The Weirdok Blog

1. YnaKi - An Eat Bulaga contestant was asked by Joey and Vic: "Ano sa Tagalog ang grasshopper?" Contestant: "Ahmm. .. ..Huling Hapunan?"

2. Idlepsych - It was an ex-PBB housemate (1st batch) who said this: "Big Brother, ginagawa po nila ako laughing stuff!"

3. Myckle Mouse - In Wowowee, the question was: "Kung ang 'sigaw' ay 'shout' sa Inggles, ano naman sa Tagalog ang 'whisper'?" The contestant answered: "Napkin!"

4. Dongster - While watchng the news yesterday about a kid killed by a bulldozer, our maid commented: "Kaya ayoko mag-alaga ng aso eh!"

5. No name - My friend and I were walking up the stairs of our schools new
bldg. She said out of nowhere: "Imagine mo kung di ginawa 'tong bldg, umaakyat tayo sa hangin?"

6. Ker - My cousin at a DRIVE-THRU: "Miss, puwedeng take out?"

7. Loipogi - Nadia Montenegro promoting her movie: "Please watch 'The Life
Story of Julie Vega', opening na po on the twenty-twoth of November."

8. Frederique - In a burger joint I heard a man say: "Miss, isa ngang 'amusing' aloha at saka 'kidney' meal." Server: "Dine in po ba or to go?"
The man answered: "Ayoko ng sago!"
9. No name - I was making cookies at home when I ran out of cookie sheets,
so I called our maid and said: "Manang bili ka nga ng cookie sheet." And she replied: "Ano po, solo o litro?" (coke is it)

10. Marissa - My friend said: "Ang galing 'no, yung Ash Wednesday last year , Miyerkules din pumatak!"

11. Jasmin - A non-Christian vendor selling a Last Supper painting: "Ma'am
bili po kayo ng frame, maganda po ito, 'Hesus and Company.'"

12. No name - While watching "Apollo 13", after she heard the line: " Houston , we have a problem." My ex-girlfriend asked: "Sino si Houston ?"

13. Dukeman - My aunt was going to the US for the 1st time. She told us: "Nagpapabili ang tita niyo ng 'autistic' guitar. Saan ba nakakabili nun?"

14. No name - We were marketing for an org event, when one of my orgmates
wanted to clear the definition of the types of sponsors (Major, Minor,
Patron, etc.) So she asked her grandma: "Lola, anong mas mataas sa Patron?" Her lola replied: "Patron? Eh di Shell!"

15. Ardiepot - Also in a gameshow. Host: "Ano sa Tagalog ang 'teeth'?"
Contestant: "Utong!"

16. Missy Ricat - I once heard an emcee say: "Let's give her a warm of
applause!"

17. Epoy - One classmate in highschool said, "Ang cute naman ng sintas mo,
luminou!" I corrected him and said, "luminous!" Then he replied, "Oo nga
pala, plural!"

18. No name - Barker ng bus: Ah Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao,
Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao!!!" Pasahero: "Boss, Cubao?"

19. Jen - Sa isang gameshow, tinanong ng host: "Anong 'P' ang Tagalog ng
'storey' o 'floor' ng building?" Contestan: "PIP PLOR!"

20. No name - An officemate of ours told us a story about driving alone in
her car: "Alam niyo, pag nag-iisa ako, feeling ko 'wala akong kasama'"

21. Rome - I had a customer on the line who had a password on his account.
I asked for the password but he forgot. I gave him a clue: "It's a 4-digit
number." He answered, "Uhm 'ROCKY'?"

22. Slowbyslow - I overheard a lady place an order at Starbucks: "One cup
of chino please."

23. Eve - An officemate once asked: "Saan sa Quezon City ang Mandaluyong?"

24. Asht - I had a meeting with a friend and I noticed that both of us
were wearing stripes. He suddenly blurted out: "Uy, stripes din! It's the
color of the day!"

25. Ruby - My sister said of our neighbor who was our arch enemy: "Mamatay na sana kapitbahay natin!" I told her not to say that, coz it might bounce back to us. Then she said, "Ah ganun ba yun? In that case, mamatay na sana
tayo!"

26. No name - When I saw that I got a missed call, I said, "Hey, I got a
missed call!" My friend said, "Anong sabi?"

27. Jonalou22 - From the gameshow "The Weakest Link". Host Edu Manzano
asked: "Anong 'T' ang ibinibigay ng konduktor pag nagbayad ka ng pamasahe
sa bus?" Ian Veneracion answered: "TUKLI!"

28. Joeygirl - We were reviewing for an exam and we were already dead
tired. A classmate said, "Hala, brownout!" Pagtingin namin, nakapikit pala
siya.

29. Eliteblood - A call center agent told a foreign customer regarding the
changing of the due date of her credit card: "Ma'am, I already changed
your monthly period."

30. Draco's Biatch - A home economics teacher asked us: "How do you make
wet floor and tow duff?" Translation: "How do you make wheat flour and
tough dough".

32. Loi Pogi - Melanie Marquez: "Ang tatay ko lang ang only living legend
na buhay pa."

tagal na walang update itong blog natin a. buhayin natin!


weirdok family story

yesterday i took the weirdok apprentice to a friend's bday party. yes she loves going to parties even if it's not a kiddie one. magsososhyal lang ba.

she was playing a game with my officemates, question and answer of sorts. you had to think of a very difficult question so that your opponent is not able to answer. ang matira, matalino. syempre fight ang matatanders, bagets ang kalaban nila e!

weirdok apprentice: how many lightbulbs are there in this town?
officemate: *tumbling*

officemate's turn

officemate: how many hairs are on your head?
weirdok apprentice: google!
officemate: huh?
weirdok apprentice: google is the largest number there is!
officemate: *nosebleed*

too bad i did not catch all of the questions as i was too busy watching the buzz.

so today nag email ang officemate ko:

"may email ba si weirdok apprentice? forward ko sa kanya ito hehe.

A googol is the large number 10100, that is, the digit 1 followed by one hundred zeros (in decimal representation). The term was coined in 1920 by nine-year-old Milton Sirotta (1911–1981), nephew of American mathematician Edward Kasner. Kasner popularized the concept in his book Mathematics and the Imagination (1940)."

i thought the story was too funny so i told asdfkl about it. here's what he had to say:

"Wow my daughter's so smart! Pero ako hair ko di na google. Bilhan mo naman ako ng hair treatment"

Pangpa-ganda lang ng araw ninyo. Tee-hee.


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The!

We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it's only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, "I hope you don't mine. Can I get your number?" Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn't give it back? He explained naman na it's so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i'm wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we'll go ouch na rin. Now, we're so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you marriage me?" I'm in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it's four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, "Well, well, well. Look do we hav e here." What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn't want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don't want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, "please, mine you own business!" Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I'm so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He's so supportive. Sabi niya, "Look at is this way. She's our of our lives."

Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we'll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second emotion.

OK seven weird things, right? Here we go.

1. 5 out of the 7 times I wake up in a week, I panic because I can't remember where I am. My first ten seconds after waking up are usually spent remembering where I am and what month and year it is. This happens even when I'm home. It happened this morning and the morning before that. I expect it to happen tomorrow too.

2. I divide my time in quarter-hour intervals. If I'm doing something and I need to shift what I'm doing, or if I need to start doing something, I will only do it at these times: 00:00, 00:15, 00:30, 00:45. Even if I'm finished with the first thing I'm doing, I will still wait for the next quarter hour interval to start doing something else. So if I have to leave my house at 8:00, and I miss that time, the next time I can leave is 8:15... and so on and so forth.

3. I don't like men who can dance.

4. I'm in love with Danny Phantom. I'm falling back in love with Rouroni Kenshin (after spending the last weekend doing re-runs of Samurai X). I have a thing for Snake Eyes because he's so cool and he doesn't talk and he has awesome ninja skills. I develop deep, intense relationships with cartoon characters.

5. I can only eat turkey when it's cold.

6. I can continue my dreams. If I have a nice dream then I wake up, I tell myself to go back to sleep and then continue the dream. And it works.

7. I'm afraid of umbrellas. The idea of the end of one it's spines poking me in the eye scares me. So when it rains, I wear glasses or shades to avoid scary eye accidents with umbrellas.

That was hard. I had a difficult time thinking of seven weird things about me... because really, I don't think I'm that weird :-)

I only post here to the jologs because you know naman I have many of these and it make to my shy.

1. I add/subtract car plate numbers. The letters have to resolve themselves and the numbers side have to do the same. Sample our old car: LRF 800. L=12, R=18, F=6. Therefore, letters are happy because L=R-F. While 800 is just a nice number.

2. I eat my sandwiches so that I do not leave crooked bite marks at any point in the eating process. So for every bite, I actually have to make smaller bites beside it so that the stupid piece of bread is always straight.

3. I share my food. But if there's a piece I've already taken a bite off of, that's considered off limits to everyone, even my own daughter. You have to take a new slice or else I will die.

4. Yes utensils have to match; aside from that if a plate has a print on it, it should be positioned so that it is facing me. Food should also be arranged properly: carbs at bottom, protein on upper right, veggies on upper left side.

5. I am addicted to the scent of detergent soap. I am often tempted to eat them. I have surf calamansi bars in my closet and I spend a good half of our grocery time in the cleaning aids section. Kris buys me lysol and I would consider that a treat.

6. I eat my cake from top to bottom. You dare take from the wrong side, ask Kris what happens.

7. When drying myself after a bath, my towel always has to be like this: with the tag in the lower right corner. That way I know which part to wipe on my face, my arms, legs and butt.



I’m tagging: Kris -> write your own list don't add to mine ha (haha kabado)

gurlygurlracer tagged me though I already did this meme. I'll just post a link, then.

six weird things about me

This is a repost from my multiply :)
Para lang fun and nakapost lahat ng weirdok random facts.
I wanna check who's the weirdest of them all hahahaha

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THE RULES:

Each player starts with 7 random facts about themselves on their Blog. People who are tagged need to blog 7 facts about themselves and post the rules as well. The facts should be things most people don't know about you At the end of their blog list 7 people you are tagging. Let them know that they are tagged by leaving them a comment.


Jill tagged me and I’ve been stressing over this for the past so many hours.
I think I’m super normal, I can’t think of anything to write! I think my habits are normal and boring haha!

Here goes (though I think most of you feel the same way)

1. I hate seeing “foreign” objects in ashtrays. I don’t understand why some people put tissue, toothpick, bones, gum (this is the worst!) in it. It’s called an ASHtray!
2. I have a difficult time (and I hate!!) reading the "traditional" text messages. "Sn k? D2 na ko. Ha3" Cellphones now have longer text capacity so I don’t understand why they have to use shortcuts. Sigh. I recommend using the dictionary when composing text messages, it’s super fun ;-)
Oh, and I totally dislike the “K” reply.
3. I love catsup. Catsup is a food group.
4. There’s this certain way I rub my nose, using the palm of my hand from bottom towards my forehead. I have a line near my nose bridge that’s caused by that. (hirap explain naman)
5. I love domex and I love scrubbing our bathroom floor.
6. My utensils should come from the same set (dapat partners sila!)
7. When I sneeze, I sneeze in threes.

There you go!


I’m tagging:
Leng, Marby, Cheekay, Gen, Paolo G, Tess

wala pang droga to ha:

http://lirioramos.multiply.com/video/item/23

BLOOPERS FROM CALLCENTERS...

Telesalesagent getting the customer's credit card info:
Agent: Can I have your expiration date, sir?
Customer: My what?!!
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Telesales agent giving promo spiels:
Agent: You called at the right time, ma'am. We have a lot of freebies to giveaway, such as free installation, free equipment, and free DVD player. That's agreat offer, di ba?
Customer: huh?!
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Agent verifying info from the customer:
Agent: Is that a P for Ping-Pong?
Customer: No, it's B.
Agent: Oh, B, like Bing-Bong...
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Customer trying to return a defective product:
Customer: I need to return this defective sauna belt that you deliveredyesterday.
Agent: For that concern, you can call our customer service at www.picustomerservice.com <http://www.picustomerservice.com>.
Customer: Call where??!!
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Agent answering a call:
Agent: Thank you for calling Dish Network Department, my name is Vince.....(sees that the number called by customer is for a different client-- a DirecTVdealer).
Customer: So, I called the wrong number then?
Agent: Let me transfer you to DirecTV please dont go.... (puts the customer onhold, and then)... Thank you for calling DirecTV Department, my name isVince...
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Agent wrapping up the sale:
Agent: Our INSTALLATORS will contact you within the next 24 hours to verifyyour installation schedules...
Customer: Uhm... say what, now. Who's gonna call me?
Agent: The INSTALLATORS, sir.
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Agent getting coupon code from customer:
Agent: Can I ask for the coupon code? It's a bunch of letters.
Customers: Like ABCs?
Agent: Yes.
Customer: Ok. ABCDEFG....
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Agent giving the customer service web address:
Agent: It's P- as in Papa, I- as in India, C- as in costume, U- as inyou, S- as in Sam, T- as in Tango, O.... Oscar...V- for Voy...
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Agent wrapping up the sale, trying to give the account info to customer:
Agent: I will now be giving you your account number and order confirmationnumber, do you have a PEN and BALLPEN with you?
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Agent trying to create urgency over the available promotion:
Agent: Are you sure you don't want to take advantage of me?
Customer: Say, what?
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Agent trying to upsell a warranty:
Agent: Here's an example: In California,a plane crashed into a customer's house, their dish was replaced, no questionsasked!
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Agent trying to upsell a TiVo to customer:
Agent: With a TiVo, you can do this and that, and you know, pretty muchanything under the sun. Isn't that a great offer?
Customer: What?
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Agent was asking the customer about the cost of his cable service:
Agent: How much are you paying with your current provider?
Customer: Well, I'm only paying $25.00 (--which is way cheaper than what theagent was offering)
Agent: (Surprised) Shet, magkano??!!
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Agent getting customer's address:
Agent: Can I have your address, please?
Customer: It's twenyfurfif-ysavan newyaorkgh road (2457 New York Road)
Agent: Can you repeat that ulit?
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Agent asking the customer to be put on hold:
Tech Agent: Sir, Can I hold you for just a minute?
Customer: Sure, baby, go ahead!

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Agent verifying correct spelling:
Agent: Is that a B as in boy, or a B as in Bravo?
Customer: ...uhmmm... how about B as in Boy?
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Technical Agent giving customer support:
Agent: Is the ethernet cord connected?
Cust: Tha Hwhut??? (with Alabamaaccent)
Agent: Yung yellow cord kung nakakabit ba!
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Agent from a local phonecompany entertaining a Visayan customer:
Customer: hillo! wala kasi yung bell ng pon namin??
Agent: Hindi naman po ba nabagsak yung phone?
Customer: Hende naman.
Agent: Kailan pa po ito nagsimula?
Customer: Ang alen?
Agent: Na hindi po nagri-ring yung phone?
Customer: Nagre-reng naman ah?!
Agent: Di ba sabi mo walang ring?
Customer: Hende! yong BELL!yong lestahan nong babayaran namin!!
Agent: aahhh... yung BILL?!
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Technical Agent: To helpyou out with your concern, ma'am, let me just pull out my tool here, ok?(referring to a computer program used in call centers to address the customer'sconcerns)
Customer: Pull out your what now?
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Tech Support: Okay, Bob,just type P on your keyboard?
Customer: What? Could you repeat that?
Tech Support: 'P' on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: No way. I'm not going to do that.
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Agent: Sir, that is C for Cubao, Q for Quiapo.....

Customer: What isthat?! I dont understand. I don't want to talk to you.
Agent: Who do you want to talk to?
Customer: I want to talk to the highest person.
Agent: My supervisor is not available as of the moment sir.
Customer: I said, I want to talk to the highest person.
Agent: Ok, you want to talk to the highest person?
Customer: Yes!
Agent: Do you want to talk to God?
Customer: what the f***! I'd rather talk to you.
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Irate Customer: F***k you!
Tech Support: Sir, we're not allowed to say "F***k you!" here...
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Agent: It's C as in CAT.
Customer: what?
Agent: C as in CAT. C-A-T as in meow meow...
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Agent: Thank you for calling us, this is Candy, how may I help you?

Customer: What did you sayyour name was... Mandy?
Agent: No, sir, it's Candy.
Customer: Sorry, i can't hear ya... didja say Mandy?
Agent: It's Candy sir... Candy... as in Storck!
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Agent: Alright, let meverify that... Was that a "G" as in golf?
Customer (with a different accent): NO! That was a "G" as! in GEBRA!(z as in zebra)
Oh, Gebra! like the one in the Goo?!
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Agent: Yeah, sir....hellosir... are you there?
Customer: Yes, sorry. I'm still there.
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Agent: Ok, sir... do u havea PEN and a PENCIL ready?
Customer: What?!!
Agent: Oh, Im sorry, sir... i mean, do u have a PEN and a BALLPEN ready?
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Agent: I'd like to speakwith Billy Thompson please?
Contact: He's not in. Would you like to leave a message in his voicemail?
Agent: Sure, SIGE..
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Tech support: We're goingto perform a check disk to see if your hard drive has errors in it. Please typein C-H-K-D-S-K.
Customer: What is that again?
Tech Support: C-H-K-D-S-K... that is... C as in Charlie... H as inHarley... K as in Karly.. D as in Darley... S as in Sarley... and K as inKarly... got it?

OMG. I forget to tell to all of you our billiard session a few weeks ago!

So Gen and I were playing billiards one Friday night. Only the two of us cuz everyone so important and busy bee all the time (hmp!). But its ok cuz we're have a lot of funs, Gen and I. And many more billiards for us, right? So sometime in the night, two small boys (or mini-men) come to us and ask us to play some pool with them. They try to convince us that they're gonna pay for the time we play with them and that the only reason they ask us to play is cuz they're bored to play to each other.

All of a sudden the waiters, waitresses and Manong Instructor are around us, trying to see if the mini-men were harass us and check to see if we're ok alright. So I say to Gen, let's do it. Let's play with mini-men cuz it's an adventure! And Gen agree -- though not very happy.

So we play about one hour of pool with the mini-men. And when I say mini-men, I mean mini-men. They're pandak and all. Like Hobbits! And one of them try to speak English all the time when he find out that I'm from Makati and we're from UP. What a weird. They look kinda payat with bad skin. And their company make me feel like I'm worth it to be called Jologs!

All the time we're playing, Manong Instructor was hanging around our table and giving the boyz bad stare! Like he was a daddy and he want to make sure that Gen and me are ok. So sweet! Almost make up for my bastard father who don't care if I'm ok! Haha! J/O!

What a fun!

Happy birdie to my ex lives in partner! Woohoo!

This is super retro. But I would just like to remind us all of the letter that started it all, ang idol nina oscar lorenzo and monina, etc.

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Actual letter found in a bar in Malate:
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To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I'm thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks and always calling to their house what time he go home or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met you iether in school or in his family andthen asking you to exercise you're very, very, very fat body but you hate it you thoughth you're the most prettiest girls he know about what do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Mari Chan even you are beautiful face(to your think) you do not have the rigth to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names before iether in front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, ! but if you start already to calling me different name, I'm don't have any other choice but to called you other different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED,OVERWIGHT AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I'm am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.
FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.
Ps. You say that I'm the bad breathe But who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me.

Put your mp3 player on shuffle and, based on the songs that will be playing, answer the following questions:

1) what’s the best place to be? Kokomo – Beach Boys
2) What kind of person are you? One note samba – astrud gilberto
3) What do you look for in a partner? Holiday – weezer
4) Best line you’ve ever heard someone use on you? If you forget me – Pablo neruda
(If you stop loving me little by little, then little by little I will stop loving you)
5) Best line you’ve ever used on someone? The next step you’ll take – club 8 (I’m not the one who’ll wait for the next step you will take)
6) What makes you angry? Gypsy – Suzanne vega
7) What’s do you wish for most in the world? Kung wala ka – hale
8) What do you look for in a partner? Sex-o-matic venus freak – macy gray
9) Best dramatic situation you’d like to get involved in? stay – lisa loeb
10) If your life were a song, this would be it: Fallen – Lauren Wood
11) If you could teach your heart something, it would be: Everything You Want – Vertical Horizon
12) When someone broke your heart, you thought: Your Body is A Wonderland – John Meyer
13) When you were playing with someone’s heart, you thought: Feeling the Night - Kaskade
14) Will you ever get married? Breathless – Corinne Bailey Rae
15) You’d like to be a bit: More today than Yesterday - goldfinger
16) What you wish you’d see when you get home: Kiss Kiss Kiss – Ananda Project
17) a lie you’ve told someone recently: The Sweet Esacape – Gwen Stefani
18) for you, life is about: Your Love is Mine – Corinne Bailey rae

19) when in denial, you tend to: Flying Away - Moony
20) you think of your friends as: Kung OK Lang Sa’yo – True Faith
21) your friends think of you as: Didn’t Know I Was Looking for Love - EBTG
22) you think of your partner as: Love Generation – Bob Sinclair
23) when you’re alone, you like: Rock, Baby, Rock - Kala
24) happiness is: Sunday Mondays – Vanessa Paradis
25) loneliness is: Right Thurr - Chingy
26) cheating on someone means: four squares – Adam johnson
27) being cheated on means: glorybox - portishead
28) what are you waiting for? Ghost – indigo girls
29) Why do you say no? Been it – cardigans
30) If you weren’t here now, you’d: be quiet and drive (far away) - deftones

gurlygurlracer, check them out:

You Date Like a Man

According to studies on dating, you date like a man. You date casually and frequently, getting serious with select people over time. Physical attraction and chemistry is very important to you. And if there's nothing more than a physical connection, that's okay with you (at least for a while). You are definitely looking for love, but you are in no rush to find it. You figure love will eventually come your way, and you're not going to live like a monk while you're waiting!

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You Are From Mercury

You are talkative, clever, and knowledgeable - and it shows. You probably never leave home without your cell phone! You're witty, expressive, and aware of everything going on around you. You love learning, playing, and taking in all of what life has to offer. Be careful not to talk your friends' ears off, and temper your need to know everything.

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You Are 51% Sexy

Your Sex Appeal Is: High You're quite sexy, and you're probably at least partially aware of your powers. Don't let your self doubt ever get the best of you. You're even more attractive than you know.

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Your Seduction Style: Prized Object

The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get. You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them. The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase. You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away. You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance. Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't! You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors. Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor. You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for.

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i'm liking to ask for your recipe of the rum cake again. cuz i'm in a baking frenzy and i crave and crave for delicious rum cake. to my reminds, they don't have tanduay here gads. but still i want rum cake. please post recipe here. fleas?

4. GOTO QUEEN

Because of recent visitations to the Hap Chan with Weirdoks, I begin to crave to lugaw everyday (oh sorry, CONGEE). So I decide to make my own lugaw to the other day, and WOW, it taste delicious huh!!! Problems to that is, I cook like 4 cup of rice, so gads now I eat goto like everyday huhuhu. Lugaw Lady is that you.

Shits it been long time to my blog huh!!! I GUESS!!!!! Gosh it like I'm virgin to the LJ again, forgets the username and all that... shame to the firewall in the office grrrrr.

I'm in Lirio's Hypermom house today with my daddy (not boylet huh, because if its boylet then i call them daddyo instead right? just daddy in this time). I'm just singit to the internet because my father like adik-adik to the Yahoo game Bookworm and get constipated if can't play long time. So I'm excite to read 4 month worth of blogs in the past!!! But first, my update:


1. A STRANGE MAN FELT ME UP.

Waaaaaaaaah! Likes to think I'm winner and evruhthang right??? But the truth to it is that his my gyne. First time to the boy gyne is kind a weird eventhough his bading right, but I'm amaze when we talk he know more about my pipi/pekers/pitimini whatever much better. And his nice and evruhthang huh. But then we gets down to the business...

"Doc? Teka, ano po iyan? Tekatekatekateka...."
*tsug*
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOC!!!"

All I say is:
- men (even to the badings) don't have finesse EVER.
- men (even to the badings) have BIG finger.

Okay okay that too much informations...


2. LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE.

I now love waking to the morning! It all because I'm start to park my car to my street instead of our garage ('cause can't take the hassles of neighbors wake me up at 6am to move the auto inside the garage). In the mornings when I go to the work, I walk down the street to my car, and who do I see, but Kidlat de Guia or Kawayan de Guia! "Hi! Hi!!! HI!!!!!!" Complete with waving like I did in the Neil Gaiman signing. Also saw Soundofagun this week in the street (pretty weird coz he live in The Fort now); suffice to saying I'm late for meeting that morning. Even V, the little college boy cousin of Soundofagun, start to look cuter in the morning too. "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"

So now I'm end up going to the office in short shorts, tube top, see-through fabric, mini skirt, or other wise plunge in neckline.

It only laos when I'm in the car already and the engine refuse to start gardemmit.


3. LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY

But of course, mornings in QC is not same without neighborhood maids chika. Overhear one morning:

GIRL 1 (AANGA-ANGA): So paano ko sasagutin to?
GIRL 2 (KNOW-IT-ALL): Sulat mo "teynks for your letter. Email bock when you have time. Email BACK when you have time. Hindi. Email back WHEN YOU GOT A FREE TIME. Yun."

To my thinks they're also the characters to the "Confeerm" legend in the elevator huh.

Yo yo yo, check it out! To my thinks this parking space is for the weirdoks.


http://paolomanalo.livejournal.com/305495.html


J.A.P.A.N. and P.A.S.I.G. to you all.

Why no one blog to here?

I miss you all.

Tess! Is internet go to your country now? Do post immediately after you're internet is install.

Ayie asked to me if you use Petromax there :p

Gen, why you ignore to my text?

Yehey to Newly Wedding couple!

I'm post other pics at:

http://gurlygurlracer.multiply.com/photos/album/37 < -- (some pics only)

but all pics are:

http://www.imagestation.com/album/pictures.html?id=2096811734

How's everyone?
How was get together last night? Huhu I sad I miss it :(