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Lameos Gift for [info]coffee_n_cocoa [Oct. 25th, 2006|02:48 pm]

turtle_goose
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[mood | mellow]

Title: Little Shop of Horrors
Author: [info]turtle_goose
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Neville/Ginny
Summary: Neville is badly injured saving Ginny's life. Ginny feels guilty and oversees his return to health. She angsts over him loving Luna. He angsts over her loving Harry. Eventually the truth comes out. Smut ensues.
Squicks: Well, [info]coffee_n_cocoa mentioned that squicks probably weren't possible with N/G. I believed differently. :) Nothing seriously squicky, except for boundupbyplants!sex. Teehee.
Author's Notes: I'm pretty proud of this, even though it's nothing compared to some of the fic I've read here. I really hope you like this, [info]coffee_n_cocoa, even if it isn't overly squicky. Oh, sorry this took so long!

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Little Shop of Horrors )
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Lameos gift for [info]shocolate [Oct. 22nd, 2006|09:59 pm]
quite_grey
Title: All Bets Are Off
Author: [info]quite_grey
Rating: R
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Harry/Ron
Length: One-shot (5148 words)
Warnings: None that I can think of.
Summary: Written for [info]shocolate's bunny: Fred, George and Ginny have a bet on who can get Harry and Ron to admit they are more than friends....
Notes: I'm soooo sorry this is so very late. A plethora of utter crap got in the way of this fic getting posted in a more timely manner, but I won't bore you all with the details. I just hope it's a little bit worth the wait (though it is tragically not as porny as I was hoping for). Thanks to my beta Rayvynwood, who stepped up to the plate when I was desperate, to [info]shellydkitty for she knows what, and to [info]xilaria for all her encouragement.
Website: Grey's Fic Index
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

All Bets Are Off )
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Lameos Gift for ragdoll [Oct. 12th, 2006|07:54 pm]

summerborn
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Title: With a Whirl and a Twirl
Author: [info]summerborn
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: In alphabetical order, Bill/Sirius/Tonks
Prompt or Summary: Prompt by [info]ragdoll for [info]lameos_maximus.
During the year of OoTP, a bored, frustrated and trapped-in-Grimmauld Place Sirius needs a little distraction by his fellow Order members.
Author's Notes: ~11,275 words. Disclaimer: as usual. A huge thanks to [info]sor_bet, [info]anneline, and [info]authenticity for all the amazing help. And thanks to the wonderful [info]ragdoll for such a great prompt! I would like to apologize profusely for the extreme tardiness of this fic, but I hope it was worth the wait.

p.s. This prompt was claimed for ART by [info]violetfishy. Not work safe!


( With a Whirl and a Twirl )
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Illustration for "The Muggle Way" (Snape/Harry, PG13) for alia_eternal [Sep. 10th, 2006|02:20 pm]

katzunge
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Illustration for "The Muggle Way" (Snape/Harry, PG13) for alia_eternal
Title: The Muggle Way
Author: Flora
Artist: Dee ([info]katzunge
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Pictured: Harry
Rating: PG13. Hotpants, naked chestal region, 'no real explicit smut'.
Disclaimer: I own none of these characters. Although god knows I wouldn't mind having Snape in chains in my closet. :P
Bunny: Harry/Snape, established relationship, probably post-Hogwarts. Snape thinks there is absolutely nothing good about Muggle culture, so Harry decides to use a little dress-up to change his mind. Sexy fireman, policeman, doctor…that sort of thing. Points if pole dancing can be worked in.

Story here: http://community.livejournal.com/lameos_maximus/14383.html#cutid1

Pic! (Thumbnail - click to enlarge)
Potter, why on earth are you dressed as a Muggle police officer? )

Enjoy, sorry it's so late. More art claims forthcoming. (Went to Burning Man!)

- Dee
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Lameos gift for [info]emeraldpen (Part One) [Aug. 30th, 2006|12:10 am]

causeways
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Title: The Yellow House
Author: [info]causeways
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word Count: 29,000
Summary: Five years after the war, an assassin is after Draco Malfoy, and it's up to Harry Potter to protect him.
DISCLAIMER: All characters, situations, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling. Some spells in this fic come from the movies, not the books, but all come from the Lexicon.
Author's Notes: Written for [info]emeraldpen, whose full request can be found here. Thanks to the marvelous [info]actriz_k for the beta.

Part One )
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Lameos gift for [info]emeraldpen (Part Two) [Aug. 30th, 2006|12:07 am]

causeways
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[mood |accomplished]

Title: The Yellow House (Part 2/3)
Author: [info]causeways
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word Count: 29,000
Summary: Five years after the war, an assassin is after Draco Malfoy, and it's up to Harry Potter to protect him.
DISCLAIMER: All characters, situations, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling. Some spells in this fic come from the movies, not the books, but all come from the Lexicon.
Author's Notes: Written for [info]emeraldpen, whose full request can be found here. Thanks to the marvelous [info]actriz_k for the beta.

Part Two )
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Lameos gift for [info]emeraldpen (Part Three) [Aug. 30th, 2006|12:05 am]

causeways
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Title: The Yellow House (Part 3/3)
Author: [info]causeways
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word Count: 29,000
Summary: Five years after the war, an assassin is after Draco Malfoy, and it's up to Harry Potter to protect him.
DISCLAIMER: All characters, situations, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling. Some spells in this fic come from the movies, not the books, but all come from the Lexicon.
Author's Notes: Written for [info]emeraldpen, whose full request can be found here. Thanks to the marvelous [info]actriz_k for the beta.

Part Three )
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Lameos gift for [info]j_folked [Aug. 28th, 2006|10:52 pm]

earth_magic
[mood |artistic]

Title: Sine qua non
Author: [info]dragon_charmer
Rating: R (for adult themes)
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Prompt: Requested by [info]j_folked. Pairing: Harry/Draco. Bunny: Vampire!Harry. PWP. Definitely bloodplay. Squicks: None baby!

Author’s Notes: Sorry this is so late and sorry it doesn’t really meet the requirements of the request. There is Vampire!Harry, but it doesn’t come close to being a PWP and although there is a little bloodplay, you might miss it if you blinked.

Sine qua non )
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Lameos gift for [info]anoneknewmoose [Aug. 10th, 2006|02:24 pm]

lilycat81
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Title: Scarred
Author/Artist: [info]lilycat81
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Remus/Bill/Harry
Prompt or Summary: [info]anoneknewmoose requested: “Suprise me? Werewolf dominance struggles, bottom!Harry (though I'm not a fan of a wimpy bottom--he should still have a personality and push the tops a bit) or broken!Harry, UST, bondage, D/s, breathplay, leather (ZOMG collars), tattoos (especially sex!magical or just plain magical ones), piercings, Parselsmut, biting and dub-con are all love, as are fleshed out characters and alliteration...and crack. ;)”
A/N: Thank you [info]tamlane, for the gentle but thorough beta. ;) [info]anoneknewmoose, I’m so sorry that I failed completely on a couple of your requests, but I think (or hope, more accurately) this is sort of what you had in mind. I think I got a moment or two of the alliteration and crack for you. I hope you enjoy it!

Everyone said that it was a shame – that he’d been such a handsome young man before. )

All feedback will be noted and treasured. :)
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On your own [Aug. 9th, 2006|09:52 am]

sesptwd
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Since I'm not expecting a massive influx of submissions, I'm lifting the moderation setting.
Now when you post to the community, it will go up straight away.

I'm trusting that you will all remember to use an lj-cut, yeah?


May the porn be with you!
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Lameos Gift for [info]emeraldpen [Aug. 8th, 2006|11:49 pm]

katzunge
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[mood |accomplished]

Title: Gold Is Better
Author/Artist: [info]katzunge
Rating: It's porn! X!
Pairing(s): Snape/Draco
Prompt or Summary: Severus always wanted what he couldn't have and now he's got the means to do whatever he chooses. He's got Draco, he's got money, he's got power and he's out to prove that the "greasy potions master" is not all there is to him. Fanon "leather pants" Severus is okay, lol but I see more velvet and silk. Draco can be seventeenish and ever so delicately forced to want Severus desperately. Cockrings and silk bindings are love. Teasing, snarking, hair pulling, languid fucking until Draco cries to come is also yum.
Squicks: watersports, scat, bestiality, chan (as I said seventeenish Draco is okay)

A/N: [if any] Hope you don't mind a nickname and pressure-point play. God, do I want this desk.

Severus liked to keep his slaves in gold. Silver was far too common, and the warm glow of gold complimented the boy’s skin much better than the cold glare of silver would. )
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fic for [info]hildigunnur [Aug. 8th, 2006|12:33 am]

yura_slash
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[mood | anxious]

Title: Pining for Another
Author: [info]yura_slash
Pairing(s): Sirius/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex with a minor! Look out!!!!! Oh- and naughty language.
Prompt: Requested by [info]hildigunnur - I'll be fine with number of scenarios (usage of a time-turner, Alive!Sirius etc.) though my specific bunny calls out for it to happen during the summer of OotP at Grimmauld Place 12.
A/N: My first time writing Sirius in a main role- I hope it works for you ^^; A broken laptop and Hogsmeade weekend over at H_E set me back a bit, so I'm sorry for the delay *ducks rocks*

Pining for Another )
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lameos gift for fleshdress [Aug. 7th, 2006|09:35 pm]

pastelninja
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Title:Remus would never get jealous
Artist: [info]pastelninja
Rating: pg-13
Pairing(s): Sirius/Remus, Sirius/James undertones
Prompt: MWPP-era, Remus is increasingly jealous of James and Sirius explains why he doesn't need to be. Fluff preferable. :)
A/N: and let it be known across the land that I am horrible at giving things names. For [info]fleshdress, I hope you like it!

Remus would never get jealous )
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Lameos gift for [info]slytherinesq [Aug. 7th, 2006|07:26 pm]

ragdoll
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[mood |eep!]

Title: Playing With Fire
Author/Artist: [info]ragdoll
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Charlie Weasley/Morag MacDougal

Prompt or Summary: for [info]slytherinesq who asked to see:

Charlie finally meets his match. Morag is dark, with anger control issues from uncaring parents. A Scottish-sensual-vixen... tamed by THE dragon tamer. Points for bdsm, burns, D/s and s&m. But also romantic as well.

A/N: This was definitely a challenge for me since the Charlie-in-my-head tends to be a vanilla, just-get-in-there-and-do-it kind of boy. However, I think I pulled it off and managed to fulfill all of the requests -- although the burns refused to be anything but unsexy and dragon-inflicted. Thanks to [info]katesque for several very good ideas and help when I was stuck, to Jedi Master [info]sneaky8 who beta’d, taught me to “embrace the cheese” and pushed me to make this a better story and to [info]kabal42 who served as both beta and as trusty technical advisor.

Title courtesy Mick & Keefer, who probably wrote the book on putting uppity girlies in their place. Assorted Scottish curses courtesy of this place.

And points to anyone who gets the Healer Ishay joke.

Warnings: Dubious consent, bondage, dominance & submission, and spanking. If symptoms persist for more than four hours, please consult a Healer.

Word count: 3600 (give or take a few)

The general consensus amongst the men who worked at Garboave (not to mention several of the women) was that the only enjoyable way to have Morag MacDougal would be if she were gagged and bound. )
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Moddy McMod here [Aug. 7th, 2006|07:58 pm]

sesptwd
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My dear Lamezoids,

There are many pieces still not up (one of mine included).

SO... as of this point, there is no deadline. Just submit your work whenever you have it ready.
Please do keep in mind that someone is expecting it, so not to be waiting until Halloween or something, k? Thanks.


You all rock!
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lameos gift for [info]inell [Aug. 7th, 2006|02:37 pm]

thistlerose
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Title: This Extra Few Feet in My Bed
Author/Artist: Thistlerose
Rating: R
Pairing(s) : Kingsley/Hermione, past Ron/Hermione
Prompt or Summary: [info]inell's bunny was "Post-War. Working together with a growing awareness/attraction. Can be any rating. Just something sexy and romantic."
Word Count: 2,400
A/N: Many thank yous to my wonderful proofreaders, [info]secondsilk and [info]ragdoll.

He caught her looking at him, and gave a faint smile. She smiled back and felt something small and warm flutter in her belly. It was the punch, she thought, and the surprise of seeing him after talking with Ginny. )
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Lameos gift for [info]ficlette - Part two [Aug. 7th, 2006|07:56 pm]

sarka
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[mood |accomplished]

Title: House Colours - Part two
Author: [info]sarka (Previously known as Miss Pince)
Rating: R (for language mostly)
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter – mentions of Ginny/Dean and Neville/Luna.
Warnings: AU.
Prompt or Summary: [info]ficlette said: I will infinitely love anyone who can pull off a good Slytherin!Harry/Gryffindor!Draco. Honestly. Kinks include: possessiveness, jealousy, ties, and secrecy.
Word Count: 12,800 words. Yeah, I know. *blushes*
A/N: The Bunny That Ate My Brain. [info]ficlette, I didn’t get most of your kinks, but I hope you like this anyway. I moved one more character between houses, in order to get my idea to work. I owe a debt of gratitude to [info]hildigunnur for sticking with me throughout, making suggestions and correcting my grammar. Also, thanks to [info]salixbabylon for the miraculous beta.

House Colours, Part One.

House Colours, Part Two )
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Lameos gift for [info]ficlette - Part One [Aug. 7th, 2006|06:22 pm]

sarka
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Title: House Colours - Part One
Author: [info]sarka (Previously known as Miss Pince)
Rating: R (for language mostly)
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter – mentions of Ginny/Dean and Neville/Luna.
Warnings: AU.
Prompt or Summary: [info]ficlette said: I will infinitely love anyone who can pull off a good Slytherin!Harry/Gryffindor!Draco. Honestly. Kinks include: possessiveness, jealousy, ties, and secrecy.
Word Count: 12,800 words. Yeah, I know. *blushes*
A/N: The Bunny That Ate My Brain. [info]ficlette, I didn’t get most of your kinks, but I hope you like this anyway. I moved one more character between houses, in order to get my idea to work. I owe a debt of gratitude to [info]hildigunnur for sticking with me throughout, making suggestions and correcting my grammar. Also, thanks to [info]salixbabylon for the miraculous beta.

House Colours, Part One )
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Lameos gift for [info]causeways [Aug. 5th, 2006|07:42 pm]

hildigunnur
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Title: Life is Like a Box of Bulgarian Bon-Bons
Author/Artist: [info]hildigunnur
Rating: R
Pairing: Viktor Krum/Ron Weasley
Prompt or Summary: [info]causeways requested: Post-Hogwarts, post-war. Ron runs into Krum in Bulgaria, gets trashed and confesses the massive hero-worship thing he had for Krum during fourth year. (More movie-canon than book-canon, but shhh...)
Word Count: ~2600
A/N: Much love to [info]sarka for the beta. [info]causeways, I do hope you like it. I did turn Ron's feelings into something more than hero-worship but that's where the story wanted to go. I've also abused couple of film quotes for humour purposes, you'll probably know them when you see them. Rakia, an alcoholic beverage mentioned in the story, is a traditional Bulgarian plum brandy.

Life is Like a Box of Bulgarian Bon-Bons )
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Lameos gift for [info]alia_eternal [Aug. 5th, 2006|11:04 pm]

joanne_c
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Title: Masquerades
Author/Artist: Joanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Ginny/Pansy/Snape
Prompt or Summary: The girls are having a little after-hours detention roleplaying session with a stolen pair of one certain Potionmaster's robes. They are discovered when Snape returns to his office and decides to show these girls how a real Professor handles detention. hugs for spanking.
A/N: Future fic - post-War.

Dear god, love, but you get off on the Professor scenario )
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