Current mood:

accomplished

maybe not wank but important anyway
There needs to be a community for outing j-rock fakers.

Lying on the internet about your true identity is an old and tired game. Many of us have come across such people in our lives at least once, especially in the realm of j-rock, where everyone wants to be a gay man in a j-rock band, or a j-rocker in the flesh [think back to the days of yobai, who met Kyo of Dir en grey on AOL Instant Messenger and befriended him, then ended up being discovered by many disgruntled Dir en grey fans who exposed her for the liar she was]. Today brings a new type of fake.

Meet kisakisama, a Portuguese reject with no grasp of the English or Japanese language. Surprising? Not so much.

kisakisama seems to have abandoned the magical land of LiveJournal for the untamed wilds of mixi, a Japanese journaling community, where she has been catching Japanese boys, most of them visual band members, like Pokemon.

Your first thought is more than likely "o ur jelis" but stay with me and read on, dear denizens of this community.

After playing super sleuth, which involved a lot of time and too much coffee, I struck gold!! It turns out that the European heartthrob that has visual boys piddling on the floor like excited puppies is nothing but a fake fake fake fakity faker.

Here is a screen cap of her mixi, and here is a screen cap of the images that she is using and claiming to be of herself.

Here is the actual model's website.

kisakisama isn't above yobai's level either. To be more precise, she's on crystalplumage's level, seeing as both of them posed online as their J-rocker heartthrobs. At one point in time, she created a fake mixi to pose as Sakai Hiroaki from 12012, and then hinted that they were romantically involved. Any person with half a brain and basic knowledge of the Japanese language could tell that "Sakai" was fake fake fakity fake by "his" style of writing, which was oddly similar to her own.

The fans exploded, nasty private messages were sent, and the result was kisakisama crying as her mixi was deleted by the maintainers of the site after she scammed several Japanese out of money, though she did make a new one to continue her seduction of unknowing boys from the Far East.

With kisakisama's artificial good looks, she managed to score many Japanese sugar daddies, and regularly brags about the things she receives from them to her internet friends. She also claims to manage several Japanese bands in Europe, which can be seen here.

She is also a scammer, as can be seen here and here. Of course, as soon as she was outed she deleted the posts. I doubt that kisakisama is being a "good friend" and letting her pal with equally atrocious English borrow her photobucket account to scam people out of money.

THE TRUTH: kisakisama is a fake and she is lying to musicians and fans by pretending to be a model [after previously showing her real images online] and the manager of bands that she cannot communicate with. She is also using photos from Yahoo Japan auctions to try and sell items that she doesn't have for ridiculous prices.

THE ACTION: Avoid at all costs. Or else she will lash you with her Missy-esque English.