[ SOME LARGE AND VAST AMOUNT OF TIME after a certain event that people will cry over forever, one very tired and semi-frazzled girl is going to step back and survey her work. The inn seems to have been transformed into a magician's dream, with holographic magic things scattered around (thanks to Crow) and a bunch of other magic-related decorations, along with a table filled with all sorts of food and a very awesome cake. For the record, anyone who tries to steal some food who doesn't have a present for the birthday boy is going to get their asses kicked. ]

... It's five months late, but it's still something, right?

((ooc: birthday post for Kaito! Congratulate the birthday boy, threadhop, mingle, whatever. Kazuha won't be tagging all the threads unless you find a pressing need to jump her. Also, feel free to be... free of the Moe Note, or still under the influence, up to you.))

*So you're minding your own business, talking to that person you're bff with/hate with a passion/don't even know that well, when suddenly--*

( JUST AS PLANNED )

((ooc: THIS IS YOUR MOE NOTE POST. Since Hyobu is a mind reading jerk, no name calling out is required. Just assume he was out of sight nearby whenever in your thread you wish the note to kick in. :Db ))

So I was thinkin', this place is nice and all, but really -- of all places we have ta go to, it had ta be an island. I'm not really complainin' much 'cause the place 's beautiful, I gotta admit! But isn't it kinda deserted? And there's not even a single beautiful lady 'round 'ere!

Well, maybe 'cept for you Judy dar-- Oh? Guess everyone ran off without me. Aw well, they can't be that far, so I guess I'll jus' try ta relax 'ere 'n enjoy the scenery while I'm at it and-- UH GOD. Is that what I think it is? Has the heavens answered thy call? 'Cause a blond fine lookin' lady in a tight bikini is scenery enough ♥

[ Here be your new Raven aaaand feel free to bother/distract him while he's enjoying the view :|b ]

AHHHHHHH!!!

W-What the heck?! I didn't eat anything weird did I? Did I do something wrong to deserve this?? This is way too weird and they FEEL like they're attached! Ugh, I guess I'll just have to endure this. Maybe I'll get a hat and no one will... Nyaaaa.



... I hope these go away soon.

[Azusa has realistic cat ears attached to her head and she will meow every now and then adorably *__*]

[ Somewhere on the beach, sticking out of the sand, there appears to be... a head. Just sitting there, looking relatively peaceful and quite possibly dead, until her eyes open. She looks to one side, then the other, and then sighs. ]

If this is some sort of joke, Island, it's in poor taste.

((ooc; durr lame re-intro is lame. She's buried in the sand. \o_O/))

To think that the island would have something like this... if this will assist everyone, then it should fall to me to do this much.

Let's see...

The events to follow are numerous, bringing with them calamity and misfortune, but also understanding. First shall come the written word to invoke the feelings most deeply hidden, drawing them to the surface in a manner that will overwhelm those not prepared.

Memory shall follow next, when outer surfaces collide and connect. The past will be drawn forth, witnessed by a sole person, and this shared communication will last for the rising and setting of three suns.

In the days to follow, there shall come a great and powerful presence that will overshadow the island and impart terror under a watchful eye. Do not weep or pour forth vehement objections, for you risk incurring this being's wrath.

For the ones who have endured, the island shall reap upon you a single reward.

For the ones who continue to endure, the level of conflict will soon rise, where brother shall strike brother, friend and enemy will be as one, and no understanding will be attained.

Creatures of nature's creation shall walk amongst you and confine you, while frigid tears fall from above.

The time to kiss and be festive is nearly at hand, so do not displease the Island.

... [ although he was standing and glowing gold while reading a giant stone, he has now keeled over. ]

Hmm, no... no... no...

All right, besides the obvious one hundred and one reasons why this isn't my world anymore, this place lacks quality. I never thought I'd actually miss seeing a stupid demon or few doing whatever idiotic thing it is they do. Great idea of a prank, whoever you are.

And look! I'm stuck with humans. How exciting.

((New character! Please be gentle. Will be slow for obvious reasons.))

[ A NOTE In pink, girly handwriting sits in front of a table in the inn filled with... cocktail glasses filled with some very delicious-looking not-suspicious-at-all juice! ]

[ I was making these for a party but I accidentally made too many! So I'm leaving the extras here in case anyone would like some.

Please feel free to take one! They're really delicious, I promise! :)

- &hearts ]

[ ooc; RENGE MADE BERRY COCKTAILS. Mixing a lot of berries. Feel free to get affected by ANY COMBINATION OF THE LIST YOU WANT WHOOO. ]

[ there's someone ambling along, someone scantily clad with a very serene expression.

And covered in blood, only some of which is hers. ]

That's much better. ♥

((ooc: she was just beating things up in the ruins, don't worry.))

*Lying in the middle of your path lies Prier's baton. It looks like she just forgot it there, but coming closer to it, you're sure you can hear her voice*

GET ME OUT OF THIS! GET ME OUT OF THIS! SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS!!!

((Sorry for the mostly action post, but, have a Prier who accidentally magichanged into her own weapon))

[There is a little doll with her laptop opened up in front of her and she is staring at the screen intently. Even if you take one step past her, she will notice and say...]

Silence. KunKun is speaking.

Although it seems as if that episode has ended. It's a shame most of these episodes take place on a mysterious island, but I digress. It's not as if the Island would give me the original content, but if it's KunKun, it's good enough for me. The mysteries are still quite clever.

Time to watch the next one.

[Watching Detective KunKun episodes Island Edition on IslandTube. Bother, watch with her, laugh at her obsession idk.]

[In this island, or specifically underneath a palm tree, is one sake-loving woman getting her needed R&R as a pair of monkeys fan her with palm tree leaves. One will notice a huge stash of coconuts nearby]

Good, good! Ahh, that feels so nice. Just the right amount of breeze that's needed. Keep this up and you'll get your extra payment; everyone'll get a delicious raise!

Y'know, it's been a really long time since this island's granted any wishes for anybody. I wonder if it's gonna happen any time soon. Well it'd better 'cause I have a list of things I need!

Speaking of which, what do you guys wish for? Is there anything specific you want, or maybe someone you'd like to see again? ... And by the way, "I wanna blow up this island!" or "destroy all humans" are unacceptable answers. Same with "I wanna get laid"~

(OOC: To join Haruko in the shade with the coconuts or not to join, the decision lies within you.)

I don't really wanna resort to having to throw dingoes, but it's not like I can just ask someone to be my partner for this. Crow-kun would just complain a lot anyway. I never thought I'd end up missing aikido practice this much.

... Oh, right! Hey, if anyone knows Kaito Kuroba, you're all invited to his birthday party on the 21st! It's... five months late, but it's still gotta be celebrated, so if you've got questions about it or you just want to show up, come talk to me!

And yeah, there'll be food. You have to bring a present to get it, though, so don't even try to steal any.

((aikido practice is hard without people to toss around willingly. ;-;))

[There are two things in this post that may attract your attention. One is the girl with large boobs who is in her underwear. The second is the sign that she's holding.

Whichever one you notice is up to you.]

[It's just another day at our lovely, cracky island: blue skies, chirpy birds, naughty monkeys...and Atsuro being dragged along the beach by a large demon dog. To his credit, Atsuro is trying his damndest to stop said dog, but apparently Cerberus is really, really into nice long runs at the beach.]

Hey, ow, wait, I said stop already! I didn't even say to run yet!

[And then Cerberus suddenly stops, sending the computer nut flying a few feet forward. ...His landing is graceful, really.]

Owowow...! [ oh the sandy pain; brb getting self off the ground ] Geez, he didn't have to pull that hard! You'd think they'd at least give warning, but no, he just had to start running...

--Okay, I think this will the last time I'm ever going to try to walk him. Or any other large, menacing dogs. I think I've had enough of all that for a lifetime.

[One day quite a while ago (like say, before Halloween), one mini detective decided to explore a little farther then she ever had before. Of course, she did mention she would be out for a while...but didn't specify how long she would be gone.]

...Ah, I appear to be right back where I started.

[...Apparently she came back from said exploration trip for science just now.]

[Out on the beach where the few shops have been erected, one of the ones that's been finished and in business for a while his getting some changes to it's sign.]

Elric Repairs
Alchemic Repairs and Crafting
Dropbox inside, leave requests for either Edward or Alphonse Elric

[A certain red-coated shrimp stands back and nods.]

Alright, I think that'll do it.

((P-pretend this shop has been open for a while, I fail at posting. D| But anyway, have a repair shop! Ed has a miniature lab set up in the back of the shop, so he's around in there a decent amount of the time, and he has bits of paper and a pencil next to a dropbox for when he's out. He can do most kinds of repairs or creation of new materials or goods if he has the materials on hand--for example, the sand on the beach can be used to make panes of glass. (Obviously anything big/game breakish would need to be cleared with the mods first.) Requests for his services can be directed here, or you can contact me by AIM or G-Talk. ))

[A Rabi is searching all over the shore. She looks distressed]

Oh...It has to be somewhere. I could have sworn it landed here.

Don't panic, Rabi~en~Rose. You'll find it. It couldn't have gone far.



You'd notice a keychain with dice on it easily, would you?...Even on the beach?

[Help?]

Lalalala laaaaalaaalaaaaaa lala~ ♪

[A certain fallen angel is kneeling on the ground in front of Laharl's hut, hard at work! What is she doing? Why, planting (well, transplanting) a bed of flowers!]

Ah, they all look so beautiful~ It's going to be wonderful to wake up every day, look out of my window and see them all!

Hmmm, let's see... Maybe I'll add some more pink ones.

I guess I shouldn't have to worry then. If I can't find her even after seven days passed by then that just means that she probably returned home... it's no big deal. Really. Ah... messed up another one. It's not too bad... going home that is. Maybe she'll be back one day and hopefully after her, Aurica and Misha sang together. Ergh... messed up again. Starting a new one.

Still. I guess it will be kind of weird without her around now... I was so used to being her guard and escort when she arrived here. I guess this means I have a lot more free time now that she is away then.

... ... Ayatane, take care of Lady Shurelia for me. I'll at least help protect Mir in your place the best way I can.

I don't think I'll get much work done here if I keep messing up on these grathmelding attempts. Maybe I should call it quits to today? I'm losing my edge when I normally make something... still, what is there to do anyway?

Can anyone tell me how to be more sociable?

...

... ah. My lollipop fell.

I regret signing myself up for this. But if it'll keep her mouth shut, it's a small price to pay. Besides, it's not like it'll work like a real one, da ze~ That's just asking for trouble, and that's just plain stupid. ku ku kuuuu~ Not that she'll know that.

... Why am I putting so much refinement in the outline? Eh, whatever. HEY! YUI PHOOEY! Get over here and get your honorary alien badge symbol.... thing. It'll only be around for a limited time and after that, I'm trashing it. It also makes a decent cellphone charm, da ze~

... Maybe I should have went with red instead.

Hey, guys? The chances of someone coming back here a third time is pretty low, isn't it? At least, coming back and still remembering everything from their first two stays? It's just a random thought, aha...

I-- this isn't the time to worry about that. It's going to be a very busy night, I hope Kyon-kun and the others won't mind if I don't get to make dinner tonight. I wonder if I can clean it all today?

[she is armed with a lot of cleaning supplies, and is about to go clean the Devil Bats' HQ aka where the Eyeshield people used to live]

[ You may have noticed someone's carved out a huge message on the beach. And by huge, I mean it encompasses nearly the entire beach. ]

S.O.A.

SAVE OUR ASSES

--There. Now no plane, air ship, flying saucer, whatever has an excuse. If anyone so much as moves a fucking rock, they will be personally introduced to my beam katana and I'll make sure you become great friends.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a cat to get out of a tree.

Hm... I actually feel like eating some human food today if you know what I mean! It's been a while since I've had my fill. I wonder if I should try my hand at cooking something if you know what I mean.

... Huh. Is the island doing this if you know what I mean? I've been saying the last part every other sentence. Oh, I guess not every line. That's a relief if you know what I mean.

...

How awkward. If you know what I mean.

[The 'if you know what I mean' fragment will be transferred from her to your character whether you like it or not 8| IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN Threadhop if you want o/]

Auuuuugh.

Man, why is it when somebody I want around shows up they up and vanish on me? I feel denied. Really denied.

I barely even got to practice with him... Dammit! I just wanted to clash swords with Master and have a heated training session. Is that too much to ask for? I mean Guy is great-- I mean, amazing and all, but it's just not the same.

Tch... Hey, does anybody have some good sword training tips? None of that 'swing it a lot' or 'clear your mind of doubt' crap either, that's useless.

[You find an uninvited guest in your home, drinking your tea and eating your food]

Hn. Sluuuuurp~

[ YES YES I KNOW I JUST POSTED WITH HER FOR THE EVENT but that was a spam post so--! Anyway, Lambdadelta is chilling on her front porch in a sun hat with a pitcher of lemonade \o/ A goat-kun is mowing her lawn and tending to her garden.

... wait, what ]

...So! Who else misses October?