TITLE: The Survivors
AUTHOR: Tielan
SUMMARY: Waiting for Atlantis to pick them up after a returning goes astray, survival is hard, but dying is harder.
CATEGORY: action-adventure, hurt/comfort
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, making no money, etc.
SPOILERS: Set during Season 5 but with no specific spoilers.
NOTES: A (very late) pinch-hit for kristen999 in the 2008 John&Teyla Thing-A-Thon over at john_teyla_fic.

Teyla woke in twilight with her cheek resting on hard dirt.

Title: One Brief Hour
Author: wojelah
Summary/Description: Written to the prompt: "Established relationship; John's a little uncomfortable with his desire to be dominated sexuality but, now that he and Teyla are in a
committed relationship, he's ready to broach the subject."
Rating: NC-17.
Characters/Pairing: John/Teyla
Spoilers: For the opening of S5.
Warnings: Mild bondage. I mean, really mild.
Recipient: saeva
Notes: I am so late, it is shameful. I can only grovel apologetically. Thank god for omglawdork . Title is from Walt Whitman's One Hour To Madness And Joy

Pinch hit story for the wonderful John/Teyla Thing-a-thon.

Title: Some People Walk in the Rain, Others Just Get Wet
Author: live_brave
Rating: PG
Genre: Gen, humor, friendship
Recipient: muccamukk
Prompt: “Deciding to go undercover was their first mistake...” with John in an unusual outfit and Teyla covered in mud. Well, John ends up getting the mud but they both get pretty wet, and I hope that counts for something.
Summary: In which they go undercover, John learns the value of cultural offerings, and Teyla has a laugh at his expense.
Spoilers: None. This takes place in Season 2, sometime between The Tower and Coup d’Etat. Because it always bothered me that they gave up the “Atlantis has been destroyed” ruse so easily. You’d think they would try to spread the rumor around a little…
A/N: Terribly sorry that this wasn't up earlier. This was the fic that refused to be written....It was going to be much longer, but then it became somewhat sprawling and had to be cut down. There was going to be a kidnapping and many adventures, but those will have to wait for another day. :D


“I’m wearing a coat made from a long-haired, buck-toothed donkey? My day gets better and better.”

I have four people who still haven't handed in their Thing-A-Thon entries.

If you are one of those four people, I would like to hear from you before the end of the month regarding your status.

RECIPIENT: neptune47
TITLE: Elephants in Vancouver
ARTIST: lineart by pentapus, color by ileliberte
DESCRIPTION: The pretty clothes AU?
CHARACTERS: John, Teyla
RATING: G
FILESIZE: Medium?
NOTES: Despite ileliberte's cultural history, this clothing is apparently from a totally different part of India. I've been deceived.

Okay, we're still waiting on 4 delayed stories, and I've sent out 2 pinch-hit assignments.

If you haven't received your request, please be patient. It may take a little longer than expected, but I promise that you will get something by the end of the summer, if I have to make it myself.

I'd like to say now that this has surpassed all my expectations of a Thing-A-Thon. You've all done wonderful work, and it's been a pleasure to go through all the works and see how inventive and creative everyone's been. Thank you so much for your participation!

RECIPIENT: pentapus
TITLE: With Great Power
AUTHOR: greenconverses
SUMMARY/DESCRIPTION: John knew going to Italy for the summer had been a bad idea. You never knew what kind of trouble you were going to get into overseas.
CHARACTERS/PAIRINGS: John and Teyla, with appearances with the rest of the Atlantis cast and some of the SG-1 cast.
RATING: PG-13 for some language
WORDCOUNT: around 3.500
SPOILERS: None.
WARNINGS: None in particular. Crack heavy.
NOTES: My apologies for being so late! I have limited Internet access and I've been very busy at work the last few days, one of the few places I can get access. This fic was partially inspired by all the commercials for the movie Wanted and maybe a little bit of Hellboy and other super secret agent/super hero things I saw in the last few weeks. Thanks to allisnow for the quick beta!

( “You are coming with me,” the woman said, her dark eyes intense. John would’ve thought her very pretty if, you know, she wasn’t trying to kidnap him and he didn’t already have a girlfriend. )

RECIPIENT: wedjatqi
Iconist: Saeva
Summary: Everything happens eventually.
Characters/pairings: All Teyla, John, or John/Teyla, plus baby.
Spoilers: Through 5x01 Search & Rescue (hence the delay, I was waiting for caps).
Warnings: Saaaappppyyy.

Notes (to my recepient): I'm really sorry about the delay and I planned to write little drabbles to go with this but migraines and other health issues got in the way. I hope this pleases and doesn't turn you off doing a second round of this, especially since you were one of the first people to submit. Also, if you give me a desktop dimension I promise I WILL get a wallpaper matching this theme to you but I couldn't figure out a good way to do it without playing "Guess who!" with the desktop size.

( Everything. Happens. Eventually. )

I hope you like!

RECIPIENT: allisnow
TITLE: Wild wild west
ARTIST: ileliberte
SUMMARY/DESCRIPTION: Wild west AU
CHARACTERS: Teyla, John
RATING: G
FILESIZE: 375 kb
SPOILERS: None
WARNINGS: None
NOTES: My recipient was allisnow sorry for the lateness :(
Her prompt was: Teyla in Sheppard's usual role: shooting things, figuring things out, coming up with solutions, being the hero(ine). I hope this fits the bill :)


I kind of made two versions, i thought the sepia fit the subject matter, but the color looked fine too, so, here's both :)
Sepia version
Colored version

Title: Two wallpapers
Author/Artist: ubiquitous_girl
Rating: G
Characters/Pairing: John/Teyla
Spoilers: None really.
Warnings: None
Recipient: yappichick
Notes: Sorry for the lateness, I had a few internet issues. :( I hope you like them! ^.^

Over here @ obsidianlight

My apologies that this is a little late!

Title: Four Things Greater Than All Things Are
Author: live_brave
Genre: Gen, friendship, a little crack
Rating: G
Recipient: gemmi999
Prompt: High school AU
Spoilers: None
Note: This is a little more like crack-fic then I had originally intended, but a certain still (see my lovely icon by lenyia from the episode Outcast ate my brain and this is the result. I blame it entirely on Joe Flanigan.
Summary: John Sheppard has a secret, but it's a little different than what Teyla expected.

"You're not going to tell Rodney and Ronon, are you?"

While most people have been lovely about letting me know they're delayed, there are a handful of people who haven't yet contacted me.

If your line in the Masterlist doesn't have a Thing yet, and doesn't have a "delayed" note on it, then I need to hear from you. I have no problem with lateness, as long as something is going to turn up in the mail!

Also, if you're able to pinch-hit in the next couple of weeks, please let me know in this post. (I'd pinch hit myself, but I'm entrenched in a major project already.)

Thank you!

RECIPIENT: ubiquitous_girl
TITLE: "Broken?"
AUTHOR: Cel / roguish_angel 
SUMMARY/DESCRIPTION: John, Teyla and a broken jumper! Oh, and don't forget John's friend Bill
CHARACTERS/PAIRINGS: John, Teyla (pre-relationship), Rodney, Same, Keller and Ronon AND BILL!
RATING: PG
WORDCOUNT:  1,561 according to MW
SPOILERS: None really? I'd say it's set early Season 4, heading to AU
WARNINGS: Nada
NOTES: I hope you like it! I started out following the prompt but it kind of ended up taking itself somewhere else! A big thanks to awesome Caz for the beta! Also, no idea what's with the funny font!

AUTHOR: everybetty
RECIPIENT: ltcoljsheppard
SUMMARY: A false step lands John and Teyla in a unexpected place.
RATING: Um, hard R? to be safe
WHAT IT IS: Friendship. Sex. Verges on PWP. Set S3ish. Sheyla if you want it to be, UST if that’s how you read it. Shippers and non-shippers will find something to work with in here. Hopefully, a fulfillment of its recipient’s request.
WHAT IT‘S NOT: Angsty. Whumpy (wow, look at me stretch!). To be taken seriously.
WORD COUNT: 3170
SPOILERS/Warnings: None
PROMPT: The title. 

A bit late, but here is the fic for devinem27

Title: Analogue
Author: Rhi
Pairing: John/Teyla
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: [Insert witty comment here] SGA doesn't belong to me
Author's Note: Written for the John-Teyla-Thing-a-Thon for devinem27, who asked for smell, touch, sight, taste. I hope have I done it justice.

It starts like this

Title: Chaff and Grain
Author: tassosss
Recipient: wildcat88
Characters: John, Teyla,
Rating: PG
Words: ~2000
Spoilers: Season 4, set after the finale but unspoiled for season 5
Notes: the prompt was "misunderstanding, dependence, defend, share."  I hope I did it justice.  Thanks go to fryadvocate for a very last minute beta.

Summary:  With the arrival of her son, everything changes for Teyla, and change is never easy.

Recipient: everybetty

Title: Learning Curve
Author: mahoni
Rating: Gen; PG
Characters: John & Teyla; also Rodney, Ronon, Keller
Notes/Spoilers: ~5000 words; general spoilers for season 4. Many thanks to ltlj for the short-notice beta. Prompt: 'Teyla must take care of John in any off Atlantis setting.'

Summary: John and Teyla are stranded in the middle of an off-world ocean. Cold, injuries and rising water are definite issues, but mostly they're just hoping they don't get eaten by squid people before they're rescued.

Posted at my LJ.

Title: That Time of Night (Part Two)
Author:  ruby_caspar
Rating: M
Warnings: Sexual content and adult language.
Pairings/ characters: John/Teyla, Ronon, Rodney, Michael.
Word count: 5,121
Summary: AU - One night at Atlantis Bar something snaps inside John.
Recipient: greenconverses
Notes: Thanks to azure_horizonfor the beta. Make sure you read Part One (posted below) first. 

Title: That Time of Night (Part One)
Author: ruby_caspar
Rating: M
Warnings: Sexual content and adult language.
Pairings/ characters: John/Teyla, Ronon, Rodney, Michael.
Word count: 5,121
Summary: AU - One night at Atlantis Bar something snaps inside John. 
Recipient: greenconverses
Notes: Thanks to azure_horizonfor the beta.