It appears that the internet is useful for mocking, if nothing else.

[ walking around with a growling stomach ]

Haha, wow, I'm really hungry! I wonder where the food is...


(( ooc; S-SORRY FOR MY ABSENCE orz;; blame RL ))

[ have a half naked Yamamoto :D his clothes were stolen while he was taking a shower or they randomly disappeared, so he's only got a towel around his waist ♥ ]

Haha, this is almost like playing hide 'n go seek! 'Cept clothes can't go hide on their own, I don't think.

1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN SOME PARTS OF THE WORLD HIBARI~!

2. PEDOBEAR IS IN THE HALLS. ANYONE UNDER 18 SHOULD TAKE SPECIAL CARE NOT TO GET MOLESTED. THIS IS ONLY A SLIGHT SECURITY LEVEL RAISE ABOVE WHEN SANO IS IN THE HALLS, BUT IT IS ENOUGH.

E-Excuse me...?! Ah.

Uhm.

I don't mean to...to cause any alarm, but--

Th-th-there's a naked man..! A loud naked man in the hall! I-I...what is he...is he supposed to be here?

Oh dear...

So you don't disturb me, I'll be taking the discipline of this floor into my own hands. If I catch anyone mingling or making loud noises, I'll bite them to death. This is your only warning.