Insane Creativity

Um. I've only been posting original work here as of late. I promise the next thing I post will be a fic. Promise.

...anyway, this is a little piece I'm kind of really proud of. So proud that I'm actually posting it here right after completion, without anyone else reading over it to correct me in any place I've messed up. (Yes, grammar nazis mess up, too.)

This is...sort of a strange story. No dialogue whatsoever, and none of the characters have any names. I think that's why I'm proud of it. I took up a challenge a teacher gave me and I went through with it and made something that's finished yet not boring (at least, I don't think it is).

Okay, I'm shutting up now.

Genesis
( It's been five hundred forty-eight days. )

A poem I wrote a few days ago, for an assignment.

( under the cut. )

Title: Confession Trauma
Author: yangkuang
Genre: Idk, really. I tried to be funny, but I don’t think it worked?
Rating: PG (THAT’S RIGHT, I’M BACK TO FLUFF!)
Pairing: Yaotome Hikaru/Ayukawa Taiyou (in that order. XD)
Characters: (technically) Ya-Ya-yah, Hey!Say! JUMP, (actually appearing) Ayukawa Tsuki (Taiyou’s little sister), and the unnamed-Hikaru-Nee-chan. XD
Warnings: BL! YAY! :D
Disclaimer: I no own, you no sue.
Author’s Note: Yeah…I started writing this last week and just finished today. XD At least I made it in time! Yep, Taiyou-birthday-fic! 8’D

It’s an experimental style; I don’t think it really works that well, but oh well. XD

( Boys don’t own teddy bears! Well, Onii-chan does, but he’s not that manly anyway. )

Title: A So-Called Prank.
Author:  togechan
Genre: Writer-has-nothing-better-to-do.
Rating: PG13, me thinks
Pairing: Tanakamaru, with hints of Tagueda, Akame, KoKame.
Warnings: Swearing, sexual reference. UNBETA'D.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, but they own me~~ <3
Summary: One bed, two idiots.

Author's Note: I did this ages ago, but finally decided to share? :D

Is it good? Does it suck? I'm sorry for any stupid mistakes. D: I'm not really happy with the outcome, but whatever. 

Fic archive yay~

( under the cut you go )

We might have a in-progress list, if togechan wants (because I kind of made this without telling her >_>;;). Discussed with her. No in-progress list because we are weird like that and sometimes don't go through with all our ideas.

Title: Practice Makes Perfect
Author: kyoto_no_hikari
Genre: It’s not exactly smut, and it’s not exactly crack, either...though, the ending is. :D
Rating: Borderline R. Hey, at least my ratings with these two are going down.
Pairing: Nakajima Yuto/Yamada Ryosuke, and I guess there's some mentions of: random senpai at school/kouhai from nearby junior high, Amakusa Ryuu/Kyuu, and Yaotome Hikaru/Ayukawa Taiyou.
Warnings: It’s not exactly porn, but I still write bad porn, k.
Disclaimer: All I own are copies of their debut single. D:

Author’s Note: I’m still going to hell.

And I guess you can take this as a Christmas present? Idk.

I blame blahchiharu, because she wanted me to write fic in the first place. HERE YOU GO, CHIHA.

Oh, and yes, they're still Juniors in this fic.

Special thanks to togechan for helping me with this fic.

( You asked me to help, right? )

Title: Trial and Error
Author: kyoto_no_hikari
Genre: PWP. :D I also tried to be funny, but probably failed.
Rating: NC-17 Dammit, don't look at me like that! THEY TEMPTED ME. ;; I'M SO IMPURE
Pairing: Nakajima Yuto/Yamada Ryosuke
Warnings: I write bad porn.
Disclaimer: If I owned JE, this would’ve been a film, not text. I could sell it and make lots of money. :D But as you can see, I’m still poor. ):

Author’s Note: I am going to hell. (But at least it’s gonna be in style, like blahchiharu thixophobia says.)

( Are you telling me that the other half of the famous YamaYuto-hentai-tachi doesn’t know what that feels like? )

Title: Misadventures in a Closet
Author: kyoto_no_hikari
Genre: It goes from humor to wangst back to humor then turns back into wangst and then it turns fluffy...then it’s funny again. o__o;;
Rating: PG (Though, it wouldn’t be a fic I’d like to see my mother reading one day...)
Pairings: Nakajima Yuto/Yamada Ryosuke
Characters: Hey!Say!7
Warnings: BL (uh, DUH?), wangst, Yuto reprising his role as Yuko
Disclaimer: JE owns my soul and my wallet >___>, not the other way around, unfortunately. Unless I look like an immortal old man...I hope I don’t.
Author’s Note: This was supposed to be for Yuto’s birthday, but obviously, I’m ten hours late in finishing this (even though it’s still August 10 here)...to tell the truth, I began to write it three days ago...then today, when I got fed up with running into a brick wall, I ended up scrapping five pages worth...and writing another five pages within three hours...I hope everyone reading it enjoys it. I’m pretty proud of it, if I do say so myself. It broke my heart that I can’t introduce everyone to my rendition of Yamada-mama yet, though. ):

( Closets are no fun when you keep on finding yourself stuck in one. )

A MEEN ANONIMUS REWER SED AGGR SOCKS. *slits wirsts*

Then again, we think so too. XD

Title: A Fairy Godmother’s Revenge
Authors: togechan and kyoto_no_hikari
Genre: Total, utter crack. 8D
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Ueda/Apple Too many to list. 8D
Characters: KAT-TUN, NewS, Ya-Ya-Yah, Nakajima Yuto, Yamada Ryosuke, Morimoto Ryutaro and Shintaro
Warnings: Nonsensical inside jokes, shounen-ai, mentions of sex, and almost-orgies. –nods-
Disclaimer: We don’t own these Johnnys, so with this piece of fiction, we can pretend that whatever comes up in our cracky little heads is canon. We don’t own JE, but it owns our souls. Yep. We are also not responsible for stomachaches or jaws hurting from laughing too much. Not that you guys would do that, right?

Authors’ Note: This is the promised epilogue. :D

( Tell him the truth: we’re at a supermarket with Ryo in a dress. )

Title: A Fairy Godmother’s Revenge
Authors: togechan and kyoto_no_hikari
Genre: Total, utter crack. 8D
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Ueda/Apple Too many to list. 8D
Characters: KAT-TUN, NewS, Ya-Ya-Yah, Nakajima Yuto, Yamada Ryosuke, Morimoto Ryutaro and Shintaro
Warnings: Nonsensical inside jokes, shounen-ai, mentions of sex, and almost-orgies. –nods-
Disclaimer: We don’t own these Johnnys, so with this piece of fiction, we can pretend that whatever comes up in our cracky little heads is canon. We don’t own JE, but it owns our souls. Yep. We are also not responsible for stomachaches or jaws hurting from laughing too much. Not that you guys would do that, right?

Authors’ Note: Oh my...this is really it, you guys. The last chapter of AFGR. We’d just like to thank you all so much for following along the misadventures of these boys and enjoying reading it just as much as we enjoyed writing it. Sorry for the horribly long delay of this update, but we had a few of our own duties to attend to (togechan having to have gone on a five-day trip to Morelia and ending up internetless upon her return and kyoto_no_hikari busy with Littlix! [please click on that link if you’re a Johnny’s fan and join and register for the contest, saying that Toge-chan and nyaako referred you—don’t be intimidated by the banner; it’s definitely general-JE and not just chibis] duties, having volunteered to help out with the sub team as one of their editors...also, if you’re going to check out that link, be sure to check out the three current projects of Shounen Club, Juken no Kamisama, and Tantei Gakuen Q!) but we hope the length of the chapter (24 and a half pages!) is enough to satiate your crack tastes. We also have a roughly-ten-page epilogue, which we hope you like, too. We’re currently working on our next misadventures for our favorite JE boys (the next one to come up is a one-shot; the one afterwards is a multi-chapter) and we hope you’d like them, too!

Again, thank you all for your support! Your comments and laughter really encourage us to write more.

( Let’s use Pi’s gay porn star award to make paper airplanes! )

Includes the usual crack... you've been warned.

For the record:
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; = kyoto_no_hikari 
Toge-chan = togechan , duh! xD

Title: A Fairy Godmother’s Revenge
Authors: togechan and kyoto_no_hikari
Genre: Total, utter crack. 8D
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Ueda/Apple Too many to list. 8D
Characters: KAT-TUN, NewS, Ya-Ya-Yah, Nakajima Yuto, Yamada Ryosuke
Warnings: Nonsensical inside jokes, shounen-ai, mentions of sex, and almost-orgies. –nods-
Disclaimer: We don’t own these Johnnys, so with this piece of fiction, we can pretend that whatever comes up in our cracky little heads is canon. We don’t own JE, but it owns our souls. Yep. We are also not responsible for stomachaches or jaws hurting from laughing too much. Not that you guys would do that, right?

Authors’ Note: Omigosh, we can’t believe this chapter ended up this long. >< Regardless, we hope the length doesn’t bug anyone! There’s also an excessive amount of Taikaru (Taiyou/Hikaru, from Ya-Ya-Yah), just to warn you guys. XD

( omfg )

Title: A Fairy Godmother’s Revenge
Authors: togechan and kyoto_no_hikari
Genre: Total, utter crack. 8D
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Ueda/Apple Too many to list. 8D
Characters: KAT-TUN, NewS, Ya-Ya-Yah, Nakajima Yuto, Yamada Ryosuke
Warnings: Nonsensical inside jokes, shounen-ai, mentions of sex, and almost-orgies. –nods-
Disclaimer: We don’t own these Johnnys, so with this piece of fiction, we can pretend that whatever comes up in our cracky little heads is canon. We don’t own JE, but it owns our souls. Yep. We are also not responsible for stomachaches or jaws hurting from laughing too much. Not that you guys would do that, right?

Authors’ Note: This...chapter is horrendously long. Just a warning. XD Also, if it goes the way we’ve planned it at this point, this is the chapter before the one before the last. ^o^ Thank you all for your support!
( omfgwhutchapter3? )

Title: Secrets
Author: kyoto_no_hikari
Genre: Uh, I don’t really know. XD
Rating: PG-13-ish.
Pairings: TaNAKAmaru. Otherwise known as TaNaka. A.k.a. effin’ Koki/Yuichi.
Characters: Tanaka Koki and Nakamaru Yuichi
Warnings: Boys making out backstage and allusions to something else happening at the end. 8B
Disclaimer: Kyoto wants to own JE for her birthday. Too bad that wish no come true. D:

Author’s note: For encoded_panties. Because she wins at life and asked not so nicely. ...that, and we had a drabble trade. 8D -gets the cracktastic Koki/Junno in return-

( Secrets were meant to be told. )

Title: A Fairy Godmother’s Revenge
Authors: togechan and kyoto_no_hikari
Genre: Total, utter crack. 8D
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Ueda/Apple Too many to list. 8D
Characters: KAT-TUN, NewS, Ya-Ya-Yah, Nakajima Yuto, Yamada Ryosuke
Warnings: Nonsensical inside jokes, shounen-ai, mentions of sex, and almost-orgies. –nods-
Disclaimer: We don’t own these Johnnys, so with this piece of fiction, we can pretend that whatever comes up in our cracky little heads is canon. We don’t own JE, but it owns our souls. Yep. We are also not responsible for stomachaches or jaws hurting from laughing too much. Not that you guys would do that, right?

Authors’ Note: This was fun to write. XD It’s slightly shorter than the last chapter, so, we hope that if you had the attention span to read through the last one, that you can read through this one too. Thank you to everyone who’s commented so far! Because of you, we have incentive to work. XD
( And the crack continues! )

Title: Harmless Banter
Author: kyoto_no_hikari
Genre: Angst. Yes’m.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Taiyou/Hikaru, though, I guess it could be viewed as one-sided... (I needed to write some, because it’s just so neglected)
Warnings: Nothing much. Just hugs and kisses.
Disclaimer: I wish I owned them. D: They own my soul, though. 8D

Authors’ Note: I felt like being depressing after all the crack from AFGR. XD that, and I wanted to write smut at one point, but I’ve stored away the smut pen—hopefully for good And for the record, part of me thinks the Japanese is wrong…XD Writing at 1 AM = not good for the brain. 8D Iza really short, for the record.

( Hikaru was always a tease. )

Title: A Fairy Godmother’s Revenge
Authors: togechan and kyoto_no_hikari
Genre: Total, utter crack. 8D
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Ueda/Apple Too many to list. 8D
Characters: KAT-TUN, NewS, Ya-Ya-Yah, Nakajima Yuto, Yamada Ryosuke
Warnings: Nonsensical inside jokes, shounen-ai, mentions of sex, and almost-orgies. –nods-
Disclaimer: We don’t own these Johnnys, so with this piece of fiction, we can pretend that whatever comes up in our cracky little heads is canon. We don’t own JE, but it owns our souls. Yep. We are also not responsible for stomachaches or jaws hurting from laughing too much. Not that you guys would do that, right?

Authors’ Note: Just a fair warning: it’s eight times longer than the prologue, so we hope you have a nice attention span. XD
( Run for the hills, it's chapter one! )

Title: A Fairy Godmother’s Revenge
Authors: togechan and kyoto_no_hikari
Genre: Total, utter crack. 8D
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Ueda/Apple Too many to list. 8D
Characters: KAT-TUN, NewS, Ya-Ya-Yah, Nakajima Yuto, Yamada Ryosuke
Warnings: Nonsensical inside jokes, shounen-ai, mentions of sex, and almost-orgies. –nods-
Disclaimer: We don’t own these Johnnys, so with this piece of fiction, we can pretend that whatever comes up in our cracky little heads is canon. We don’t own JE, but it owns our souls. Yep. We are also not responsible for stomachaches or jaws hurting from laughing too much. Not that you guys would do that, right?
Summary: Ueda uses his awesome fairy powers against Koki, because he wants revenge...REVENGE!! And what better revenge than to transform Koki's wife best friend, Yucchi, into an inanimate object?

( The Prologue…dundundun… )

I got inspired? XD

Sorry I haven't written anything in so long...

I guess I can say that the smuttish drabbles are dedicated to Ami LOL. HAPPY EFFIN' BIRFDEI! HERE'S YOUR BUTTSEHKS, FOO'! XD

Theme: E - Emancipate
Fandom: tactics
Pairing: HaruKan
Rating: G-ish, I guess.
Genre: ANNNGST D:
Word Count: 100
Author’s Notes: I was flipping through the dictionary looking for something for E and emancipate just totally hit me in the face with inspiration. Angst, to be exact. XD I need to write more happy things. D: (F is sad too…but I swear G is going to be crack.)

This takes place around the last few episodes of the anime, for the record. :0

Theme: F – Façade
Fandom: tactics
Pairing: HaruKan
Rating: PG-13. Heeeeee smex. –SHOT-
Genre: It’s um. Bittersweet, I guess.
Word Count: 100
Author’s Notes: I like the word façade. D: It’s pretty. XD

 

 

Theme: G - Garrulous
Fandom: tactics
Pairing: HaruKan
Rating: PG-13. Heeeeee more smex. –SHOT x100-
Genre: Craaack.
Word Count: 100
Author’s Notes: Dictionaries like to slap me and give me smutty ideas, don’t they? –glares at the dictionary-