ダニ ([info]deadwinglullaby) wrote in [info]its_a_fake,
@ 2007-07-18 19:05:00
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Brilliant idea...?
So who here wants to join the suicide pact/cult?

IF THE FAKE TURNS OUT TO BE NOT FAKE, WE CAN ALL PACT TOGETHER AND THREATEN TO SUICIDE IN FRONT OF J.K'S HOUSE, -UNLESS- SHE AGREES TO RE-WRITE THE BOOK AND PLEASE US ALL.

UNTIL THEN, WE WILL HAPPILY FLING OURSELVES INTO HER HOUSE AND BEGIN SLAUGHTERING ONE ANOTHER FOR HER TO SEE.

COULD SHE POSSIBLY HANDLE THE SUICIDES OF HER BELOVED FANS?

Y/Y?

<_<

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[info]smartmilk
2007-07-18 09:39 am UTC (link)
Lol wth XD

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[info]deadwinglullaby
2007-07-18 09:40 am UTC (link)
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THE CAUSE ;)

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[info]smartmilk
2007-07-18 09:41 am UTC (link)
I don't want to hurt my precious skin ahah

But I swear I'll make a Albus Severus voodoo doll and pin it everyday till i die XD

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[info]petit_tresor
2007-07-18 09:45 am UTC (link)
IAWTC to the MAX! Haha :)

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[info]sketchglitch
2007-07-18 09:40 am UTC (link)
I'M IN YAY. *laughs*

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[info]deadwinglullaby
2007-07-18 09:40 am UTC (link)
IAWTC <333 TILL THE END!

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[info]wish_meluck
2007-07-18 09:42 am UTC (link)
I'm not in.

I need to publish a book before I die. D:

So sorry.

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[info]deadwinglullaby
2007-07-18 09:44 am UTC (link)
I ASK YOU TO RECONSIDER THIS.

THIS IS FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD.

ALBUS SEVERUS CANNOT BE REAL AND CANNOT BE PUBLISHED.

FIGHT FOR THE CAUSE!

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[info]wish_meluck
2007-07-18 09:46 am UTC (link)
It depends on how fucked up the rest of the book is.

I find that it is the journey, not the ending.

But if the book is shit + epilouge, I'm in.

I'm already in the UK as it is.

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[info]smartmilk
2007-07-18 09:44 am UTC (link)
Please, publish a new DH book if that leak is real :)

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[info]wish_meluck
2007-07-18 09:47 am UTC (link)
Hahaha, at the rate I'd write it'd be out by the end of the century.

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[info]smartmilk
2007-07-18 09:48 am UTC (link)
That's ok I'll make horcruxes :)

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[info]wish_meluck
2007-07-18 10:01 am UTC (link)
I'll probably have to make some, as well.

Maybe I should have someone write it with me?

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[info]jaeislemonpie
2007-07-18 09:43 am UTC (link)
I say we fling her at the house.

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[info]deadwinglullaby
2007-07-18 09:45 am UTC (link)
LOL THIS WILL BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION.

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[info]jaeislemonpie
2007-07-18 09:57 am UTC (link)
If this is the book,then she doesn't care about us at all.

So have to fling her xD

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[info]readbyk
2007-07-18 09:46 am UTC (link)
This plan is foolproof!

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[info]petit_tresor
2007-07-18 09:46 am UTC (link)
OMFG, icon love!

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[info]readbyk
2007-07-18 09:48 am UTC (link)
Hehehe. Thank you-I think it's a fitting monument to two characters who absolutely deserve each other. ;)

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[info]lunaaddictus
2007-07-18 09:56 am UTC (link)
ZOMFG. ICON LOVE!11111111

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[info]readbyk
2007-07-18 10:09 am UTC (link)
:D

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[info]fairness
2007-07-18 09:47 am UTC (link)
I AM SO IN, BABY.

WE ALL HAVE TO WEAR ASS SHIRTS THOUGH.

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[info]smartmilk
2007-07-18 09:49 am UTC (link)
Lmfao yeah

like 'I ship ass because sl is dead'

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[info]meamcat
2007-07-18 09:50 am UTC (link)
Me, bb! I got the poisoned kool-aid ready.
It is so hard being a Potter fan, LET ME TELL YOU INTERNETS

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[info]smartmilk
2007-07-18 09:52 am UTC (link)
Lollz XD

Don't you guys think the whole midnight party thing on the 20/21st is going to be rubbish?

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[info]meamcat
2007-07-18 09:55 am UTC (link)
My chances of going are slim, due to my friends having work and me already ordering it from Amazon. ILU UPS.

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[info]ora_sama
2007-07-18 10:19 am UTC (link)
Well I know I'm in, since I was already considering finding the nearest beam with which to hang myself from if it turned out to be real anyway 8D;

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[info]deadwinglullaby
2007-07-18 10:23 am UTC (link)
LMAO. See how distraught this makes us? >_> Yeah...being an obsessive fan has its downsides. :/

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[info]ora_sama
2007-07-18 11:14 am UTC (link)
*Knotting and looping noose* I don't know what you're talking about.

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-18 10:19 am UTC (link)
Sorry guys) Rowling never allowed herself 2be led by fans and their theories(((
Nothing will help even collective suicide of all disagreeing fans.
So if its real version (which I think is, even if I hate it) we just cant make it right...and I think, after 21th, many of us who read this leak as REAL already will turn to say its not that bad etc...
but i will never forgive her for murdering poor Sev in such a disgraceful way. For a such talented wizard as he always was.

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[info]teaorcoffee
2007-07-18 01:24 pm UTC (link)
FUCK YOU ANONYMOOSE!!!

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[info]rei_a_yuy
2007-07-18 11:13 am UTC (link)
NOT SUICIDE BUT I WILL HOOK A PIPE INTO THE CAR AND THREATEN IT SO I CAN GET IN THE LOCAL PAPER.

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[info]teaorcoffee
2007-07-18 01:22 pm UTC (link)
I'm in. With a gallon of gasoline and some matches.

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[info]deadwinglullaby
2007-07-18 01:27 pm UTC (link)
FOR SURE. I'LL DEF GO ALL EMO AND BRIDE OUT THE KNIFE. :'(

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[info]deadwinglullaby
2007-07-18 01:27 pm UTC (link)
....BRING >_>

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-18 01:42 pm UTC (link)
AHAHAHA I AGREE WITH YOU SHADOW YOU EMO! (OR SHOULD I SAY IAWTC) =] Wait I shouldnt be smiling....this ending sucks,....

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[info]just_discover
2007-07-18 03:02 pm UTC (link)
Im eating my hat, i think thats enough :P

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[info]ericmushroom
2007-07-18 11:43 pm UTC (link)
That is the furthest thing possible from a good idea.

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[info]logansrogue
2007-07-19 03:44 pm UTC (link)
Don't be so fucking stupid.

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[info]deadwinglullaby
2007-07-19 03:50 pm UTC (link)
Learn to take a fucking joke?

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[info]logansrogue
2007-07-19 04:35 pm UTC (link)
I can take a joke. Do you realise what hell you're creating for the rest of the people who ship H/Hr? Do you know who takes the brunt of your 'jokes'? Normal people who don't joke about suicide just because a book doesn't meet their expectations.

Because of your batshittery, I'm going to have to put in a whole shitload of work into barricading harryhermione that I wouldn't have had to if you'd kept your head and not made stupid jokes like that. It's only a freaking book, for God's sakes.

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[info]deadwinglullaby
2007-07-19 04:41 pm UTC (link)
I hope you know, I am a huge shipper for H/HR.

I am totally against R/HR..I don't like it. And I clearly don't see how us all joking around, has anything to do with H/HR in the first place? If you could enlighten me, that'd be great.

But yes, I'm pretty sure everyone here, excluding you and another, knew this was a joke and just for fun and stupidity. COZ HP IS SRS BUSINESS.

But yeah, feel more than welcome to enlighten me on your 'assumptions'.

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[info]logansrogue
2007-07-20 02:11 am UTC (link)
It's gotten attention at fandom_wank and people are chuckling at you and calling you a crazy Harmoanian.

I'm sorry I went nuts and swore at you. I just didn't think the joke was particularly funny. It's just like that other crazy joke of people sending pumpkins to Jo with knives stuck in them. It's batshit.

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[info]deadwinglullaby
2007-07-20 04:57 am UTC (link)
lol I actually thought it was amusing...

Wow I made fandom_wank? LMAO...that's awesome. Although I just checked, and it says the place is banned?

But seriously, people are just devastated by the shittiness of the epilogue and feel let down, so people do things like I have to let it out. I wouldn't put it past them, just ignore it if you don't like it?

We're all not trying to hurt other people intentionally, we're just having our lolz.

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[info]logansrogue
2007-07-20 06:30 am UTC (link)
Oh, I'm laughing at a lot of stuff. I just prefer things to not get creepy, that's all.

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