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Calling all House/Cameron folk (friendship, professional, romantic and otherwise) 

A Secret-Santa Fic-Giving-Athon is about to begin! 
This is a chance to have Secret Santa write you the fic with 3 elements you've always wanted!

[Beta's-On-Standby are required for the event, should it go ahead. If you would like to be a Beta-O-S, please email me at er_aussie(at)hotmail.com or just reply to this post with your details, and perhaps something you *wont* beta, eg. smut]



Overall Theme: Gifts

This post : Seeks to find anyone interested in participating to hop on over to : http://community.livejournal.com/house_cameron/2508070.html for all the Juicy Details. 

Deadline for sign up : Thursday 26th October 



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No spoilers, rated "adult"

Pillow Talk )
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Dark Side of the Moon

Rating: pg-13
Pairing: House/? (you really get to decide)
A/N: This is because [info]cryptictac had this insane post about how there are few fics that have House either being bad in bed, or having a tiny penis. This is for you dear.



Because my links suck

I fixed the link! See!

*grumbles about anal lj coding*
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Here is each and every (yes, every--contain yourself, you wombats) story posted by the (slightly remixed) deadline for [info]houserareathon, gathered for your perusing pleasure.

The Board )

We'd like to thank all the writers for boarding this crazy train and helping drag it into the station. You've done some wonderful work here.

What? We're being sincere.

Okay, that moment's over. See you in the funny (comments) pages.

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vicodin: blowin' my mind
tunes: the frames: god bless mom

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Title: Make a Grown Man Cry
Author: [info]mazily
Rating: R.
Spoilers: All the way through "The Mistake." Just to say.
Disclaimer: Only Mick is mine.
Summary: "Have you heard the one about the priest and the rabbi?"
Notes: Thanks to [info]tangleofthorns for hand-holding, read-through, and co-modding.

Prompt: # 17.
Or the aftershock — deafening —
when an only son is given to understand
his mother's business with him
is completely done.
- Jim Moore


Make a Grown Man Cry )

tunes: the rolling stones: and they're spitting in my face

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Title: Bittersweet Life (actually, no idea. I hate titling things.)
Author: monroe_nell
Rating: Maybe R? Most likely only PG-13. Suggestions?
Prompt: 84. As children do when they've drunk down
The bittersweet infusion that might make them well.
Here's how you reward yourself.
~Rainer Maria Rilke

Disclaimer: Owning House? Well, you see, I was in Atlantic City at the one casino that doesn’t check ID’s all that well, since I am only 18 and all. And there were these strange people that I ended up playing Texas Hold ‘em with. And then the rights to House was in the Pot. But I ended up with only two pair while the man who looked suspicioulsy like Robert Sean Leonard ended up with a Royal Flush in spades.
beta: [info]pepronei Who is not in the House fandom so she wouldn’t know if the characters were OOC or IC. However, she can spell better then I can. I learned that grammer was spelled grammar today (so I have a slight learning disabilty, tis why Beta’s were invented).
word count: 2097 words in the actual fic
warnings: ...the blowjob is a fade to black-ish thing because I cannot write smut. At all. Fucked-up!Chase and possibly but I have no idea if he is Out-of-character!House. Ummm... slash fic. Think that’s it.
feedback: Concrit is greatly appriecated.
pairing: House/Chase
Summary: Chase had made his bed and now he would lay in it. But it was harder than he thought it would be. Mostly flashback-ish.
click me and learn I am not a fake LJ cut text thing )
xposted in [info]house_slash, [info]housefic, and [info]house_chase

vicodin: accomplished

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Title: Truth and Consequences
Author: Kay ([info]velocityofsound)
Pairing: Wilson/Cuddy (with definite House/Cuddy, and some squint-for-it House/Wilson and House/Cameron)
Rating: PG-12
Summary: Dr. Wilson has a question for Dr. Cuddy
Disclaimer: I own the copyrights to House, MD and the actors all live in my basement. Oh wait, that's just the meth talking. That's the last time I listen to a drug-addicted patient, by golly! Not mine.
Prompt: #3. And there never was an apple, in Adam's opinion, that wasn't worth the trouble you got into for eating it. - Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
Author's Note: I'm a little late, but I was in a fight with the writers of House for a little while. Jerks.

Truth and Consequences )
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Title: Smoke and Numbers
Author: Um..me
Rating: PG-13 for one curse word
Word Count: 893
Pairing: House/Stacy
Summary: Measuring a relationship in cigarette butts.
Warning: One curse word, smoking, I think I mispelled omelet, but MS Word said it was right...yes.
Prompt: "If a number can be given to the quality of a thought, then a number can be given to the qualities of mercy, love, hate, beauty, creativity, intelligence, even sanity itself."– Neil Postman
Disclaimer: I'm but a poor boy from a poor family, save me from this monstrosity (DAVID SHORE DON'T SUE ME!) Actually, I'm a girl, but the clever Queen quote wouldn't work quite as well.
Author’s notes: My beta had a virus on her computer and couldn't open my word doc's so I had to send this in plain text and pweeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssse accept this? Oh, and for what it's worth, Hunting inspired this, the line about Stacy smoking.

Proceed to the story )

x-posted to a bunch of places.

vicodin: creative
tunes: You're Beautiful- Jamse Blunt

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Title: Pleasures of Wrongness
Author: [info]electric_girl
Rating: R for language and sexual references
Word Count: 3,831
Pairing: House/OFC, Cameron/Chase, eventually House/Chase. There’s some Cameron/Foreman in there if you squint.
Summary: Slightly a parody, but mostly an insert-an-interesting-personal-problem fic.
Warning: MJ wrote this.
Prompt: Augustine knew temptation,
He loved women, wine and song
And all the special pleasures
Of doing something wrong.
- The Rolling Stones

Disclaimer: Yeah. You think if they were mine I’d be sitting here?
Author’s notes: Did I slide this sucker in under the wire? Puh-wease? This was supposed to be longer---if you can believe it---but I clipped it a bit due to time constraints. Please, I love FB, positive and negative.

There was something delightfully decadent about sleeping with someone half your age. )
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title: Comrades
author: [info]astonish
rating: R
pairing: Stacy/Chase (Stacy/House, Chase/House)
prompt: 10. "Hurting someone is an act of reluctant intimacy." -Hanif Kureishi
spoilers: The Mistake, mentions of the Vogler!arc
summary: They're at polar ends of the spectrum but they have one thing in common, one thing that binds them together hopelessly.
notes: Only one day late. That's not too bad. Hopefully.

they're comrades in the same war. )
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Because I am, quite possibly, the worst mod ever, I went to sleep last night (or, you know, fell asleep last night, whatever) before closing things up. Or, um, posting my own story. Yes, I know... Though, in my defense, I was completely and utterly retconned Tuesday night, so. Um. /Pathetic attempt at justification.

But, without further ado, I declare this ficathon "closed"! We'll be compiling the master list tonight, so now's the time to sneak your last-minute posts in under the wire (I won't tell Cuddy if you don't). And, of course, everyone who hasn't finished yet-- whether it be due to catastrophic computer failure or a runaway muse-- should feel free to post their stories to the community whenever they're ready. It's just that we won't be editing the master list once it's done (tonight, around 9:00 p.m. EST, during CSI).

Thanks for all the lovely fic, cats and kittens, and we'll be seeing you 'round the hospital.

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tunes: the rolling stones: but ain’t it time we said good-bye?

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(A little overdue, but...if I lived in Hawaii, it would still be November 30th!)

Title: "What Isn't There"
Author: Beth H. ([info]bethbethbeth)
Pairing: Wilson/Cameron (mention of Cameron/Chase, semi-implied House/Cameron, implied House/Wilson)
Rating: PG
Summary: Sometimes, the most obvious thing is what isn't there.
Disclaimer: I so totally don't own these characters.
Prompt: #9. "The body is not an allegory--it can't help that it looks like one, any more than it can avoid not being able to stay." -Carl Phillips
Notes, the 1rst: So there I was, thinking about phantom limbs... (and no, I have no idea where he's gone either).
Notes, the 2nd: Many thanks to [info]luthien for a speedy beta!

What Isn't There )
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FF: His Eyes by [info]wench_for_hire
TITLE: His eyes
AUTHOR: Gomey ([info]wench_for_hire)
ARCHIVE: Anywhere, just let me know so I can brag...hehe.
SPOILERS: Humpty Dumpty
RATING: Strong R
PAIRING: Cuddy/House
PROMPT: 94. Why does it feel so good? you murmured while
losing consciousness after wave on wave
smashed into you & shook you to the bone.
DISCLAIMER: All known characters and premises belong to their respective owners. So there.
SUMMARY: In night’s darkness, truth lay still.


His Eyes )

1079 words

vicodin: tired
tunes: Feeder - "Tumble and Fall"

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Title: Not Quite…
Author: Nuala
Pairing: Wilson/Chase pre-slash
Rating: Softish R.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Not making any money.
Warnings: Canadian spellings. Timeline might be a little off. Pretty much AU after recent episodes. Spoilers for Season 1 and early Season 2.
Summary: Wilson wants to love and be loved. You can’t always get what you want, as the philosopher Jagger said, but sometimes you get what you need.
A/N: Prompt #44:
some small and clammy being
not quite yet an angel
is on my back
playing the strings of this nervous system
not quite yet a harp

- Albert Goldbarth

Not Quite… )

vicodin: hasty

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#54: "Festination," PG, gen. By [info]ten_thousand.
"Festination"*
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PG. Gen, canon. Wilson.
Prompt #54. Siri Hustvedt: "When I sleep alone, I can hear you breathing with me, and the funniest part of it is that I'm fine alone, happy alone, able to live alone. I'm not dying for you." This quote was at least partially ignored.
Disclaimer: I don't own nothin' except copyright. Other people, who are not me, own the good stuff.

What's the differential diagnosis for sleeping on the couch? For finding reasons to work late? The patient seems terminal.

Festination )

*festination, n. An involuntary tendency to take short steps that inevitably accelerate.
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Title: Finger on the Trigger
Author: [info]atlashrugged
Rating: R
Pairing: House/Chase
Prompt: 30, "Movie characters might chase each other through the fog or race down the stairs of burning buildings, but that's for beginners. Real love amounts to withholding the truth." -- David Sedaris
Spoilers: None, really.
Warnings: Nope.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Nothing remains except the two of them.


Finger on the Trigger )

vicodin: crazy
tunes: The Band & Muddy Waters -- Mannish Boy

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Fortunes / Chase/Figment!House / NC-17
Title: Fortunes
Author: Alyssa J. ([info]chuckjd)
Rating: Hard R? NC-17?
Pairing: Chase/Figment!House, Slight House/Wilson if you squint really hard and turn your head to the right. Yeah, like that.
Prompt: 99. This was a mistake, probably a mistake, yes probably they were lost...but lost was their intention. - Joyce Carol Oates It doesn't really apply, I don't think. It inspired this, really, but I don't think you could see that by just reading it.
Spoilers: There are mentions of Stacy and the Vogler!arc, but in such a general way, I don't think I spoiled anything. Set before all episodes airing in November.
Warnings: Masturbation and Chinese food.
Disclaimer: I don't gain any money for this. I gain insane points. -.0
Summary: Chase has a long day and thinks about his boss. Hard. And Wilson and House have dinner. Hard. What?


It was irritating. )

vicodin: accomplished
tunes: Smashing Pumpkins - Today

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Title: "This Goddamaned Marriage"
Fandom: House, M.D.
Pairing: House/ducklings.
Rating: PG
Spoilers/Timeline: A moment that never actually happened during the Vogler arc.
Notes: For the [info]houserareathon. Prompt found within.
Summary: A thing that stinks.
Words: 1010
Link: This Goddamned Marriage
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title: There's an Epidemic in Africa (And I'll Drink the Night Away)
author: [info]angelgazing
rating: PG13
prompt: 12. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski
disclaimer: Personally, with all the blame I've been taking, I think I should own something. Sadly, I do not.
summary: It's coming apart at the seems, the odds are probably against them, and they don't care.
notes: Tons of thanks for [info]luzdeestrellas for doing the beta gig not once, but twice. And to [info]carylic and [info]musesfool for being uber helpful in the me whining about it process.

There's an Epidemic in Africa (And I'll Drink the Night Away) )

vicodin: rushed
tunes: rilo kiley - does he love you

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