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[13 Aug 2008|02:15am]

killerforhire
[ music | Sofia Essaidi "Femme d'aujourd'hui" ]





This girl is gorgeous. Who cares if she ripped off "Umbrella".

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[27 Jul 2008|11:12am]

brannigans_law
I got my game back
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[22 Jul 2008|07:48pm]

killerforhire
retaihec1 (7:36:59 PM): JESSICA
retaihec1 (7:37:04 PM): what's up?
killerrforhire (7:46:03 PM): nm you
retaihec1 (7:46:35 PM): Not much
retaihec1 (7:46:39 PM): Just waiting on that ID
retaihec1 (7:49:38 PM): Then we can go clubbing
retaihec1 (7:49:40 PM): Woot

OH MY GOD, GET THIS GUY OFF.

Idk... Tell him my virginity is reserved for Aaron Eckhart?

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[22 Jul 2008|04:03pm]

killerforhire
http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=NJFHGnZbQvg&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3DNJFHGnZbQvg

This is from Hawaii trip, I was there I was Intermediete band, Kamron you suck ass! I wanted to be in Jazz Band. That's with Mr. Nelson the day we came back from that trip he disapeared we never saw him again.

I'm kidding dude my name's not Tom I was just messing with you but I don't know who you think I am but you got the wrong guy.

If you want to play the who started it game, I believe that was you, buddy. I don't even remember KNOWING you, we were never in band together were we? I don't care what you and kamran have to hate eachother about but I dont even know who you are other than by a name I remember wolfson making fun of all the time.

I don't know any of you I was just pretending to know you, I remember your names...my names Jack.

Man they let everyone on Youtube, what are you doing on your computer this late? You scared me for a second, "I know where you live,"

Ha Ha, well I didn't know you guys even had internet connection, it's just really awkward.


I can't even think of witty commentary. It speaks for itself.
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[19 Jul 2008|08:44pm]

brannigans_law
why is there never anything to do around here
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[18 Jul 2008|06:36pm]

chunkylover14
[ music | Hot Chip--Made In The Dark ]

BIEHS is the new ILMM. y/y

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[14 Jul 2008|11:18pm]

stopbeingabieh
yeah even though we are all on facebook now and in the BIEHS group im still going to be in this. no piont really but yeah
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[14 Jul 2008|06:17pm]

killerforhire
[ music | Islands "Creeper" ]

I know this community is pretty much dead but I just wanted to say that Perverted-Justice.com is pretty much one of my favourite websites.

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[09 Jul 2008|01:33am]

killerforhire
GUYS, DO YOU FEEL GAY WHEN YOU WASH YOUR ASS?
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[07 Jul 2008|10:26am]

killerforhire
Michael made out with a black chick.

Ken has a significant other. He saw Wall-E with them and spent the 4th of July drunk with them. No gender was specified.
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[06 Jul 2008|05:52pm]

killerforhire
So I guess the most awesome rave ever is going to occur tonight.

Who wants to hang out tomorrow?

Also, I've been reading about Seinfeld on Wikipedia for hours, yet I have never watched an entire episode.
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[05 Jul 2008|01:44pm]

killerforhire
I no longer have a cell phone, guyz.
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[05 Jul 2008|12:34am]

killerforhire


LESTER IF HE WAS SCENE, AMIRITE AMIRITE
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[03 Jul 2008|11:23am]

killerforhire
[ music | The Smiths "How Soon Is Now?" ]

HEY, WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO FOR MY BIRTHDAY?

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[03 Jul 2008|10:57am]

killerforhire
[ music | Timbaland "Give It To Me" ]



Rahim after fucking Sanam.

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[30 Jun 2008|11:41pm]

killerforhire
[ music | Simple Minds "Promised You A Miracle" ]

OH MY GOD, BUY YOUR FRIENDS IS THE WEIRDEST APP ON FACEBOOK. SOME RANDOM GUY JUST BOUGHT ME FROM LUU AND WTF I WANT LUU TO BUY ME BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

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[30 Jun 2008|01:00pm]

stopbeingabieh
Anybody else miss LUU ?
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[27 Jun 2008|11:16pm]

killerforhire
So today at the mall we decided to visit the furniture section of Macy's. While browsing the beds a representative came up to us and Michael inquired about beds good for married couples. Michael and I pretended to engaged, young and in love while this woman never batted an eye.

Such hits included:

"This bed would be good for the kid."

and

[as Michael lies in the middle of the bed]
Lady: Oh well move over, she needs to sleep to.
[I lay down]
Me: A sign I should break things off, huh?
[Lady chuckles]
Michael: Wait, you want to break it off?
[awkward]

We just finished watching Billy Madison. What a fun day.
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[27 Jun 2008|09:47am]

killerforhire
Ken and I went to The Brady House last night! It looks significantly larger on TV, but it's in a damn nice neighborhood.

Also, I had this awesome dream that he came to Nicaragua with my friends and family and that we totally got lost in Managua together and held hands and shit.

He's so gay but so hot.
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[26 Jun 2008|06:19pm]

chunkylover14


man, fuck livejournal
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