yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
The brave, courageous and the drunken and obnoxious. Welcome to Imperius Lions, the house of Gryffindor. We answer to ‘Gryffindor’, ‘Lion’, ‘Pirate’ and ‘Hey, ye, the drunken one in the fist fight!’. Beware, much cursing and misfit behavior ensues in our common room, and we are not for the faint of heart.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Now, as for yer Head of House and Head Girl –as well as the Head Mistress who calls Gryffindor home. We are known as the Three Muskateers Sirius’. Or the Sirius’ Three. Or the Siri Trio. Or other crap. There is Sasha [me], who ye can call Cap’n
Jack Sparrow Padfoot, and yer First Mate Sirius [Head Girl, Jana]. And of course, Commodore Siri [Kristie, our Head Mistress who keeps all her fleets of pirate ships out of disrepair].
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We have some basic ‘guidelines’, onboard our ship. For instance, when it comes to flaming and drama, it is not accepted, so don’t ye even try to claim parlay. We’re all proud to be here, but we must insist that ye refrain from house bashing, as it were. Remember, if ye please, that this is not real life, and ye shouldn’t be carrying yer outside drama onboard. But that’s common pirate sense, now, isn’t it? We don’t have many guidelines here, but those few are ones we will be enforcing, aye? Any of ye who do not want to comply will be branded as a landlubber and by an uproarious mutiny, be marooned on an island.
We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Now, welcome aboard our ship, grab some rum and swashbuckler yer heart out!
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