A real piece of work
Someone in here gave me the damn idea and I just had to do it. So here it is. Feel free to criticise, tell me I shouldn't quit my day job, groan, balk at the blasphemy, whatever.



First, for those who are like me and don't know awhole lot of net lingo or abbreviations, I give you this key

bak = back at keyboard
foad = fuck off and die
fubar = fuck up beyond all repair
dilligad = do I look like I give a damn?
stfu = shut the fuck up
gal = get a life
wtf = what the fuck
wb = welcome back
kma = kiss my ass
esad = eat shit and die
pita = pain in the ass
ntsa = not this shit again
rotfl = rolling on the floor laughing
fyu = fuck you up
fu = fuck up
gth = Go to Hel
gfn = gone for now
taf = that's all folks
fhu = fuck him up


And now on with the trainwreck

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Aegir (Host) has logged on
Odhinn has logged on
Frigg has logged on
Sif has logged on
Bragi has logged on
Idunn has logged on
Tyr has logged on
Njord has logged on
Skadi has logged on
Frey has logged on
Barley has logged on
Beyla has logged on
Freyja has logged on
Vidar has logged on
Loki has logged on
Nimble-Snatcher, Fire-Stirrer has logged on

Nimble-Snatcher has logged off due to death

Loki has logged off due to being booted by other chatters

Loki has logged back on

Fire-Stirrer: : (

Loki: BAK Fyre, u stil her? evry1 stil tlkn smac bout me

Fire-Stirrer: yeh cuz ur n ass FOAD

Loki: fuc u b!tch, ill show thm >:)

Fire-Stirrer: ha! thyll FUBAR u

Loki: so wat DILLIGAD bnch f pusis wtf evry1 quiet r they

Bragi: dOOd, STFU n GAL

Loki: wtf Odin u stl here hes bein a bitch u goin let him tlk 2 me ur bro

Odhinn: WB Loki evry1 stfu

Loki: xoxoxo evry1 but KMA Bragi

Bragi: ESAD Loki

Loki: ur a pussy

Bragi: Am not!

Loki: R2, u ran away fro m4 fights than i can count

Bragi: So..I mene, I-I...

Bragi: id kik ur ass if I wrnt in g00d m00d!!!1111

Loki: pussy b a man n fight 4 once

Idhunn: Bragi RU drnk? STFU yr embarrassn me

Loki: u stfu Idhunn u slut u fkd ur bro's killr

Idhunn: So? Um...

Idhunn: stfu Loki i waz tlkn 2 Bragi!!!

Gefjon: quit feedin the troll evry1 jst iggy him

Loki: stfu Gefjon

Odhinn: Loki stfu

Loki: u stfu Odhinn u pansy, ur a wuss like tha peeps whoses asses u kiss

Odhinn: haha so wat u gave birth 2 a horse

Loki: STFU u wear womens clothes

Odhinn: Dresses R not jst 4 womyn!!!111

Frigg: NTSA, guys can u drop it?

Loki: STFU Frigg u slut u fukn Odhinn n hes married n ur sons are fkd up

Frigg: I don care if hes married 2 earth, I mean...

Frigg: if Balder wuz here hed FYU

Loki: ha Balder iz a pansy wat if I told u I fked him up

Freyja: Frigg knows, she jst said nuthin

Loki: STFU Freyja u slut every1 knws u fuck every1 in here

Freyja: KMA

Tyr: Wel um actually she did fuk me....

Heimdall: Me too

Freyr: She fuked me 2

Tyr: d00d ur her bro!! EW!!

Freyja: :P

Loki: LOL

Njord: So wat? She's happy, why's it ur biznes? U jealous?

Loki: FU Njord, at least I didn get turned into the Hymir maids beeyotch

Njord: So? I waz glad 2 b away, n I got a son

Loki: yeh, by yo sis n tha boy is fkd up

Njord: jus cuz we fro same womb dsn make us bro n sis!

Tyr: don b hatin on Freyr

Loki: STFU Tyr ill tell every1 wat u did wit tht hand b4 Fenris bit it off

Tyr: It wuz worth losing tha hand 2 git ur son tied down

Tyr: That fukin wolf will neva b free :P

Loki: Thats okay, ur wifes gave me 1 2 replace him n u got nuthin

Tyr: so thts y he don look lik me! u ass, ill FYU

Freyr: Fenrir wil stay there til we al die n thatll b latr than u Loki if u don STFU

Loki: how u fite me wen u sold ur sword 4 Gerd, huh Freyr? :P

Freyr: Gerd wuz wrt it : (

Barley: id fyu if i wer strong lik Freyr

Loki: whos tis ass whos ben follown Freyr lik some sort o fairy?

Barley: im here hangn wit tha Gods, wuz enjoyn it til u came back u PITA

Loki: :D ROTFL u couldn evn serve men, u run n hide durin btl

Barley: i do not, i fel inta that haystack whn tha fite wuz goin down i swr

Heimdall: WTF Loki, RU drnk? d00d STFU

Loki: go bck 2 wtchn n stf lik u shld Heim

Skadi: stfu Loki w'll FU yr son n tie u dwn wit hs guts

Loki: yeh? wel i fu'd yr ol man

Skadi: u wat?!1 ill FYU!! >:<

Loki: u wrnt so mene wen we fkd

Skadi: wel, u WER g00d, bt I stl hat u!!

Sif: ev1 gv Loki a brk

Sif: u b nice 2 me Loki rt? : )

Loki: ill b nice 2 u Sif snc u didnt say Thor's nam wen we fkd

Sif: i wldn hav, u wer 2 g00d

Beyla: Thor wil fyu Loki her he coms nw

Loki: stfu Beyla u btch b tnkfl tha Gods t00k u in

Thor has logged on

Thor: STFU lOKI ILL FYU WIT MJOLNIR!!!1111

Loki: wat i do? ass u wldn tlk lik tht 2 my sun

Thor: STFU LOKI ILL BOOT U

Loki: u mean 2 tha plc wr u trnd n2 a wini pussy?

Thor: STFU

Loki: u hngry? we got f00d so u dnt starv lik at 1 tme wen u wer 2 scrd 2 gt f00d

Thor: STFU LOkI n GtH

Loki: pfft tis bs im gfn taf

Loki: hpe u likd tha truth i tld n ev1 can KMA

Loki has logged off

Shadi: i cnt bleve he has sum nrv

Thor: i shld fhu

Freyr: we can stil use hs suns guts 2 ty him up

Skadi: nt bad idea i can hng snke ova his hed n hav it drp poysn n his i's

Skadi: thtd teche him

Heimdall: Freyr, Njord, did u2 rlly fk ur sis's?!1

Freyr: FU shes only mi sis bi bld

Njord: KMA