Gertrude McHoneyGoose ([info]mchoneygoose) wrote in [info]hp_valentine,
@ 2005-02-12 20:27:00
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Valentine's gift for [info]knight0fswords
Gift for: [info]knight0fswords



Author: [info]cruisedirector

With a tired smile, Dumbledore entered Snape's classroom.

"Headmaster?" inquired the potions professor.

The older man held out a bottle. "This gift was sent to me by Lucius
Malfoy."

Charming the contents against exploding upon release, Snape opened the
stopper and examined the liquid. Frowning, he said, "It smells like cologne.
Expensive cologne. Why would Malfoy send you this?"

"Perhaps he's grateful that his son is safe at Hogwarts?" The headmaster
looked as puzzled as Snape.

Unfortunately, Dumbledore tried the charmed scent. McGonagall groped him;
Sprout stroked him; Pomfrey and Hooch jointly molested him. And Albus nearly
suffered an apoplexy.

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[info]mchoneygoose
2005-02-12 12:58 pm UTC (link)
*snorfle* Hehe, nice one! I wonder what Snape's revenge on Malfoy would be? I dread to think!

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-02-20 07:50 pm UTC (link)
I think Snape has to suck up to Malfoy...though I do hope he gets the honor of killing him if Voldemort doesn't do it himself. *eg*

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[info]shadowycat
2005-02-12 01:14 pm UTC (link)
Bet he saves that bottle for special occasions now. LOL Wonderful. :)

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-02-20 07:53 pm UTC (link)
And now that Snape knows what it does, I bet he borrows it. *g* Thanks!

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[info]bluejeanphoenix
2005-02-12 02:15 pm UTC (link)
:LOL:

I can't puzzle whether Malfoy was trying to do him a favor, or trying to get him arrested!

well-done! :lol:

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-02-20 07:55 pm UTC (link)
I think he was trying to give him a heart attack. *g* Thank you!

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[info]knight0fswords
2005-02-12 04:06 pm UTC (link)
This made me laugh out loud and I love it! Albus should have known better than to trust Malfoy, though I'm sure even Albus secretly enjoys being irresistable to the women. ;) Thank you so very, very much!

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-02-20 07:57 pm UTC (link)
Thank you! (And so sorry to be so late responding, it's been that kind of week!) Hope it was what you wanted -- "funny" and "Malfoy" don't often go together easily for me. *g*

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[info]dream_labyrinth
2005-02-13 02:53 am UTC (link)
*LOL*
Now I wonder why Snape didn't catch that particular effect of the cologne. Maybe his own little prank at the headmaster's expense.

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-02-20 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I imagine Lucius has access to dark arts not even Snape would recognize instantly. Thank you! (And I love your icon!)

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[info]dream_labyrinth
2005-02-20 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Thank you. :-)
Jareth the Goblin King, my first fan love...
Though Snape is a close second. ;-)

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-02-21 02:45 pm UTC (link)
Jareth rocks, but Jennifer Connelly was actually what I loved most about Labyrinth. *hangs head in mock-shame*

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[info]dream_labyrinth
2005-02-24 09:20 am UTC (link)
Jennifer Connelly ...? Oh, yeah, the dark haired girl that takes so much screen time away from Jareth! ;-)
Nah, don't be ashamed, she's really cool, too.

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[info]betareject
2005-02-14 09:39 pm UTC (link)
OMG! *Dies laughing* Holy crap! My sides are hurting I'mlaughing so hard Oh this was great the ending just took the cake on this one! hee!

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[info]cruisedirector
2005-02-20 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Hee! I am glad to have amused -- poor Dumbledore didn't seem to mind. *g*

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[info]betareject
2005-02-20 09:34 pm UTC (link)
*howls* Shame on him *snickers*

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