Title: Black Magic White Lies
Chapter 6 - In Which Willow Proves That Lies By Omission Are The Most Effective Ones
Timeline: BtVS, alternate season 5
Genre: drama, mystery, action
Characters, pairing: general, Xander/Faith
Rating: R (for intense situations).
Summary: Xander thinks he has a little secret. He doesn't know that his little secret is a part of a big fat conspiracy.
Disclaimer: They all belong to Joss. He said I could play with'em, so there.
Author's notes: Much thanks to my wonderful betas lusciousxander and deird1 who encourage me, help me with character voices, fix my bad grammar and style. All mistakes are mine. This is my first plotty multi-character fic, so concrit is very welcome.

Xander turns away. If only he'd known. He would have gone to Los-Angeles, found her, helped her... If he'd only known.

Title: The Tao of Not Murdering All Your Friends
Main Characters: Willow, Not Willow, Xander, the Overcompensator 9000.
Summary: The merry adventures of Not Willow and all her friend.
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me. Also, I stole the "all her friend" joke from House.
Rating: R.

All previous parts can be found here.

Could you please stop repeating that? I'm trying to get an epic vibe going on over here, and it's kind of hard when you keep repeating the name of my ultra-secret superweapon in the extra-squeaky voice you use when you quiz me on how many atoms equals one mole and I ask whether the mole has weapons.

Title: The Tao of Not Murdering All Your Friends
Main Characters: Willow, Not Willow, Xander, the Overcompensator 9000.
Summary: The merry adventures of Not Willow and all her friend.
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me. Also, I stole the "all her friend" joke from House.
Rating: R.

All previous parts can be found here.

I too! what am I waiting for? a general to undertake the work? and from what city? am I waiting till I am older myself and of riper age? older I shall never be, if to-day I betray myself to my enemies.

Title: Black Magic White Lies
Chapter 5 - Under Suspicion: A Whodunit Intermezzo
Timeline: BtVS, alternate season 5
Genre: drama, mystery, action
Characters, pairing: general, Xander/Faith
Rating: R (for intense situations).
Summary: Xander thinks he has a little secret. He doesn't know that his little secret is a part of a big fat conspiracy.
Disclaimer: They all belong to Joss. He said I could play with'em, so there.
Author's notes: Much thanks to my wonderful betas lusciousxander and deird1 who encourage me, help me with character voices, fix my bad grammar and style. All mistakes are mine. This is my first plotty multi-character fic, so concrit is very welcome.

Damn. He definitely shouldn't say words

Title: The Tao of Not Murdering All Your Friends
Main Characters: Willow, Not Willow, Xander.
Summary: The merry adventures of Not Willow and all her friend.
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me. Also, I stole the "all her friend" joke from House.
Rating: R.

All previous parts can be found here.


In which Not Willow explains the many uses of superglue

Title: Black Magic White Lies
Author:moscow_watcher
Chapter 4 - In Which Xander Discovers the Sitch Is More Screwed-up Than He Thought
Timeline: BtVS, alternate season 5
Genre: drama, mystery, action
Characters, pairing: general, Xander/Faith
Rating: R (for intense situations).
Summary: Xander thinks he has a little secret. He doesn't know that his little secret is a part of a big fat conspiracy.
Disclaimer: They all belong to Joss. He said I could play with'em, so there.
Author's notes: Much thanks to my wonderful betas lusciousxander and deird1 who encourage me, help me with character voices, fix my bad grammar and style. All mistakes are mine. This is my first plotty multi-character fic, so concrit is very welcome.

What the..." Xander whispers hoarsely. "Is she okay? Is she... is she alive?

Disclaimer: Don't own Xander.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Some insults demand repayment in blood.


Giles at least had a legitimate excuse to spend all his time hanging around teenage girls

Title: Black Magic White Lies
Chapter 3 - In Which Xander and Willow Are Paranoid
Timeline: BtVS, alternate season 5
Genre: drama, mystery, action
Characters, pairing: general, Xander/Faith
Rating: R (for intense situations).
Summary: Xander thinks he has a little secret. He doesn't know that his little secret is a part of a big fat conspiracy.
Disclaimer: They all belong to Joss. He said I could play with'em, so there.
Author's notes: Much thanks to my wonderful betas lusciousxander and deird1 who encourage me, help me with character voices, fix my bad grammar and style. All mistakes are mine. This is my first plotty multi-character fic, so concrit is very welcome.

You can't trust a killer and you absolutely can't care about one

Title: Puppy Love 30/50 - Cinnamon
Pairings: Spike/Xander
Appropriate Ratings: NC17 overall, this chapter... NC17
Warnings: m/m, a little blood nothing too horrible.
Disclaimers: Not my characters. I make no money off this, I'm just playing. I promise to give them a bath and thorough cleaning when I’m done! Joss Whedon is my lord and Master. All hail Joss Whedon.
Short Summary: Puppy gets a treat.
Word Count: 1272 (as per Word Count)
Beta: purpledodah and laazikaat
X-posted to: -Complete list on my LJ-
Concrit: Always welcome


A.N.1 This is in response to the prompt table given to me by hawk_soaring. Thanks bunches again!


Comments keep my muse well fed. Please please please feed her? Writing is ever so much easier if I know people are reading and enjoying.


He yawned at the boring cartoons he’d seen in reruns so many times before he could recite the lines by memory.


Previous Chapter: Chapter 29 - Bondage

Next Chapter: Not Yet Written

All parts found this prompt chart or in my memories.

Title: Black Magic White Lies
Chapter 2 - "No! It's not what you think!"
Timeline: BtVS, alternate season 5
Genre: drama, mystery, action
Characters, pairing: general, Xander/Faith
Rating: R (for intense situations).
Summary: Xander thinks he has a little secret. He doesn't know that his little secret is a part of a big fat conspiracy.
Disclaimer: They all belong to Joss. He said I could play with'em, so there.
Author's notes: Much thanks to my wonderful betas lusciousxander and deird1 who encourage me, help me with character voices, fix my bad grammar and style. All mistakes are mine. This is my first plotty multi-character fic, so concrit is very welcome.

We'll play a game. Game of good and evil. One of us is Buffy, the other is Faith. Buffy guts Faith with this knife. It's very sharp, see?

Title: Puppy Love 29/50 - Bondage
Pairings: Spike/Xander
Appropriate Ratings: NC17 overall, this chapter... NC17
Warnings: Bondage, m/m, nothing too horrible.
Disclaimers: Not my characters. I make no money off this, I'm just playing. I promise to give them a bath and thorough cleaning when I’m done! Joss Whedon is my lord and Master. All hail Joss Whedon.
Short Summary: Puppy learns about other ways rope is fun.
Word Count: 1584 (as per Word Count)
Beta: purpledodah and laazikaat
X-posted to: -Complete list on my LJ-


A.N.1 This is in response to the prompt table given to me by hawk_soaring. Thanks bunches again!


Comments keep my muse well fed. Please please please feed her? Writing is ever so much easier if I know people are reading and enjoying.


Xander was back in the damp shower room standing patiently still as Spike wound rope around him in another intricate pattern, more shibari knot work.


Previous Chapter: Chapter 28 - Ropes

Next Chapter: Not Yet Posted

All parts found this prompt chart or in my memories.

Title: The Tao of Not Murdering All Your Friends
Main Characters: Willow, Not Willow, Xander.
Summary: The merry adventures of Not Willow and all her friend.
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me. Also, I stole the "all her friend" joke from House.
Rating: R.

Part 4: The Great Sirree Harvest Failure of 2000

Previous sections may be found here.

Title: Black Magic White Lies
Author:moscow_watcher
Chapter 1 - In which Xander discovers a secret
Timeline: BtVS, alternate season 5
Genre: drama, mystery, action
Characters, pairing: general, Xander/Faith
Rating: R (for intense situations).
Summary: Xander thinks he has a little secret. He doesn't know that his little secret is a part of a big fat conspiracy.
Disclaimer: They all belong to Joss. He said I could play with'em, so there.
Author's notes: Much thanks to my wonderful betas lusciousxander and deird1 who encourage me, help me with character voices, fix my bad grammar and lack of style. All mistakes are mine. This is my first plotty multi-character fic, so concrit is very welcome.

Her photo leaps out at him from the computer screen like a slap in his face - stubborn mouth, challenging eyes, tousled hair. Xander reluctantly tears his eyes off her mug shot and feverishly scans the words onscreen.

Title: Puppy Love 28/50 - Ropes
Pairings: Spike/Xander
Appropriate Ratings: NC17 overall, this chapter... NC17
Warnings: Bondage, hoods, m/m, nothing too horrible.
Disclaimers: Not my characters. I make no money off this, I'm just playing. I promise to give them a bath and thorough cleaning when I’m done! Joss Whedon is my lord and Master. All hail Joss Whedon.
Short Summary: Puppy learns about shibari.
Word Count: 691 (as per Word Count)
Beta: purpledodah and laazikaat
X-posted to: -Complete list on my LJ-

A.N.1 This is in response to the prompt table given to me by hawk_soaring. Thanks bunches again!



I've been nominated at the forbidden awards! Woo who! Some of you will vote for me, right?


Wow, two more noms! One for this and one for best general author. I'm stunned, I really really am. Thank you whoever you are, I'm honored and ecstatic. Thank you!



The Xander Babble Award - Best WIP [work in progress] for "Puppy Love"
The Xander, King of Cretins Award - Best Author [a year or more]

Comments keep my muse well fed. Please please please feed her?


Xander was bound in an intricate pattern, rope twined and knotted about him artistically as well as functionally.



Previous Chapter: Chapter 27 - Silk

Next Chapter: Not Yet Completed

All parts found this prompt chart or in my memories.

Title: Truth Denied 25/?
Pairings: Spander (eventually)
Appropriate Ratings: NC17 overall but this chapter... PG13-R-ish (If I'm wrong, lemme know)
Warnings: Talk about character death and BDSM, not much else. Please let me know if I should put up something else.
Disclaimers: Not my characters. I make no money off this, I'm just playing. I promise to give them a bath and thorough cleaning when I’m done! Joss Whedon is my lord and Master. All hail Joss Whedon.
Short Summary: About five years post NFA, Xander needs a job, like, NOW! And runs into someone he knows where he'd least expect it.
Word Count: 1941 (As per Word 2007 Word Count)
Beta: purpledodah and laazikaat
X-posted to: -Complete list on my LJ-

Comments keep my muse well fed.


Find a topless, low pant riding Spike banner beneath the cut!

They finally made it home, exhausted and worn after hours of police questioning.



Previous Chapter

Next Chapter - Not Yet Completed

All parts found in tags and my memories

Title: The Tao of Not Murdering All Your Friends
Main Characters: Willow, Not Willow, Xander.
Summary: The merry adventures of Not Willow and all her friend.
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me. Also, I stole the "all her friend" joke from House.
Rating: R.

Part 3, in which Willow spends a surprising amount of time hanging upside down from the ceiling

Previous sections may be found here.

Title: The Tao of Not Murdering All Your Friends
Main Characters: Willow, Not Willow, Xander.
Summary: The merry adventures of Not Willow and all her friend.
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me. Also, I stole the "all her friend" joke from House.
Rating: R.


Parts 1 and 2

Title: Let's Have Fun With Phonics! Or: Xander Harris Discovers the Joys of Literature

Setting: A few months before Buffy's arrival in Sunnydale.

Spoilers: None.

Rating: I'll go with an R for underage groping.

Disclaimer: The characters aren't mine.

Xander knows when he has to be there for his friends

Title: A Girl with a Purpose
Character: Xander, Renee
Type: Gen
Summary: In an attempt to escape depression, Xander signed up to travel all over the world and look for slayers.
Setting: A few weeks post-Chosen and a year and a half before S8.
Spoilers: All seasons of Buffy, including S8 comics.

Thanks to obiwahn for the editing.

Read the fic....

This fic just got nominated for an award, so I thought posting it again would get more people to vote for me. I wrote it over a year ago, so I don't think reposting this would be a bad thing. If it's not welcome, just let me know and I'll happily take it down.

I've been nominated at the Running with Scissors Award
Nominations and Categories are:
"Subway Sorrows" for the Special Hell [NC-17/MA Only] category


Written for indigo_crypt’s Leather challenge.

This fic won indigo_crypt's Leather Challenge!!


Title: Subway Sorrows
Pairings: Spander
Appropriate Ratings: NC17 heh…. Oh yeah, boys touching!
Warnings: Exhibitionism, anal, and for once, totally consentual!
Disclaimers: Not my characters. I make no money off this, I'm just playing. I promise to give them a bath and thorough cleaning when I’m done! Joss Whedon is my lord and Master. All hail Joss Whedon.
Short Summary: Spike and Xander have to kill a demon, and get stuck so come up with something to pass the time.
Word Count: 2988 (As per MS Word Count)
Beta: tamakin, any errors are mine and mine alone.
X-posted to: -Complete list on my LJ-


Comments make me smile, and keep the muse going!

Beneath the cut, you will find my story… you will also find a bit of babble from me about why the story is where it is, and who made me write it and what not. Lalalala! You have been warned puny humans!