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Mar. 13th, 2008 @ 07:56 am Are you a book batterer?
Current Mood: dorky
This is a sign that's been hanging in our library for the longest time. It's posted right behind the circulation desk for all to see. I'd like to share it with you all :)

( Somewhat large image of the poster behind cut )

It always makes me smile ^_^ and we always get some interesting comments about it too.

(and if this it too off-topic for this community, then mods feel free to delete)
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library science
[info]willow_dragon:
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Mar. 13th, 2008 @ 01:08 pm Dear distance learning mofo
Current Mood: aggravated
If you want the Reference department to actually read and respond to your emailed request for help, rather than having it get stuck in our spam filter for two weeks until you call and scream at us for being worthless and demand to know who's in charge of the library so you can write a nasty letter, perhaps you should create an email address other than "sexxxaydawg6969@someemailservice.com" from which to send us your requests.

kthxbai.

Edit: I should admit that I slightly altered the email address in the interest of privacy, but I assure you its spelling and sentiment are very close to the real one. :-)
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borg cube
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Mar. 13th, 2008 @ 05:34 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: aggravated
Look pal, I know our computer log-in and printer system is confusing and annoying. I know this because I've had to explain it  to people and hold their hands through every step of the process thousands of times. But swearing under your breath, raising your voice to me, and stomping around like a five-year-old is not going to make it any easier to deal with nor is it making me actually want to help you. I'm sorry your printer card turned out to be defective and that the card reader was frozen for thirty seconds. Please take your free print job, shove it up your ass, and leave me the fuck alone or I will call security on your ass. And take a freakin' chill pill already.
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Fear & Loathing "bang"
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