[Filter: Myself; Kalrian]

I'm so close I can taste it, Unc. What were you worried about? Can't spend my whole life talking to dead men, can I?

Alright, Ciea. This one's for you. Dedication, if you will. Morbid, I know. Don't take it to heart. Still. Next one's for all of us, just like we talked about. Hey, can keep a promise as well as a secret~

[Filter: Everyone; Common]

I'm off~ Here, let's all wish a man some luck~! I ain't hearin' nothing yet~

Hey, hey~ Who wants t'hear a story~?

Ain't Harkan just a right sight this time've year.

[Filter: Private; Kalrian]

You're not ten anymore, boy, what're you scared of?

So who else had a great sleep last night, huh~

Let's not be getting all quiet here, book. Here I am feeling all sad and alone~

Rain, rain, go away~

[Filter: Dickless]

Hey, brat~ Went and found an interesting one for us~

And if'n this ain't working, hello ladies~

[Filter: Myself; Kalrian]

If this doesn't work, someone is going to be sorry.

Hope you're dead. Better off dead. I would've done it myself if you'd given me the chance. You did, but I didn't take it. Know why? Of course you don't. Why would you. But we're the same, you and me. Guess my whore mother was just smarter. But that's good old Lord Renaus for you, right?

Always cleans up after his mistakes.

[written in assassin's code]

Mapping the night sky. To where do the flies flock?

Surprise, surprise~ They went and stuck me with another brat without saying nothing! Again. Ain't half as cute as they think but we'll see how long this'un lasts, heh~

Well, book, since you're being all talky and all, you might as well say something of interest. Hard to top me, I know, but ain't nothing wrong with trying~