RivenSky ([info]rivensky) wrote in [info]loldrivers,
@ 2008-11-04 11:35:00
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The Dickies OMG CARL & JEFF YOU BETTER PIT RIGHT NOW 500 @ Texas LOL Speedway.
O hai guys... I know a lot of you were concerned over the condition of my heart after this weekend's race. Do not worry yourself any longer. My heart is fine. My TV may still be a little traumatized from me yelling at it. But whateva... Anyway...

HAPPY ELECTION DAY EVERYBODY!!! It is indeed a historic day. If you are like [info]korolyeva525 and not a citizen of the US or are not old enough to vote, you have a special treat at the end of this post. US citizens can vote too. :D Bring the LOLs around, James!






Yeah. Duh guys. Sheesh.



The sad thing is the steering wheel was normal-sized for everyone else.

Yah... I went there...



Um... I just covered this...






Dis week's practice interfered with Kev & Delana's mani/pedi tiem.












THIS JUST IN: No Hair Gel creates Less Drag!!! Story at Eleven.



n00bs. you has to explain EVERYTHING to them.



Later, Martin explained teh 14 "where r u?!?!" voice messages he'd left.



Denny's Chip Thief steps it up a notch.












Yay our first Wendy LOL! I <3 u Wendy!



Wait... for once JPM wasn't the ass? Hmm... *checks temp in HELL* :D



um... haz u checked behind u bb?














oops... almost forgot teh Dale!Face report!!!





Now... Let me go ahead and say that I am not really up on F1 stuff. I usually let [info]korolyeva525 take care of that stuff cause I really don't have much more room for hot boys in my life. (Jamie takes up a lot more space than you'd think given his size!!) But I did manage to watch the last race of the year this weekend. I was really proud of Mr. Hamilton and it certainly was a nail biter. I really liked what the commentators had to say about his historic championship win. I also watched because the NASCAR race started so late and I WAS BORED OUT OF MY MIND, but I'm glad I watched. But no I am not converting [info]korolyeva525 so stfd! ;) ilu bb














And now... on to our poll! Please don't peak over the sides of your booth plz.



Poll #1291285
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

What NASCAR pair would you like to see in the White House in 2012?

View Answers

Jeff Burton - Bobby Labonte
5 (8.6%)

Jamie McMurray - Elliott Sadler
15 (25.9%)

Jimmie Johnson - Chad Knaus
7 (12.1%)

DaLana Harvick - Kevin Harvick
17 (29.3%)

AJ Allmendinger - Scott Speed
1 (1.7%)

Dale Earnhardt Jr. - Martin Truex, Jr.
7 (12.1%)

other
6 (10.3%)

If Other, who?



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[info]luvinthe88and20
2008-11-04 05:57 pm UTC (link)
Great work girls.

I love the one about Jr's razor.
They must be broken the same as Jimmie's stylist scissors.

LOLed at the one about Matties smile. When Kenseth Smiles be vary aware he haz a good car and you all in deep shit.

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[info]rivensky
2008-11-05 04:36 pm UTC (link)
lol thanks bb! Glad you liked!

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[info]korolyeva525
2008-11-04 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Grood post, bb!
150 moar dayz until Kimi tiem again. I wish I didn't haz to work last weekend - I wud haz watched races with u.

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[info]alexwhitman25
2008-11-04 06:46 pm UTC (link)
150 moar dayz until Kimi tiem again. :(

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(no subject) - [info]korolyeva525, 2008-11-04 10:30 pm UTC

[info]maveness
2008-11-04 06:16 pm UTC (link)
The Kenseth one is SO my favorite. Because nothing is more awesome than an Evil Kenseth. I'm sure, somewhere, Junior was askeered. (Since Junior has been on the receiving end of the evil and knows how bad it can get. I'm still not sure if anyone else fully appreciates the evil the way Junior does.)

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[info]rivensky
2008-11-05 04:37 pm UTC (link)
lol. I was askeered when I kept seeing pictures of him smiling. I think maybe Matt's been replaced, because Jamie has suddenly started calling him Kenser and is driving faster. ;)

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(no subject) - [info]maveness, 2008-11-05 04:42 pm UTC

[info]penniwised
2008-11-04 06:17 pm UTC (link)
Those were great. I love the ESad one...lol...

Oh and I do have my own personal pictures of Kasey....(since I was there) but none of them look that good...lol...he was a meany though...so...

All of them are great!

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[info]rivensky
2008-11-05 04:41 pm UTC (link)
glad you liked! Can't wait to see your pictures!

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[info]iliveforsports
2008-11-04 06:20 pm UTC (link)
My favorite: LURK MOAR.

LULZ.

It's especially funny since I am a lurker here. Ahaha. But great job as always, bbz. ♥

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[info]rivensky
2008-11-05 04:46 pm UTC (link)
We love lurkers! Thanks for coming! Glad you liked!

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[info]missirish9
2008-11-04 06:25 pm UTC (link)
this is the most difficult poll, ever, lol.

Speaking of O No u di'int, I was planning on posting about this years NASCAR Champ to [info]ohnotheydidnt, b/c its lulz when ONTD + NASCAR collide....and if Rahoul wins it would be epic lulz. Only, some mod is being an asshat :/ They rejected my post on the Phillies winning the World Series three times, even after I emailed a mod and they said it was ok. They tried to say sports aint allowed, which is bull. I've posted NASCAR stuff there before.

lol sry about the tl;dr I JUST HAD TO GET IT OUT

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[info]alexwhitman25
2008-11-04 06:48 pm UTC (link)
NASCAR + ONTD = EPIC. Get ready for redneck, waste of resources, and who watches that crap comments. :D

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[info]korolyeva525
2008-11-04 10:29 pm UTC (link)
TL;DR. W/E, BB.
UR HILARIOUS.
Missirish9 FTW

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[info]rivensky
2008-11-05 04:48 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure they would have rejected my post about Niki and Burney if Niki hadn't been involved. The mods there are so full of it. Someone needs to pop their bubble. Just remember to make the subject line AMANDA BEARD'S EX WINS NASCAR CHAMPIONSHIP. :D

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[info]alexwhitman25
2008-11-04 06:53 pm UTC (link)
WHEE! Outstanding batch bbs.

Oh, Jamie. I know that you and Carl celebrated together this weekend. Right? Don't destroy my dream.

LOL at simma dan na.

Is it sad that I can actually picture Kevin and Delana having a mani party?

ROFL! I knew [info]rivensky would have some priceless non-gelled Jamie. DO. NOT. WANT. Jamie. Even Ells was trying to fluff it.

Oh Kimi...Huggles. Next year, bb. Next year.

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[info]rivensky
2008-11-05 04:50 pm UTC (link)
I dunno... the more I think about it... the more I like his hair sans gel...



*wanders off daydreaming.*

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(no subject) - [info]alexwhitman25, 2008-11-05 09:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rivensky, 2008-11-08 03:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alexwhitman25, 2008-11-08 03:43 am UTC

[info]crocosaur
2008-11-04 07:09 pm UTC (link)
Evil Kenseth is evil...if that's the case, then he should be evil more often. At least if he finishes the way he did, he should. On a similar note, Jamie should just leave the hair gel at home from now on...if Carl and Jeffy ran dry, then I know one girl out there that would've squee'd herself silly...

...

Okay, maybe two...my mom's a big Jamie fan, too.

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[info]rivensky
2008-11-05 04:53 pm UTC (link)
I was barely breathing at the end of that race. If my reaction had been anything like it was last year when he won... well my roommates probably would have kicked me out...

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(no subject) - [info]crocosaur, 2008-11-05 08:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rivensky, 2008-11-06 12:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crocosaur, 2008-11-06 03:04 am UTC
Oh, one more thing...
[info]crocosaur
2008-11-04 07:11 pm UTC (link)
...I voted for the Johnson-Knaus ticket. If there's anyone in NASCAR that you can say is teh best at BS, it's definitely those two. *smirk!*

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[info]rivensky
2008-11-05 04:51 pm UTC (link)
hahah trufax bb! Thanks for voting!

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[info]mb24jg
2008-11-04 07:18 pm UTC (link)
nicely done this week!

I can totally imagine the Kevin & Delana spa day - and you know that its the highlight of Kevin's week, and it will be part of their presidential ritual when they take the oval office.

And yay for Wendy lols! Is she married? Either way, she better watch out because Tony is checking her out HARDCORE. The needs to find shelter with JSpence quickly before something terrible (fantastic?!? *faints*) happens.

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[info]alexwhitman25
2008-11-04 07:28 pm UTC (link)
HEE! I'm pretty sure Wendy's husband still works for the #20 team. :D

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(no subject) - [info]rivensky, 2008-11-05 04:56 pm UTC

[info]mearsgang
2008-11-04 08:06 pm UTC (link)
I also will throw my endorsement behind Vickers/Mears and Gustafson/Knaus, but my first choice is Johnson/Mears.

I'd really really like Gustafson/Mears but I's too sad to think about it :(

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[info]rivensky
2008-11-05 04:57 pm UTC (link)
lol thanks for voting! Vickers would make an awesome president! Red Bull for all!

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(no subject) - [info]korolyeva525, 2008-11-05 08:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mearsgang, 2008-11-05 09:44 pm UTC

[info]reutfan4life
2008-11-04 08:19 pm UTC (link)
YAY WENDY LOLs!

Evil smiling Kenseth FTW.

Dale Jr needs to stop breaking his razors. And Denny needs to find those zesty ranch doritos lol.

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[info]rivensky
2008-11-05 04:58 pm UTC (link)
We will need to LOL Wendy moar often! I didn't realize people loved her as much as I do!

Glad you liked! Thanks for coming!

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[info]morbid_model
2008-11-04 08:23 pm UTC (link)
*headdesk* I knew Juniors scruffyness would be attacked. But it needs to be done. Maybe we should all donates and buy him unbreakable razrs?!!?



Also. Whoever took Denny's doritos should give them back. A. Its not nice to take other drivers snack foods. B. He only has 2 races to get em back!


WEDNY!! ULU!

...JPM looks like teh Debil there.

Edited at 2008-11-04 08:25 pm UTC

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[info]rivensky
2008-11-05 05:00 pm UTC (link)
I totally saw your pre-edited comment and I was like Ted Debil? Who dat b?

:D

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(no subject) - [info]morbid_model, 2008-11-08 04:22 pm UTC

[info]awlinsredsticka
2008-11-04 08:42 pm UTC (link)
psssst i maya haz tookn a pikture of elusive alan! in hotlanta! Iz can't teellll so iz like for yallz to do sum investorgatorshuns for meeeez


lol if you keep picking on jamie he might to into leprechaun hiding on you...

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[info]rivensky
2008-11-05 05:02 pm UTC (link)
Jamie can come torture me any day. lol :D

[info]korolyeva525 will be so happy Alan has been found!

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(no subject) - [info]korolyeva525, 2008-11-05 08:40 pm UTC

[info]pmgoose
2008-11-04 08:50 pm UTC (link)
LOLOL @ flair & Dale Jr report!

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[info]rivensky
2008-11-05 05:02 pm UTC (link)
:D glad you liked!

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[info]dhamsbiggestfan
2008-11-05 02:34 am UTC (link)
I shall tell you a secret... come here bbz... *whispers* i stole the doritos and the firesuit, im holdin em for a meet and greet with him this weekend at phoenix... dont tell anyone. mhmk?

I love em bbz, you guyz are MhMazing!

Look for me at Phoenix! :D

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[info]rivensky
2008-11-05 05:03 pm UTC (link)
I will be looking for you! I'm sure I'll recognize you by the person chasing after a skeered Denny. ;)

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(no subject) - [info]korolyeva525, 2008-11-05 08:41 pm UTC

[info]hepburnforever
2008-11-07 07:54 pm UTC (link)
I think I threw up a little in my mouth at the sight of 'A.J Allmendinger/Scott Speed' in that poll. Everyone knows that for A.J to be a creditable candidate he'd have to have Brian as his VP.

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