| Project: J-ko ( @ 2005-05-12 02:22:00 |
Doujin Script Idea Thing
Greetings all.
Well, here's a story for any artist types who don't have a script. It was once far more personalized for Anime Boston, but it's now generalized for any con. It's also had some personalizations taken out of it, but those aren't anything that will detract from the script, I think.
SPRING IS A TIME FOR...
PANEL ONE:
J-ko is frollicking through a field of flowers and grass straight out of “The Sound of Music”. Maybe there’s a couple little anime faries floating around too. J-ko is practically walking on air. There is a sign shaped like a big arrow that says “THIS WAY TO ANIME CONVENTION”. It looks like J-ko is heading that-a-way.
J-ko – “Tra-la-la! Spring is here!”
PANEL TWO:
J-ko is addressing the reader now.
J-ko – “Greetings once again loyal readers! Hey, guess what time it is? That’s right. It’s Spring! Happy Happy Happy! It’s also the start of the con-season!…kinda.”
PANEL THREE:
J-ko is now standing in front of a map like a weather man. Except there’s no map behind him. It’s a scene of mountain climbers running down the mountain, getting avalanched by a bunch of giant rocks that say ‘DEADLINE’.
J-ko – “As you may remember in last issue, we were pretty much getting clobbered by deadlines. Let’s go to the map.”
Mountain Climber Spam – *running frantically and drawing at the same time* “It’s getting closer! RUN!!!”
Mountain Climber Nikki – *clutching a few pages, and trying to go back to the avalanche, being pulled back by Mountain Climber J-ko* “My pages! MY PAAAAGES!”
Mountain Climber Barry – *trying to go back to the avalanche, being pulled back by Mountain Climber Snack* “My smut! MYYYY SMUUUUT!”
Mountain Climber Snack – “Let it go man! You can draw more porn later!”
Mountain Climber Barry – “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……”
PANEL FOUR:
J-ko has a solemn look on his face.
J-ko - “We never did get Barry’s porn back…”
Voice from off camera – “Porn isn’t smut!”
(PANEL FOUR-A?)
J-ko – “Sure man, we feel your loss too.”
Voice from off camera – “Aw Gad Dammat! *&% *(& ()*& (& *^*&”
J-ko – “As you can see, not everyone has taken it very well.
PANEL FIVE:
J-ko is back to his happy face, and is inviting the reader to join him going down the road to the Anime Convention. The scene behind him is still very “Sound of Music”, and the arrow sign is still there, but with a city skyline on the horizon, and Voltron and Eva Unit 01 on each side of it. However many other anime references you feel like pouring into this panel…go for it!
J-ko – “But now is the time for ANIME CONVENTIONS!”
PANEL SIX:
Nurse Washu is in the background.
J-ko – “Now is the time for healing!”
Washu – “Let’s shake the dew off this lily, shall we?”
PANEL SEVEN:
J-ko is buried up to his neck in Ramune, Pocky, and other various Japanese candy items.
J-ko – “Now is the time for living on sugar and caffiene!”
PANEL EIGHT:
J-ko is standing amongst a legion of cosplaying Yunas, Belldandys, various Schoolgirls, and Witch Hunter Robins…etc
J-ko – “Now is the time for everyone and their dog to cosplay as a Final Fantasy character!”
Rikku A – “Hey! You stole my cosplay idea!”
Rikku B – *pointing at Rikku C “No! I stole HER cosplay idea!”
Rikku C – “Whatta you mean “Her”? I’m a GUY!”
PANEL NINE:
J-ko is walking through the con.
J-ko – “Yes, it’s a glorious time. The fangirls, the cosplay girls, the Karaoke girls, the guest Voice Actresses, the gamer girls, the girls at the rave, the schoolgirls…oh, the schoolgirls, the girls taking pictures, the girls getting their picture taken, the Chinese Ghosts…
Voice from off camera – “The girlfriend you didn’t take to the con?”
J-ko – “Yes! The girlfriend I didn’t take to the…”
PANEL TEN:
This is one of those foreground/background panels. Half of J-ko’s face is visible, or enough to indicate fear/nervousness. Perhaps a sweatdrop or three. He’s looking out of the corner of his eye behind him at “The GF”. “GF” is steaming mad and has a suitcase with a bunch of tags on it like she came from an airport.
J-ko – “…con?”
The GF – “I have something for you, ‘Sweetie’.”
PANEL ELEVEN:
J-ko is already on the ground and getting the beatdown of a lifetime by “The GF” and her suitcase. J-ko is kind of looking like Beetle Bailey after the Sarge is done beating him.
The GF – “You think I didn’t see you oggling that FLCL cosplay skank?!”
J-ko – “But she’s just a friend—OH GOD MY ARM!!!”
The GF – “After I’m done kicking your ass, I’ll kick your ass at Soul Calibur II! Then I’ll kick your ass at DDR! THEN I’m gonna kick your ass AGAIN! And after that I’m gonna…”
Snack - *watching from a distance* “Well…Spring is the season for love.”
Spam - *also watching* “Is that why the heart is there?”
PANEL TWELVE:
Two-shot of Spam and Snack. Both with looks of horror on their faces.
Snack – “Actually…I think that’s HIS heart.”
Spam – “Oh my…”
*Stomp! Stomp! Squish! Sound effects across the bottom of the panel*
If any of you artist types want it, lemme know! I'm also working on a Summer Script, which I should be able to post in the next few days.
See you...out there...
Greetings all.
Well, here's a story for any artist types who don't have a script. It was once far more personalized for Anime Boston, but it's now generalized for any con. It's also had some personalizations taken out of it, but those aren't anything that will detract from the script, I think.
SPRING IS A TIME FOR...
PANEL ONE:
J-ko is frollicking through a field of flowers and grass straight out of “The Sound of Music”. Maybe there’s a couple little anime faries floating around too. J-ko is practically walking on air. There is a sign shaped like a big arrow that says “THIS WAY TO ANIME CONVENTION”. It looks like J-ko is heading that-a-way.
J-ko – “Tra-la-la! Spring is here!”
PANEL TWO:
J-ko is addressing the reader now.
J-ko – “Greetings once again loyal readers! Hey, guess what time it is? That’s right. It’s Spring! Happy Happy Happy! It’s also the start of the con-season!…kinda.”
PANEL THREE:
J-ko is now standing in front of a map like a weather man. Except there’s no map behind him. It’s a scene of mountain climbers running down the mountain, getting avalanched by a bunch of giant rocks that say ‘DEADLINE’.
J-ko – “As you may remember in last issue, we were pretty much getting clobbered by deadlines. Let’s go to the map.”
Mountain Climber Spam – *running frantically and drawing at the same time* “It’s getting closer! RUN!!!”
Mountain Climber Nikki – *clutching a few pages, and trying to go back to the avalanche, being pulled back by Mountain Climber J-ko* “My pages! MY PAAAAGES!”
Mountain Climber Barry – *trying to go back to the avalanche, being pulled back by Mountain Climber Snack* “My smut! MYYYY SMUUUUT!”
Mountain Climber Snack – “Let it go man! You can draw more porn later!”
Mountain Climber Barry – “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……”
PANEL FOUR:
J-ko has a solemn look on his face.
J-ko - “We never did get Barry’s porn back…”
Voice from off camera – “Porn isn’t smut!”
(PANEL FOUR-A?)
J-ko – “Sure man, we feel your loss too.”
Voice from off camera – “Aw Gad Dammat! *&% *(& ()*& (& *^*&”
J-ko – “As you can see, not everyone has taken it very well.
PANEL FIVE:
J-ko is back to his happy face, and is inviting the reader to join him going down the road to the Anime Convention. The scene behind him is still very “Sound of Music”, and the arrow sign is still there, but with a city skyline on the horizon, and Voltron and Eva Unit 01 on each side of it. However many other anime references you feel like pouring into this panel…go for it!
J-ko – “But now is the time for ANIME CONVENTIONS!”
PANEL SIX:
Nurse Washu is in the background.
J-ko – “Now is the time for healing!”
Washu – “Let’s shake the dew off this lily, shall we?”
PANEL SEVEN:
J-ko is buried up to his neck in Ramune, Pocky, and other various Japanese candy items.
J-ko – “Now is the time for living on sugar and caffiene!”
PANEL EIGHT:
J-ko is standing amongst a legion of cosplaying Yunas, Belldandys, various Schoolgirls, and Witch Hunter Robins…etc
J-ko – “Now is the time for everyone and their dog to cosplay as a Final Fantasy character!”
Rikku A – “Hey! You stole my cosplay idea!”
Rikku B – *pointing at Rikku C “No! I stole HER cosplay idea!”
Rikku C – “Whatta you mean “Her”? I’m a GUY!”
PANEL NINE:
J-ko is walking through the con.
J-ko – “Yes, it’s a glorious time. The fangirls, the cosplay girls, the Karaoke girls, the guest Voice Actresses, the gamer girls, the girls at the rave, the schoolgirls…oh, the schoolgirls, the girls taking pictures, the girls getting their picture taken, the Chinese Ghosts…
Voice from off camera – “The girlfriend you didn’t take to the con?”
J-ko – “Yes! The girlfriend I didn’t take to the…”
PANEL TEN:
This is one of those foreground/background panels. Half of J-ko’s face is visible, or enough to indicate fear/nervousness. Perhaps a sweatdrop or three. He’s looking out of the corner of his eye behind him at “The GF”. “GF” is steaming mad and has a suitcase with a bunch of tags on it like she came from an airport.
J-ko – “…con?”
The GF – “I have something for you, ‘Sweetie’.”
PANEL ELEVEN:
J-ko is already on the ground and getting the beatdown of a lifetime by “The GF” and her suitcase. J-ko is kind of looking like Beetle Bailey after the Sarge is done beating him.
The GF – “You think I didn’t see you oggling that FLCL cosplay skank?!”
J-ko – “But she’s just a friend—OH GOD MY ARM!!!”
The GF – “After I’m done kicking your ass, I’ll kick your ass at Soul Calibur II! Then I’ll kick your ass at DDR! THEN I’m gonna kick your ass AGAIN! And after that I’m gonna…”
Snack - *watching from a distance* “Well…Spring is the season for love.”
Spam - *also watching* “Is that why the heart is there?”
PANEL TWELVE:
Two-shot of Spam and Snack. Both with looks of horror on their faces.
Snack – “Actually…I think that’s HIS heart.”
Spam – “Oh my…”
*Stomp! Stomp! Squish! Sound effects across the bottom of the panel*
If any of you artist types want it, lemme know! I'm also working on a Summer Script, which I should be able to post in the next few days.
See you...out there...