Na..... ([info]underknight) wrote in [info]jaeho_detox,
@ 2008-04-01 05:22:00
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Author : [info]underknight

Title : No One Jae ! No One But Me !!!

Rating : PG-15

Disclaimer : Yeah! I own Jaeho and they are making steam hot sex in my bed! , Haahhh, that will never happen dude! Get real~

Genre : Romance, Crack

Length : One Shot

Summary : Jaejoong bought a new perfume for the next TVXQ feat Se7en MV. Hahh… To think that everything’s back to the little bottle, isn’t it troublesome?

Author note : Hahaha, Actually, I was kinda trying to do some real lemon, but guess what? *What?* I couldn’t do it without the crack XD

Special note : Huwahhh… I am sorry if this is completely different from your mind :___; My fingers undo me…..



If only stares can kill…

…Jung Yunho would be totally out of character right now with his bouncing body and unexplainable happiness. Through to the light layer glowed by the lamp, he glared angrily at the flushed Jaejoong as he made the most delectable noises. Normally he wouldn’t mind hearing his whimpers and whispers “Stop…not here…”

However, this was an outcast different case. The person leaning over for Kim Jaejoong and molesting and teasing the raven wasn’t his, but rather an useless good-for-nothing-international singer named Choi Dongwook, who was smirking evilly at the squirming Jaejoong. Yunho growled. No one, no one gets to touch Jaejoong like that but him.

The hell with raising TVXQ’s name higher! He already did that yesterday with the sexy-for-nothing model, Lee Hyori. They were filming a new video which captured with the blossoming flowers flying around them. Lets think about it…
THAT thing, that disgusting useless shot, was nothing compared what he was seeing at the moment. His Kim Jaejoong, the main vocal of TVXQ, was making out with that damn SE7EN!

Screw all of this! What is the advantage of having that damn bastard making out with my boyfriend have to do with us being famous?!!. however, due to the sudden change of voice, his thought was interrupted before he was getting to the part of killing fans.

Yunho tensed at the sound of Jaejoong’s voice.

”Stop it, hy-hyung…stop…that feels weird…”

*Twitched* *Twitched*

“Nngh…” Jaejoong slapped a hand over his mouth to muffle the sounds.

But Se7en continued moving his hands. Huh… Get real, who wouldn’t want Jaejoong in his hands ne?

Suddenly Jaejoong let out a particularly loud muffle and Se7en brought his head and hand back from the sharp tongue singer, smirking. Leaving Jaejoong breathless and let out a relieved sigh. Suddenly he caught the look Yunho was giving him. One of complete anger and jealousy.

“uh…hi?” Jaejoong said dumbly.

Nevertheless, Yunho didn’t reply, instead he walked over to his-oh-so-called-boyfriend. Jaejoong blinked up at the scowling Jung, who quickly, lifted him up and slammed him hard upon the corner, exposing the skin that caught Doongwook’s attentions.

“Yun-Yunho wha-” But the rest was dragged out into a gasp as Yunho placed his lips on Jaejoong’s creamy neck’s skin, sucking gently.

Oh by the way, isn’t a minute ago there are so many crowded? Where the hell did they go dudes?!

“Oh. Ohhh…” Jaejooong moaned like he finally understood something. Yunho’s tongue was soft, wet, rough, and very very skillful. He teased the slit, dragging it across the top before moving to the side of the shoulder. His hands were at Jaejoong’s waist preventing him from falling down. Jaejoong whimpered and mewled at the hot sensation.

“Yu-Yunn…Oohhh..” Jaejoong sighed, his head dizzy with pleasure. Yunho’s motion was killing him slowly. What brought this at the first place anyway?

Yunho smirked; no one else could make Jaejoong sound like that. He watched as his Boo slowly closed his eyes, completely immersing himself in the pleasure.

As Jaejoong grunted and groaned, Yunho was mentally rubbing the moment in his damn rival’s face. No one, no one but him got his Jaejoong as aroused as this.

Suddenly Yunho felt Jaejoong lips purging his ear. Oh Oh.. It’s not just the
Jung who is damn aroused…

“O-oh god…” Jaejoong choked out, as he saw a burst of white light while Yunho’s tongue worked its magic inside Jaejoong’s warmth craven.

Yunho pulled back licking his lips and smirking sexily.

He pulled the exhausted Jaejoong to him. Who ever said kissing-without-benefits will be good for our health?

“Yun-Yunho?”

“No one, No one but me, gets you to kiss like that, understand?”
Unable to speak, Jaejoong nodded numbly.

But when the clumsy-innocent raven finally gained his breath, he asked again.

“But, Yunho, You were the first person that got me to kiss like that.”
Yunho raised an eyebrow. “Don’t lie, Boo. I saw what just happened between you and that bastard.”

It was Jaejoong’s turn to look confused. “What are you talking about? Hyung was just sniffing my new perfume which you bought last week.” Jaejoong pulled a face. “I hate being sniffed ( A/N:Who wouldn’t Jae? You think we are dogs? XD ).”

Yunho looked at Jaejoong blankly. “…sniffing you…”

Jaejoong nodded, looking at Yunho’s expression curiously. “…Yeah.”
Suddenly he felt Yunho sniffed and drew ghost over his neck. He squirmed.
The air moved quickly causing an uncomfortable sensation to run through him. Jaejoong whimpered.

“Yunho…stop … sniffing at me…” Jaejoong whined as he shifted again.
Finally Yunho paused to wrap his arms around Jaejoong and breathed in his scent.

“No one…no one gets to breath on you but me, got it, BOO?”

Jaejoong grumbled. “Yeah…Yeah…possessive bastard…”



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[info]emeraud_hero
2008-03-31 10:35 pm UTC (link)
BWAHAHHAHA! but isn't weird that jaejoong let se7en sniff him?

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 09:52 pm UTC (link)
Errr~ Maybe Se7en was a pushover too? ^.:

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[info]iaminlalaland
2008-03-31 10:45 pm UTC (link)
may be next time Jae Joong can spray some on his wrist and show it off that way instead!! lol

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Yeah 0.0 Hehhee I He is to dumb! *Smack*

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[info]jongjin_jaeho
2008-03-31 10:55 pm UTC (link)
xD
Yunho you possessive fool

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 09:55 pm UTC (link)
^.^ He will always beee~

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[info]kattan69
2008-03-31 11:02 pm UTC (link)
This is so funny. I really like possessive Yunho and the crazy actions he do to Jae. And of course the way you wrote it just to tease us enough to give us wild thoughts. I love it!

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Thank you for liking it~! ^-^ Hhahhaa, Yunho is one crazy husband ne?

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[info]peaches00a
2008-03-31 11:29 pm UTC (link)
I love Yunho!!! I can't say it enough times....I love Yunho!! HEHE LOL
Such a protective boyfriend.

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:11 pm UTC (link)
And I love you! ^.^Hhaha, wouldn't it called possesive?~

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[info]jgal16
2008-03-31 11:48 pm UTC (link)
Possessive Yunho is always the best!

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:12 pm UTC (link)
LOL! Agreed!

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[info]asianmusiclove
2008-04-01 12:39 am UTC (link)
hahah, I love posessive! yunho.^^
*gives cookies*

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:12 pm UTC (link)
*Takes Cookies* Hhaa, yes! Always the best!

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[info]moonbin_is_love
2008-04-01 01:34 am UTC (link)
yunho a possesive love fool
XDXDXDXD

but i always love it!<3
who wouldnt be possesive when they have jaejoong as their boyfriend ne?
XDXDXD

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:13 pm UTC (link)
I love your icon~

Yes indeed! Who will not be possesive when they had Jae wrapped in his hands?

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[info]moon1084
2008-04-01 01:39 am UTC (link)
hahahahaha! ohmyjaeho! crack up readers mission accomplished

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:14 pm UTC (link)
Sire~ Mission accomplished~ Can I get back? ^.^ XD

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(no subject) - [info]moon1084, 2008-04-02 12:49 am UTC

[info]yummyfruit
2008-04-01 01:40 am UTC (link)
i seriously LOVE the last line.
that is...
what jae probably thinks!! lol.

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:15 pm UTC (link)
Of course~ Last line should be climax~

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[info]sisca_tvxq
2008-04-01 01:50 am UTC (link)
LOL the sniffing thing is really random ^^
and yunho is so possesive ! love it <333

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:16 pm UTC (link)
hhahah~ Every men will be dogs for Jaejoong~

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[info]ahsing
2008-04-01 05:02 am UTC (link)
I LOVE your Yunho! He is so possesive and straight forward.

I also LOVE your Jaejoong he is so cute! ^_^

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:18 pm UTC (link)
I LOVE them~ Hahhaha! Thanks for reading ne?

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(no subject) - [info]ahsing, 2008-04-02 01:22 am UTC

[info]alisya22
2008-04-01 06:15 am UTC (link)
HHehehe..I was curious as of what is Seven doing to Jae.
Possessive Yunho is just love.
Crack..really I love crack and I need this today.As I have been feeling down.
Right o...Great work.*Bear hugs author

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:19 pm UTC (link)
Thank you *Burst in tears*

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[info]arakasu
2008-04-01 08:18 am UTC (link)
All the dudes are dead being zapped by me ^^ *gets whacked*

The perfume must be REALLY nice...since all of them are sniffing Jae ^^

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:20 pm UTC (link)
Yes~ The perfume must be really really nice~

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[info]asuka2507
2008-04-01 08:28 am UTC (link)
spot *saves* hihi^^ im saving this for later ne~

brb~ hmmmm it wont take that long i guess...

*crossfingers*

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[info]asuka2507
2008-04-01 02:01 pm UTC (link)
my laptop hates me *it wont post even if i tried* *pouts* but love it dearie... sorry this isnt that long ... cos im in need of sleep... i didnt get enuf sleep last nite and my brain was gonna explode if i dont sleep now... huhuh... nite darling~

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(no subject) - [info]underknight, 2008-04-01 10:21 pm UTC

[info]gurlnextdoor_21
2008-04-01 08:35 am UTC (link)
LOL yunho sure is one possesive guy XD

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:25 pm UTC (link)
XDXDXD Yeah!

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[info]chloe1910
2008-04-01 10:17 am UTC (link)
bwhahaha...so Se7en was just sniffling Jae out? I bet he was enjoying himself too...bwhaha...but it feels weird to let someone sniffle you up?
aish, Yunho, Yunho, you are one possessive lover... but I wouldn't want to change that in you...

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:25 pm UTC (link)
I wouldn't want it to be different either~

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[info]a_azarine
2008-04-01 10:47 am UTC (link)
i don't blame yunho for being suspicious. there's something fishy about jae's and se7en's lines xp i wonder how exactly that hyung sniffed him, coz i think he kinda moaned here.. -that “Nngh…” line-

♥~!

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:27 pm UTC (link)
He sniffed Jaejoong right on the ear~

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[info]ara_niey
2008-04-01 11:32 am UTC (link)
possessive indeed~*smirk*

jealous!yunnie never failed to amuse me..keke~



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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Hrrr... XDXDXD *Grin*

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[info]steffiluvlife
2008-04-01 12:17 pm UTC (link)
possesive!yunnie is like the best! to get to see lovely!yunjae!

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Hhahahah! They are always cute and loveable ?

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[info]lil_maryj
2008-04-01 12:37 pm UTC (link)
YAY! possessive yunho agen! ahahahah... getting jealous over the wrong thing. he doesnt let anything get passed when it comes to his BOO LOL.
~Jaejoong grumbled. “Yeah…Yeah…possessive bastard…”~ i like how they can still playfuilly insult each other like that.
i wonder how jae's perfum smelled like??? ahahaha..

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:29 pm UTC (link)
Jaejoong's perfume? Honestly I don't know either _ O.O

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[info]moon0319
2008-04-01 01:12 pm UTC (link)
hahaha.. I love how Yunho is being jealous and possesive without being overboard, it showed how much he loves Jae..

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Yes Yes~ But again, who doesn't like Joongie ah?

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[info]joongieforeva
2008-04-01 01:28 pm UTC (link)
i just love your fics
i almost off the com and do my homework but............when i scroll jaeho detox for one last time
i saw your name....
do you know how excited i was?
god one shot
hope you continue more ficcy
note: i love this kind of genre fic
especially cute one

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Yah! Be a good student~ XDXDXXDDDD

Thank you! You love cutie? I love cutie too~

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(no subject) - [info]joongieforeva, 2008-04-02 03:18 pm UTC

[info]applepieprinces
2008-04-01 01:32 pm UTC (link)
hahaha possessive bastard.. he is!!! HOOORAY FOR YUNHO<3333

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Hooray for you!

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[info]oroseangela
2008-04-01 01:36 pm UTC (link)
wahhhh...
sniffing????
bwahahahaha!!!!
something that inpredictable...
~^^

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[info]underknight
2008-04-01 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Jaejoong is unpredictable~

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