Title: Twilight: A Re-Imagining
Author: Tenshi/Angel
Characters/Pairing: Mostly E/B, but this is crack. Who knows what will happen?
Rating: R, for mentions of sparkly peens, sexual content and transvestites.
Category: CRAAAAAAAAACK.
Summary: This is “Twilight” as
ontd_twatlight imagines it. We got together and talked about what we’d like to see if SMeyer ever rewrote “Twilight,” and I decided to take the challenge on. This is total and utter CRACK, so if that’s not your cup of tea, I suggest you find another story to read.
Chapter 2 is
here.
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