nice guy as Oliver Kahn is - but who wants a friendly goalkeeper anyways?

His darkest minute in football must have been the Werder-Juventus Champ.League match, with two minutes left to play, he had to catch a ball, but somehow let his slip (because he had to do a fancy roll-over) and Juventus scored.
Therefore, Bremen was out and it was all HIS FAULT! (XDDD *ehem*)

Ignoring all the ways in which he fails, he is vital to Bremen, for shaking them awake at times, saving their asses during Uefa Cup 2006-2007 and actually being a good goalkeeper.

He has a daughter with beautiful Grit and enjoys flying model aircrafts.

On the overall stats, he still is better than the rest of German goalkeepers, see list below:

  1. He is more meterosexual than René Adler.

  2. Wiese is definitely more tanned than Jens Lehmann + he is younger.

  3. Tim at least speaks the truth out loud and isn't afraid of getting into a bitch fight with Jogi Löw.

  4. He is between the goalposts for Bremen and not Hamburg like Frank Rost - thank you very much.

  5. He saves every penalty shot.

  6. His aggression potential exceeds Robert Enke's by two infinities.

  7. He wears pink!








SPREAD SOME WIESE LOVE - HE DESERVES IT!!!


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THIS HAD TO BE IN THERE ...
Wiese: O_______O!?!?!?!? WTF, EH?
Sanogo: PUNCH - GO DOWN BISH!
50 Cents Carlos Alberto: ;___; MIMIMIIII ouch


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We love you Wiese, we do, We love you Wiese, we do - We love you Wieseeeee - we do, HEY, WIESE we love you

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[info]trampadoo
2008-03-30 02:19 pm UTC (link)
He saves every penalty shot.

Huh?

Er, whatever. I love the tutu-pic. XD

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[info]burningliz
2008-03-30 02:21 pm UTC (link)
Huh?

?

What have I written that you were huh-ing?

^_________^

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[info]trampadoo
2008-03-30 02:34 pm UTC (link)
About the penalties. 'cos as far as I know he didn't save ten in a row before he saved three. ;)

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[info]burningliz
2008-03-30 02:36 pm UTC (link)
I wasn't serious

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[info]trampadoo
2008-03-30 02:44 pm UTC (link)
I know, hence the snicker icon. ;)

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[info]burningliz
2008-03-30 02:52 pm UTC (link)
XD

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[info]annesaname
2008-03-30 02:49 pm UTC (link)
So was kannste doch an einem Sonntag nicht bringen. Das ist viel zu geil!

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[info]burningliz
2008-03-30 02:52 pm UTC (link)
na gerade drum

HEUTE IST EIN HEILIGER TAG

thank you very much <333

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[info]emmyfringser
2008-03-30 02:53 pm UTC (link)
"He saves every penalty shot."

That's not true.

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[info]burningliz
2008-03-30 02:56 pm UTC (link)
ORLY?

I think I wrote five times in this post that I am being ironic to the max.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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[info]trampadoo
2008-03-30 02:59 pm UTC (link)
What you wrote is very funny and clearly ironic. Don't you worry. ;D

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[info]burningliz
2008-03-30 03:02 pm UTC (link)
kk

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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[info]morticia88
2008-03-30 02:58 pm UTC (link)
Now i feel bad for singing a certain chant last summer in dusseldorf.. i just wanted bayern to win =/

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[info]trampadoo
2008-03-30 03:00 pm UTC (link)
What did you sing?

Duuu haaaast diiiie Haaare schön, Du hast die Haare schön!

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[info]burningliz
2008-03-30 03:01 pm UTC (link)
probably

die mutter von dem wiese ist ne ...

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[info]trampadoo
2008-03-30 03:13 pm UTC (link)
Gah, I don't even want to know. I hate chants about familiy members of the players. Big no-no.

OT: My Duisburg won 2-0 against Bremen? Wow. o_O My dad will be unhappy because I am sure he would have gladly exchanged the home game we lost against Werder at the beginning of the season for this one. Oh Werder, why.. :( Okay, I am happy for my club but I don't get what is going on.

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[info]misssamjones
2008-03-30 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Duisburg won 2-1. Diego scored from a freekick, I think.

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[info]trampadoo
2008-03-30 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Oh, good. Otherwise it would have been completely embarrassing for Werder, eh?

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[info]morticia88
2008-03-30 03:10 pm UTC (link)
um.. if i remember correctly (too many beers) my end of the stadium sang that he is an asshole (auf deutsch) and now i feel bad about it =DD i blame it on the drinking..

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[info]klepto_malfoy
2008-03-30 03:22 pm UTC (link)
tim wiese für deutschlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand. :D

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[info]isabels
2008-03-30 03:45 pm UTC (link)
ROFL!
Love the list with the 'overall statistics' xD, I mean, I love the whole post, actually. And you're made of awesome. thx

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[info]zetaaa
2008-03-30 04:00 pm UTC (link)
XD

Boah, der macht mich immer so aggressiv eh. Vor allem als er meinte, es wären 40 (!) Feuerzeuge auf ihn geflogen in Bochum diese Saison. Ich tippe auf 3. :DDD

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[info]blumenfeuer
2008-03-30 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Besides that Tim Wiese is Werder's (in)famous goalkeeper, he is known for his long-time club membership for solarium's tanning booths.
His club membership started in 2005, simultaneously he signed a contract with Schwarzkopf for a hair-gel discount (70% off the orig.price).
XD

flying model aircrafts
that seems so dorky, compared to everything else.

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[info]misssamjones
2008-03-30 04:06 pm UTC (link)
Ahahaha, so much win. I love you, I love Wiese and I love this post. It's hilarious. And of course all the "But that's not true! *cries*". People need to chill.

The tutu picture is amazing. :D Where did you get that from? Because it's quite obviously NOT photoshopped.

I just remember the training in Bremen where we randomly met and Niko wanted a Wiese!autograph (she already took a photo with Hunt beforehand where she couldn't stop laughing, because she can't stand him, but still ran after him: "HEY! Can we take a picture?! Puuuh-leeeease!") and then Wiese came out of the dressing rooms, wearing white pants and a tight shirt. He talked on the phone and moved his arm really weirdly, so you could see SO MUCH skin. And it looked so freaking weird, because it was even more tanned than his face. Which I thought was impossible.

EFXJGKG. I basically love Wiese. Woohoo.

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[info]trampadoo
2008-03-30 04:24 pm UTC (link)
(...)wearing white pants and a tight shirt.

Oh noes! That sounds almost as terrifying as ! O_O ;)

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[info]indigoelfin
2008-03-30 07:10 pm UTC (link)
hehe coool! xD da fehlen ja jetzt eigentlich nur noch die duschfotos von ihm! ;)

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[info]sicbunny
2008-03-31 11:19 am UTC (link)
XD
okay. am anfang hab ich ihn gehasst. ^^
aber seit kA nem halben jahr... is er ja okay T_T er spiegelt find ich werder prima wieder -.- mal überragend un mal (/oft T_T) total beschissen. mal total nett un maln arschloch. aber am geilsten is immer noch sein rosa trikot un das video als er für werder in ner schule is un der junge ihn fragt warum er denn kein rosa trikot mehr anhat XD XD XD
meine ehemalige kinderärztin hat 'timmyyyy' geliebt. jedes mal 'jaaaa, im moment spieln wir scheiße... aber wir haben ja den timmyyy' oO (und sie war eigentlich eine ziemlich fiese hexe ^^)
jaja unser 11erkiller tim... mr. ich-bin-zu-geil-für-diese-welt-und-jogi-löw.
du bist zz im pimp-fieber hm?
naja nach diesem furchtbar produktiven kommi werd ich mir ma was zu essn machn...

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