This is a list.

Two lists for the price of one!

Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:04:41 GMT

Why sickness sucks shit. (Extra points for the aliteration!)

Because no one's on aim at 12:30 pm
Daytime T.V Sucks
I hate soap operas
Sleeping only lasts so long
I can't eat anything sweet
NO EXERCIZE MAKES LARA CRAY-ZIE!
So much make-up homework
I've run out of books
I can't go outside in my P.J's to write FUCK IT in chalk
My parents keep checking in to see that I'm not faking it

Over all, I'm bored.

Why sickness rocks including the obvious:

NO SCHOOL!
Sleeping in... for the most part
Music, music and more music
Movies
Books (to some extent)
No teachers to annoy you
Parents pampering you... until they find out you can speak clearly again...

Did I mention, no school?

Sickness sadly

Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:56:49 GMT

List of reasons I joined LiveJournal:

I was bored
Rachel told me to
I'm sick and it blows
I needed one more place to annoy people and gripe on.

Top Ten Things NOT Written in Sidewalk Chalk at School

Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:55:44 GMT

1. It's really not worth it - don't bother
2. Homework is for losers
3. Love is a joke - forget about it
4. Truancy is cool
5. Can you be sure that Jesus loves you?
6. B FLAT!
7. You're not really happy, are you?
8. Fuck it
9. By the time you get out of here, you will have heard the bell ring almost 11,000 times... if you make it that long.
10. You're going to die anyway

new LPs i got

Mon, 20 Feb 2006 18:34:48 GMT

01. Sgt. Pepper (finally)
02. John Denver
03. Devo
04. Joni Mitchel
05. Bach
06. Handel's Messiah
07. Tvhviousky
08. Mozart
09. Stray Cats
10. Dinah Washington
11. Talking Heads
12. Joan Baez
13. Incantation Music of the Andes
14. Brahms
15. Jackson Browne
16. George Benson
17. Miles Davis
18. John Coltrane
19. Prelude
20. Spanish Guitar
21. Carlos Montoya

Because:
1. I asked my grandma if she had any old albums I might like
2. she said she had none, but she'd look for some
3. her friend was getting rid of all her old albums
4. she gave them to my grandma
5. my grandma had me look through them with my dad
6. we chose about 30 or 40 we liked
7. we brought them home

Reasons People Should Post More Lists

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 15:13:26 GMT

01) This is a community about lists. duh.
02) This community will fail if we don't.
03) Lists are spiritual, and will make you holy. Like the Swiss.
04) Don't ask what listyfied can do for you, ask what you can do for Listyfied!
05) Last night I had a dream about teaching Amy to tango.
06) It's a gouda thing to do.
07) Lists are like burritos, too much is not enough!
08) I'm horrible at making analogies, and it will help cure me.
09) I'll stop making cheesy jokes that aren't in good taste.
10) Life is like a box of chocolate.
11) This is eleventh on the list.
12) It's not groundhogs day anymore.
13) Listyfied is better than socialism.
14) Lists fight world hunger.
15) You know, it.
16) There's a straw next to my computer.
17) I just threw it away.
18) You joined the community, and should pull your fair weight.
19) Your mom. and your face.
20) It'll make me less insane.

mike doughty = great musican

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 22:41:22 GMT

A List of Reasons Why This Awesome Community Failed:

1. I dont know, and
2. it makes me rather sad

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 19:47:04 GMT

A List of Songs That Would be on the Soundtrack of my Life if I had One:

1. "The Village Green Preservation Society" (by The Kinks)

2. "Imagine" (by John Lennon)

3. "Through Being Cool" (by Devo - but as preformed by They Might Be Giants)

4. "Everyday People" (by Sly and the Family Stone)

5. "American Pie" (by Don McLean)

6. "Norweigian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)" (by The Beatles)

7. "For What It's Worth" (by Buffalo Springfield)

8. "Blowin' in the Wind" (by Bob Dylan)

9. "We Want a Rock" (by They Might Be Giants)

10. "Oh Very Young" (by Cat Stevens)

11. Something from the album London Calling by the Clash

12. "Mr. Jones" (by the Counting Crows)

13. "Ants Marching" (by Dave Matthews)

14. "The Angels Wanna Wear My Red Shoes" (by Elvis Costello)

15. "Road" OR "From the Morning" or "Hazey Jane II" (all by Nick Drake)

16. "Apple Scruffs" (by George Harrison)

17. "Come Downstairs and Say Hello" (by Guster)

18. "Nobody Told Me" OR "Watching the Wheels" OR "Mind Games" (all by John Lennon)

19. "Peppermint Patty" OR "Charlie Brown Theme Song" (both by Vince Guaraldi)

20. "Cleveland Rocks" (by The Presidents of the United States of America)

21. "Salsbury Hill" (by Peter Gabriel)

and if there was room

"Hovering Sombrero" by They Might Be Giants

"Real Love" by John Lennon

"Real Love / It's Only Life" by Mike Doughty

"Rocky Racoon" by the Beatles

~thank you~

this is more of a poll than a list. or a pool. eatery. yeah.

Sun, 01 Jan 2006 17:20:05 GMT

How long will it take YOU to star writing '2006'?

01) no time at all
02) a day or two
03) 3-5 days
04) a week or less
05) 1-2 weeks
06) 2-3 weeks
07) less than a month
08) 1-2 months
09) 2-3 months
10) 4-6 months
11) 7-9 months (wow)
12) 2007 dammit.

Mix and Match Holiday Greetings!

Sun, 25 Dec 2005 00:45:16 GMT

INSTRUCTIONS:
Choose one from each step to build a Holiday Greeting, using more than one option from STEPs 1 and 2 is ok if 'and' is used as to connect. Parenthesis show advice from experienced peoples.

STEP 1: Adjective
1. Happy (Common)
2. Merry (Common)
3. Joyous (not as common)
4. Marinated (not at all common)
5. Good (not enthusiastic)
6. Feliz (Spanish for Happy)

STEP 2: Holiday
1. Hanukkah (all capitalism)
2. Christmas (more capitalism)
3. Kwanzaa (not really a holiday)
4. Feast of Pasta (Pastafarian)
5. Holiday Season (generic)
6. Navidad (Spanish for Christmas)

STEP 3: Punctuation
1. ! (recommended. enthusiastic)
2. ? (NOTE: can be offensive)
3. . (not enthusiastic)
4. , (used before something else)
5. ... (see 2)
6. ; (NOT recommended)

HOW TO USE:
You may use your Holiday Greeting to greet or welcome a stranger, neighbor, or traveler from the North. Greetings also may be used in writing. Using "Have a..." then your Holiday Greeting is also righteous.

Happy Feast of Kwahanamisolace

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 18:41:03 GMT

Winter-y Holiday Season:
01) Talk like a Pirate Day
02) Halloween
03) Thanksgiving
04) Ramadan
05) Hannukkah
06) Great Feast of Pasta
07) Winter Solstace
08) Christmas
09) New Year's
10) Dr. Rev. MLK Jr. Birthday
11) Valentine's Day

Other Holidays:
01) St. Patty's Day
02) April Fool's Day
03) May Day (gather 'round the Maypole kids...)
04) End-of-School... day / YES!-I DIDN'T FAIL!-day
05) 4th of July
06) That really, really, really hot day
07) I'm getting sick of summer-day
08) I'm counting down the days for school to start-day
09) oh god why won't school start-day
10) Orentation
11) Mourning of the Passing of Summer
12) School Starting
13) Complain/Praise New Teachers

(the other holidays thing is more just... umm... me)

Club options

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 06:22:48 GMT

Would you like to join the

1) Anti-Alliteration Association? (motto: Alliterations are atrocious, amazingly antagonistic, and altogether awful!)
2) Anonymous Anonymous? (we have trouble with roll because no one ever says their real name- it's frustrating)
3) Pyromaniacs Anonymous? (after they rebuild the building... it burnt down AGAIN!)

They are all part of the Procrastinator's Union (or PU), so all meetings are tomorrow until further notice. everyday.

Also is the

4) Idiosy Klub, applikants must hav an IQ of ovar 120, and hav dun somthing riddikkullously stupid. All appikants will b datarmind by tha kurrant liadars, Paiggy and Rashl. (This UNIQU klub dosn't hav the symbols 'c' or 'e' bkuz thy'r unimportant), and ignors the symbol '8', instad writing 2(4) or 7 + 1, or othr things)

Fibonacci letters (ask paige)

Sun, 18 Dec 2005 18:54:18 GMT

1. a
2. a
3. b
4. c
5. e
6. h
7. m
8. u
9. j
10. g
11. q
12. z
13. q
14. q
15. j
16. c
17. m
18. p
19. c
20. u
21. b
22. w
23. a
24. r

(it's obvious now that number of symbols = times until it repeats... though we should try it with 5 and 10 just to be sure)

life

Sat, 17 Dec 2005 19:38:10 GMT

1) Life is relative.
2) Life is random.
3) Life doesn't stop.
4) Life doesn't care what you think.
5) Life cares that you think.
6) Life won't stop temporarily.
7) Life is discovered through intelligence, but used through wisdom.

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:24:41 GMT

A LIST OF... INTERESTING CONVERSATIONS HEARD IN HIGH SCHOOL OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS

1. Zero period Health yesterday.

*We are studying the drug unit. Mr. Beaumont is writing a list of terms on the board.*

GIRL BEHIND ME: “five...six...seven...”

MR. BEAUMONT: "Ok class, here's a list of vocabulary terms."

GIRL BEHIND ME: “ten...eleven...twelve...thirteen..”

MR. BEAUMONT: “I want you to copy these terms, then label them narcotic, inhalant, designer, depressant, stimulant, neurotransmitter, or other.”

GIRL BEHIND ME: “...fifteen...”

MR. BEAUMONT: “Ok, go.”

GIRL BEHIND ME: “I’ve done sixteen of those drugs! Ha! I didn’t realize how f---ed up I was. That's like... half.”

2. The performing arts building, today, during the assembly.

*The orchestra starts playing*

ME (IN MY HEAD): “Tchaikovsky!”

[ANOTHER] GIRL BEHIND ME: “Fantasia!”

3. In the lobby of the district office, waiting for an interview:

THE LOBBY:

OWEN’S PEN: taptaptaptaptap

MY FOOT: *shuffle*

THE LOBBY:

OWEN: “This sucks.”

Mascot

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 03:10:54 GMT

Top ten names for the duck:

Anyone?

Thu, 01 Dec 2005 03:35:26 GMT

List of Things I'm Supposed to Bring on a Travel-thing I'm Doing Over the Summer (with comments on website, that are amazingly lame):

01. Athletic shoes or hiking boots – For covering exciting new ground.
02. Backpack / book bag – To lug your sweater, camera, snacks, water…
03. Camera and film – To capture the moments! All journey long.
04. Sandals or water shoes – They’re terrific at beaches and pools.
05. Journal or notebook – To gather your thoughts, drawings and more.
06. Khaki pants – The ultimate travel attire.
07. Micro-mini flashlight – To light your way.
08. Pajamas – For restful nights after adventure-filled days.
09. Passport pouch – To keep precious documents and credit cards under cover, around the neck or at your waist.
10. Permanent marker – It’s a quick and handy label-maker.
11. Rain gear – Just in case.
12. Small address book – For keeping in touch.
13. Stationery and pen – For keeping in touch in style.
14. Sunglasses – So you look cool and don’t have to squint.
15. Sunscreen – To keep “the sizzle” at bay.
16. Sweater or sweatshirt – To keep you toasty on chilly nights.
17. Swimsuit – For making a splash.
18. Travel alarm clock – To get you there on time.
19. Voltage adapter – So you can plug in safely overseas.
20. Walking shorts – Stride in style when the sun shines brightly.
21. Zip-top plastic bags – After the splash (see swimsuit).

(15 is great, because of the use of "the sizzle"- does anyone know what that is?)

Thu, 01 Dec 2005 01:37:04 GMT

three multipurpose reasons

3. we dont want to
2. we want to
1. because

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 05:24:34 GMT

A list of the songs in my Ipod's playlist, also known as current favorites. And comments.

1. Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
-now that I think about it, Belle has a superiority complex in this song...she's just putting down the simple people in her poor, provincial town.
2. American Pie
'can music save your mortal soul?'
3. Crazy for this Girl (Evan and Jaron)
4. Golden Afternoon (from the Alice in Wonderland soundtrack)
-this song is insane. it's sung by a bunch of flowers.
5. Libera Me
-the opening credits to the Interview with the Vampire movie
6. Smoothie King (Bowling for Soup)
7. ...Baby One More Time (Fountains of Wayne)
-once you get over the fact that it's a Britney Spears cover, it's pretty good.
8. Photograph (Nickelback)
-this is such a sad song.
9. Another Brick in the Wall Part 2 (Pink Floyd)
-a bunch of kids with accents singing...who could want more?
10. People's Revolution (the Red Violin soundtrack)
-I thought this was a great song , because it was sung in this great movie by a bunch of little kids in China, but then my mom (knowing Chinese) told me that those precious little children were praising communism. Did that stop me from listening to it? No. It's pretty interesting...

music. last time.

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 00:54:13 GMT

A list of song titles that fail. Miserably and hilariously.

1. "Locomotive Breath" - Jethro Tull

2. "I Got You (At The End Of The Century)" - Wilco

3. "49 Bye-Byes" - Crosby, Stills and Nash

4. "Life" - Sly and the Family Stone

5. "The Court Of The Crimson King Including The Return Of The Fire Witch And The Dance Of The Puppets" - Crimson King

6. "Pop [Deep Dish Cha-Ching Remix]" - N'Sync

7. "Enough Is Not Enough" - Joe Jackson

music

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 00:37:59 GMT

More songs with funny names:

6. "Places Named After Numbers" - Frank Black

7. "Shoplifters of the World Unite" - The Smiths

8. "Symbol in my Driveway" - Jack Johnson

9. "Rat In Mi Kitchen" - UB40

10. "Laundrytown" - Mike Doughty

11. "Nothing's Gonna Change My Clothes" - They Might Be Giants

12. "Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots (Pt. 1)" - The Flaming Lips

13. "21st Century Schizoid Man Including Mirrors" - King Crimson

music

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 00:22:53 GMT

Five songs with really strange names:

1. "Youth Culture Killed My Dog" - They Might Be Giants

2. "In and Around Greg Lake" - The Wondermints

3. "Aqualung" - Jethro Tull

4. "Can-Utility and the Coastliners" - Genesis

5. "Bootylicious Vinyl" - Zebrahead

tgif

Sat, 05 Nov 2005 03:05:56 GMT

1. Hey Sarah--
2. I found a good icon for this community. Or avatar, or whatever the crumpet you call it.
3. Here.
4. Or possibly this one.
5. Or this, but it’s not really relevant.
6. Woo.
7. Chase is so clever, disguising this as a list.
8. Only not really.
9. List.
10. 'K Bye.

treat?

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 02:13:50 GMT

Top ten types of "candy" that we rejected after trick-or-treating:

10. Anything banana flavored.
9. Jawbreakers.
8. Smarties (IN BULK).
7. A bag of special "Halloween pretzels".
6. Anything whose flavor is a color, as in a "Fun Tongue" lollipop whose flavor is, and I quote, "Blue".
5. Really realistic eyeball candy.
4. Blueberry/vanilla flavored "Saf-T-Pops".
3. Calcium supplements.
2. A plain papermate pencil. Enough said.
1. "Key Lime" Almond Joys.
(I want to know who at the Almond Joy factory thought this was a good idea. And I want to ask them, "Why would you put white chocolate and lime flavored coconut with a almond in a bite-sized candy bar? And how did this idea get approved?!!?")

Trick Or Treating Procedure

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 02:28:50 GMT

List A: Correct Procedure

1. kids walk up the door
2. kids ring the doorbell
3. person answers the door
4. kids yell "trick or treat!"
5. person gives kids candy
6. kids say thank you
7. person says happy halloween
8. kids move on to next house

List B: Mistakes

1. Doing step 4 without step 2. This may cause person to not hear you, and thus omit step 3, which is necessary for the all-important step 5 to occur properly.
2. Skipping step 4, and instead just standing there with a bag, waiting for step 5. That's not trick-or-treating, that's just candy-mooching.
3. Expecting step 5 to be repeated several times. No need to be THAT greedy, kids.

Mr Cook reuses old papers and writes on the other side

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 00:10:02 GMT

A list of words I found on the back of my Latin homework:

anthropology
biology
ecology
pathology
podiatrist
tripod
homogeneous
homocentric
hyperactive
hypotension
hypertension
hypersensitive
hypodermic
esoteric
exotic
anarchy
monarchy
geophysics
geomorphic
empathy
apathy
sympathy
telepathy
antipathy
amorphus
anthropomorphic
percardium
perigee
perimeter
transcontinental
ultraconservative
semicircle
delectable
gala
ascentric
chagrin
contrite
pathetic
pathos
poignant
tribulation
pudgy
burly
buxom
svelte
ingratiate
obsequious
aviary
lionize
ornithology
immunity
malignant
benign
toxic
virulent
eulogize