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"When Windows Break..."

Created on 2003-08-12 15:43:09 (#1250600), last updated 2005-10-07

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Name:	Johnny Lovers
Website:	our bro: Orlandoluvsme
Membership:	Open
Posting Access:	All Members

About

"Once upon a time, there was an extremely sexy and talented actor named Orlando Bloom-" Snowball is nudged in the ribs hard by Aztec, "..er...named Johnny Depp"

Do you dream of Johnny?
Do you fantasize wildly about getting up close and personal with Johnny? ::purrs::
Does the mere thought of Mr. Depp make you so hot you can't think straight?
Do you wonder if Johnny shows the same enthusiasm in bed as he does for his acting?
Does the thought of him prancing about in a plum dress make him really hot and sexy in your eyes?
Do you hope that Tim Burton will grant a scene depicting a chocolate sauce-covered Johnny in the upcoming remake of Willy Wonka?

If you have answered "yes" to any or all of the above questions, then, by the powers that be, you are obsessed, woman! Or man...whatever. We are well aware that Johnny is just as appealing to men as he is to women. But we stray, so back on topic...and so it is that you BELONG here! This place is for all of us who have been completely, totally, and hopelessly mesmerized by this beautiful man.

» If anything that you want to post isn't exactly PG-13 rated, then please hide the naughty stuff behind an lj-cut, you perve. [We love Johnny Depp perves, so it's all good.]

» If you post more than one picture, it would be nice to also put that behind an lj cut tag [What's that? You don't know what an lj-cut tag is!? Then look no further, friend! Or you can always post asking for help if you've been dropped on your head one too many times as a baby and have no idea what the good people at FAQ are talking about. We don't mind.]

» Fan fics are welcome, naturally, but MUST be behind lj-cuts. [Unless, it's about a paragraph long.] Yes, the lj-cut is your friend. Slash writers are of course both loved and welcome here too, but please specify if your fanfic is slash and do the normal fanfic disclaimers/info thingy that most communities smile upon.

» PLEASE be respectful to fellow Johnny lovers! Or else. As Johnny himself once said, "This is my little circle here....This is my small circle that I'm standing inside. You're welcome to come in there. But if you start f---ing with it, you gotta get out!" We live by that here, so if you are a bitch, we will treat you like one. You will be forced to walk the fated plank. We will maroon you on some godforsaken strip of land [and we don't mean the one that Jack was on]. We'll throw you out in the snow. In short, WE WILL KICK YOU OUT.

» Have fun! [Okay..so that part was a little corny..but who cares!? We're all friends here..right..right!? Yeah, that's what I thought...]

View the claims list.
Members can stake their Johnny claims here.
Please be sure to read the rules before claiming.

Okay, so this part of the community is for all you very talented icon makers out there! Every so often, a batch of icons will be listed for the members to vote upon. The one that receives the most votes will be put up and its maker will be put up here in lights. Sorta. Yeah, it's not much for the "winner", but it does help our community have some sort of variety. And who knows, maybe when we get rich enough or get some connections, we'll start giving out prizes. Whoo hoo!

Current Winner

deppified! Her icon was NOT one from Blow like so many of them were. She turned in her icon late, but because the captain is nice, she let her submit it (actually the only reason she let her turn it in late is because the captain screwed up the ballot and had to re-do it). Soo...::applause::

To enter your icon(s) go here (coming soon) and read the rules. Good luck!

A part of the comm that everyone holds very dear to their hearts. All welcome to join in the RPing, but it is not required. Basically what we do is throw every one of Johnny's past characters into one plot (with a few made-up people of our own) and let them run amock. I warn you, there is plenty of slash and het smut in these rpg's so BEWARE. lmao If you are interested in finding out the rules, or you want to learn how, go read the rules here! This rp group actually seceded from the rest of the comm and they now have their own, brand-new community with a pretty layout, courtesy of

surreal. You can also find some past rp posts on this community too, but for the whole deal...just check out

celebrin_city.
Two new JohnnyLuvsMe rpg's have been created this month for the sake of variety. The first is

1920s_depprpg, a role-playing game that takes place in 1920's New York City, New York, USA, and the second is

jlmblow_rpg, which is more or less our version of the main story of Blow. Interested in joining? Then send an instant message to TheHSpitfire or e-mail her with this completed form:

1.) Your name (or nickname if you'd rather not give out your birth name)
2.) Your lj username (don't worry...only mods will see this)
3.) The name of the character you wish to play (if not taken already and don't forget that original characters or otherwise known as NPC's ARE allowed for these games).
4.) Brief background description of your desired character.
5.) Any experience you've had prior to this in online role-playing and/or links to those character journals or the comm journal itself.
6.) Your time zone and how often you are online.
7.) A sample of YOUR writing as your desired character. If you're going for one of the more complex, more beloved characters, you had better be ready to impress, darling. ^_~

Any questions? Feel free to include those in your entry e-mail! Good luck!

preciousguilt a.k.a. Aztec [Captain of the ship/Crybaby Girl For LIFE]

surreal [formerly crazysweetness] a.k.a. Snowball [Co-cptn. and creator of the ship/Mad Practicer of Orlandoism]

stumphed a.k.a. Joey [First Mate/Resident Johnny Swooner]

Current The Brave header by

stumphed
Userinfo graphics created by

stumphed

[If you are interested in Johnny Depp's partner in crime the equally sexy Orlando Bloom [from 'Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl'] please take a look at our brother community, the "Turner" part of "Sparrow and Turner":

orlandoluvsme.