Isis (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} isiscolo) wrote in ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} hp100,@ 2003-04-09 17:17:00 |
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an entry, in good taste
Title: A Tasteful Death
House: Ravenclaw
Word count: 100
To the Hogwarts kitchen elves:
When the curse that Voldemort threw at the school this morning was diverted and vaporized the lake instead, it meant the end of my life -- but I'd like my passing to be of use in some small way. Therefore, I give you permission to serve me as calamari to the students. I recommend the following recipe:
1. Cut me into 1-inch chunks
2. Dredge me in cornmeal
3. Lightly fry me in oil.
You'll need 60 kilos of cornmeal and 40 liters of oil. Please don't overcook me, I'll get rubbery.
The Giant Squid
Title: A Tasteful Death
House: Ravenclaw
Word count: 100
To the Hogwarts kitchen elves:
When the curse that Voldemort threw at the school this morning was diverted and vaporized the lake instead, it meant the end of my life -- but I'd like my passing to be of use in some small way. Therefore, I give you permission to serve me as calamari to the students. I recommend the following recipe:
1. Cut me into 1-inch chunks
2. Dredge me in cornmeal
3. Lightly fry me in oil.
You'll need 60 kilos of cornmeal and 40 liters of oil. Please don't overcook me, I'll get rubbery.
The Giant Squid
