*drops a needle*

*watches as it starts to rain really hard*

*steps around giant puddles in the streets*

little people waking up to say
bonjour!
bonjour!
bonjour!

*plays with the fic generator*

*was a real troll*

*choked on a fire hydrant and died*

*makes all the food strawberry flavored, regardless of what it is*

*opens the bar for the evening*

FREE DRINKS!

(btw if you haven't already, check out this post and go crazy)

*stole a pair of everyone's underwear*

*hangs them all from lamp posts*

**Is strolling through KC while writing a new song and failing**

**Has stolen some Chinese food**


**Gawks at passers by with a mouth full of noodles and other yummy food. YES. He's eating nice food and you aren't, mwahahaha**

*goes for a walk through KC, quietly singing a song under her breath*

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did you know that when it snows
my eyes become large and
the light that you shine
can be seen?♫

THE NUMBER IS 5.

1 - Lavi
2 - Yoko
3 - Kiden
4 - Satoshi
5 - Kanda

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GET GOING

*sits on a booth and crosses legs*

Eliade's kissing booth, step right up~ ♥ Everyone needs a little pick me up from a miserable day, right?

*The inhabitants of kc have been breathing in a diluted gullibility potion over the period of almost a month. This potion is most likely laying dormant in their system if they have ever breathed a single breath, so really unless you have someone who doesn't breathe or has been dead for over a month, this potion will affect you. The effects of this potion will make a person believe everything they will hear without question. It has now been activated by a low frequency hum emitted by the radio tower. If you're on hiatus or were on hiatus this will affect your characters still idc.

This city-wide broadcast comes to follow it.*


Ladies and gentlemen of Kakistocrati, I regret to inform that phoenixs are now a bald but endangered species and their feathers will be no longer harvested. This has been a long time ordeal, the vatican admits that any phoenix downs that have been in the city over the past year or so are simply charmed chicken feathers from a local scientist. Considering we have not been receiving any new orders of phoenix down or fake phoenix down in the past few weeks, these charmed feathers are well over their expiration and can be dangerous to your health. The attempted use of one may result in deadly explosions. For safe removal, we suggest flushing all of your phoenix downs down a toilet.

Death is a very dangerous and now permanent part of Kakistocrati. We advise people take safety on a more serious note as there may be people who are more than willing to take advantage of this new situation.


*Another hum emits after the broadcast, deactivating the potion*

*crushes shortcake

*in peoples' pools*

Hungry?

*puts on apron*

*cooks something for everyone*