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Lazy Ass Students

Advice from Self-Indentifying Academics

Created on 2006-05-02 18:58:41 (#10157003), last updated 2007-12-21

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Name:Pro Bono (head) Advice for Students from Strangers
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Having trouble with a paper, lab experiment, homework of any sort? Too tired or busy to talk to someone qualified at your school or to do your own f--king research and thinking? We are here for you! Here you can get free advice from strangers who self identify as academics. That's right - you don't have to pay! Unlike paying tuition to have access to respected and trained specialists who have likely spent years of hard work and money becoming academics, we will tell you how to think, write and succeed only for the warm feeling we get knowing that someone out there actually takes us seriously. We smart peoples and wants all yous too know it.

Moreover, it is our sincere conviction that no students, no matter how lazy or dim, should ever be a source of amusement. Unlike the cranky people at [info]academics_anon who go so far as to put this horrible, shameful phrase over their community calendar: "Hilarious Hamlet Essay Circulated in Teachers' Lounge." We would not laugh.
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entitlement, excuses, fakin' it!, no grammar!, no spelling!, overreacting to (correct) generalizations, plagiarizing--what's that?, pseudointellectual arrogance, school, self-help, supporting lazy ass students, whining
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