Random Thoughts of the Day

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:13:16 GMT

Are you asking me for a CHALLENGE!!!!?

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:59:32 GMT

Go here. Vote for the New Teriyaki Blast Burger (it's by Teri C. in IL). Tell everyone. Let's see if we can sway the vote!

P.S. You can vote daily. And you can make up a name and address for yourself. Won't that be fun?

Dude.

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 05:07:11 GMT

Pirate's Booty = food of the gods.

That is all.

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 18:58:05 GMT

lol wut

Justin says he's bringing sexy back

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 23:34:54 GMT

My question is "Who let it leave in the first place?!?"

Someone better lose a job over this. If I woulda been in charge, it never would have left!

Weirded out...

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:02:47 GMT

This has to be the creepiest thing I've ever seen sold online.

http://www.costco.com/Common/Category.aspx?cat=20595&eCat=BC%7C20595&whse=BC&topnav=

I like the part at the bottom where it says "Overnight". At first, I thought, "OVERNIGHT? Who uses those things for just one freakin' night?"...but it refers to delivery.

Wow internet.

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:09:36 GMT

Serious Inc.

Serious Business.

poke

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:14:02 GMT

I think it's dead, Jim.

WHAT THE!?!?! IT'S CHOKING ME... KILL IT!!

On matters of the toilet seat..

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:58:24 GMT

Next time she complains about me leaving it up, I'm just going to leave it down...

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:11:06 GMT

tybo09 says... Billy, imagine you're a woman and your holy savior is plowing you.^†

^†He told me to post it! Don't kill the messenger!

Well, he doesn't do the voice, but still...

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 00:16:28 GMT

Check out this book. I saw it at work today and thought of Justin.

Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:23:38 GMT

Have you ever wondered who is the puppeteer of Elmo? If that's the guys real voice, then I feel sorry for him.

Wed, 30 Aug 2006 17:40:50 GMT

Sometimes you just want to drop kick someone. Am I right?

Mon, 28 Aug 2006 05:01:15 GMT

tybo09 says... I wish I had anal spurs to stimulate my female during mating :-(

Massachusetts Mainlaind > Nantucket

Sun, 27 Aug 2006 18:17:41 GMT

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Then he learned Nantucket sucks and moved away.

Customers

Sun, 27 Aug 2006 16:44:50 GMT

Ok, this happened a year or so ago at my work. This woman comes into my work and picks up a container of Macaroni Salad. she then comes up to me at the register and asks me, with the straightest face I've ever seen, "Is there any macaroni in this salad?" It says Macaroni Salad in big black bold letters on the container.

Now, I'm usually a huge wise guy, and can come up with a witty remark on the drop of a hat, but her sheer stupidity just baffled me. After staring at her for a good ten seconds, I told her to read the ingredients. She reads them, gets a shocked look on her face, and then says "Oh wow, there it is!" I cashed her out, and she walked out the door. I can only hope that she dropped it on the ground when she got home.

lol

Sat, 29 Jul 2006 17:34:20 GMT

THOOOOOOOOUGHTS.

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:30:55 GMT

I have a boyfriend now.

The End Of The Tour is the best song ever, and also the best PhilxRya song ever. IN YOUR FACE, MYRRH. IN YOUR MOM'S FACE!

Straylight Run are prooty awesome but nobody knows who they are.

I got this squishy pink pillow and drew a face on it. Its name is Squishy. I SHALL CALL HIM SQUISHY AND HE SHALL BE MINE AND HE SHALL BE MY SQUISHY!

SNL is awesome.

I got sick today.

Something tells me that I'll wind up showing the Geeks In Love video to Paul. Something else tells me that it will become "our song".

I changed my LJ's layout and I have themed icons.

Luna are also prooty awesome, and California (All The Way) is a kickawesome song.

I keep listening to Last Breath by The Mad Caddies, Cool Enough For You by Five Iron Frenzy, and Stomp Box by They Might Be Giants.

The line "And was everybody dancing on the casket," from Dead, is a great line and it's hawt.

People are wrong!

y halo thar

Thu, 09 Mar 2006 17:02:37 GMT

O...

Thu, 09 Mar 2006 16:00:31 GMT

Poot?

Thu, 09 Mar 2006 15:18:31 GMT

Hoot!

Wed, 08 Mar 2006 06:16:41 GMT

ARGLE! I IS TEH STAB'd!

Thu, 12 Jan 2006 00:40:57 GMT

Is that a dagger I see before me?

...Oh, crap, I guess it is.

I should make a signature outta that.

Fashion Tip of the day

Mon, 12 Dec 2005 18:23:07 GMT

Stand next to an ugly person you don't like. Not only will it make you look better, it'll make them look worse!

What?

Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:08:00 GMT

If at first you don't succeed, just give up, because you're probably too stupid to do it right anyway.