Group 3:
Veronica-king
Patti-Adviser
Nicole-Dr. John
Jessa-Queen
Misha-Prince
Bea-Friend
Perri-Worker 1
Nikki-Worker 2
*pls. bring ur costumes tomorrow
*print out your own copy and pls. familiarize when to come in and what to do...
The Happy Prince
Narrator: In a castle built high up on a hill, there lived the Great McNolte family who ruled their fair kingdom. There was the Great King Jacob McNolte…a cheerful, jolly king who loved to laugh and laugh.
(King enters and goes to his Adviser to tell him a joke)
King: You have to hear this joke. It’s hilarious!
Adviser: Ok then, let’s hear it!
King: Ok. So there was this Chinese man right…and (stops to laugh) and he goes to this VIP dinner one night…and then…he sees Steven Spielberg! (Laughs really hard)
Adviser: I’m sorry sire but…I…I don’t quite understand.
King: Wait! I’m not done yet. So anyway…he goes up to Steven and asks for an autograph…and then all of the sudden…Steven slaps him on the face! So the Chinese man says “What was that for?” then Steven says “You Chinese people! You bombed Pearl Harbor! Don’t you know that I had relatives who lived there and died because of you!” then the Chinese man says “That wasn’t us! That was the Japanese!”…”Ahhh Japanese Chinese, you’re all the same!”…and then the Chinese man slaps Steven…then Steven says “What was that for?”…then the Chinese man says…”You Spielberg’s! You sunk the Titanic ship! Don’t you know that my grandfather was on that ship!”…Then Steven replies “That wasn’t us…that was an ice burg!” then do you know what the Chinese man said????
Adviser: No sire…what did he say?
King: He said “Ahhh Spielberg ice burg, you’re all the same!!! (Laughs hard)
(Everybody in the room laughs with him and exits)
Narrator: There was the Queen…Queen Natasha McNolte…a lovely woman who loved to smile and smile.
(Queen enters the room with a big smile on her face)
Maid servants: Good morning your majesty!
Queen: Good morning dear girls!
Adviser: Good morning my lady! You slept well I trust?
Queen: Indeed I did! Thank you for asking.
(Greets everyone else with a smile then exits)
Narrator: And last but not least, their son. Prince Danielle McNolte…a happy prince who loved to play and play.
(Prince enters skipping about and playing catch with his friends then exits)
Narrator: The McNolte family was such a peaceful, fun loving family. As long as the Prince was happy, they were all happy. But one day something went wrong…
The king stopped laughing…
(King enters with Adviser and the rest of the palace workers. The Adviser had just finished telling the king his joke.)
Adviser: Get it? Four “liters” T-A-N-G!!! Hahahahaha!
King: That’s…that’s…that’s not funny…
(Everybody gasps and freezes while staring at the king….king sighs and walks away)
Narrator: The queen stopped smiling…
(Queen enters the room with a grumpy, sad look on her face.)
(Everybody’s head turns to the Queen as she enters and gasps at the sight of their frowning queen.)
(The queen walks in front of them with out a word and everyone stares at her as she passes by then they all exit.)
Narrator: And the prince did not want to play anymore.
(Prince and friend enter)
Friend: Hey Dan! Let’s go out and play!
Prince: Play? Uhh…no thanks. I think I’ll just go and read a book.
(Everyone gasps)
Friend: Read a book? Read a book? Are you sick or something???
Narrator: Something wasn’t right. That evening the palace workers and the King’s Adviser gathered in the great hall.
Adviser: Something’s not right!
Worker 1: We have to do something.
Worker 2: But what can we do?? I can’t cure sick princes.
TING!
Worker 1: I know! Let’s call (looks at audience and pauses) Dr. John!! (Echo)
DING DONG!
Worker 2: I’ll get it!(opens *door*)
Pizza Dude: Dude…who ordered uhh triple cheese pepperoni---
Worker 1: Aren’t you (looks at audience) Dr. John??(Echo)
Pizza Dude: like yeah..I’m (looks at audience) Dr. John!!(Echo)..but I’m also a pizza dude..so..like which one of you is Mr. Habalabalswooshzoomdingdong*spit*
Random Audience member: Hey that’s me!
The whole cast: Take your seat Mr. Habalabalswooshzoomdingdong*spit*!!!
R.A.M.: Ok!! Ok!!(sits back down)
Pizza Dude: Uhh..soo..Any dudes or dudettes want the pizza??
Worker 2: NO!—
R.A.M: Hey I paid for that!!
Adviser: Will you just let us finish?! You can have the pizza LATER!
RAM: Alright..Alright..
Worker 2: So as I was saying, NO! ---- Come! Follow me! You need to see the sick prince immediately!
Pizza Dude: uhh..sure thing Dude.
Narrator: So everyone walked about half a mile to the other wing of the enormous castle to find the *scared face* sick prince…!!!
*about to knock but...*
Prince: Enter…
Dr. John: Dude, that was freaky.
Others: *shrug*
Dr. John: So, Dude, what’s wrong with you?
Prince: Nothing is wrong with me “Dude” I am simply intensifying my knowledge in certain issues.
Dr. John: Riiight. (faces others) Dude, he’s like more sick than I thought.
Others: We told you!
Worker 1: So what do we do now?? How do we cure him of his terrible illness??
Dr. John: uhh…like Dude, one time…I was sick and I was like eating cereal and like my mom dropped me in like the tub then I was like….not sick anymore.
Worker 2: So??? What does that have to do with anything??
Dr. John: like hello!! Dude…did you not hear what I just said?? Look…all you have to do I stick the kid in the lake twice and give him a glass of milk. Trust me on this dudes…it’s totally righteous! It’ll work.
Narrator: And so they did exactly what Dr. John had instructed them to do. They brought the prince to the lake, submerged him twice in the water then gave him a glass of milk. Then the prince was instantly cured! The king was laughing…the queen was smiling and the prince was playing and they all lived happily ever after.
mood: 
mamatay na ko!!
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bored
i feel so nerdy kai cge tuon.
wth does quixotic mean???
chipper
stressed. stressed.
Oops!
tired na dili