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ILOVEMIKEMAYER REDUX
Expressing Our Distaste Of Strong Women Since 2005
Created on 2005-07-31 00:25:09 (#7885504), last updated 2008-08-13
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Basic Info| Name: | Dumb Motherfuckers |
|---|---|
| Location: | California, United States |
| Membership: | Closed |
| Posting Access: | Select Members |
| Description: | This is the true story, of three strangers, picked to join a community... |
AboutGREETINGS, CRETINS!
We are Ilovemikemayer. To get the basics out of the way, We are 17-years-old, Seniors at Chatsworth High School, and also concurrently enrolled at Pierce College. Proceeding is some basic information.
Let us take this time to introduce our personalities. We have a laid-back style, in fact, some of our so-called "colleagues" say "too" laid-back. The reason "colleagues" is in quotations is because these particular people are either two of the following, or both: 1) hypocrites [and / or] 2) they have their heads so far up their asses that they are oblivious to anything other than criticizing others. But alas, unknowing to them, humor is always present.
Next, in regards to our personalities, is our "sense(s)" of humor. The reason "sense(s)" is also in quotations and contains the optional parenthesis, is because we have different levels and forms of humor. Take this as an example: one can hold a dark sense of humor, but also be fairly amused at childish pranks. Personally, people say we are very funny and humorously sarcastic. The sarcasm portion has never been received, at least no to our knowledge, as being vindictive or a personal attack. If we say something that offends you, please inform us. Not to pry, but if it is only a slight offense, please do not take it to heart. As a concluding note on this paragraph, we are in no way a racist by the jokes we make. To prove this, take one of the definitions for a "racist": "a person with a prejudiced belief that one race is superior to others." This is proof enough.
8=====D~~~
As a conclusion to the personality portion of this section, it will be a medley of things you ought to know. One, in our "style" there is no such thing as a "double-standard." If one is performed, you are second only to a hypocrite, which, by the way, implores "double-standards." Do them to your other "friends," not us. Two, if you are a Mood Affluent person, meaning that you behave in which synchronizes with your mood, exhibit "mood swings," or are just a plain, excuse my language, bitch, keep your mouth shut for the jurisdiction in which you may, but most likely will, be pissed off at us. Three, and finally, our friends are incredible. What you and us view as friends may be complete opposites. Be that as it may, my friends, in concert with my definition, are the best. If you, again, excuse my language, "fuck with them, you fuck with me." Do not test me. There are other aspects to me that we have purposely left out. And for that matter, only one person knows us completely.
We are true romantics. Through our eyes life is literally at least three times as passionate and ten times more intense. A cinematic thriller. We want to see everything the planet has to offer and live in a separate peace. We want to wake up each morning and collapse from the fatigue of yesterday's endless love making only to seize our lovers for more. We want to indulge in the finest foods and drowse ourselves with the most potent of drink. Every sunrise will bestow a day which is selfishly ours and scrumptiously sloth. We will surround ourselves with vast amounts beauty and a few select pieces of Dante's Inferno. We will be impeccably educated and charmingly proper; known through all the land for engaging conversation, pleasantry and lovely company. We think differently and often, though not in excess. Thought is the precious line which defines what is human and what is savage beast. We are honestly not easily impressed and doubt the abilities and integrity of those around us. We possess immense disdain for those that blatantly lack manners of any sort; once offended forevermore insulted. We do not believe that any art should follow strict rules, patterns or structure. Those committed to such atrocities are less capable of creating brilliance from their own devices and thus borrow a dry, systematic order to proclaim their incompetance. Ignorance is the greatest and most unfortunate vice of humanity. We expect great things from ourselves and maintain a fierce reliance and trust in our judgement. We aspire to experience every extreme in life in order to have the honor to say that we have lived wisely.
"END OF PASSION PLAY, FOO"
yo wats up my name is mike. im 17, going to be 18 in september. i love sports, sports is my life. I also like music mostly rock and some rap and hip-hop. I am going to be a junior at Chatsworth High. Im so glad school is out now. Other than that im single. No girlfriend. If u want to chill im me at Lakerm2000 my aim sn
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michaelmayer IS KING. GET FUCKING LOVED 4EVER.
In Limbo:
yourhomietodd--HOMIENESS UNDER REVIEW.
brannigans_law--For fucking shit up.
chunkylover14--For fagging shit up.
killerforhire--For being awesome.
Hall Of Fame:
dead_b0y--for living up to his name. Got flattened by a rolling avalanche of Robert Smith fat.
domidarko--Banned by the Shitty Titty Committee
We are all actually very insecure people who desperately need to be loved. So drop a line. We NEED you.
We are Ilovemikemayer. To get the basics out of the way, We are 17-years-old, Seniors at Chatsworth High School, and also concurrently enrolled at Pierce College. Proceeding is some basic information.
Let us take this time to introduce our personalities. We have a laid-back style, in fact, some of our so-called "colleagues" say "too" laid-back. The reason "colleagues" is in quotations is because these particular people are either two of the following, or both: 1) hypocrites [and / or] 2) they have their heads so far up their asses that they are oblivious to anything other than criticizing others. But alas, unknowing to them, humor is always present.
Next, in regards to our personalities, is our "sense(s)" of humor. The reason "sense(s)" is also in quotations and contains the optional parenthesis, is because we have different levels and forms of humor. Take this as an example: one can hold a dark sense of humor, but also be fairly amused at childish pranks. Personally, people say we are very funny and humorously sarcastic. The sarcasm portion has never been received, at least no to our knowledge, as being vindictive or a personal attack. If we say something that offends you, please inform us. Not to pry, but if it is only a slight offense, please do not take it to heart. As a concluding note on this paragraph, we are in no way a racist by the jokes we make. To prove this, take one of the definitions for a "racist": "a person with a prejudiced belief that one race is superior to others." This is proof enough.
8=====D~~~As a conclusion to the personality portion of this section, it will be a medley of things you ought to know. One, in our "style" there is no such thing as a "double-standard." If one is performed, you are second only to a hypocrite, which, by the way, implores "double-standards." Do them to your other "friends," not us. Two, if you are a Mood Affluent person, meaning that you behave in which synchronizes with your mood, exhibit "mood swings," or are just a plain, excuse my language, bitch, keep your mouth shut for the jurisdiction in which you may, but most likely will, be pissed off at us. Three, and finally, our friends are incredible. What you and us view as friends may be complete opposites. Be that as it may, my friends, in concert with my definition, are the best. If you, again, excuse my language, "fuck with them, you fuck with me." Do not test me. There are other aspects to me that we have purposely left out. And for that matter, only one person knows us completely.
We are true romantics. Through our eyes life is literally at least three times as passionate and ten times more intense. A cinematic thriller. We want to see everything the planet has to offer and live in a separate peace. We want to wake up each morning and collapse from the fatigue of yesterday's endless love making only to seize our lovers for more. We want to indulge in the finest foods and drowse ourselves with the most potent of drink. Every sunrise will bestow a day which is selfishly ours and scrumptiously sloth. We will surround ourselves with vast amounts beauty and a few select pieces of Dante's Inferno. We will be impeccably educated and charmingly proper; known through all the land for engaging conversation, pleasantry and lovely company. We think differently and often, though not in excess. Thought is the precious line which defines what is human and what is savage beast. We are honestly not easily impressed and doubt the abilities and integrity of those around us. We possess immense disdain for those that blatantly lack manners of any sort; once offended forevermore insulted. We do not believe that any art should follow strict rules, patterns or structure. Those committed to such atrocities are less capable of creating brilliance from their own devices and thus borrow a dry, systematic order to proclaim their incompetance. Ignorance is the greatest and most unfortunate vice of humanity. We expect great things from ourselves and maintain a fierce reliance and trust in our judgement. We aspire to experience every extreme in life in order to have the honor to say that we have lived wisely.
"END OF PASSION PLAY, FOO"
yo wats up my name is mike. im 17, going to be 18 in september. i love sports, sports is my life. I also like music mostly rock and some rap and hip-hop. I am going to be a junior at Chatsworth High. Im so glad school is out now. Other than that im single. No girlfriend. If u want to chill im me at Lakerm2000 my aim sn
Accepted Members:
michaelmayer IS KING. GET FUCKING LOVED 4EVER.In Limbo:
yourhomietodd--HOMIENESS UNDER REVIEW. brannigans_law--For fucking shit up.chunkylover14--For fagging shit up.killerforhire--For being awesome.Hall Of Fame:
dead_b0y--for living up to his name. Got flattened by a rolling avalanche of Robert Smith fat.domidarko--Banned by the Shitty Titty CommitteeWe are all actually very insecure people who desperately need to be loved. So drop a line. We NEED you.
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