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It is Poe...nah, it's not so bad [May. 21st, 2009|10:29 am]

schtune
(If you got to see how Poe put it, go on.)

One p.m. all dim and wet, all in was I and yet I set
O’er a pad or two put to pen an age or so ago,
In mid-nod, not yet a nap, all in a sec – it was a tap,
As if a man had a rap, rap at my den six in a row.
“'Tis but a guy,” now did say I, “to tap a few so in a row –
All it is, and not no mo'”

It is as now, as I say, and it was on an icy day,
And the hot bit as it lay did all to ash go by my toe.
I had a yen for new day yet, and of my pad did try to get
Out of the low and woe I’d met – woe for the ex-Mrs. Poe –
For her so rad and ace a gal – as she did go I’ll e’er be low.
An age ago, she had to go.

How the rag up on the rod did go “shh-shh” in way so odd,
It had me in a fit of awe new to me; I ne’r was so.
So my red hub low to lay, I did say and say and say
“'Tis a guy to ask me ‘May you let me in? I am no foe.’
One odd guy to ask me, ‘May you let me in? I am no foe.’
So it is; all is quo.”

On and on I got my vim; I got the gut to say to him
“Sir (or Gal) if you are mad at me, you got to let it go;
But you see I’d had a nap, and so low how did you rap,
And so low how did you tap, tap one-two all in a row,
I’d bet my ear was off a bit.” – I put my nob out set for woe; –
All so dim out, no one tho.

Not a bit in dim I saw; as if in ice I was in awe,
Of no set aim, a pic up top no son of God e’er had ago.
In my ear I had no pip; out of the dim I got no tip,
Not one wee bit out of a lip, but for he: “Oh, Mrs. Poe!”
As if a man far off did say; who put it so? It was me tho.
On and on my vox did go.

And so in my den I got; all the vim in me was hot
I put an ear to a tap, but it was now not so low.
“Got to be – It’s got to be…a bug or bat or a wee bee;
Let me see all I can see and get the act all in a row –
Let my hub die off a bit and get the act all in a row; –
'Tis the air; it’s to and fro!”

In a fit I put the bay up, and did hop a big ol’ jay up!
No, not jay, but a caw-caw as of an age ago.
He did not bow or nod a bit, did not hem or haw a wit,
But, as if a Sir he lit, lit up by how out I go –
Lit up on a bit of art of she of old of Owl and Bow –
Lit and sat, and did not go.

To my eye he was so hip up on my art I put my lip up,
For his viz, it had no joy and was not gay but sad fo' sho',
“Tho thy pec, it has no fur, you, I bet, are not a cur,
Ill and wan old caw-caw, sir, who the dim had had in tow –
Say who you are now on our eve. Are you Moe, Leo or Joe?”
Per the caw-caw: “I’d say no.”

How it put me so in awe – how did it say so, the caw-caw?
Yet its gab had to be rot – it had to be but hot air, tho;
For we got to be as one; no man or gal in dim or sun
As of yet has had the fun to see a caw-caw lit up so –
Caw-caw, jay, or bug or pet lit up o’er how out we go,
Who had the tag of “I’d say no.”

On his own tho the caw-caw put one bit out of his maw;
It was as if he had in it put all his id and his ego.
Did he add any bit? Nay! He sat as if he had all day,
'Til in a low vox I did say, “I had a pal, yet he did go.
In a sec he may go too, as all yen I had did go.”
But the caw-caw: “I’d say no.”

My eye got big; my hub did run! Its gab so apt! Was it a pun?
“I’d bet it did say all it can,” did I say so, “It’s got no mo'.
He got it off of one sad guy who of bad woe had to hie,
As he ran on did it fly 'til his air was of one woe,
'Til all he was apt to cry was of one ill, was of one woe
Of ‘I’d say – I’d say no.’”

But the guy yet was so hip up on my art I put my lip up.
So I put a pad ere caw-caw, my art, and how out I go
On the pad of fur I sat; in my nob I set to tat
Bit to bit in one big mat of how the caw-caw of ago –
Did the wan and low and ill and icy caw-caw of ago
Yen to say by “I’d say no.”

So I sat to use my wit, tho I did not say a bit
To the caw-caw; his red eye now got my hub all het up so;
All so far now did I add up in a sum; my nob I had up
On the red and sky-hue pad; up o’er me was a lit up glo,
But on the red and sky-hue pad I sat on in a lit up glo
May she sit? Ah, I’d say no.

Now the air, it was a lot – air as God-ash in a pot
Had by God-kid who did hum as he did go all to and fro.
I was all, “Ass, God has let you get a bit so odd and so new
A gap! A gap in the boo-hoo you got for the ex-Mrs. Poe
Use, oh use the boo-hoo gap and try not to be so emo!”
Per the caw-caw: “I’d say no.”

“See it all, I ken you can! be you caw-caw or imp-man!
If I got you by Old Nik or if Big Air had you in tow,
On thy own, not at all shy, on the lot of hex, hot sky –
On my den of men who die – say it, no fib, can it be so –
Say, can any Rx aid me? Can it?! Oh, may it be so?”
Per the caw-caw: “I’d say no.”

“See it all, I ken you can! be you caw-caw or imp-man!
By the sky o’er us all, by the God who we dig so
I’ve got to ask, I am so sad, as I get to the God pad,
If I’ll be met by gal I had, the one we say was Mrs. Poe –
She was a fox, may I now add, the one we say was Mrs. Poe?”
Per the caw-caw: “I’d say no.”

“Get on out, and may you rot!” did I cry as up I got,
“Out to the big bad air and to the dim eve, out you foe!
No wit of you be in my eye to jog in me thy ill-put lie!
Let me be on my own! – Fie! – get off my art, I beg you go!
Get thy jaw out of my hub and get thy bod off! Go on! Go!”
Per the caw-caw: “I’d say no.”

And the caw-caw, icy git, day in and out, he has to sit
On the bit of old wan art of she who was of Owl and Bow;
And his eye is as a map of a sin-god in a nap
And the ray o’er his cap has a dim bit to lay low
And in the dim bit is my id; and in it too is my ego.
May it go up? I’d say no.
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(no subject) [May. 11th, 2009|12:20 pm]

calamityjon
It is now Mad Ape Den Day, as it is May Ten. Gab it up in Mad Ape Den to all, you lot, til the sun set and the day is out!

Too! Is you Mad Ape not Mad Ape? Go see if it is or not!
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The sad guy of Lyø [May. 11th, 2009|02:54 pm]

schtune
To go on off of how Len put it...

I’ve not far ago – but who can say why? – got rid of all my joy, got rid of all my act of run or jog; as it may be, I am so sad the A-OK mat, the orb, to my eye is a dry lot; the rad rag, the air, see you, the non-shy sky, the fab top cut in two by the sun, why to me it is no bit but a low and ill lot of gas. How odd a bit is a man! how A-1 in wit! how big in all he is apt to do! in bod and how he can go how he can say all not by vox and how we can put an eye up to him! in act how as one who is by god! in all he can see how as a god! the eye-art of the orb, the top of all who fly and got fur! And yet how do I see he who is but dry ash? I get no joy by man – no, nor by gal, tho by how you put a lip up I’d bet you say so.
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Yay! A Kid TV Pic! [May. 7th, 2009|07:14 am]

joshkassel

The Rat And The Dog Get The Bad Cat
(A Gag Pic For Kid TV by MGM)

Act One

50s Era. The Dog is in his bed. We see Tom the Cat.

Tom Cat:                  "Grr! I spy the Rat! I'll get The Rat. I yen to eat the rat!"

Tom now has a mop.

Tom Cat:                   "You! Rat! I'll hit you!"
The Rat:                     "Eep!"
Tom Cat:                   "You run, Rat! I'll run, too, and bop you on yer top! You and me are at war!"

Rat and Cat run and see The Dog in a bed.

The Dog:                       "Zzz.."
The Rat (on tip toe):    "Shh!"
The Cat:
                        "No! I'll NO SHH!"   
The Dog: (is now up)   "My Nap! Grr! You bad cat! I see red and I'll I'll eat you up!
Tom Cat:                       "No!"
The Dog (to The Rat): "You are my pal. You and I are a wee mad at the Cat. I'll hit the cat if I spy the cat. But you did not nix my nap, so you are OK by me!"
The Rat:                       "Yay!"

Act Two

We can not see The Cat. He is not by The Dog and The Rat


The Dog (to The Rat):  "Hi, pal! You OK? The cat is not on you?"
The Rat:                       "No, pal!"
The Dog:                      "If I can be of aid, you got to say so and I'll aid you... Now or at one or two or ten AM or PM on any day!"
The Rat:                       "You are rad! The sec I see The Cat, I'll say 'EEP!'"

A day and a day and a day go by. 

The Cat:                       "I see you, Rat! I'll get you now!
The Rat:                       "EEP! EEP! EEP!

The Dog is now on the Cat.

The Dog:                      "Bad Cat! I'll hit you now! You do NOT mar my rat pal!"

The paw of The Dog is in the maw of the cat... a lot.


Act III

The Cat is on top of a pew... His eye has a tic.

The Cat (to no one):    "I yen to get the rat but can not for the dog who is now his big old pal... and the dog... he can axe me!"
The Rat (to The Cat):  "Hi Cat! I spy you, and I see you are of bad wit. But The Dog will get you if you try to eat me! So ha ha to you!"
The Dog:                       "Hey Rat, I can not aid you for a bit. I am to see the vet."
The Rat:                        "Uh oh..."

ACT IV

The Cat (to The Rat):   "So... I see the dog is at the vet and can not aid you. Too bad for you... Ha, ha, ha! Grr...."
The Rat:                        "EEP! EEP! EEP!"
The Cat:                        "EEP! you say EEP but no dog can aid you!"

The Rat and The Cat run and run for the day. But The Rat is not got by the cat.

The Dog:                     "Hi All! I am not at the vet now! And hey, the vet did not axe orb one and orb two... fix me!'
The Rat:                      "EEP! EEP!"
The Cat:                      "Erp... Uh oh..."
The Dog:                     "You bad cat! I've an oar and I'll bop you now!"
The Cat:                      "EEP! EEP! EEP! No one can aid me!"

The Dog X'es The Cat. The Rat and The Dog eat a pie and gab.


The Rat:
                      "You are a-OK, pal. I XXX OOO You!"
The Dog:                      "You wee fag... Grr! A fag can not XXX OOO to ME!"
The Rat:                       "I... I... I..."
The Dog:                     "HA HA HA HA! Got 'cha, my pal!"

Ebb to ink. We see the TV say  "The END - An MGM Pic"
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Big War of the Odd Orb XL and III [Jan. 30th, 2009|09:37 am]

blue_straggler
We are a day and a day til The Big War of the Odd Orb! It is the war of the top den of the AFC and the top den of the NFC. I can say a bit re: the Big War, so you can ken of it (or bet on it, if you dig).

The AFC den is The PA Men Who Use Fe & C. Any who ken of the odd orb say The PA Men are a top den. The PA Men won The Big War of the Odd Orb XL, but got a new top guy now. The PA Men got a lot of ace men in the way of the odd orb. A few are All-Pro. The QB is Big Ben, who is way OK. But it is so: Big Ben had a bad day in the Big War of the Odd Orb XL. Yet The PA Men did win. We can not yet say if Big Ben may be bad in any big war. He may be, he may not.

And The PA Men got the top "D" too: DL men, FS and SS, CBs, and lot of OK LBs, too. A top guy is the SS, #43 out of USC. He has a way big fro, so you can see him run and hit a lot. It is not at all as pie to lob or run for TDs on The PA Men.

The NFC den is The AZ Lil' Red Out-of-egg Men Who Can Fly. (The men are not lil', are not red, and can not fly, you ken, it is but a tag.) It is odd to see The AZ Men in the Big War. WAY odd! The AZ Men are bad a lot. Not one Big War had The AZ Men ere now. So it is fun to see. The QB is a bit of an old guy, but he won The Big War of the Odd Orb XXX and IV as a Ram. He can lob to #11, a top WR in the NFL. #11 has a big fro, too!

The AZ Men do not got a top "D" like The PA Men, but it is not too bad.

All may see The Big War on TV. In the US, it is a fun day. A bit of ale is to be had. You may eat a lot, too. A few dig the ads and not the Big War--How odd! Yet, it is a day one can see the top new ads. ("Bah to the ads," I say. But, I dig The Big War.) Or, if the War is on ads you do not dig, you may zap the TV and see a wee dog or cat at fun.

Who can win The Big War? I say, The PA Men are a top den. I do not ken if The AZ Men can get a lot of TDs, and FGs may not be OK. So, I bet on The PA Men to win. But not a big win. It will be an ace War.
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"Wee-God-tot ore [Jan. 20th, 2009|04:01 pm]
shinzu4001
Wig out
And gie in
No res you are apt to ken in. 
Be rad
And be the oaf of an ape who is not you in the era we are in
yet all ken
Who is god-rad,  all we see can cow-by-awe 
So I put my ear duo to

Who all yen for bee-goo
As yet we got a bit of pay
Who all yen for bee-goo? 

Hip-lad-set, get as one
Get in a set for the big row to do-re-mi for you
But spy a lot,
All the God-boy-and-gal-mob and thy ala-set on by sew
low in me,
We are apt to pee and we are shy
If you do not spy at me

Who all yen for bee-goo
As yet we got a bit of pay
Who all yen for bee-goo?

Let me out
Let me out
Let me out
Let me out

Gab to me all of the gab you say on the low
Can not aid but I ken it is not a fib
Gab to me all of the gab you say on the low
I ken, I ken, I ken
I was apt to but did put my ear duo to it in the era I was apt to.

Who all yen for bee-goo
As yet we got a bit of pay
Who all yen for bee-goo?

Let me out
Let me out
Let me out
Let me out
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The Din Of The Tyr-Men [Jan. 16th, 2009|10:24 pm]

proteus454
(I am to say, 1st of all, I did say yon gab at my pad 1st for a pal. *'hem*)

Aah!
Aah!

We are of the icy-H20-in-the-sky bit,
Of the 12 pm sun, the bit of the air of the hot H20 too!
The tap-tap-bam-bam of Od and his kin,
Is the "how" for our fly sea-dig or two to get to a new pad,
To hit a new odd guy or ten, and as we do, we go do-re-mi and dry too:
"Pad of the RIP mob, I am on my way!"

As we go, we do use an oar as if it was a mop or an odd rod,
The bit I did put by "W" on the map is the one bit we do yen for!

Aah!
Aah!

We are of the icy-H20-in-the-sky bit,
Of the 12 pm sun, the bit of the air of the hot H20 too!
In a not-too-bad-on-the-ear gab, the 550-nm bit or two of you,
Can say a jot or six of a lot of red goo,
Of how we did say to the war sea "Tsk! Be not so mad!",
We are SO the top guy of you!

As we go, we do use an oar as if it was a mop or an odd rod,
The bit I did put by "W" on the map is the one bit we do yen for!

So nix the job you do now and put the pad of you and the kin of you the way it was,
The end of war and the way of "be a pal and do not fib" can win the day,
But, be it as it may, we did yet PWN you, PWN you big and PWN you a lot!
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Who are you? [Jan. 15th, 2009|08:05 am]

schtune
Dig it: we all did a bit of Mad Ape Den of a gag, a pad, or a pic or two, but we do not do it re: us. Why not say who you are? You got a job? A kid or two? And if you are not at the job? Do you run? Ski? Are you a Red Sox fan? Do you sit at the RAM box and say it in one, two, or one and two all day?

I'll go:

I'm Ben – yes, I can say who I am in MAD – and I'm in NJ. My job is in ESL. If a man or gal is to get to the USA but can not say any bit as we do, my aim is to get him or her to do so. I put on a tie and use CDs and say, "Hmm...I see you can not say 'TH', but use 'T' or 'D'. I'll see if I can fix it." I get all to use a pen as we do, too; I say, "Jot a bit re: you" (as I do now) and I put an eye to how he or she set it all up, and I see if he or she did jot, "He go..." or "Me is..." or any odd bad bit.

I got a Mrs and she is the top gal of all (and a bit of a fox, if I do say so). I got joy for she is wed to me. She and I got one kid, a wee gal. We can say she is "Lil" – a bit of a pun. I yen but to sit by her as she may put her lip up, and her eye may get so big. If a man has a kid, he is not the man he was; now I may cry if I see a sad bit on TV.

OK, now you. Go!
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(no subject) [Jan. 10th, 2009|11:19 am]
shinzu4001
 Hey all, the Mad Ape Den is on the Mug Pad™ (FB) too.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=58994670165

The gab you all pen is rad, but we are not all in one hut.  If we can get the mob in one hut, it is not apt to be a man-hut, nor ape-hut, but a god-hut of Mad Ape.  If you are on the Mug Pad now, get in the pow-wow!  If you are not, now is a rad era to get hip to the FB.  See you in a few tic-toc.

Ta-ta.  Me.

(A few of the pic-set I saw on the pen-jot you did do, I put on the Mug Pad™ so the all the ape kin are apt to spy it.  If you see the pen-to-the-pad-ink-jot you did do, or a bit of pic or two, do not be mad.  I did say it was by an ape who was not me.  Let the orb you are on and the orb we are on hit and be one god-orb.  If not, you are apt to get me sad, but I am apt to say you are ra
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It is not as wee as I did ken; I was up til two a.m.! [Dec. 25th, 2008|01:59 am]

schtune
On the eve of the Toy Day, all up in my den
No man or pet ran, not a wee bug e'en;
My sox I'd put up on the ash box by gum,
To the end St. Nik may put a toy in 'em;
Kid One (as Kid Two had) had lay in his bed,
All had a zzz-pic in fir-hue and red;
And Ma in her do-rag and I in my cap,
Did now lay us out for teh sex and a nap.
But out of my den in my ear a big din was,
I got up out of bed to see how the sin was;
I was up in a jog, and I ran to the bay,
And did ope' the gap of the bay all the way.
The one a.m. orb lit the wan lot so icy,
And lit up as mid-day the set as did I see.
The odd bit I got in my eye so in awe?
A wee man in red, six and two elk by paw;
The wee man (not Wee Man) had zip, pep and vim;
"St. Nik!" did my eye say – it had to be him!
The elk of St. Nik did fly as an ern may,
He put tag to all (I can not, so let us say):
"Now Run-Coe! now Tap-Bob! now Jig-Ted! now Fox-Eve!
On Ice-Bus! On Woo-Jim!...and two elk I can not do...
To the top of the den! To the hut-top too!
Now run off! run off! run off all of you!"
Ere air on the lam, as a dry ash may fly,
And if a bit in the way, may go to the sky,
So up to the hut-top did all the elk go,
As did the wee man, his bag of box and bow.
But up o'er me, I put ear to, not saw
The jig and the tap of an elk leg and paw.
Now far of my bay, my eye and ear in,
In by the ash-way was St. Nik in a din.
He was all in fur, arm to arm to big toe,
He'd got ash all on him but one sec ago;
He did lug a bag - no end to toy or fob,
To my eye he'd get one to buy as his job.
How lit up was his eye! His lip end so gay!
His viz was so red! Uh, "gay" not as "fey"!
His wry li'l gob was put up as a bow
The fur on his mug as wan as it can go,
He had a lit cig; it got ash in my den
And put out bad air in an arc, if you ken.
His mug was so big, his gut as a ham
Did go to and fro as a new jar of jam;
He was big and fat, an elf gay and old too,
I had to go ha-ha, tho did not yen to;
A tic in his eye and the arc of his cap
Let me in on how I had no woe on tap.
Not a wit did he say; he got on to his job,
Put a bit in all sox and did yaw in a bob;
As he put his paw by his eye and his nez,
He did go up the ash-way as a big red Elf-Pez;
He did hop to his elk-car, and for all had a cue;
And all did fly off, as if no big ado.
I put ear to his cry ere he ran off the map,
"An ace Toy Day to all, now go get a nap!"
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(no subject) [Oct. 12th, 2008|01:01 am]

schtune
- Tap, tap

-- Who is it?

- For

-- For who?

- Uh, it's not OK to say, "for who." You got to put an M on the end of it.
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Cos I am, in my wit, as a boy of six. [Oct. 11th, 2008|08:03 pm]

jackfear
Tap, tap.
Who dat?
Q.
Q who?

Tap, tap.
Huh? Who dat?
Q.
You did say Q, not a sec ago. So—Q who?

Tap, tap.
But—but—ack! Who dat?
Q.
Oh, for... OK, OK—Q who?


Tap, tap.
Grr... Who dat?!?
U.
U? U who?
U got joy that I did not say Q, no?
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(no subject) [Oct. 11th, 2008|12:11 pm]

proteus454
Tap tap!
Who dat?
Boo!
Boo who?
Do not cry, pal, it was but a gag!
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(no subject) [Oct. 5th, 2008|02:09 pm]

proteus454
Tap tap!
Who dat?
Wet.
Wet who?
Wet wet wet!

...boo...
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(no subject) [Jul. 21st, 2008|03:15 pm]

schtune
You may say I am mad, but my eye and ear are ace. If any man can see it, I can. I am not mad.

The old man did me no ill, but his eye, you see...oh how it did vex me. It had to go.

I'd be in the dim, by his bed, for an age, and he'd get up not at all. And by my oil, I'd put a ray on his eye, but it was e'er on his lid, so I did not do him in.

But one PM he was in his bed, and I was in his den. I sat and saw him for an eon or so. Sat and sat. The old man did cry out, "Who is by my bed?" but his den was too dim for him to see me. I sat and sat. The old man put out a low cry, but lay in the dim. 'Til I put the ray on his eye, and - lo! - his eye saw me!

I did say how my eye and ear are ace, did I not? I got a low lub-dub in my ear. My ire was up.

But the lub-dub he put out was now not so low. Who but me may get it in his ear? I ran to the bed and put him out of it. He had one cry, but not two. In a fit, I put the pad on top of him. In a bit he had no cry. Ah. Now his eye did vex me not.

I had art in how I hid his arm, his leg and so on. If any man got in the den, he'd say no sin was to be had. I put all far low; the oak bar we ran on was o'er it all. And no red goo! A tub had got it all.

As I put an end to how I hid it, a few men did tap to be let in.

Was it a cry a wee bit ago? We go den to den to see if it is so.

I let the men in and we all sat. It was my cry and the old man was out, did I say, for his job. I did say the lie as if it was no fib at all. The men and I did gab as if I was a pal to all.

But in my ear I had a low lub-dub. For a sec, the air in me did not go in nor out. Had the men put ear to it? All did go on as if not.

Lub-dub, but not so low.

I got up. I did go to and fro. I put my arm up and my end of the gab got hot. LUB-DUB! I had a fit; my lip was up; my eye was big. How had the men not put ear to it? Was it so?

LUB-DUB!

No! The men had! All did ken and all saw! I did ken it and I ken it now! Yet all sat and did gab in a gay way. LUB-DUB! Oh God, it had to end!

Foe! Put an end to how you say it! Yes, I did it! Rip up the oak bar you sit on! It is his ill red hub!
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how not-bad do you ken? [Jun. 16th, 2008|10:41 am]

ludickid
I did do as Ben did do. For how-to, see Ben.

1. All kin of joy are tit for tat; sad kin are sad in the one own way of the kin.

2. So, wot is it to be, now, eh?

3. At the bar, in and out of the bit of ivy in an "O", I did see 'em hit.

4. I am a man who is not fit…I am a man who has an ill way to him.

5. An "eek" did go from sky to sky.

6. G. Sam did get up one day, to end a bad nap, and did see he was now, in bed, a big bug.

7. For a bit I dug to go to bed by 8PM.

8. All I do say, 'tis how it did go – or a big bit of it.

9. Old, fat Buc M. did go to the up-way, and had a pot of gel, and on it was a see-'em and a tin to cut -- the two did lay in an X.

10. We got way out in CA, at the end of the big hot bit, as the LSD did hit us in a big way.

A. Pig-Die Hut #5, KV

B. The Din and the Ire, WF

C. Ann K., LT

D. Mad and Sad in LV, HST

E. The Fix, FK

F. A Bot, Off-Red, AB

G. A Bow of Hue for g = 9.81, TP

H. Leo, JJ

I. I Pen It In A Pad Not Up, FD

J. The Way of Mr. S, MP
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(no subject) [Jun. 16th, 2008|09:47 am]

schtune
Hi all! My yen is you had a fab Sat. and Sun. But now it's Mon. – the day I put on a tie and go to my job. A big bit of my job is to see who all ken and who all do not ken, so now I'll see who all of you all ken and who do not. You dig?


How do A, B, C, etc. fit 1, 2, 3, et al.? A, B, C, etc. are as a man or gal set in ink, and 1, 2, 3, et al. are of A, B, C, etc. yet up to but Dot One. You get why the tag of the man or gal is, e.g., "ZNH", do you not? Try Mad Ape Den and you may see the tag of a man or gal is oft not as pie to put in MAD. OK, off we go.



1) "My mom did die on the day it is."

2) "An age ago, as I was a not-so-fit kid, my dad did say a bit to me I've had up top all my day."

3) "To the end of the hot era, we had a pad in an urb, and in the pad we saw o'er the rio and rye/oat lot and way up to the tor."

4) "It was an ace era, it was a bad era, it was the age of ken, it was the age of 'duh', it was the eon of 'ism', it was the eon of 'naw', it was the day of Sun, it was the day of Dim, it was the May of 'I can', it was the icy day of woe."

5) "If you got to ken, you may yen to ken of my den at Day One, my bad era as a kid, how my mom and dad had a lot to do and all ere my mom and dad had me, and all of the D.C. poo, but I yen not to say so, if you got to dig how it is."

6) "No one can see me."

7) "The man of dim rag ran in the hot dry sun, and the man of the gun ran to get him."

8) "Do not go say it to no one but God."

9) "He was an old man who did use his rod and net in a tub in the sea, and one had bit six and ten shy of ten by ten ago, but not one bit now."

10) "The day had sun, yet was icy, one shy of May, and a big tik-tok did say 'Ten, two and one'."

11) "A far ark has a yen for all men on it."

12) "It had to be so - him and me - in the sec I saw him."



A) The Sky-Hue-and-Red-Mix Hue - AW

B) All Had an Eye on God - ZNH

C) Ten and Six Shy of MM - GO

D) The Big Jay G. - FSF

E) F'ed If You Do, F'ed If You Do Not - JH

F) The Guy Who You Do Not Ken - AC

G) Bye-Bye, My Gun - EH

H) The Man Who No One Can See - RE

I) A Bit Re: Urb One and Urb Two - CD

J) The Man of the Gun - SK

K) He Who Has the Job to Nab the Orb (as for the Red Sox) in the Rye - JDS

L) Uh, The Old Man and the Sea - EH
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On a day JC did die, and so Ant did say: [Jun. 4th, 2008|12:47 pm]

fiberpunk
Oh hi, all of you who are of my kin,
Let us put JC in mud, not say "Yay!"
The bad our men do, it can not go far.
The not bad: it can go in an ash box.
And too, in the box can go JC. B,
He can say JC's yen was far too big
And if it's so, yes, he was a bad guy
It was as a bad guy you did off him.
Now, if B and all his kin can let me
(B is no sly eel or son of a cur,
Nor can you say any bad of his ilk).
Say a bit in re JC, who did die.
He was a fab pal to me, any day.
(But to B, he did yen to own the orb,
And B's no sly eel or son of a cur)
JC was a pro at the wog-nab gig,
And hey, we got ore and so on for it.
To nab a wog is to yen to own all?
JC did cry for all who had no pay
As a sap, I'd say, not as JC Rex
(But to B, he did yen to own the orb,
And B's no sly eel or son of a cur).
Did you not all see me by the old kop
Say, "JC, Be the Man, the Man, the Man"
And, well, how he did act? "Naw, bro, naw. Naw."
(But to B, he did yen to own the orb,
And B's no sly eel or son of a cur).
If B was to lie... not for me to say,
No, I can but say the bit I do ken.
An era ago, you all did dig him.
Why now can you all not cry, as I do?
Now, an ape in a zoo has an IQ,
But you all: no wit I can see. You see,
In a way I am too in yon box, so
I'll sit for a bit, so I can get up.
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A A B A, B B C B, ... [Jun. 4th, 2008|12:01 pm]

schtune
Who has the lot I bet I ken.
But he's far off; he's in his den.
He may not see me sit and see
His lot so zen; I had a yen.
She say it odd, my nag so wee,
To sit, no one but her and me,
Us by the ice and by the lot
The eve as dim as it can be.
She has a jog, a din it's not,
To ask me of the aim I've got.
So mum by ear but for the tap
Of air and ice, wan dot by dot.
My vim and pep the lot may sap,
But I've a job to do on tap,
And far to go yet ere my nap,
And far to go yet ere my nap.


- "Bob Ice"
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Who Did Say It Or Pen It? [Jun. 4th, 2008|10:27 am]

schtune
It's as if it was an age ago and we are all in H.S., so get a pen all of you.


a) JFK
b) FDR
c) PA Ben
d) HST
e) "Sea-to-Sea" Ted
f) Abe of the fly hat
g) MLK (not MLK)
h) "Dad of the USA" GW


_____ "If it is too hot for you, get out of the pot and pan den."

_____ "Get set for war and you may get no war."

_____ "Use a low vox and lug a big bat; you may go far."

_____ "And so, men of the USA, ask not if the USA can do a bit for you, but if you can do a bit for the USA."

_____ "Go to bed at ten, get up at six, and get an ok bod, get a lot of do-re-mi, and be an ace up top."

_____ "If a man has no bit to die for, he is fit to die."

_____ "All we got to cow to is how we cow."

_____ "Do I not do in my foe if I get him to be my pal?"
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