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With so many fantastically stupid hairstyles floating around MySpace, I've found myself adding the best of the worst to my favorites list over the past few months, compiling a sort of "Hall Of Shame" which I knew, one day, needed to be presented to the masses.
So now I bring you the super heroes of bad style. The hipsters, the goths, the just-plain-confused... They are:
| MySpace Name: Demanda | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Karnilla | |
 |  | Hair Style: The I-Really-Hope-Most-of-That-Is-a-Wig Stylist: Twiggy Ramirez Super Powers: Able to locate the nearest Hot Topic within a 100 mile radius. |
| MySpace Name: THE ACTION | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Rhino | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Horn of Rebellion Mode Of Transportation: Mom's mini-van, when she lets him borrow it Arch Enemies: Parents, Narcs, The System!! |
| MySpace Name: Lacey | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Cerise | |
 |  | Hair Style: Fins Of Fury Super Powers: Aerodynamic head shape allows for light-speed emergency trips to Claire's Boutique for pink accessories Arch Enemies: Humidity Woman, Low Ceiling Man Secret Weapon: Rainbow Brite Lunchbox |
| MySpace Name: LEX | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Wolverine | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Rockabilly-Gone-Awry Super Powers: Ability to list both Elvis and The Faint on MySpace profile Base Of Operations: Suburban gas station |
| MySpace Name: otanno | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Apocalypse | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Smurf-Took-A-Shit-On-Billy-Corgan Stylist: Boy George Arch Enemies: Gender Identity Man |
| MySpace Name: NoWhere Girl | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: American Eagle | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Punk's-Not-Dead Base Of Operations: Local thrift shop Super Powers: Enhanced ability to modify ironic children's t-shirts into shoddy fashion statements |
| MySpace Name: xmatthewx | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Maelstrom | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Hipster Helmet Stylist: Conor Oberst on crack Super Powers: Deceptive ability to fool enemies by hiding half of his face to appear more attractive than he actually is Secret Weapon: Dual-action straightening iron |
| MySpace Name: Marta | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Sillouette | |
 |  | Hair Style: The No-Really-I-Wanted-It-To-Look-That-Way Stylist: Stevie Wonder Known Allies: Bjork |
| MySpace Name: Scary | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Torgo | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Novelty Wig Stylist: Raggedy Ann |
| MySpace Name: imSocial | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Longshot | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Irony Mullet Stylist: Sting Super Powers: Ability to conceal his identity from enemies by transforming into a washed-up 80's rocker |
| MySpace Name: Ugly | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Electron | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Haven't-I-Seen-You-At-Metal-Shop? Stylist: Tommy Lee Base Of Operations: Guitar Center Super Powers: Ability to ROCK. Ability to select startlingly appropriate MySpace nicknames for himself |
| MySpace Name: poison | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Calypso | |
 |  | Hair Style: The I-Used-To-Be-A-Raver Stylist: Suicidegirls.com Super Powers: Ability to change facial expressions with an eyebrow pencil Base Of Operations: Burning Man Festival |
| MySpace Name: Mr Liquid Cube | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Emplate | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Anime Warrior Stylist: Yu-Gi-Oh! Known Allies: Edward Scissorhands Secret Weapon: Product Arch Enemy: Gravity |
| MySpace Name: ewww its Raquel | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: The In-Betweener | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Punk Skunk Stylist: Pepe Le Pew Super Power: Mouth piercings give her the ability to transmit STDs with a single touch of the lips Base Of Operations: In front of a mirror |
| MySpace Name: Tom | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Proudstar | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Asymmetry-Is-So-In Stylist: His sister Super Powers: Superhuman performance of the siezure dance at trendy 80's night Secret Weapon: Women's jeans |
| MySpace Name: Liz | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Virgo | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Drag Queen Wig Stylist: Clearly, nobody. Base Of Operations: Behind the cafeteria Arch Enemies: The popular kids |
| MySpace Name: jasper | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Porcupine | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Way-Too-Ugly-To-Pull-This-Off Stylist: Interpol, he wishes. Base Of Operations: Lit Super Powers: Casting smug looks to mask his own insecurities |
| MySpace Name: antoinette | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Photon | |
 |  | Hair Style: The As-If-My-Head-Wasn't-Big-Enough-Already Stylist: Jack Osbourne. Base Of Operations: Band camp Secret Weapon: Clarinet |
| MySpace Name: AudyMurda | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Rogue | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Oops-I-Did-It-Again Stylist: Jillian Barberie Super Power: Can attack enemies with flock of killer birds nesting in her hair Arch Enemy: Hair Brush Man Secret Weapon: Aquanet |
| MySpace Name: Hex | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Birdbrain | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Palm Tree Stylist: The Crow Super Power: Ability to impress no one with his collection of import Einsturzende Neubauten 7" vinyls Base Of Operations: DJ booth at industrial club |
| MySpace Name: Mikey | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Chthon | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Who-Needs-Vision-When-You-Look-This-Fuck Stylist: Lord Dark Helmet Arch Enemy: Walls Known Allies: xmatthewx |
| MySpace Name: Emily Strange | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Magneto | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Purple Heart Super Power: Ability to scare off the preppy kids at the mall, because she's so strraaaaaaaange! Base Of Operations: Hot Topic Secret Weapon: Punky Colors |
And, by popular demand...
| MySpace Name: Rob | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Hulk | |
 |  | Hair Style: The Too-Much-Product Pseudo-Hipster Mess Stylist: Supercuts Super Power: Ability to make fun of complete strangers about things he is almost just as guilty of Base Of Operations: The same trendy hangouts he makes fun of Secret Weapon: |
