Miles to Nowhere // o4fuxache
Pete/Joe // R // 954 words

I disclaim
Summary: The sun sets fat and red, magnetic; making the hairs on the back of Joe’s neck stand.
Written for thousandjulys because I wanted some fic to write and she gave me something to do. The prompt is: If the world is ending, will you kiss me or just leave? which somehow allowed me to write a fic I'd been wanting to write for months. So thank you, my friend. Also thank you to likealocket for the beta for me. I missed you, honey. Prompt from "Do You Know What I'm Seeing" by Panic at the Disco. Link tag from "Firefight" by Jimmy Eat World.

except you and me there's no one else alive

Title: Brendon and the Beast, 2/?
Author: matchsticks_p, aka RiseAgainPhoenix
Summary: Brendon is a virtuous maiden who must save Pete the selfish prince from himself! Yes, it’s the Beauty and the Beast AU.
Pairings: Pete/Brendon, one-sided Gabe/Brendon, vague Ryan/Brendon
Rating: R for language
Disclaimers: Not real. This is a horrible and unlicensed rip-off of Disney (but Disney ripped it from Germanic fairy tales and Richardson novels, so).
Warnings: Crack, obviously. Repeated references to Pete’s furry fetish as a joke…but ONLY AS A JOKE.
Notes: It remains onenitestandoff's fault.

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Once upon a time, there was a chapter two...

(note: chapter one can be found here.)

Title: Brendon and the Beast, 1/?
Author: matchsticks_p, aka RiseAgainPhoenix
Summary: Brendon is a virtuous maiden who must save Pete the selfish prince from himself! Yes, it’s the Beauty and the Beast AU.
Pairings: Pete/Brendon, one-sided Gabe/Brendon, vague Ryan/Brendon, implied everyone in bandom/everyone else in bandom
Rating: R for language
Disclaimers: Not real. This is a horrible and unlicensed rip-off of Disney (but Disney ripped it from Germanic fairy tales and Richardson novels, so).
Warnings: Crack...obviously. Repeated references to Pete’s furry fetish as a joke…ONLY AS A JOKE.
Notes: Blame this one on onenitestandoff. A very happy birthday to mia bella slipsandtangles, a Belle fit to tame any beast.

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Once upon a time...

Title: Salvage
Author: o4fuxache
Bandom & Pairing: FOB -- Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: The skeleton is, I'm told, actually true... but the details are all FALSECAKES.
Summary: “That was like Hamlet,” Joe says afterward. Pete presses himself to the wall, kicking backward in a slow rhythm. Left. Left right. He does this until Patrick storms in, and then he pushes off as fast as he can and hides behind Joe. “I’ll fucking kill you, Wentz,” Patrick snaps.
A/N: Written for adellyna because at some point or another she wanted this fic. Thank you to maleyka for looking over the dirty bits for me and adding her brilliance. Thank you to likealocket for not being mad at me for posting this bish without giving her time to beta. (And also for listening to me talk about it and letting me write it because initially she was writing it.) 3,013 words
Crossposted: Here and to bandslashmania

They arrive in Montreal about forty-five minutes behind schedule...

Summer of...
o4fuxache
Bob/Joe/Patrick (MCR/FOB)
NC-17
The Summer of Strange Living Situations: Patrick leaves his things lying around the condo.
I disclaim.
Written because skoosiepants is looking for Bob/Joe. But also because eleanor_lavish said “I WANT THIS LIKE AIR” and whatever she wants, she gets. Thank you to likealocket and clumsygyrl for the beta. Any mistakes are my fault and not theirs.


It's a strange, hot summer that crept up on Bob and – with skeletal fingers – grasped him by the shoulders and pushed him into a alternate universe...

Title: "Thankful"
Author: little_whittles
Fandom: Bandom, Fall Out Boy
Pairing: Andy Hurley/Patrick Stump
Rating: PG for implied sexual situations
Disclaimer: All lies, I mean no harm.
Summary: Andy and Patrick are thankful for a lot of things.
Comments: Okay, so, a while ago, I mused that FOB would be having Thanksgiving on the road this year. Close to my neck of the woods, but that's neither here nor there. I begged my f-list for Thanksgiving fic. They politely ignored me. Last night I was thinking about it again, and this little ficlet came to me while I was shaving my legs. So! Without further comments, because they'll be longer than the actual fic! Thank you to my lovely beta, o4fuxache. 281 words.

What are you thankful for?

What: Pete/Patrick fanart
Who: matchsticks_p, aka RiseAgainPhoenix
Where: Fictional bandom only; not intended to reflect real life
Why: Drawn for _mydecember_ who has done me about a trillion bandom/media favours and counting. She makes constant reminders that there is not enough bandom exploration of Pete's obvious furry kink, so I decided to step up to the plate.

Fake-cut text = (Note: Despite the fact that I just said "Pete's obvious furry kink", this is the most G-rated picture you'll ever see, I swear.)

Title: "My Chemical Trohmance: Cause and Effect"
Author: little_whittles
Fandom: Bandom, Fall Out Boy
Pairing: Joe Trohman/Patrick Stump
Rating: NC-17
Summary: See Joe. See Joe smoke pot. See Joe lust after Patrick.
Disclaimer: These events are not true! I make no profit from this. I mean no harm.
Comments: I decided to conduct an experiment one night. I decided to get stoned and watch videos of Patrick. I thought it would give me insight to what Joe saw and liked about him when he was stoned. It went... amazingly. I took notes. I passed out watching videos. And this is the end result of all my hard work. 6,364 words. Beta's twice by the wonderful o4fuxache.
Feedback: Please! This is my baby.

Joe had to stop smoking pot

Title: Hopeless
Pairing: Patrick/Bob
Rating: NC-17 (~5000 words)
Summary: The problem stems, Patrick thinks, from the fact the Warped Tour is made up half of gossips and half of drama queens, and the whole thing is basically a summer of playing a really intense game of Telephone.
Disclaimer: Don’t know ‘em. Made it up.
A/N: So, it appears my deadlines are best met when I am given NO time at ALL to work on them. A pinch hit in the dark for the 3rd DYW Fic Exchange. This is for agent99 who wanted PATRICK and also PATRICK, and possibly bus sex. I hope you enjoy, love! Beta by the always lovely schuyler.

The first time they met that summer, for real, Patrick kind of knew from the start that he was fucked.



Apologies for any x-posting.

Title: "Persistence Isn't Always A Virtue (But Most of the Time, It Is)"
Author: little_whittles
Fandom: Bandom, Fall Out Boy
Pairing: Patrick Stump/Joe Trohman
Rating: NC-17 for le pron
Summary: Joe doesn't give up easily, and Patrick only has so much willpower.
Disclaimer: This has never happened to my knowledge, I make no profit from this, and I mean no harm.
Comments: Thank you to my lovely beta, ficjournal. Not only did she beta this bad boy twice, but she gave me the greatest suggestion to make it a way better story. Her advice is invaluable to me. Written for natilathehun, who wanted Joe/Patrick, and the prompt was "Pete." I hope this hits the spot, baby. 2,355 words.
Warnings: None.
Feedback: I would love it.


Persistence Isn't Always A Virtue (But Most of the Time, It Is)

Lessons, or a Series of (Un)fortunate Events in the Life of Andrew Hurley (Complete)
Andy/Patrick
NC-17
~9000 words (~14000 total)
Disclaimer: never happened, etc.
Note: About eighteen months ago, I started a fic wherein Andy Hurley falls in love with Patrick Stump's perfect cocksucking mouth, and I left him kind of sadly bereft. Those of you who know me know I can't do that to ANY of my boys for long, so I have finally fixed it with a chapter that is twice as long as the other two put together. Thanks to schuyler for the beta and encouragment, and this is dedicated to Quinn and Jorithy who poked and prodded me to finish this lo these long months. And to Andy, who deserves everything he gets.


Parts 1 & 2

Part 3

Author: clumsygyrl
Fandom: my chemical romance/ fall out boy
Pairings: bob bryar/patrick stump/frank iero
Rating: nc-17
Disclaimer: all true. yup. all of it. except where it’s not. being everything with vowels and consonants.
Author’s notes: thanks to lovelypoet for the read through and the encouragement. thanks to schuyler, shellies & iphignia939 for the cheerleading. it wasn't the original story i wanted to write, but it's a story that i'm glad i did. for gigantic, an awesome human being and amazing writer, for the DYW: Live Free or Die Fic Exchange. i just hope you like it. she requested "any combination of Frank/Patrick/Bob Bryar" & "Sex in semi-public places, dirty talk, rimming, fingering is always nice, and riding! There is never enough riding! \o\ /o/ \o/" so. i tried to do it all. heh. p.s. thanks gabe saporta for the title.
Warnings: porn. really.
Word count: 3082

the kids are all fucked up


thank you to the lovely callsigns for setting all this up. also for letting me be an eesy bit late. crossposted a few places.

Title:"Intentions"
Author: little_whittles
Fandom: Bandom, Fall Out Boy
Pairing: Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All lies
Summary: Written for girlneedsagun, who wanted Pete/Patrick and candy. 1,299 words. Thanks to ficjournal for the beta.
Feedback: Please!


Intentions

Title: "Connections"
Author: little_whittles
Fandom: Bandom, Fall Out Boy
Pairing: Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump
Rating: NC-17 for sexual situations
Disclaimer: Not true to my knowledge, no profit made
Summary: Patrick attends his first high school party.
Comments: Written for sixwhitelies who wanted Pete/Patrick at a high school party. 1,425 words. Thanks to my lovely beta, ficjournal!
Feedback: Please!


Connections

There’s Always a Best Way to Have a Dick on Your Stomach
by: ficjournal
pairing: joe/patrick
rating: r
i disclaim
summary: Patrick gets burned.
a/n: written – as always – for little_whittles; and beta’d by likealocket. written entirely in sedona, az during fanmoot 2007.

crossposted to madeofsaturdays & trohslashstump

The most recent thing Patrick remembers is...

Title: Sleepless
Pairing: Pete/Brendon
Rating: Adult
Summary: Brendon has ideas.

[Brendon says, if I was your boyfriend, I wouldn't run off like that.]

Title: Sated
Author: ficjournal
Fandom/Pairing: FOB, Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I disclaim
Summary: Someone in the band likes Patrick.
a/n: I was bored and little_whittles wanted a story in which Patrick was sated. This wasn't beta'd. So bear with me. With some beta-work by little_whittles because apparently you can't get anything for free around here. ;D love ya baby.

"Someone in the band likes you," Pete says...

Title: "Making Conversation"
Author: little_whittles
Fandom: Bandom, Fall Out Boy
Pairing: Patrick Stump/Joe Trohman
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All lies.
Summary: Patrick battles morning wood.
Comments: Written for ficjournal, at her request. 1,741 words. It got a little longer than I thought. Unbeta'd.
Feedback: Please!

Making Conversation

Title: Untitled #2 [229 words]
Author: matchsticks_p, aka RiseAgainPhoenix
Pairing: Pete/Patrick (could be read as gen)
Summary: Patrick is the measure of all man.
Rating: PG
A/N: Written for slipsandtangles

(Fake!cut to the story)

Title: Untitled
Pairing/Rating: Patrick/JC Chasez, Adult
Warnings: None. Uhm. See pairing.  :)
Summary: a crossovery little ficbit that clumsygyrl said i should post here.


[Pete was pretty sure he knew the signs.]