| automated madlibs style "letter to Santa" |
[21 Dec 2005|09:24pm] |
i think we can have fun with this one.. take the catagories loosely, and substitute other nouns/parts of speech for things like "part of house" and animal, etc...yeah parts of it are lame... but it's still fun. :)
http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm
copy/paste your results as comments!!
it's instant madlibs satisfaction!!
here is my result under the cut.. do yours first! no peeking...
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[14 Dec 2005|02:05am] |
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Sorry it took so long--I've been sick and really busy!
So here it is!
The Doctor’s Office
Hello, I’m Dr. Purr Evan.
Hi, my name is Snapdragon but everyone calls me starfruit head.
Wow! That's a dry nickname.
Thank you. Doctor, can you help me?
What seems to be the problem?
I have a hate-filled pain in my ass.
I see. What happened?
Yesterday, I smooshed into a cactus.
Well, I'm afraid I have to cut off your peckerwood.
Oh, Doctor! Isn't there any other way?!
Well, OK. You could try rubbing some chocolate-flavored chapstick on it.
Should I put it on with MC HAMMER?
No, you should put it on with a corncob.
OK. Is there anything else I can do?
Have you tried putting mercury in your bath water?
Are you sure that will work?
Sure, I'm sure. Also, you should stop groping.
Oh, Doctor. I could never stop that!
Also, I think you should spontaneously combust around the Bellagio every night.
Should I do that while singing Common People by Pulp?
That's a good idea. Finally, you must drink a lot of dog semen every night.
Should I forgive it first?
Of course. Call me in a week.
Thanks to ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) lastpunslinger, eveninginmadrid, dataset, mellosonic, chokethefat, doriduz, califlorgian, and lostsatellite for contributing words!
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[05 Nov 2005|10:52pm] |
Here's one I got from work. It's kind of long but we can do it!
1. animal sound
2. somebody’s name [in this community]
3. flower name
4. fruit
5. adjective
6. adjective
7. body part
8. accident verb [past]
9. something green [singular]
10. body part [singular]
11.cosmetic item
12. noun [singular]
13. noun [singular]
14. liquid
15. bad habbit [_____ing]
16. action verb
17. building
18. song
19. liquid
20. verb [present]
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| NEW ONE is FINISHED! |
[07 Oct 2005|09:30pm] |
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ADVICE TO PROSPECTIVE PARENTS
Congratulations to all of you dismembered mothers and brown fathers. You are about to give birth to an abortion. Remember, a happy child comes from a happy butt-juicer. The arrival of your thief will cause many vulnerable changed in your life. You'll probably have to get up at four a.m. to give the little phantom pregnancy its bottle of asexual milk and change his or her underground railroad conductors. Later, when he or she is 3.14 years old and able to walk, you'll hear the patter of little capsules around the house. And in no time, your child will be talking surreptitiously, and calling you his or her "leather fetish," and saying things, "yoink!" right to your face. It's no wonder they are called little bundles of skinhead.
thanks to wednes, sharpelbows, myfeedingtube, chokethefat, lostsatellite, mellosonic, lastpunslinger, _viola, and axolotl_eyes for their additions!
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| A NEW ONE! |
[05 Oct 2005|08:59pm] |
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NEW FRANZ FERDINAND! |
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thanks to axolotl_EYEZ for bringing this community back from the dead.
let's do another one and keep things rollllling>>>>
1. ADJECTIVE
2. ADJECTIVE
3. NOUN
4. NOUN
5. NOUN
6. ADJECTIVE
7. NOUN
8. ADJECTIVE
9. PLURAL NOUN
10. NUMBER
11. PLURAL NOUN
12. ADVERB
13. NOUN
14. EXCLAMATION
15. NOUN
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| It has been a long time coming... |
[05 Oct 2005|05:58pm] |
But it finally got done!!
Holiday Traveling
During the holidays, more kitties go back home to visit their jalapeno peppers than any other time. Between Christmas and the Vernal Equinox the airlines pack the drapes in like sardines in a bedpan. There are a lot of raw "no frill" airlines that will take you from the CN Tower to the Muir Woods for only $801. These airlines do not give you any reanimated corpses. And you can only take 27 pieces of luggage. They also have smaller bean bags and you often have to sit on someone else's liver. It is very cheap to travel during the holidays but it is worth it to make your stained underwear happy. Don't forget to make your pencils early.
(thanks to everyone who contributed...Let's keep the madlibs coming!!)
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| another one from the x-mas book |
[04 Jul 2005|12:00pm] |
1. Something Alive (plural)
2. Plural Noun
3. Holiday
4. Plural noun
5. Type of Container
6. Adjective
7. Place
8. Another Place
9. Number
10.Plural Noun
11.Number
12.Piece of Furniture (plural)
13.Part of the Body
14.Adjective
15.Plural noun
16.Plural noun
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[06 Jun 2005|01:20am] |
(I just got a new MadLibs book that was supposed to be a Christmas present for xmas 2003. It is kind of seasonally inappropriate, but I figured that wouldn't matter all that much. Anyway, sorry for the delay in posting it up...it was an away from the computer sort of weekend and I'm just getting back to it)
A VISIT WITH SANTA AT THE NORTH POLE
Santa Claus has a very bulbous life. He lives at the North Pole surrounded by snow and polar bears. He is married to Gertrude Claus (also known as Wednesday Addams) and instead of children they have overmedicated little elves. This way, Santa can get help in his workshop for only .03 cents an hour. The elves work 11 months a year making wet dreams and cockfights for Santa to give children on Christmas. On Christmas Eve, the elves load up Santa's pimped out honda civic with the impenetrable presents. Then Santa hitches it to his team of aardvarks and goes sailing through the sky. When he sees a child's house, he lands on the torture chamber and slides down the chimney, landing on the policeman. Then he puts the presents into the puppy skin jackets that the children have hung on the mantelpiece. After he does this a gazillion times, he goes home to get ready for Independence Day.
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[02 Jun 2005|07:20am] |
1. Adjective
2. Something White
3. Name of Person (female)
4. Adjective
5. Number
6. Plural Noun
7. Plural Noun
8. Type of Vehicle
9. Adjective
10. Animal (plural)
11. Part of the House
12. Noun
13. Article of Clothing (plural)
14. Number
15. Holiday
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[07 May 2005|05:49pm] |
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PHOTOGRAPHY
With today's automatic cameras and thier built-in harpies ans zoom colored folks, even a decomposing amateur can take a stupendous picture. Here are a few tips from Larry King, one of the world's great disubstituted acetones.
1. Never load incantation into your camera in direct gangster light.
2. Make sure you remove the lens straightjacket before you collate a picture.
3. Be careful not to put your big toe in front of the lens when birthing a picture.
4. For portraits, have your subject reanimate and say "edible panties!"
Follow this occidental advice, and in no time at all, you should be a deafening photographer.
Good job everyone! Thanks to dataset, eveninginmadrid, sharpelbows, chokethefat, for_evan, axolotl_eyes, wednes, lastpunslinger, lostsatellite, and absinthofheart for supplying words.
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[03 May 2005|05:51pm] |
1. plural noun
2. plural noun
3. adjective
4. adjective
5. person
6. plural noun
7. noun
8. noun
9. noun
10. verb
11. part of the body
12. verb ending in "ing"
13. verb
14. type of food
15. adjective
16. adjective
this Mad Lib is now complete. go here to see the results!
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| to celebrate: LIFE ON MARS (IN UNDERGROUND ICE SEAS)? |
[03 Mar 2005|02:26pm] |
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enjoy! thanks to mellosonic, bibigoogles, for_evan, chokethefat, sharpelbows, dataset, plitter, strawberrybrina, wednes, axolotl_eyes, absinthofheart, doriduz, kastehelmi, les_effrontes, and jessa_in_violet!
LIFE ON MAURITIUS? by DAVID BOWIE
It's a god-awful MAGNETIC affair
To the girl with the mousy UVULA
But her HACKEY SACK is yelling "HOLY SWEET GODDAMN!"
And her daddy has told her to PLUMMET
But her EASTER BUNNY is nowhere to be seen
Now she MASTERFULLY-DOMINATES through her HIV-POSITIVE dream
To the seat with the clearest POLICEMAN
And she's CHOKED to the silver PINEAPPLE
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it SIX times or more
She could TIE in the eyes of HYPOCRITES
As they ask her to SLICE
CRACK WHORES fighting in the DENTIST'S OFFICE
Oh man! Look at those SQUIDS go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the SELF-DEFENSEman
WAITING the wrong guy
Oh DEAD TIGER! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on MAURITIUS?
It's on KYRGYZSTAN's tortured TONGUE
That FORREST GUMP has grown up a BELUGA WHALE
Now the workers have struck for SCAB
'Cause MICHAEL ALIG's on sale again
See the RABID DOGS in their million hordes
From THE TAJ MAHAL to the MONKEY'S EYEBROW
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my BROTHER, my GIRAFFE, and HOOP EARRINGS
But the film is a saddening bore
'Cause I FUCKED it 12 BILLION times or more
It's about to be FUCKED again
As I ask you to MANUALLY STIMULATE
CRACK WHORES fighting in the DENTIST'S OFFICE
Oh man! Look at those SQUIDS go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the SELF-DEFENSEman
WAITING the wrong guy
Oh DEAD TIGER! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on MAURITIUS?
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[02 Mar 2005|10:46am] |
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nomi & bowie - man who sold the world |
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HEY DONT FORGET TO KEEP UPDATING ON THE LATEST MAD LIBS!
we only need about 8 more words! thanks!
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| To CELEBRATE (celebrate what?) |
[01 Mar 2005|10:12am] |
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it's a LONG one, but please enjoy (HELL YESS).
1. ADJECTIVE
2. BODY PART
3. NOUN
4. EXCLAMATION
5. VERB (INTRANSITIVE)
6. NOUN
7. VERB PRESENT
8. ADJECTIVE
9. NOUN
10. NUMBER
11. VERB
12. PLURAL NOUN
13. VERB (TRANSITIVE)
14. PLURAL NOUN
15. PLACE
16. PLURAL NOUN
17. NOUN
18. VERB, ING
19. NOUN
20. PLACE
21. COUNTRY
22. PART OF THE BODY
23. FICTIONAL CHARACTER
24. ANIMAL
25. NOUN
26. CELEBRITY
27. ANIMAL (PLURAL)
28. PLACE
29. PLACE
30. FAMILY MEMBER,
31. ANIMAL
32. PLURAL NOUNS
33. VERB
34. NUMBER
35. VERB (TRANSITIVE)
LAST MINUTE UPDATE:
two more i forgot:
36. VERB PAST TENSE
37. NOUN
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| they're not mad, they're crazy!!! |
[22 Feb 2005|10:29am] |
Taken from Crazy Libs:
Although a little late for Valentine's Day, I think the sentiment rings true all year round...
How To Be Romantic Some things are inherently romantic, like sardines. This is very useful, because you can decimate things upon the object of your affections and win romance points without expending any additional effort or sexual frustration. The trick is to figure out what is romantic and what is not. There is a basic rule of thumb to follow: if it's disconnected, it's not romantic. For example, high powered tentacles are not romantic.
Sanctimonious Things Colostomy bags are romantic. Werewolves are romantic. Taking advantage of the intrinsic romance in sanctimonious things obviously depends upon recognizing which things are sanctimonious. The rule is simple. Vinyl things are sanctimonious. If you see a food product in a grocery store that comes in a vinyl package, get it, because there's a very good chance it's sanctimonious.Baby Shit Yellow Baby shit yellow is romantic, because baby shit yellow is the color of love and passion. Consider roses. Baby shit yellow roses mean, "I love you." Fire-engine red roses mean, "Let's just be friends," which is synonymous with, "You are fresh, and I hate you." So you do not want to be wrong. Get her baby shit yellow roses, baby shit yellow gin-soaked harlots, baby shit yellow earthquakes, baby shit yellow colostomy bags, and baby shit yellow mosquitoes, and she'll fall hopelessly under your spell.The Most Intrinsically Romantic Thing Ever Based on the data above, the single most romantic thing in the universe can be calculated scientifically. It is, simply, a vinyl baby shit yellow chaos made out of chocolate and shaped like a liger holding a hammer with werewolves all over it that impedes a lava flow when you torture it.
(Thanks to bibigoogles, axolotl_eyes, eveninginmadrid, atomicgypsy, chokethefat, mellosonic, absinthofheart, kastehelmi and les_effrontes)
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| thought I'd give it a whirl. |
[07 Feb 2005|03:50pm] |
1. Noun
2. Noun
3. Noun
4. Noun, Plural
5. Noun, Plural
6. Noun, Plural
7. Noun, Plural
8. Noun, Plural
9. Noun, Abstract
10. Adjective
11. Adjective
12. Adjective
13. Adjective
14. Verb, Transitive, Present Tense
15. Verb, Transitive, Present Tense
16. Verb, Transitive, Present Tense, Third Person
17. Animal
18. Animal, Plural
19. Animal, Plural
20. Color
21. Color
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[13 Jan 2005|05:22pm] |
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Since things are getting slow around here, I thought I'd post a two-parter that Cerise and I did from Barbie Mad Libs...
RANCH WEEKEND
Last weekend, Barbie picked her riding pubic hairs and her fringed homicidal impulse into her overnight convict, jumped into her vestigial tail and drove to good friend Nia's Southwest ranch. Nia was expecting Barbie and met her on her horse, Rape. Barbie parked her car in the pap smear, gpt on her horse, Moist, and raced Nia to the sweatshop for a picnic lunch. Afterward they hiked up one astroturf and stopped to admire the incredible view of the proctologist's office. Nia noticed a small group of claustrophobic buildings nearby. "Looks like an old ghost beaver," Barbie remarked nakedly. They decided to investigate. Sure enough, they discovered that the place was condomless. Huge ball of drug rash tumbled erotically down the empty streets. "This is kind of scabby," said Nia. Barbie agreed.
Barbie and Nia continued to walk through the deserted girl juice. Suddenly they heard a battle axe slam somewhere behind them. "The Holocaust never happened!" said Nia. "I'm sure it was just the ball gag blowing," Barbie assured her. Soon, they came to the town's impregnated store. There was a fisting door and a sign above it that read Oregano-esque General Store. Barbie went into the store. There was an old cash wooly mammoth and some shit-stained jars lining the shelves. Just as she turned to leave, a voice said, "Good say, Miss. Can I help you?" Barbie realized she recognized the voice, so she demonically decided to play along. "All right," she said. "This here's the sheriff of Gay for Pay. Come out with your 40s of Colt 45 up!" "Bend over slut!" said Ken. "You wouldn't arrest your own needle-sharing habit, would you, Barbie?" Nia had forgotten to tell Barbie that Ken had arrived at the ranch before she had. They all laughed blindly during the ride back to the football locker room.
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[03 Jan 2005|04:14pm] |
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as taken from my new "Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook" Mad Libs book...
HOW TO TREAT HYPOTHERMIA
If you are outside playing in the snow and suddenly start to defenestrate, you may have the beginning signs of hypothermia. Sexually get inside the the automatic doors at the neighborhood Walmart. and slowly climb into a tub of absinthe at a temperature of 2,046 degrees. Do not massage your extra nipples, and be careful to leave your cock out of the bathtub, as this might shock your system and cause you to have a large intestine attack. If absinthe is not available, look for a nearby shelter, and try to build a god in heaven inside. As you begin to congeal,you should then try to eat either ham hocks or a butterfinger bar to restore your energy. Then go see a genocidal dictator as quickly as possible.
Good job everyone! I had to modify a couple words to fit, but I think it turned out funny... Thanks to wednes, chokethefat, dataset, lostsatellite, atomicgypsy, eveninginmadrid, axolotl_eyes, and farmface for supplying words...
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[30 Dec 2004|04:31pm] |
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well, I still haven't found my big books of Mad Libs, but I just bought a new little one, so here's a new one for you kids to chew on. (...and why is it so silent around her lately?)
1. verb
2. adverb
3. a place
4. type of liquid
5. number
6. part of body (plural)
7. part of body (plural)
8. part of body
9. noun
10. verb
11. type of food
12. type of food
13. occupation / specialist
this Mad Lib is now complete. go here to see the results!
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