Most of the sendspace links have gone defunct by this time (except for DDG11, which I am absolutely ecstatic to see over 80 people downloaded just from sendspace - I love you all to absolute pieces), so here's one post with all of the links in one spot (to the permanent files on Jinjurly's Audiofic site). I have gone over all the old entries and updated the links there, so you can use these ones or just read the original entries. I would put this in the profile but I am not that accomplished at HTML and I'm semi-late for a class(!).
**All titles listed here are the ones I have given them, not "actual" titles.

FUN QUESTION/POLL: What's your fav title? Mine is either "Veela Seduction Death Match" (DD6) or "Bartending in the Dark." (WWGB1) All props goes to Sarah for writing hilariously in the first place :)

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS
Part 1 - "Saucy, Salacious Veela Charms" - Original Post
Part 2 - "The Vicissitudes of the Veela" - Original Post
Part 3 - "Life of a Veela" - Original Post
Part 4 - "Gay Veela Details" - Original Post
Part 5 - "Being A Veela And Everything" - Original Post
Part 6 - "Veela Seduction Death Match" - Original Post
Part 7 - "Sex With A Veela (No, Not Actually)" - Original Post
Part 8 - "A Veela's Immediate Presence" - Original Post
Part 9 - "Not Like Other Veela" - Original Post
Part 10 - "Went a Bit Veela on us" - Original Post
Part 11 - "Veela Vaccination" - Original Post
    THE WAY WE GET BY
     Part 1 - "Bartending in the Dark" - Original Post
     Part 2 - "Insane Veela Wiles" - Original Post
     Part 3 - "The Triplets" - Original Post
     Part 4 - "Crying in Bathrooms" - Original Post

THE SHOEBOX_PROJECT
Part 1 - "Letters" - Original Post
Part 2 - "Two Memories, Late Summer" - Original Post
Part 3 - "I've Got New Socks On!" - Original Post
Part 4 - "Trick or Treat" - Original Post
Part 5 - "Logistics/Losing Moony" - Original Post
Part 6 - "Mistletoe" - Original Post

INSTRUCTIONS - This will NOT be permanent, it's a sendspace link
Instructions - Original Post

FOUR AND TWENTY BLACKBIRDS - This will NOT be permanent, it's a mediafire link
Four and Twenty Blackbirds - Original Post

THE RAVEN - This will NOT be permanent, it's a sendspace link
The Raven - Original Post

HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX - This will NOT be permanent, it's a sendspace link
Chapter 1 - "A Peck of Owls" - Original Post
Chapter 2 -  Original Post

Love and luck! Cheers,
-Mlle Sparring, aka Colline

Hello all. I hope you had a magnificent summer and are at least somewhat-enjoying school or work or boot camp or whatever it is you're all doing :)

As for what I'M doing. Well. I wanted to make an update here just to keep you all in the loop - the loop BEING that there won't be any more audiofic/podfic for a while. I'm at university now (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and enjoying it muchly, but not only do I so far not have any time, but the walls are thin in my residence and I'm not entirely sure that me shrieking loudly about whatever it is Draco's obsessing about this week or trying 12 times to perfect Goyle saying "Uhhh..." would be appreciated and/or tolerated.

I don't want to make any committments or promises I won't be able to keep, but I do have 4-month summers, and perhaps there will be tonnes more in the future, even as Sarah's fic deadline approaches (however: lots more shoebox!), so don't de-friend the community if you're still interested, because I'm not disappearing from LJ anytime soon.

Sorry for the cutting off, but it was a wonderful run while it lasted and I enjoyed every minute of it; all of Shoebox and DDG is up permanently (http://jinjurly.com/audio/tag/readermcollinknight/), so you can always find it. If anything else goes down, let me know and I'll reupload it (now that I have fast internets!). Thanks everyone for listening, for reading, and for commenting. LOVELOVELOVE,
-Mlle Microphone, aka Colline

It gives me a kind of perverse satisfaction to have finally caught up to mistful in terms of Drop Dead Gorgeous. I really wanted to have this part finished for today, since in a matter of hours I shall depart for il belpaese for two weeks, so there will be no reading or, frankly, anything other than the consumption of rumpunch and the oogling of frescoes for quite some time. After that, I return to my task of finishing my audiobook, which I'm ashamed to say I haven't put one lick of work towards since the beginning of the summer.

In other words: there might be more by the end of summer. There might not be. I shall let you know, since I already have one part of Coda recorded, and SBP has been long-neglected. However, without further ado (Good Lord, I talk a lot, don't I?), Part Eleven:

PART A - Playing Time: 21 mins, 33 seconds
PART B - Playing Time: 36 mins, 16 seconds
Download HERE @ the Jinjurly AudioHost

The quality is worse on this one, because my good mic is not working :( I'm not terribly impressed with my reading here, I need to slow down, but at least it's comprehensible. Now, marriamagdalenawas kind enough to suggest a song for this part that I could, for the life of me, not find either on iTunes or my father's extensive Beatles collection on anything other than vinyl, so I apologise for that, and the song for this part is Ryan Star's 'Last Train Home.' Now, a word about the songs: I'm aware that they all sound similar, and I know that the lyrics for this part might not mesh exactly, but what I'm trying to do here is create sort of a DDG mood, which apprently sounds like James Blunt (who knew?) but whatever. Please - please! - let me know if you're not enjoying the music, if you've got suggestions for music choice (though keep in mind that if I don't already have it I'll have to buy it, and I am a starving student here), you really like the music, you'd rather I just stop talking, anything.
I'll stop talking.
This part is dedicated to sumasai09 - have a magnificent summer, dahhhhhhlings!

-Mlle Lisa, aka Colline

Hey there. I know it's been a while. You must forgive me. I could jibber and jabber and flail and grovel and spew excuses to you, but that would be quite boring and would, frankly, take a long time. So I suppose I'll just have to say I'm sorry, I've been busy, there have been technological problems and health problems and whatever else. However, now I find myself 18 years old, finished high school (forever!!), without a care in the world (OK, that's a lie), and so in the past three days I have been feverish with audiobooking (new verb!), and I have for you some Drop Dead Gorgeous, Part 10.

PART A - Playing Time: 30 mins, 48 seconds
PART B - Playing Time: 28 mins, 37 seconds
The File

The song is 'Seed' by The Academy Is..., and I hope you all don't have too many problems with sendspace. Apologies to all once again, with special thanks and dedications to

marriamagdalena, to ladyjaida and danibennett (for writing Havemercy - go, read it!), and to all of you who've been commenting and listening and waiting since basically freaking forever for me to get my arse into gear. Love you all!

-Colline, aka One of Wood's People

 

 I am so, so sorry. I swear to God. I haven't forgotten. And I promise as soon as a) I finish my Economics ISU essay, b) my French exchange student leaves, c) the last issue of my newspaper is ready to go, and d) my Hey-Let's-Build-A-School-In-Kenya-It's-Not-Like-We-Aren't-Already-Busy-Enough fundraiser is over (aka early June for all of this), I will have more podfic. I PROMISE.

I've actually recorded several things, spending many hours on them, only to later discover my mic was plugged into the headphone jack, and so-forth. Really, it's been painful. But I've got Part 1 of Coda to an Epilogue on my computer, ready for copious editing, and the next DDG is on there as well. Unfortunately my audiobook of Montana 1948 takes precedence, but I will be here again. I have not forsaken the podfic. Please forgive me. I hope your lives are all going splendidly.

-Mlle Should Really Learn to Say No, aka Colline

Part Nine is done.

PART A - Playing Time: 32 mins, 9 seconds
PART B - Playing Time: 24 mins, 23 seconds

Jinjurly Audiofile Linkage

I really liked this part, and the whole first time I read it, I was going, "this is so good, Sarah I love you," and thus I hope you like it too. The song is "The Weight of it All," by Matt Nathanson. All is misery and bleakness on my end, but I've got 10 recorded, so hopefully the editing will occur next week. Best wishes,

-Mlle For Some Reason I Really Want To Write Carrot Cake But That's Not Relevant So I'll Put Rubber Ball Instead, aka Colline

 I know it's been awhile, and I apologise. I've not stopped, and nor shall I. However, the next month will be the busiest one for me - I've got a LOT going on, so chances are the next update will come at the end of April. It could be much sooner, but that's my projection, to be safe.

But I've got Drop Dead Gorgeous 8 done!
PART A - Playing Time: 28 minutes, 8 seconds
PART B - Playing Time: 40 minutes, 43 seconds
It can be found on the Jinjurly Audiofic site.

I didn't go overboard on Wood's accent, though I kind of wish I had. I enjoy scottish brogues, and therefore had fun with Fiona's. And since I like Irish people too (you know... like Sarah...), the song is 'When Your Mind's Made Up,' by Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova. I'll see you all on the flip side - hope your spring break was fun!

-Mlle Territory, aka Colline

 Well, I feel accomplished. One fic, all done! This is Part 4 of The Way We Get By, and it's quite a large one.
PART A - Playing Time: 36 mins, 59 seconds
PART B - Playing Time: 42 mins, 22 seconds
Part 4 linkeage

Song is 'Somedays,' by Regina Spektor. I'll be away for March Break, and I'm fairly certain I won't finish DDG8 before then, so I'll see you in two weeks!

-Mlle Just Can't Wait To Be King, aka Colline

I would like to issue a heartfelt apology to all the Shoebox fans. I've been a terrible friend. Here I was, promising podifc, and you've had to sit around for the past couple of months watching DDG update after DDG update, and wondering, "Where the hell is my Part 6?"

OK, so I don't actually know if anyone's been doing that, but if they (you) have, I am sorry. I was swayed by the evil Sarah fans and their dreadful Harry/Draco ship. I was wrong.* I will never leave your side again.**

Anyway, here is an extremely-belated Christmas present. I'm not sure if it's appropriate to post Christmas things in February, but I also wear nothing but white for two solid weeks after Labour Day just to spite, so there you have it.

PART A - Playing Time: 39 mins, 7 seconds
PART B - Playing Time: 20 mins, 54 seconds
It's up on the Audiofic Archive : PART 6


* Sarah fans: don't listen to me. I'm lying. I love you. Let's do lunch.
** SBP fans: I didn't write that ^^^. No idea who did. I love you. Call me.
For boobacat, who said they liked Part 6 best in the poll, so long ago.

-Mlle Eyeballs, aka Colline

I apologise for the lateness in posting; however, I got a LOT done this weekend (Thank You, Dalton McGuinty!), so that's alright then! Drop Dead Gorgeous, Part 7.
PART A - Playing Time: 39 mins, 21 seconds
PART B - Playing Time: 31 mins, 12 seconds
general_jinjur's got it at her Audiofic Archive because she's super-speedy like that: DDG7

You should all go read Part 10 (!!!!!), since it is full of awesome. Song for this part is Bring it on Back, by Jet. I couldn't find anything better, but the songs for the next two parts ROCK. There will be a surprise post tomorrow night!

PS I am totally an Unspeakable in my head.
-Mlle Supplies Cabinet, aka Colline