IM Log
Who: August Mills and Itou Reiji
When: just now
What: talk of allergies, dates, and how Rage is dense and Gus doesn't believe it
Warnings: semi-emo Rage, some of the things Gus said made him think

[10:41:21 PM] Mikeneko Rage: You feeling better, yo?
[10:42:20 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Yeah. I'm still sneezing a bit, but at least my eyes aren't irritated and watery anymore.
[10:46:00 PM] Mikeneko Rage: I never knew you were allergic.
[10:46:43 PM] berlinEVOLVED: I didn't either until I brought home a whole bunch of flowers and wasted 700.... gil? Is that what they call currency here?
[10:47:27 PM] Mikeneko Rage: I guess. I haven't really paid too much attention. I just give them my card and let them take the money out.
[10:48:05 PM] berlinEVOLVED: You might wanna pay attention.
[10:49:09 PM] Mikeneko Rage: ...Well, I do. But, I have a job and all here...so..
[10:49:41 PM] berlinEVOLVED: You don't shop like a mad woman, do you?
[10:49:50 PM] Mikeneko Rage: I don't shop very often at all.
[10:50:28 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Well, that's good.
[10:53:00 PM] Mikeneko Rage: I only buy a few shirts here and there...
[10:53:15 PM] berlinEVOLVED: How are you feeling after all of that... madness?
[10:53:30 PM] Mikeneko Rage: ...dirty...
[10:53:51 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Well let's face it. Everyone's dirty. No one's an exception to that.
[10:54:06 PM] Mikeneko Rage: .....I don't say things like that. I don't even think things like that!
[10:54:20 PM] berlinEVOLVED: I don't know if I believe you when you say that you don't think things like that.
[10:55:42 PM] Mikeneko Rage: I don't !
[10:56:33 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Right.
[10:56:44 PM] Mikeneko Rage: ....Seriously, yo!
[10:57:17 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Sie liegen. Sie sind in der ablehnung.
[10:57:42 PM] Mikeneko Rage: I am not a ablewhatever, yo.
[10:58:35 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Oh but I think you are.
[10:59:38 PM] Mikeneko Rage: What is a ablewhatever, yo?
[10:59:50 PM] berlinEVOLVED: I don't know if I should tell you.
[11:00:14 PM] Mikeneko Rage: That's not cool.
[11:02:23 PM] Mikeneko Rage: Seriously, I'm clueless when it comes to things like that..
[11:02:54 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Sie müssen scherzen.
[11:03:09 PM] Mikeneko Rage: English, yo!
[11:08:55 PM] berlinEVOLVED: You must be joking.
[11:09:05 PM] Mikeneko Rage: I'm not, yo!
[11:14:37 PM] Mikeneko Rage: I really have no experience with this stuff, yo. I've never even had a date.
[11:14:59 PM] berlinEVOLVED: You? Not a date? More lies.
[11:15:51 PM] Mikeneko Rage: I'm serious!
[11:16:28 PM] berlinEVOLVED: I don't think you are.
[11:16:38 PM] Mikeneko Rage: I am...not a real date, at least.
[11:17:38 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Not that you're aware of, anyway.
[11:18:07 PM] Mikeneko Rage: .....Well. If I'm not aware of it... then it's not a real date, yo!
[11:18:26 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Haha lol, now you're trying to be a comedian.
[11:19:20 PM] Mikeneko Rage: ..What...I'm serious!
[11:19:38 PM] Mikeneko Rage: A date...should be with someone you like... not just someone who likes you. Or something.
[11:20:03 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Herr Reiji Ito, may I remind you.
[11:20:15 PM] Mikeneko Rage: What...?
[11:20:34 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Anything that is arranged to a point of rendezvous can be considered a date.
[11:20:46 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Let's say, "We should have lunch at that place in Shibuya."
[11:20:52 PM] Mikeneko Rage: .....I go out with people all the time. They're friends...
[11:20:59 PM] Mikeneko Rage: It's an appointment!
[11:21:06 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Appointment, date, same thing.
[11:21:21 PM] Mikeneko Rage: No, it's not. You don't have those kinds of dates for interviews or auditions....
[11:21:25 PM] Mikeneko Rage: or to see the doctor, yo!
[11:21:29 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Sure you do.
[11:21:32 PM] Mikeneko Rage: ....
[11:21:43 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Setting a date with someone is pretty much making an appointment with them.
[11:21:54 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Like I said. Let say I told you, "We should have lunch at that place in Shibuya."
[11:22:05 PM] berlinEVOLVED: And then you say, "Alright, yo. We can go!"
[11:22:08 PM] berlinEVOLVED: That's a date.
[11:25:39 PM] Mikeneko Rage: ....I go out with Johnny to eat all the time. Those are not dates, yo!
[11:25:54 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Yeah they are. And who's Johnny?
[11:26:21 PM] Mikeneko Rage: Blonde american guy. He got lost in Japan, yo. And they're not dates...! Don't make me sick to my stomach, yo.
[11:26:49 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Rage. They are dates. They were arranged, weren't they?
[11:26:59 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Dates don't need to have some sort of ulterior motive to them.
[11:27:13 PM] Mikeneko Rage: ....That's just hanging out, yo.
[11:29:36 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Sure.
[11:29:46 PM] Mikeneko Rage: It is!
[11:30:16 PM] berlinEVOLVED: So what's wrong with this Johnny guy that makes you sick to your stomach?
[11:30:37 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Ist er hässlich?
[11:31:26 PM] Mikeneko Rage: He's weird.
[11:31:36 PM] berlinEVOLVED: How is he weird?
[11:31:48 PM] Mikeneko Rage: He looks at me weird, yo.
[11:32:05 PM] berlinEVOLVED: How weird?
[11:32:35 PM] Mikeneko Rage: Like...I don't know. Like there's something on me.
[11:32:51 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Haha, wow. You really are a comedian.
[11:33:31 PM] Mikeneko Rage: ..What, yo?!
[11:34:41 PM] berlinEVOLVED: I think Johnny likes you.
[11:34:47 PM] Mikeneko Rage: Ew. No.
[11:34:51 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Not that I blame him or anything.
[11:34:56 PM] Mikeneko Rage: ....
[11:35:05 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Haha.
[11:35:21 PM] Mikeneko Rage: You guys are weird, yo.
[11:35:55 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Maybe you're the one that's weird. Have you ever considered that?
[11:36:05 PM] Mikeneko Rage: How am I weird?!
[11:36:30 PM] berlinEVOLVED: You play hard to get. Then you claim that you can't tell people's shortcomings onto you. Tsk tsk.
[11:36:40 PM] Mikeneko Rage: ...What?!
[11:37:28 PM] berlinEVOLVED: You sound surprised.
[11:37:37 PM] Mikeneko Rage: Because that's not true, yo!
[11:37:59 PM] berlinEVOLVED: So you are able to tell when people like you or have a crush on you?
[11:38:05 PM] Mikeneko Rage: No!
[11:38:17 PM] Mikeneko Rage: I'm not playing hard to get, yo!
[11:38:22 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Yeah you are.
[11:38:33 PM] Mikeneko Rage: ...From who?! I'm not doing it, yo.
[11:38:47 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Well for one thing, this Johnny guy.
[11:38:56 PM] Mikeneko Rage: No. Do not want.
[11:39:12 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Just because he's weird? Well newsflash, Rage. You're weird, too.
[11:39:24 PM] Mikeneko Rage: No. Because he's not my type, yo!
[11:39:54 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Ohhhh. So now you're saying he's not your type.
[11:40:06 PM] berlinEVOLVED: How do you even know if he's your type or not if you can't even tell his shortcomings?
[11:40:28 PM] Mikeneko Rage: .....Why are you being such a dick, yo!? I seriously don't get things like that.
[11:41:30 PM] berlinEVOLVED: I'm not doing this to be a dick, Rage.
[11:42:11 PM] berlinEVOLVED: I'm doing this because I'm trying to understand how this works with you. Because I honestly don't, and it makes my mind hurt.
[11:42:21 PM] berlinEVOLVED: And you still haven't answered my question.
[11:44:09 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Manchmal wundere mich ich, wenn sie noch sechzehn sind.
[11:45:17 PM] Mikeneko Rage: Because, I don't like blondes, yo. First of all...
[11:48:21 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Sad.
[11:48:31 PM] Mikeneko Rage: What?
[11:48:44 PM] berlinEVOLVED: There's nothing wrong with blondes. Now I really get how you're weird.
[11:49:02 PM] Mikeneko Rage: There is when they have huge Elvis like hair..
[11:49:22 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Haha, is that right?
[11:49:35 PM] Mikeneko Rage: It's like...frickin huge. Not like your floppy mohawk, yo.
[11:49:44 PM] Mikeneko Rage: See.. that's cute. Elvis hair isn't.
[11:49:48 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Hey hey, don't get my mohawk involved in this.
[11:50:05 PM] berlinEVOLVED: And shut up. My mohawk is not cute. It's bad ass. There's a difference.
[11:50:19 PM] Mikeneko Rage: It's not badass, yo.
[11:50:26 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Anyway, moving on.
[11:50:49 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Ich schwöre. Ich werde sie morgen lochen.
[11:51:33 PM] Mikeneko Rage: English, yo.
[11:51:40 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Moving on.
[11:52:10 PM] Mikeneko Rage: as long as we don't talk about dates...
[11:52:37 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Well, you were the one who brought it up.
[11:52:46 PM] berlinEVOLVED: I swear.
[11:53:09 PM] berlinEVOLVED: With the way you claim to be all innocent and pure, you had to have gone on a date with someone without even knowing it.
[11:53:43 PM] Mikeneko Rage: .....
[11:53:58 PM] Mikeneko Rage: I dont know... maybe.
[11:54:08 PM] berlinEVOLVED: I don't know, he says.
[11:54:56 PM] berlinEVOLVED: If you say so.
[11:55:54 PM] Mikeneko Rage: ...Jeez, yo. Why are you so interested in this?
[11:56:17 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Because I can't believe half of the things you've said in here, that's why.
[11:56:36 PM] Mikeneko Rage: I'm not lying, yo.
[11:57:07 PM] berlinEVOLVED: Well, I don't know about that, either.
[11:59:32 PM] Mikeneko Rage: .....
[11:59:48 PM] Mikeneko Rage: Why are you messing around with me about this, yo?!
[12:00:28 AM] berlinEVOLVED: I just answered that question 5 lines ago.
[12:01:05 AM] Mikeneko Rage: But, you keep doing it, yo. I thought we were cool.
[12:01:54 AM] berlinEVOLVED: We are. Are you saying we aren't?
[12:03:06 AM] berlinEVOLVED: You were the one who kept insinuating that I needed a date, too.
[12:06:39 AM] Mikeneko Rage: That's because it's my job!
[12:06:49 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Yeah. Right. Sure.
[12:08:07 AM] Mikeneko Rage: It is... though I don't think anyone here would be good for you....I just wanted to have someone on the show that I know..
[12:08:42 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Haha, and what makes you think you know what's good for me?
[12:09:28 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ....Well. I dont know...\
[12:10:45 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Nope, you don't.
[12:12:30 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ....Not what I meant, yo.
[12:12:47 AM] berlinEVOLVED: And what did you mean, then?
[12:13:08 AM] Mikeneko Rage: That most of the people here aren't cool enough..
[12:13:19 AM] Mikeneko Rage: They can't handle the floppyhawk?
[12:13:30 AM] berlinEVOLVED: I don't know about that. Most of the people I've met here seem pretty cool.
[12:13:59 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ...I was trying to cover my ass, yo.
[12:14:32 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Because you said something that you probably shouldn't, and you know I can read between the lines.
[12:15:00 AM] Mikeneko Rage: You always read between the lines, yo.
[12:18:30 AM] berlinEVOLVED: I sorta have to.
[12:18:51 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ...Great, now I'm wondering what you're reading, yo.
[12:19:01 AM] berlinEVOLVED: I'm reading what you're typing to me.
[12:19:14 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ....I meant between the lines, yo.
[12:19:36 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Oh between the lines? Should I really tell you?
[12:19:43 AM] berlinEVOLVED: This is something you're gonna have to figure out on your own.
[12:21:28 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Well, part of what I'm reading is, "Damn. You weren't supposed to know that. And now I'm nervous."
[12:21:28 AM] Mikeneko Rage: .....You suck, yo.
[12:26:32 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Sorry, but that's what I'm reading.
[12:30:27 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ....
[12:30:43 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Why are you dotting me?
[12:30:55 AM] Mikeneko Rage: Because you're confusing me, yo.
[12:31:39 AM] berlinEVOLVED: How am I confusing you?
[12:34:18 AM] Mikeneko Rage: I dont know....do you like me, yo?
[12:36:15 AM] berlinEVOLVED: You're a nice guy, I'll tell you that much.
[12:36:22 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Maybe I should be asking you that, instead.
[12:36:49 AM] Mikeneko Rage: What. yo? I like you well enough.
[12:37:01 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Well, I sorta wonder about that.
[12:37:27 AM] berlinEVOLVED: [11:49:35 PM] Mikeneko Rage: It's like...frickin huge. Not like your floppy mohawk, yo.
[11:49:44 PM] Mikeneko Rage: See.. that's cute. Elvis hair isn't.
[12:37:45 AM] Mikeneko Rage: That's because it is, yo.
[12:37:47 AM] berlinEVOLVED: [12:08:07 AM] Mikeneko Rage: It is... though I don't think anyone here would be good for you...
[12:37:59 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ....What, yo.
[12:38:01 AM] berlinEVOLVED: [12:13:59 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ...I was trying to cover my ass, yo.
[12:40:08 AM] berlinEVOLVED: What exactly were you covering your ass from?
[12:40:24 AM] Mikeneko Rage: .....
[12:40:27 AM] Mikeneko Rage: Nothing, yo.
[12:40:33 AM] Mikeneko Rage: I thought I had insulted you..
[12:40:52 AM] berlinEVOLVED: I don't see where you did.
[12:42:07 AM] Mikeneko Rage: .....Oh well...I thought i did..
[12:42:27 AM] berlinEVOLVED: The excessive dots give me more things to read too, Rage.
[12:42:55 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ....It's pacman.
[12:43:45 AM] berlinEVOLVED: As pacman as this IM window is gonna be.
[12:44:29 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ......Fine. Go out with me, yo.
[12:44:55 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Go out with me, he says.
[12:45:07 AM] Mikeneko Rage: .....
[12:45:14 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Pacman is not here, Rage.
[12:45:26 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ....Yeh yeh yeh
[12:46:13 AM] berlinEVOLVED: There's still something that bothers me a bit, though.
[12:46:41 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ...what now...
[12:47:19 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Who's number 81234007?
[12:47:41 AM] Mikeneko Rage: 81234007? What?
[12:48:03 AM] berlinEVOLVED: And who's Akira?
[12:48:25 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ....Akira is a dancer I know. I don't know what that number is though.
[12:48:58 AM] berlinEVOLVED: I actually found that fall off your jacket one night.
[12:49:41 AM] Mikeneko Rage: .....Dude. I don't know what that is, yo.
[12:49:58 AM] berlinEVOLVED: It looks like his phone number.
[12:50:11 AM] Mikeneko Rage: What the hell, yo.
[12:50:26 AM] berlinEVOLVED: I only remembered because you said something about wanting to screw me.
[12:50:34 AM] berlinEVOLVED: When we were all crazy, anyway.
[12:51:50 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ......I know, yo.
[12:52:18 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Heh. Looks like, yet again, you have/had an admirer and didn't even know about it. That's so classic.
[12:53:29 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ....I told you I'm clueless, yo!
[12:53:55 AM] berlinEVOLVED: I don't know if you're clueless, or if you're just ignoring it because you're afraid of getting close to someone.
[12:54:07 AM] Mikeneko Rage: .....What?
[12:54:52 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Don't what me.
[12:55:10 AM] Mikeneko Rage: Look...it's not like I don't want to get close to anyone, yo.
[12:55:47 AM] berlinEVOLVED: See? You saying something like that makes it hard to believe that you're really clueless about things like this.
[12:56:54 AM] Mikeneko Rage: You're saying I dont want to be close to anyone. I mean.. eventually... I do, yo....I dont know..
[12:57:26 AM] berlinEVOLVED: I didn't say you don't want to be close to anyone. I'm saying that you're afraid to.
[12:57:29 AM] berlinEVOLVED: There's a difference.
[12:57:43 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ...I'm....I dont know...
[12:59:10 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Oh well. It doesn't hurt to not know.
[12:59:23 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ....I guess.
[01:00:33 AM] berlinEVOLVED: What's wrong now?
[01:02:47 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ...No. You just have me thinking, yo.
[01:03:09 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Maybe that's a good thing.
[01:04:26 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ...maybe
[01:04:47 AM] berlinEVOLVED: What are you thinking about?
[01:06:17 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ....I dont know..
[01:10:34 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Well, maybe you should give it time. Figure things out.
[01:10:57 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ....Yeah. I suppose so, yo. Still....dinner tommorow?
[01:11:17 AM] berlinEVOLVED: If I agree to that, that's a date.
[01:11:24 AM] berlinEVOLVED: What time?
[01:12:27 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ....Around 8?
[01:12:51 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Luckily, I work from home half the time. I'll be here all day.
[01:14:17 AM] Mikeneko Rage: .....okay..
[01:15:11 AM] berlinEVOLVED: What's wrong?
[01:16:16 AM] Mikeneko Rage: No. I'm just...it's a date...
[01:16:46 AM] berlinEVOLVED: A date can mean a lot of things, Rage.
[01:19:21 AM] Mikeneko Rage: .....
[01:20:32 AM] berlinEVOLVED: A date can be nothing but just hanging out, or it can be something to get to know someone with the ulterior motive to get close to them and be their significant other.
[01:21:43 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ....
[01:21:59 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Rage, would you quit giving me dots? Please?
[01:23:12 AM] Mikeneko Rage: I dont know what to say.
[01:23:20 AM] berlinEVOLVED: You don't have to say anything.
[01:24:49 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ...Okay.
[01:25:01 AM] berlinEVOLVED: What would make you feel better?
[01:25:24 AM] Mikeneko Rage: I dont know... I don't feel bad..
[01:25:29 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Confused, then?
[01:26:06 AM] Mikeneko Rage: A little...
[01:26:24 AM] berlinEVOLVED: I said some things to make you think.
[01:27:24 AM] Mikeneko Rage: A little too many, yo.
[01:27:33 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Sorry.
[01:28:09 AM] Mikeneko Rage: Its okay, yo. I mean... it was bound to happen
[01:29:43 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Someone had to do it.
[01:29:50 AM] Mikeneko Rage: ...I guess.
[01:30:46 AM] Mikeneko Rage: I should get going...
[01:31:02 AM] berlinEVOLVED: I should get to bed. I have advice columns to answer to.
[01:31:11 AM] Mikeneko Rage: Goodnight, yo
[01:31:25 AM] berlinEVOLVED: Guten nacht.
[01:31:29 AM] * Mikeneko Rage signed off.