I wrote yesterday that I'm inundated with new technology. This could be problematic as I just failed big time at using the microwave. Either that or I'm going blind.
Recipe for Coffee Fail
1) Take mug of room temperature coffee, place in microwave.
2) Attempt to set it for 45 seconds. Set it for 4:50 instead.
3) Clear the wrong time and try AGAIN to set it for 45 seconds.
4) Double check it.
5) Press Start
6) Return to table and read your Morbid Tuesday email chain.
7) Approximately 2.5 minutes later realize the smell of burning coffee is permeating the kitchen.
8) Run to microwave, see coffee boiling and spewing out of top of mug.
9) Stop microwave, open door. Grab pot holder to prevent searing your flesh on the now super-heated mug.
10) Clean up sea of coffee from microwave plate.
11) Wait approximately 30 min for coffee too cool down to a drinkable temperature.
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cheerful
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