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We have had a great time doing this, but we must admit that our interest for what Mr Malfoy is doing outside his relationship with Mr Snape has diminished quite a lot, and we have therefore decided to continue as a ship newsletter for Severus/Lucius only.

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Until Death Do Us Part - S/L novel-length romance.
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Snuciusnews - Weekly ship newsletter.
Malfoy Manor - The S/L ship community. Open for all, fic, meta and art.
Malfoycentric - All about the Malfoys.
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My dear Muggles,

I am aware of the fact that the last book that person has written is going to be published in only a few weeks' time, but that does not give you an excuse to stop writing about me or to stop making art with my most gorgeous self! I am getting worried that I am getting forgotten out here in Azkaban!

I shall give you a chance to make up for the lack of proper worship offerings, during the coming week, but I will be very disappointed with you if you don't do better. You do not want me to be disappointed. Thank Salazar that the Muggles who have contributed to this week's edition of my letter are so good adequate.

And speaking of adequate, my duel against Severus is going very well indeed. I am confident that my team will win the sl_duel. Ah, the sweet taste of victory!


Yours,


Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:

Fics:
iamisaac wrote A Position of Power, (LM/SS/SB; NC-17)
tinamuggi wrote Countdown, (LM/SS; NC-17)
ejab62 wrote A thoughtful gift, (LM/SS, SS/RL, implied LM/DM; NC-17)
steph202scott wrote An annoying habit, (LM/SS; R)
lysa1 wrote Coffee and Cream, (LM/SS; R)
lysa1 and ldybastet wrote Beg Me (And I'll Cover You With Words), (LM/SS; NC-17)
nishizono wrote That Same Old Daily Routine, (LM/SS; NC-17)

Art:
bloopfish drew a Lucius portrait, (LM; G)
lysa1 drew Cover, wherein Lucius makes a cameo appareance as himself. (implied LM/SS; R; NWS!)
buttfacemakani doodled Lucius and Narcissa, (LM, NM; G)

Other:
There is a new official picture of Mr Malfoy in the new Who's Who section on the Official OotP website. If you don't have the patience for their flash site, you can see the new picture in isaacsdaily too.

Community/Challenge News:
ejab62 has started posting the contributions to the Severus/Lucius Domestic Fest in her LJ.
sl_duel has a new poll for voting about the best stories representing challenge #4.
The two teams in sl_duel have recieved their new task: to write limericks.

( The Recs )

Muggles!

Due to extreme laziness of my so called secretaries who tried to avoid the Crucio apologise and use exams and work as their pathetically inadequate excuses, this edition of lucius_recs is long and tedious. My most profound hexes regrets to our readers.

Unfortunately I must find out only too late, that a Muggle pretends to know I am abusive to my beloved son, based on the information from WB's fan-videos. If I had known, I would have used the delusional creature as target practice already. Muggles...

The tasteless Warner Bastards posted masks, previously belonging to one Hannibal Lecter (Muggle, however with a brilliant attitude towards those.)

Also a certain and most irritating Muggle variant, the Spoiler-Troll, has reared its ugly head. To avoid that, and especially not to be worn out by performing the Avada Kedavra, severus_lucius, lucius_recs, lucius_muggles and sl_duel, which all have moderated membership, will go into moderated comments mode around 1st July, or if the trolls are becoming more active, earlier.

Speaking of sl_duel, I think we could all use a little lighter mood there, so I shall challenge Severus' Muggle-team for a round of limericks.

Yours,


Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:

Fics:
ldybastet wrote Lazarus, (LM/DM, NC-17)
chazpure wrote A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement, (LM/SS; NC-17)
ldybastet wrote That Which Shines, Shines Brightly, (LM/SS, NC-17)
sharp_tongue wrote Watching and Watched and Watching, (LM/RL, LM/SS, NC-17)
sirryluv wrote Of Fathers and Sons (or You Set My Blood A Racin'), (LM/DM; NC-17)
iamisaac wrote Loving Severus, (LM/SS; R)
ldybastet wrote The Prurience of Purebloods, (LM/WM, LM/SS, RL/RL; NC-17)
foudebassan wrote A Moment Of Abandon, (LM/SS; R)
nehalenia wrote Blackbird, (LM/SS, TS/SS; NC-17)
iamisaac wrote The Beauty and the Beast, (LM/RL; PG-13)
ejab62 wrote Daft as a brush, (LM, SS; G)
themostepotente wrote Kallisti, (LM/SS, SB; R)
iamisaac wrote Loving Severus, (LM/SS; R)
cutecoati wrote Lettres Azkabanes, (various characters, PG)
thepinkrabbit wrote "The Hardest Word" and "Game", (LM/DM; NC-17)
lysa1 and ldybastet wrote Play, (LM/SS; NC-17)

Art:
blpaintchart drew Sssleep tight, Luciusss!, (G, LM/Snakey)
sh4rds drew Severus and Lucius, (LM/SS; PG)
socialblunder4u drew Give It Back, (LM/SS; NC-17)
scowling_hermit drew Purrfect Love , (LM/SS, G -as cats!♥)
dosandazalbra drew Lucius in Corset, (LM, R)
ships_harry drew Good boy, (LM/DM; NC-17)
dragong drew In the pirate ship!, (LM/SS; PG; crossover)
vimessy drew Lollipop, (LM/SS; NC-17 NWS!)
glockgal drew Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy, Rookwood, (NM, LM, AR; G)
snarryfiend drew Denial, (LM/SS; NC-17 NWS!)
sh4rds drew My Beautiful Second, (LM, TR; R NWS!)

Other:
dracoluvah drabbled Father and Son, (LM, DM; G)
smth_blue has made a Lucius wallpaper from one of the promo pics.
wicked_visions made Death Eater icons with Lucius in a few.
dracoluvah drabbled Games, (LM/SS; PG-13)
ldybastet drabbled Protecting the innocent, (LM; G)
ldybastet drabbled Absinthe Terminus, (LM; PG)

Community/Challenge News:
sl_duel has a poll about the best stories representing challenge #3.
Black and Silver, the Malfoys/Snape archive, has been updated.
blond_azkabanstill has weekly drabble challenges about the Malfoy family.

( The Recs )

Not pretty, but there. Courtesy of ootpmoviepics. Nicked from Warner Bastards' revamped HP site...

( Really Warner... fire that designer! Too much playing with PS! )

My dear Muggle admirers,

The duel between myself and Severus Snape is proceeding in an orderly manner. I am quite pleased with my Muggles and their efforts. They have provided me with few hours of most welcome distraction from the slightly boring state of my prisonlife. Keep up the good work, Muggles, and I shall win this duel! We have already wiped the confident smirk off Severus' face, showing him that he does not stand a chance in hell to win.

You all are watching the proceedings at sl_duel, aren't you?

Yours,


Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:

Fics:
thepinkrabbit wrote Chocolate on the Top, (LM/DM; NC-17)
thepinkrabbit wrote Cold, (LM/DM; NC-17)
nishizono wrote Saturday's Child, (LM/DM; R)
thepinkrabbit wrote Come Closer, (LM/DM; NC-17)
Anonymous wrote A Night to Remember, (LM/SS; NC-17; includes NWS art)
lady_of_elves wrote Bittersweet, (LM/NM; PG)
nehalenia wrote Vintage Lucius, (LM/SS; PG)
iamisaac wrote The Fairy Godmother, (LM, SS; PG)
ejab62 wrote Lucerella, (LM/SS; PG)
tinamuggi wrote A True Prince, (LM/SS; PG)
foudebassan wrote The third time does the charm... or is it the second?, (LM/NM, LM/SS; PG)
nehalenia wrote The Tale of Prince Severus; being the chronicle of his quest to find that Certain Person Whom He Rather Admired and Of Whom He Was Inexplicably Fond; (but not his True Love. No. No indeed.), (LM/SS; PG-13)

Art:
xbloodsugarx drew Tease, (LM/DM; R)
ericahpfa drew Lucius & Narcissa, (LM/NM; PG)
xbloodsugarx drew Freiwild, (LM, DM; R)

Other:
nishizono drabbled Preemptive Measures, (LM/SS; PG)
darth_elleth drabbled Presents and Pirates, (LM, DM; G)
dracoluvah drabbled Hidden, (LM/SS; G)
lysa1 drabbled On the Surface of the Skin, (LM/SS; R)

Community/Challenge News:
blond_azkaban has posted a new drabble challenge.
The two teams in sl_duel have been given their third task, the second from Lucius.

( The Recs )

So, the duel between myself and my dear lover friend, Severus, has begun. Last week I issued the first challenge: to write something flattering about Severus' nose. This week, Severus has demanded both his and my Muggles write something about me in connection with fairy tales. I have no idea why he picked such a ludicruous challenge! Be that as it may, I expect to see you all there to cheer my team on to victory.

I'll remind you it will be possible to vote for the best entry which is, of course, by one of my Muggles.

Yours,


Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:

Fics:
thepinkrabbit wrote Plaything, (LM/DM; NC-17)
thepinkrabbit wrote 'Blow' + 'Between Lilies and Roses', (LM/DM; NC-17)
ejab wrote Homage, (LM/SS, R)
foudebassan wrote Cyranose, (LM/SS, G)
malefics wrote In the Dead Language, (LM/WB, LM/RB, RB/WB, NC-17)
kat_denton wrote By My Parole, (LM/SS, PG-13)

Art:
vimessy drew Lucius in bed, (LM; PG-13)
xbloodsugarx drew Malice, (LM; G)

Other:
ldybastet drabbled Style in Three, (LM/SS; PG)
nishizono drabbled Exellent Taste (LM, DM, G)
tinamuggi painted with words: The Scent of Love, (LM/SS impl., PG)
dracoluvah drabbled Father's Hair, (LM, DM; G)

Community/Challenge News:
ejab62 issued the Lucius/Severus Domestic Fest.
Lucius and Severus challenged each other to a duel fought in words and art: sl_duel.
Black and Silver, the Snape/Malfoy archive, has been updated with eight new stories.

( The Recs )

Link to isaacsdaily's post here

Pic courtesy of ootpmoviepics

Allow this secretary to go OMG!!!!

Icons:



(Credits: icons by lysa1, picture ootpmoviepics)

I am sorry to say that my good friend Severus Snape has not come to his senses yet, so I felt it necessary to challenge him to a duel. If he is so intent on arguing with me, I shall give him a good fight! Of course, I cannot do so in person, since I am still somewhat tied up with business here in the North Sea. Instead, I have recruited four of the best Muggle admirers I could blackmail into participating find. They are all happy to participate in this duel consisting of several challenges. You are all welcome to watch the ongoing battle at sl_duel. You are even encouraged to do so, my friends, because you will get a chance to let Severus and me know which Muggle posted the best work.

So, do participate as well, and defend my honour and help my Muggle team (iamisaac, foudebassan, tinamuggi, and ejab62) win this duel for me.

As a contrast to this, the Masterlist for the Severus/Lucius Romance Fest has been posted. Love and war, hm? I hope the making-up sex will be good!

Yours,


Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:

Fics:
snapelike wrote Dear Severus (LM/SS; R)
ldybastet wrote Lazarus, (LM/DM; NC-17)
thepinkrabbit wrote Stay Away, (LM/DM; NC-17)
ldybastet wrote Cover Up My Sins, (LM/SS; R)
thepinkrabbit wrote One More Kiss, (LM/DM; R)
nishizono wrote Daybreak, (LM/SS; NC-17)
ldybastet wrote Breakfast in the Garden of Eden, (LM/DM, LM/BZ, BZ/DM; NC-17)
silburygirl wrote Blasphemous Rumours, (LM/HG, R?)

Art:
cnary_crem_dght drew The Gift, (LM/NM, SS; NC-17; NWS!)
buttfacemakani drew Malfoy family scenes, (LM, NM, DM; G) Scroll past the Weasleys.
tbranch drew Family portrait, (LM, NM, DM, PP; G)
ships_harry drew Lucius daydreams, Draco dreams., (LM/DM; R; NWS!)

Other:
darth_elleth drabbled White Roses for My Love, (LM/SS; PG)
ldybastet drabbled Natural Lusts, (LM/SS, AM/OB; R)
ldybastet drabbled As the Chill Left the Earth, (LM/SS; PG)
nishizono drabbled Most Certainly Not A Bouquet, (LM/SS; G)

Community/Challenge News:
The Severus/Lucius Romance Fest Masterlist has been posted.
blond_azkaban has posted another drabble challenge.
sl_duel has posted the first in a series of challenges between Lucius and Severus' team of Muggle writers.
ejab62 is holding a Severus/Lucius Domestic Fest. Sign ups for prompts closes 14th May.

( The Recs )

Maybe it will be easier for you all if I just try to cast a killing curse on myself (I might even prefer that to waiting for That Woman to do it in her abysmal seventh book)? I am so bored I might even take up the glove my friend Severus had the indecency to cast before me and challenge him to a duel, just to have something to do, since my preferred source of literature is drying, now barely resembling a trickle.

What do you say, Muggles? Any of you ready to defend my honour by pen, wand or any other material suitable for the task?


Yours,


Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:

Fics:
slytherin_face wrote Do You Love Me? Part 1 and 2, (LM/SS, R)
thepinkrabbit wrote Fix, (LM/DM, NC-17)
Anonymous wrote The Grimmauld Place Irregulars (The Fine, Upstanding Families Remix), (LM, among others; Gen with slash content)
thepinkrabbit wrote Crimson Snow, (LM/DM, R)
lysa1 wrote A Young Head Boy Caught Up In a Book, (LM/SS, NC-17)
nishizono wrote Lonesome No More, (LM/SS, NC-17)
dracoluvah wrote To Be Lucius, (SS/LM, NC-17)

Art:
perselus drew Lucius and Hermione, (LM, HG, G)
hill_ drew More Cowbell!, (LM, LV, Hagrid; R; NWS!)

Other:
so_severus made a few Lucius icons.

Community/Challenge News:
Black & Silver has been updated with 5 stories.
blond_azkaban has announced a weekly drabble challenge for the Malfoys.

( The Recs )

My dear Severus made me think back on our school-days. It seems the former Potions master is certain I need a lesson. Well, then I suppose it is up to him to give it to me. That might be interesting. Hopefully he brings a cane.

And you, my faithful Muggles... Perhaps some of you are interested in describing such a delightful event to me? Detention with the Potions master... If I wasn't happily married, I would probably indulge. Or maybe you can muse over what horrors Azkaban my North Sea residence holds? Of course I crave a satisfying release - in any which way the word can be interpreted.

This life is too short for sourly Professors...

I am, however, distracted by the fair amount of worship-work made for me this week.


Yours,


Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:

Fics:
lysa1 and ldybastet wrote Power of Innocence, (LM/SS; NC-17)
tinamuggi wrote A Rose By Another Name - Chapters 1 to 4 and Chapters 5 to 11, (LM/SS; PG-13)
thepinkrabbit wrote You (chapter three), (LM, DM; PG-13)
thesnapelyone wrote Romantic Entanglements, (LM/SS; PG-13)
nishizono wrote Letters from Azkaban One, Two, Three, and Epilogue (LM/SS; PG-13)
ldybastet wrote That Which Shines, Shines Brightly, (SS/LM; R)
nishizono wrote Bad Faith: Requiem, (LM/SS, SS/DM; R)
ejab62 wrote New beginnings, (LM/SS; R)
snapes_nightie wrote Going Straight, Part One and Going Straight, Part Two, (LM/SS; R)
leni_jess wrote Just in Time, (SS/NM, LM/NM/SS; NC-17)
tarotgoddess108 wrote The Plots and Plans of Mr. Malfoy, (SS/LM; NC-17)

Art:
frudule drew Naturism, (LM, NM; R; the second picture on the page. NWS)
xbloodsugarx drew Water, (LM/DM; R, NWS)
sh4rds drew Done Properly, (LM/SS; G)
lysa1 drew A Young Potions Master Caught Up In a Book, (LM/SS; NC-17, NWS)
xbloodsugarx drew Red, One, and Mare, (LM/DM; R)
ships_harry drew Severus and Lucius go to Disneyland, (LM, SS; G)

( The Recs )

Ah, Muggles!

This week I bask in the love and adoration you all hold for me. Fortunately I can say it is not reciprocated, although I am almost flattered.

Also my friend, Severus Snape, continuously states that he might play a larger role than I in the tale told by Ms Rowling. Perhaps he needs to be corrected? Presumably he is envious because no one has yet cared to produce any heavily charmed Muggle photographs of the old man who portrays him in the Muggle fan-videos.

Yours,


Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:

Fics:
foudebassan wrote Black Knight, White Knight, (LM/SS, PG-13)
nishizono wrote Simulacra, (LM/DM, NC-17)
shiv5468 wrote The Harrowing of Azkaban, (LM/SS, PG-13)
nishizono wrote Once Upon a Midsummer Night, (LM/SS, NC-17)
sally_simpson76 wrote Shifting Shadows, (LM/SS, PG-13)
dracoluvah wrote "A" for Effort, (LM/SS, NC-17)
severity_softly wrote Distance, (LM/SS, NC-17)
lysa1 wrote Hidden Behind the Sun and the Moon..., (LM/SS, R)

Art:
ebonyserpent drew The Middle Man, (LM/NM/SS, NC-17, NWS)
leelastarsky drew A Yule Ball at the Malfoy Manor, (LM/HG, various, G)
ericahpfa drew Taking Notes, (LP/NM, JP, LM, R)

Other:
dragonsangel68 wrote 5 Drabbles, (LM/NM, DM, G)

Community/Challenge News:
hpfamilyfuncest is a fest for - amongst others - the LM/DM-lovers amongst us. Fest rules and sign up here

( The Recs )

Muggles, I suppose you are not utterly ignorant, but if there should be one or two of you who hasn't yet worshipped me properly when the so called promotion picture was published, it is here.

If it had been a decent photographer, it would of course have been moving, but you will just have to wait until the fan-video comes out, won't you?

Also the nice Muggle (if such a thing exists) is speaking about the fan-video here. Perhaps he needs an Imperius or two, to me he appears quite a bit less than respectful to my person.

More interesting is it that a month of proper and well-mannered worship has just begun. severus_lucius Romance Fest has posted the first delightful tales about my person and a certain annoying Professor.

Said Professor insists my person might benefit from my stay at my North Sea residence. The man must be mad. Hopefully a month's worth of fic and art can make him behave.

Yours,


Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:

Fics:
Anonymous wrote Silver Eyes, Mother Moon, (LM/RL, NC-17)
florahart wrote A Scar That Isn't There Can't Heal, (LM/AW, R)
ldybastet wrote Refreshment, (LM/SS/PW, NC-17)
violet_quill wrote Not All Virgins, (LM/SS/NM, NC-17)
summerborn wrote Overnight to Dulles, (LM/SS, PG)
iamisaacs wrote His Lover's Father, (LM/SS, SS/DM, R)
nishizono wrote Seventh Year, (LM/SS, R - Note: 7 chapters posted.)

Art:
trekkiegrrrl drew All Tied Up, (LM/SS, NC-17, NWS)
mayflo drew My Beloved in Petticoat, (LM/RB, NC-17, NWS)
xbloodsugarx drew 3 x Lucius and Draco, (LM/DM, R, NWS)

Other:
mrshopkirk made Lucius Icons.
_lady_narcissa muses over Jason!Lucius' hair.
lysa1 discusses Noblesse Oblige. Lucius Malfoy: Cardboard Racist or Complex Family Man?
Part I: Perceptions of Lucius Malfoy: Fanon, Canon and Status in the Wizarding World and
Part II: The Malfoys. Blood and Family: A Comparison between Wizarding and Muggle Aristocracy.
_lady_narcissa_ has been shopping for miniature Malfoy Manor.

Community/Challenge News:
severus_lucius has begun the Severus/Lucius Romance Fest.

( The Recs )

( New Promotion Picture... Lucius has rarely looked better! )

Muggles, let me remind you of the severus_lucius Romance Fest deadline. The 28th March. It is the Cruciatus if you are not in time. Even my secretaries are for once agreeing with me. I do not understand their protests. Using Unforgivables on Muggles is a perfectly decent pastime.

However, it seems as if certain former Potions masters are busy doing other things than urging their Muggles to work. Last time I looked into his publication, severus_recs, he was accusing my son of pouting and being insolent and ungrateful. Now I want your opinion, my faithful minions. Is Draco really as bad as a certain Severus Snape accuses him of being? It is of course a bit hard to keep an eye on my son since I prefer my North Sea residence these days.

But my son is a Malfoy. Malfoys do not pout!

Yours,


Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:

Fics:
nishizono wrote Trois Nouveaux, (LM/NM/SS; NC-17; Warnings! Cross dressing, D/s elements, adultery)
lysa1 and ldybastet wrote Until Death Do Us Part: Exposure, (LM/SS; NC-17; light bondage)
eeyore9990 wrote Deviant Little Fantasies, (LM/HG, NC-17)
nishizono wrote Crawl, (LM/SS, NC-17)
severity_softly wrote His Only, (LM/SS, NM; PG-13)

Art:
xbloodsugarx drew Lucius and Draco: Apples, Pleasure, Sketches, and Together, (LM, DM, LM/DM; G to R; Warning! incest)
runcible drew Tea, (LM/NM, G)
trekkiegrrrl rendered Severus/Lucius, (LM/SS, NC-17)
xbloodsugarx drew Three pieces, (DM, LM/DM; G to PG-13; Warning! crossdressing, incest)
vimessy drew I'm sure it's the right key!, (LM/SS; R)
wildestallyn drew A Bit of Fun, (LM/SB, NC-17)
poor_medea drew Lucius and Narcissa, (LM/NM, PG)

Other:
The Muggle actor portraying Mr Malfoy in the movies talks about the costume.
Black and Silver, the Malfoy/Snape archive, has been updated.
lunglock posted black and white Lucius-icons, (LM, SS; G)