The Rat And The Dog Get The Bad Cat
(A Gag Pic For Kid TV by MGM)
Act One
50s Era. The Dog is in his bed. We see Tom the Cat. Tom Cat: "Grr! I spy the Rat! I'll get The Rat. I yen to eat the rat!"
Tom now has a mop. Tom Cat: "You! Rat! I'll hit you!"
The Rat: "Eep!"
Tom Cat: "You run, Rat! I'll run, too, and bop you on yer top! You and me are at war!"
Rat and Cat run and see The Dog in a bed.
The Dog: "Zzz.."
The Rat (
on tip toe): "Shh!"
The Cat: "No! I'll NO SHH!"
The Dog: (
is now up) "My Nap! Grr! You bad cat! I see red and I'll I'll eat you up!
Tom Cat: "No!"
The Dog (
to The Rat): "You are my pal. You and I are a wee mad at the Cat. I'll hit the cat if I spy the cat. But you did not nix my nap, so you are OK by me!"
The Rat: "Yay!"
Act Two
We can not see The Cat. He is not by The Dog and The Rat The Dog (
to The Rat): "Hi, pal! You OK? The cat is not on you?"
The Rat: "No, pal!"
The Dog: "If I can be of aid, you got to say so and I'll aid you... Now or at one or two or ten AM or PM on any day!"
The Rat: "You are rad! The sec I see The Cat, I'll say 'EEP!'"
A day and a day and a day go by.
The Cat: "I see you, Rat! I'll get you now!
The Rat: "EEP! EEP! EEP!
The Dog is now on the Cat. The Dog: "Bad Cat! I'll hit you now! You do NOT mar my rat pal!"
The paw of The Dog is in the maw of the cat... a lot. Act III The Cat is on top of a pew... His eye has a tic. The Cat (
to no one): "I yen to get the rat but can not for the dog who is now his big old pal... and the dog... he can axe me!"
The Rat (
to The Cat): "Hi Cat! I spy you, and I see you are of bad wit. But The Dog will get you if you try to eat me! So ha ha to you!"
The Dog: "Hey Rat, I can not aid you for a bit. I am to see the vet."
The Rat: "Uh oh..."
ACT IV The Cat (
to The Rat): "So... I see the dog is at the vet and can not aid you. Too bad for you... Ha, ha, ha! Grr...."
The Rat: "EEP! EEP! EEP!"
The Cat: "EEP! you say EEP but no dog can aid you!"
The Rat and The Cat run and run for the day. But The Rat is not got by the cat. The Dog: "Hi All! I am not at the vet now! And hey, the vet did not axe orb one and orb two... fix me!'
The Rat: "EEP! EEP!"
The Cat: "Erp... Uh oh..."
The Dog: "You bad cat! I've an oar and I'll bop you now!"
The Cat: "EEP! EEP! EEP! No one can aid me!"
The Dog X'es The Cat. The Rat and The Dog eat a pie and gab.
The Rat: "You are a-OK, pal. I XXX OOO You!"
The Dog: "You wee fag... Grr! A fag can not XXX OOO to ME!"
The Rat: "I... I... I..."
The Dog: "HA HA HA HA! Got 'cha, my pal!"
Ebb to ink. We see the TV say "The END - An MGM Pic"