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14 July 2009 @ 02:11 pm
Dear KHFanfic writers,
           It seems you need a little reminder. Organization XIII are NOBODIES. This means that they have no hearts. They have no emotions. Smutt is allowed, but love is a nada. Hearts do not exist as anything other than a goal. No one in the Organization will eveer say, "I <3 you!" It simply will not happen.
                    Thank you for your time.
 
 
 
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Current Mood: redy to throttle someone
 
 
03 July 2009 @ 09:12 pm
This is more an irritation than anything else. And yes, I know I'm ranting about usernames and it's unlikely that you can get more nitpicky than that, but again, just an irritation.

BIG GLARING SPOILERS FOR DAYS UNDER THE CUT, consider yourself warned! )
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Current Mood: geeky
 
 
What in God's name is this?

Script format is never ever your friend. Saying "This is set in the Organization, not my head like the others. So... yeah I'm not prego in this one either" at the start of anything is not a good idea.

THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE:
"Me: O_O G-Gomennasai, Kaname-sama! I didn't mean anything by it! It just sorta came out! *bows*
Kaname: ...Ii desu yo, Sera-chan"


And just, y'know, general protip: randomly writing in Howl with no explanation and naming him "Xlowh" ("pronounced like slow, except with a "z" sound at the beginning") is just plain absurd.

The massive section in which all the Org members give their opinion on Xlowh makes me want to stab out my own eyes. Larxene's contribution is "His voice alone is making me hot" while Marluxia opts for "he looks more like a girl than I do" (to be honest, that whole section is a bastion of OOCness for the Organization, it's worth a read for the stereotypes alone!).

Also the chick writing the journal is Xemnas' daughter and there are 20 people in the Organization now.

This is like everything that's wrong with the fandom (well, apart from ship wars I suppose) in one place. Hurray!

I love life.
 
 
Current Mood: bitchy
 
 
18 June 2009 @ 08:09 pm
You know something that can be even more annoying than badfic? Have you ever been reading a story, thinking that's it's pretty good or at least decent, when something - a line of dialog, a phrase, an error - just ruins the piece for you? I was looking around for fic when I came across one with a decently intriguing summary, so I decided to give it a shot. It wasn't too bad - I liked the plot, Riku and Sora were in character, the situation was not so ridiculous that I couldn't suspend my disbelief a little...And then the author pops in this line: "Intently, Riku sucked down Sora’s treasure trail to reach the top of Sora’s pants".

Sora's what?

That more or less spoiled the mood for me and I couldn't take the fic seriously after that. It didn't help that the author had not been very clear in her description of the setting and situation. She clarified a bit at the end, but for most of the story I was under the impression that Donald, Goofy, and the Beast were watching Riku and Sora go at it!

Does anyone else have examples of this? I'd love to see more of these "wait, what?" moments.
 
 
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12 June 2009 @ 01:56 pm
First post! Hooray!

Hey you on DA,

I'm flattered that you commented and faved my Demyx pic. After all, who doesn't like getting their artistic ego stroked? So I decided to pay your page a visit and I find this:

http://superfizz.deviantart.com/art/KH-Squeenix-vs-Disney-120750949

Well I've seen Disney bashing before and, for the most part, I ignore it. But I'm kind of confused as to what point you're trying to prove. By the look of it, what you're saying is that Sora is made by Disney, yet the Organization, and all its awesome, is made by Square?

Also the word 'ansty' makes me think of 'antsy', which for some reason makes me think that Sora has ants in his pants.

Despite all that, I think the pic of Sora is actually rather cute.

Edited: Because Disney does have alot to do with KH. Feeling retarded now... It was their idea for it, I believe?
 
 
Current Mood: nerdy
 
 
12 June 2009 @ 06:59 am
Long time lurker, first time poster, but oh God.
Oh God, youse guys.
I think I've found the mother of all badfic. D:
Thirteen chapters of the worst character rape I have yet to see perpetrated against Luxord and Lexaeus (maybe I just haven't read enough badfic, but if it gets worse than this, I don't want to know).

Cut for mind numbing whatthefuckery and a side of mild caps lock abuse )

TL;DR: Luxord is not a wibbly virginal uke who would just sit through abuse, and Lexaeus is not an arrogant rapist dickhead. :/
I don't know where the fanbrats come up with this stuff, I mean, did I watch the wrong cutscenes or something?

Please, please, some brave sainted soul, spork this into oblivion? Or just be my mercy angel and kill me. I already promised the soul of my firstborn to [info]trilies, but if you want the souls of any other kids I have, I'd be glad to give, just for that sweet release from agony. D:
 
 
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Current Music: Catch-The Cure
 
 
06 June 2009 @ 11:15 am
...Yeah, I just used 'rad' in my title, what do you think of me now?

Yesterday, my good gal-pal [info]kaiyabeck and I were talking about some Luxord fic she found on The Pit Fanfiction.net. It appeared that Luxord seemed to have taken on the habit of abusing Axel and Saïx. Because, y'know, he's into that sort of thing these days. This led on to all kinds of tangeants about Luxord himself, Axel, and Saïx. But I think I'll talk about Saïx today because I have a soft spot for the crazy lunatic. D'awwww.

Let's talk about Saïx, baby. (Spoilers for KH2?) )

...Um. I think. I mean, it's not like I'm an authoritative figure on Saïx and all that happens to him in the fandom world. xD Just me attempting to analyze some stuff ahahahaa. oh god not the pitchforks
 
 
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31 May 2009 @ 07:22 pm
SURVIVAL OF THE HOTTEST SHIP PART ONE

For those of you who are members of [info]ship_manifesto  or shipping fans in general guess what's currrently on the list for the first round?

SORA/RIKU/KAIRI.

Those who are fans, go and vote! It's down, and it makes me said. And I think it winning to at least the next round would pwn people who hate 2/3 of the future hawt threesome bffs. :C And anyway HOW CAN YOU NOT VOTE FOR SORA/RIKU/KAIRI.

Plus haters keep pissing me off. When, in any part, have any of these three REALLY hated each other? JUST TODAY I SEE IT:

[sora hate] "He has a love intrest with Kairi.(who is awesome.)" ; "because he leaves kairi on the island for a long ass time and never goes to see her, EVEN THOUGH Riku says to TAKE CARE OF HER!"; "He forgot about Kairi AND took TWO whole games to find RIKU!!"; "He only gave Kairi a hug and cried over Riku! One would think he loves Riku instead!"

[riku] "riku will never be cool enough for sora or kairi"
"i love sokai kairi is like the most important person next to sora next to riku!!! i hate riku!!" (IMO interesting, usually KAIRI is hated for getting between Sora and Riku)

I've heard way too many reasons to 'hate' Kairi too much to ship her with the boys my mind just automatically refuses to remember them beyond two seconds anymore.

shut up fanbrats! )
sorry for capslock abuse. :c
 
 
28 May 2009 @ 12:41 am
So, in a few days, THE JAPANESE. I HATE JAPAN SO MUCH we get to dive into the oh-so-secret lives of the Organization and hopefully fill in some canon holes (holes? In a Kingdom Hearts game? No, never!) due to the release of 358/2 Days! Maybe we'll find out Demyx has a daily tea time while he watches his favorite movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off, maybe we'll find out Lexaeus has a passion for sewing, maybe we'll find out Roxas is terrified of kittens and zucchini, I don't know! BUT, what I do know is that any rants that may form as a result of the material in the game or the fandom's response to the game is considered a:


SPOILER



I know it's pretty hard to escape spoilers when you go anywhere near the internet, especially when there's months in-between release times from when one country gets something before another, but we're going to try our hardest to not do that here, ok? So if you guys would kindly place any and all rants related to 358/2 Days behind a cut, that would be awesome of you and highly appreciated. Even if you're not sure if it's a spoiler or not, put it behind a cut anyways. Better safe than sorry, right? We're still under moderated submissions from that troll attack like...two years ago lol, but just be aware that spoilery posts that are not behind a cut will NOT be approved. You can re-submit them after they are fixed, but they won't be approved until then. Please and thank-you ♥ ♥ ♥


And just to make it legit, here's a rant: why isn't Jesse McCartney confirmed for Roxas in the North American version of this game yet? Stop singing your little Skanky McWhorington songs, Jesse, and go lay down some vocals Roxas, gosh damn you! If you can be the Roxas fairy in the Tinker Bell movie, then you can go be Roxas for real, kthx >:|
I love how all the characters he voices looks just like him rofl
 
 
Current Mood: you've just been mod-ified 8)
Current Music: Incubus--Black Heart Inertia
 
 
23 May 2009 @ 03:38 pm

Okay, so this is my first post.

Dearest friend of mine,

You are my buddy in my forays into the KH fandom, and I love you dearly for that. But why on earth must you bash Lexaeus! I couldn't care less if you simply didn't like him. But instead, You feel compelled to make him the idiot of the group.And do you know what your reason for this is? His appearance! You think that just because he's big, he's got the IQ of a log. And it doesn't matter how many times I point out the fact that as an apprentice of Ansem the Wise, he'd have to be smart. You simply shug and say that you still don't belive it.

           Wishing you would just use common sense,
                               Blue

 

Has anyone seen any good genfic or Larxene anyone recently? It seems like badfics are eating all of them.
 
 
Current Location: The USA
Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: The Bells of Notre Dame-Paul Kandel
 
 
21 May 2009 @ 05:57 pm
OKAY! So, uh, I completely forgot about Lexaeus Love Day this year. *hangs head in shame* I am a bad, bad mod. For those of you who are new to this community, that's this community's official birthday--5/5. We are so monstrously clever over here.

So being the clever sort we all are, I propose a fandom scavenger hunt! Here are fifteen sixteen! things I'd like y'all to dig up and share, if you can find it:

1) A crossover with an anime that isn't Bleach or Inuyasha - found by someidiot!

2) A crossover with Doctor Who and/or Torchwood - found by inxblot!

3) Well-made fan-videos with music from The Who, Nightwish, or Blue Oyster Cult - Nightwish fanvid found by inxblot!

4) Tearjerker drabbles - found by crystalreport!

5) Lexaeus, in character, any length - tunasaladsonnet, Beating Drum Heart!

6) Decently-written OC-centric fics - found by de_yaten! Also, the last lines made me giggle.

7) The most hilariously horrible Sue you can find

8) A fic featuring the somewhat more obscure Disney productions (e.g., The Black Cauldron, Aristocats, Robin Hood, Pete's Dragon, Gargoyles, etc) - found by tunasaladsonnet!

9) Your personal OTP or OT3, well-written or well-drawn, any rating - found by shini02!

10) An excellent cosplay of Riku, Kairi, or Sora - found by burningxblue!

11) Fanart featuring the Disney characters - found by pervertparadox!

12) An action/adventure genfic - found by shoshele04! Another that made me giggle.

13) Slice-of-life, ordinary-day sort of fic, any characters - found by anthraxpretzels!

14) A humor fic that isn't LOL RANDUMZ, which needs more love - found by daisy_the_mage1!

15) Well-written crack pairings (Goofy/Aeris, Kairi/Auron, whatever) - found by dark_puck!

16) A fic featuring Selphie, Tidus, and Wakka - found by crystalreport!

Hop to it! Post your findings in the comments!

(p.s. If you find something else pertaining to the above categories, feel free to post that, too, even if it's already been found!)
 
 
Current Mood: embarrassed
Current Music: Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares
 
 
21 May 2009 @ 04:06 pm
Dear Kingdom Hearts Fandom,

   I don't think you get it. Sora can travel to any world imaginable. So any crossover you can think of is possible. You can cross KH over with The Golden Girls, or Lost (Sora's gummiship crashes onto the island!), or Star Trek. You could make Goofy a fucking Borg drone. You could have Axel land in Gallifrey, where he becomes a Time Lord. You could make Sephiroth the killer from Psycho. What if Demyx was originally a citizen of Bikini Bottom, and he's Spongebob's Nobody, somehow? What if Vexen met Dr. Frank-N-Furter? What if Mrs. Lovett landed in the Hundred Acre Wood, or if Yuna, Rikku and Payne discovered Treasure Planet? What if Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way landed on Destiny Islands instead of Kairi? Anything is possible in the KH universe. And with the Cornetstone of Light, time travel is possible. Hell, you could smash together worlds and see what happens.
   So it kind of bugs me when I only see KH crossed over with a handful of anime series and Sweeney Todd. I know it's fun to cross over two things you like, but it would be nice to see a bit more imagination. 
 
 
14 May 2009 @ 01:11 pm
Dear FF.net,

Let me get this straight. Anti-Sora gets his own character filter, but only seven of the Disney characters get their own too? I admit that there are a lot of Disney characters in the series, but I would at least expect Merlin and the other Princesses of Heart to have them too!
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12 May 2009 @ 01:29 am
Er... question directed towards certain anonymous people participating in the Kingdom Hearts Kink-Meme:

Is Axel/Roxas-Demyx/Zexion-Sora/Riku-Sora/Kairi fluff an actual kink?

Is it even something all that uncommon?

Is it something you would probably be too embarrassed to request non-anonmyously, all "YEAH I WOULD BE EMBARRASSED IF I LIKED FLUFF CUZ IT SUX" jokes aside?

If it is not any of these things....THEN WHY DO YOU INSIST ON SPAMMING THIS AWESOME MEME WITH REQUESTS FOR IT?

So much kinky, weird potential...or at least a potential to proliferate some pairings you don't get to see a lot of...and this is what you come up with?

Just go lurk around fanfic.net if you want unoriginal fluff.  It's not hard to find.
 
 
Current Mood: annoyed
 
 
Since I couldn't remember whether it was on LJ or not, I posted my latest fic oblivion to 0kingdom-hearts and khfanfiction. Aside from several nice, normal, squee-worthy comments, I also received this comment by someone called animejournal2:

I knew you wrote a review about Detective Conan, but you being a KH fan changes everything! You are officially on my "AlwaysthaBestPeopleEva" list (ABPE)! My favorite fan-fiction is Kingdom Hearts fan-fiction.

I'm... not a Detective Conan fan. I didn't even know that fandom existed till now.

I will NOT rise to your gorram idiocy. )

Considering how hard it is for me to keep from tearing my monitor to bits, I'd like it if people could suggest a non-violent way to MAKE THIS GORRAM IDIOT LEAVE. How did this person make it through high-school English with a passing grade?! Have they even TAKEN high-school English yet?!
 
 
26 April 2009 @ 06:00 pm
What. )

 
 
24 April 2009 @ 10:25 am
This may not necessarily be KH specific, but it is unusually common enough in the KH fanfiction realm for me to feel it being worth mentioning. 

Dear Fanfiction Authors: )


*Steps off her soapbox, and kindly refrains from pushing anymore of her holier-than-thou shit down your throats.   Thanks you for reading.*

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23 April 2009 @ 12:13 pm

Dear Fic Writers in this Fandom,

Xion/Kairi/Namine/Olette/your "totally not Sueish" OC would not be enrolled in an all boys school for no reason at all.

Oh wait, there is a reason! So every single guy can lust after her! Makes so much sense!

I just sporked one like this and today I found another. I'm wondering if this is the new craze in fandom DX

Weeping for fandom,

Aria

 
 
 
12 April 2009 @ 09:51 pm
Okay, fanlings, can we talk?




Kairi is not a slut based on the length of her dress!

This is after a conversation with a person on why they don't like Kairi.


Cut for pictures )