Does anyone want to adopt a pain in the ass teenager? He's free, and I think he's got all his shots.

Alright, you pieces of shit. This place is too fucking unruly for my liking. Riding Air Treck in the halls, fighting eachother, letting rapists and murderers run loose... all god damned stupid. So I'm forming a sort of police force, got it? If any of you actually have the guts and abilities to help me get this cesspit under control, you can apply via this post. Everyone else, get your asses in order or you'll find yourself confined. The bi-- kind ladies here have given me permission to turn room 508 into a holding facility, and 510 into an office.

Anyway, if you want to be a part of this, fill out the little application here and pray I don't fuck your shit up.

Name:
Age:
Combat abilities:
Why do you want to join?:
Any Questions?:

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...can I wear a dress for you tomorrow?

For my birthday, Hijikata-san gave me the gift that keeps on giving. I think it is called herpes.

Next year, Hijikata-san, I would like a pony instead.

It's been quiet here for awhile, so I figured I ought to some up with something engaging for us to do. And since summer is the time for teenagers to be out and about with their lovers, I decided to do something love-themed! I've talked to the cafe staff, and every couple that signs up via this point is going to get a fancy candle-lit dinner this Friday night! Singles can sign up too, but you have to pick a date from the other singles to get in! After dinner there's going to be a formal dance. I'll be organizing, but it IS formal, so make sure you get nice clothes from the portal shop!

For extra fun, there has to be a boy and a girl in every couple. Yes, my fellow men-dating-men, one of the two of you is going to have to wear a dress. Anyway, fill out your information in a comment so we can get everyone registered. ♥ It'll be a GREAT TIME!

Type:Couple/Single
Boy:
Girl:
Age Group: Under 15/15-19/20+

Confirmed Couples

Guy: Sano Yasuyoshi
Girl: Spitfire
Age Group: 20+

Boy: Minami Itsuki
Girl: Mikura Kazuma
Age Group: 15-19

Boy: Freyr
Girl: Heimdall
Age Group: N/A??

Boy: Hijikata Toushirou
Girl: Okita Sougo
Age Group: 15-19/20+

Boy: Haruka
Girl: Ichinomiya Kantarou
Age Group: 20+

Singles Looking for Dates

Boy: Cliff Fittir
Age Group: 20+

Boy: Rokudou Mukuro
Age Group: 15-19

There is a vongola in my domain. Reassign him.

Voting is mandatory! GO!

Poll #1210362 Event Poll!
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Which event should happen next? YOU DECIDE!

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It's been too long.

...bring him back.