[at first the video is just black and then an announcer is heard "Deadman Wonderland's newest attraction, Carnival Corpse, is showing again today! In one corner is newcomer Ganta Igarashi aka Woodpecker and in the other the bird with lightening speed, Minatsuki Takami-Humming bird! There is the sound of cheering and then Minatsuki's voice cuts in]

I'm sorry, but the whole virgin knight thing is fucking disgusting.

[there's a sound of something moving very fast, a cry of pain and then the shocked voice a of a young boy]

I-it can't...you've been lying to me...

That face! I'm gonna cum! It's the same face my daddy made when he died~! I'm a shitty liar that trusts no one!

[The announcer is heard again "And Hummingbird's hairwhip is too fast for Woodpecker!" The sounds of the fight continue, with laughter from Minatsuki and cries of pain from what must be Ganta. And then suddenly, another voice is heard further off then Minatsuki and Ganta]

Gantaaaa! What the hell do you think you're doing...To my sister?!

Y-Yoh-kun!

Oniichan...

["What's this? An interesting turn of events! An intruder has entered the battle field who seems to know both fighters!" And Yoh's voice is heard again, deeply serious]

So this is how you killed our father, Minatsuki? I’ve been troubled by this for a while... no matter what kind of person you are, I'll use whatever means to protect you.

[silence and then a scream from Minatsuki]

I can't take it anymore! This is the most XXX kind of mood!

[the sound of a scuffle and then an announcers voice is heard "“Hummingbird has taken the new arrival as a human shield! What will Woodpecker do?!"]

( [and then the video begins to play] )

((ooc: both Minatsuki and Yoh will be replying!))

[ is armed and ready with a positively massive amount of toys, stuffed animals, and snacks ]

Now, then! What should we do first?

[Hanging around leeeeeaning against the wall outside the entrance to the amusement park casually, waiting for the other two.]

[Haruhi is sick. Not really sick but suffering a bad headcold. She is sitting in her bed looking miserable surrounded by a pile of tissues and watching a rather boring program on the TARDIS television.]

[Setsuna is fast asleep, blissfully unaware of Haruhi curled up against his side]

[is magically somehow, let's blame the Doctor, on the island where Setsuna and the rest are physically regressed as well. Haruhi, is currently looking for them]

[He's in Belfast, Ireland at the moment, leaned up against his car. He's gazing out at the monument that's gone up in the past ten years after everything had been cleared up as he waits.]

Hey Mun

I know you like Doctor Who and all, but is that really any reason to let the Doctor adopt me?

All it means is bucketloads of trauma and angst. I mean, c'mon idiot! You saw last season! You saw what happened in Midnight and Journey's End and many other episodes as you bawwed your eyes out! And now you're going to subject me to that?!

I know how stories like that turn out and it's never pretty. I'm from a comedy anime, I don't know how to deal but you do it all for the sake of father/daugther cuteness. Sicko.

No love, ever.

Okay, so here's the bit of script we're gonna use...

( Under a cut for convenience. )

GO GO VOICE POST MAKING RANGERS.

[vworp vworp vworp A blue box appears on the surface of the Eye of Orion, next to the monument to the time war. A girl in an over-sized coat steps out onto the planet's surface. It's clear she's been there before and knows exactly where to go and avoids the tourist traps]