Title: Pirate Booty
Author: Louby fictionbylouby
Pairing: Jorli
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando shows Johnny what he bought on his day off.
Warnings: PWP, toys, double penetration
Disclaimer: I have no affiliations with any of the actors, only the plot is mine.
Feedback: Gives me warm fuzzies.
AN: Beta read by my amazing twin sister Pippi.

This was written for a birthday fic for the wonderful icarus_malfoy, it's a day early for me, but I still have a mental foot and have nothing better to do! Besides, it's tomorrow in some parts of the world!

(You want a show, you dirty old man?)

Here's an oldie but goodie of mine. Yes, you read the pairing right - it has Bernard Hill. Give it a try, it's not what you think.

Author's Name: Lostiawen
Fic Title: Taming the Elf (1/1)

Rating: NC-17
Pairing: BH/VM/OB
Genre: RPS

Feedback: Yes, please.

Summary: Smutty kink in costume.

Disclaimer : This is a work of fiction, none of
this really happened. The author is not associated
with or is implying anything about the sexual
preferences or the lives of the people depicted within.

Warnings: PWP, role-playing, spanking, bondage, DP, simulated
non-con/rape, Domination/Submission, coarse language.

Author's Notes: At last, it's done! This is a much belated birthday
fic for my beloved Elizabeth, who has a taste for
kink and a Bernard Hill/Theoden crush. :) Happy birthday,
sweetie! *mwah* Enjoy the kink fest! And sorry that this was so late, my
muses decided to go on vaction.

Thanks to Salix for her help with finding a suitable cock ring! *huggles*

Posted Aug. 5, 2004

This fic was featured in the LOTR Spotlight Forum, where I'm interviewed about creating the story (among other things). Click here to read it.

( You know, it's a crime to be so fucking cheerful... )

Title: The Continuing Adventures of Cap’n & Pegboy – Four Parts Complete

Author: willowwing

Pairing: Sean Bean/Will Turner/Jack Sparrow

Summary: Blatant abuse of Pirate Smut

Rating: NC-17… oh definitely NC-17

Warnings: On each part

Disclaimer: This story is fiction, which means it is absolutely not true anywhere except for the dark recesses of my mind where the plot bunnies breed with the dust bunnies. I make no claims as to the sexuality of any of the characters and make no money.

AN: You’ve heard of Rudyard Kipling’s Just So stories; well this is a Willowwing What If story. What if there had been a different Captain than Norrington when Will was brought aboard as a young lad? What if that Captain had kept him as a cabin boy instead of apprenticing him to the blacksmith? What if Willowing had taken a road trip with Baileymoyes and learned the term ‘pegboy’? Oh yeah… that last one happened.

Part One ~.~ Part Two ~.~ Part Three ~.~ Part Four

Author's Name: Lostiawen
Fic Title: Of Bikers and Taxes (2/2)

Rating: NC-17
Pairing: EB/OB, VM/OB, VM/SB/EB/OB
Genre: RPS

Feedback: Yes, please.

Summary: Sex over a motorcycle (and more).

Disclaimer : This is a work of fiction, none of
this really happened. The author is not associated
with or is implying anything about the sexual
preferences or the lives of the people depicted within.

Warnings : AU, PWP. The teeny amount of plot is crackish. Schmoop.
Lots of hardcore kink - DP, BDSM, explicit language, roleplay, simulated
non-con, PC rimming, and a swordfight in Orlando's mouth. (no, I don't
mean literally.)

Author's notes: Witness le smutbomb. Apologies for taking
so long, but RL has the worst timing in the world.

The swordfight popped into my head after Jo wrote something about
me in her LoTR spotlight forum. And then my horny muses just
went to town...

Posted May 19, 2007.
*****
( biker smut under here )

Hey everyone, the lovely Ylith wanted me to post here. So I'll do my newest DP fic and then post some oldies.

Author's Name: Lostiawen
Fic Title: Of Bikers and Taxes (1/2)

Rating: NC-17
Pairing: EB/OB, VM/OB, VM/SB/EB/OB
Genre: RPS


Summary: Just an excuse for a Tax Day kinky smutfest
with guys in leather.

Disclaimer : This is a work of fiction, none of
this really happened. The author is not associated
with or is implying anything about the sexual
preferences or the lives of the people depicted within.

Warnings : AU, PWP. The teeny amount of plot is crackish, and there's schmoop mixed in somewhere.
Lots of kink: DP, a sword fight (no, not a real one), roleplaying, knifeplay,
simulated non-con, PC rimming, BDSM. By the way, it's late, so excuse
the sloppy editing.

Author's Notes: Argh. My muses went into hiding, so
I wasn't able to completely finish my Tax Day fic.
Beth has completely corrupted me, so this chapter
is just BanaBloom. Next chapter will have the
full monty with all four guys.

And yes, some of the scenes were inspired by Orlando's
VMan pics. How can you look at them and not be inspired?
So, Beth...just for you -- wild haired, cursing Orlando
getting mauled by Eric in biker gear. Enjoy!

Posted April 15th, 2007.

****
( Orlando threw the pouf at Viggo and pouted. )

Title: Treat
Author: giselleslash
Pairing: Colin/Orlando/Jake…Farroomenhaal *snerk*
Warning: Double penetration…and cheesy porn talk :P
Disclaimer: Don’t know ‘em, don’t own ‘em…because if I did this video would be sold in all major porn markets worldwide.
Feedback: Is like this threesome…makes me drooly and hot.
Summary: Orlando comes home to a surprise…or two. (Totally without purpose of any kind…just filthy dirtiness.)

Treat

Title: As you wish
Author: sybrant
Rating: So definately NC-17
Pairing: Viggorlibanabean! (yes...thats right!)
Warnings: AU, major smut, total PWP!!
Disclaimer: All false. Lies I tell you, LIES!!!!
Beta: none
Summary: Orlando makes a wish...

AN: You may have already read this, but I'm a feedback whore so thought I'd post it in this shiny new comm.

This is a total PWP!

On to the smut

Title: More Practice
Author: Giselle
Pairing: Bloomenhaal with a dash of Bean thrown in
Summary: Sequel to Extra Practice
Disclaimer: Okay, here’s the deal…if this were true I wouldn’t be here writing this shit…I’d be following them around with a video camera.
Feedback: Appropriate at all times and in all situations.

More Practice

Hullo my darlings!! Hope everyone is enjoying the group, and I'm so happy to see people are joining.

just thought I'd make a little post for a lovely Author Bailey. She has a non LOTR actors dp fic over at her jornal found here:

Bailey's fic Flakes

it's a Austin Nichols/Jake Gyllenhaal/Peter Sarsgaard fic, so if that sounds tasty to you go give it a read. As always a good fic deserves good feedback!!

big kisses!

Title: Extra Practice
Author: Giselle
Pairing: Jake/Orlando/Sean
Disclaimer: Not true no matter how many times I tap my ruby slippers.
Feedback: Mmmm...feedback.

Extra Practice

Title: Sean Bound
Author: Hazel
Fandom: RPS LOTR
Characters: Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen
Prompt: 17 – Anal Plugs
Word Count: 3,488
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: I do not know Orlando Bloom, Sean Bean or Viggo Mortensen; I am making no claims to their sexual orientation. This is all completely made up. It did not happen. I am writing this for purely entertainment purposes and am making no money from this fic. Please do not sue me.

Author's Notes: Warnings: BDSM relationship. toys, DP

This was written a long time ago as a scene that was going to become a co-authored fic that because of real life stuff and the problems that are caused by time differences never really got much further than a series of kink scenes and some ideas between myself and Bee.

There is no beta for this so any mistakes are my own.

( Sean Bound )

Title: Stretched 1/1
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: NC17

Summary: Orlando has a surprise in store for Viggo.

Warning: AU Dream Sequence, Double Penetration, Rimming.

Disclaimer: I do not own or know either Orlando Bloom or Viggo Mortensen. I am making no claims to know either man’s sexual preference. None of this happened I’ve made it all up and I’m not making any money from this fic it is for purely entertainment purposes.

( Stretched )

Title: Double the Pleasure
Author: Ylith
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Colin and Orlando are at a club, and when Heath Ledger starts hitting on Orlando, Colin is struck with a little idea
Disclaimer: I own nothing and no one. I do not know how old Heath Ledger is, but for the sake of this, he is going to be about Orlando’s age, maybe a little older.
Warnings: explicit male/male/male sex, double penetration, voyeurism PWP

Here ya go Causette my darling!! I hope this is what you were looking for!!! Big kiss to you. Mwah
Sarah...I hope this does not kill you!! Love ya my darling!!

Double the Pleasure, double the fun...

Title: By The Guardians Of The Watchtowers, I Conjure Thee 1/1
By: Hazel
Rating: NC17
Pairing: VigOrli
Summary: After reading about a powerful sexual daemon in a new acquisition to his museum Viggo's fantasies get the better of him and he decides to call forth the daemon.
Beta:
WARNING: AU, Some Witchcraft/ dark magic, Wings, claws, tails and teeth, Double Penetration, some blood.

( By The Guardians Of The Watchtowers, I Conjure Thee )

Welcome welcome welcome to lotrips_dp!!! This lovely bit of kink I think deserves its own home if only to encourage more people to write it! *wink* Please do post any story (old and new) and let's jump start this comm and get it pulsing. Oh...and might as well pimp my other comm farrellando while I'm at it...*shifty eyes*

*giggle*