( Cut for language )
T-Minus one month and counting til move-out day!

This is about my last post. This line in particular: His pillow had become damp at some point and left to fester in his bed - it was covered in mold when he left.

( Pictures under cut. )

I'm so glad I found this place - here is my most recent tale of woe, and I fear it will not be the last, as I am stuck with them again from October...

( Read me~ )

I live in NYC on the top floor of a row house. My house, being at the end of the row, has a small alleyway next to it, with an apartment building on the other side of the alleyway. This is the story of what happened when my brother in law dared to put garbage in the wrong garbage can. ( Yelling and threats ensue. )

Is this what happens when people have too much time on their hands, while being too lazy for their own damn good?

This is a suggestion post, as I see we all have problems with dishes. let me know if i need to adjust anything, i havent posted in a long while cus i love my roomies right now :P
( Roomie update, and a decent resolve... )

I made the mistake of not getting a single when I was a senior in college and roomed with a sophomore. The sophomore shall be named Hermione because she loves Harry Potter.

( housemate horror )

So, some of you may remember me as the girl whose roommate gave away her kitten. Among other wonderful, wonderful things this guy has done. Also, you may remember the horrific photos of our sink. It stayed clean. For a week or so.
( Onward and...downward. )

So 2 of our roommates went home for a vacation. They left yesterday...there are two sinks full of dishes as old as Thursday.

It's epic laziness to the max. And yet somehow I'm not surprised. I refuse to clean them, I think my fiance and I should just pile them up somewhere the roommates will find them and leave then to clean when they get home.

Thoughts?

Think you got it bad? I don't think anyone's roommates can compare to mine. Unless you have roommates who believe they are witches, are in love with vampires, and attract bugs into your place as well...than maybe.

( Roommates from Hell )

If anyone lives in North Jersey and wants a new place to live in, PLEASE TELL ME.

I'm pretty sure there is something mentally wrong with her.

Cut for gross images, implications of future animal cruelty, and threat of violence on my person.

( She seems to think she's edgy. )

 this one is a bit shorter

( both shorter hair and story )

May has kept her ridiculousness under control for a few months, which I was thrilled about!  However, I am sad to say that my Bestie has moved out to go live with her super totally awesome boyfriend.  On the other hand, we have obtained a new roommate, who really is a cool chick.  Therefore, her name will be CC. 

( Last week, I got a lovely note... )

I'm not sure how much more of this I can take. 

So the roommates decided to come home at 2:45am (Monday morning) and have a party! The fiance and I are already in bed ( I had to be up at 3:30am Sunday for work). They were super loud so he sent a text asking one of them to please be quiet. Their response?
( I hate these ppl )

Needless to say I am pissed beyond words.

  I live with 3 other girls, and generally we are all pretty good at being clean... except for one.

( filth follows (literally uncleanliness, not adult filth) )

Today

( some minor irritation )

Sorry for the two back-to-back posts.

This post is actually not about my landlord, but about my significant other's landlord.

( TL/DR: Landlord moves in with his three tenants because he gets kicked out of his own place and imposes himself on their space; he also leaves religious propaganda lying around and talks about God way too fucking much )


x-posted to bad_landlords