rootfireember ([info]rootfireember) wrote in [info]lokeans,
@ 2006-11-05 00:08:00
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God Vs God
So, my friend Josh and I were talking, and the topic of how to kill Cthulhu came up.
I suggested Loki.
Any thoughts on who would win?
Lovecraft's squidgod or the nordic trickster?

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[info]leanne_opaskar
2006-11-05 05:23 am UTC (link)
Why kill him? I'm sure the Svadilfari treatment would work just fine ... well, OK, I suppose he would need to go as a tentacle beastie instead of a horse ... or maybe teenage schoolgirl ...

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What? (: *innocent look*

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[info]rootfireember
2006-11-05 06:59 am UTC (link)
I have this strange image of Loki as a teenage buffy-the-vampire-slayer vs the squidgod...
and I've snorted soda out my nose.
Thanks.
My life is complete :)

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[info]mordantcarnival
2006-11-05 09:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything...

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[info]lokasenna
2006-11-05 07:29 am UTC (link)
Loki.

All he'd have to do is trick Cthulu in Jormungandr's lair, which shouldn't be overly difficult, as they're both consigned under the sea already--- Unfortunately for Cthulu, who is vast in size already, the size difference is NOT in his favor in this particular instance. He's called the MIDGARD Serpent for a reason, biatch.

I'd suspect he'd make a tastey snack to tide him over until Ragnarok.

"...He then cast Iormungandr into the sea, where he attained such immense proportions that at last he encircled the earth and could bite his own tail."
---Myths of the Norsemen, H.A. Guerber

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[info]hakuzo
2006-11-05 07:59 am UTC (link)
Ah, kill two birds with one stone approach: slay your enemy and feed your child at the same time. Nice touch! See, nothing goes to waste! =D

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[info]grondfic
2006-11-05 09:45 am UTC (link)
Um ... suppose they formed an alliance instead?

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[info]lokasenna
2006-11-05 07:03 pm UTC (link)
Nah, blood is thicker than water--- and water is all Cthulu and the Serpent have in commmon.

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[info]loqia
2006-11-05 07:37 am UTC (link)
How could I resist?

Possibly the stupidest and worst short story I've ever written. :P

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[info]mordantcarnival
2006-11-06 12:39 am UTC (link)
What, no tentacle sex?

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[info]loqia
2006-11-06 01:11 am UTC (link)
I HAVE FAILED!!!! D: FORGIVENESS!!!! u_u

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[info]mordantcarnival
2006-11-08 11:59 pm UTC (link)
I should say. You missed a chance to slash a Norse God and a Lovecraftian beastie, thus mortally offending heathens and HPL groupies alike. The Gods of Fic will frown upon you henceforth.

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