HouseFic50

Ficlet: White - General Series

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 23:32:06 GMT

housefic50 : 013. White
Character(s): Lisa Cuddy
Genre: Gen/Het
Spoilers: None.

At My Journal

2 Drabbles (General Series Claim)

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 07:34:55 GMT

Prompt: housefic50: 18. Consequences
Character(s): Greg House
Genre: Gen
Spoilers: Contains spoilers for Wilson's Heart.
Ficlet

Prompt: housefic50: Red
Character(s): Greg House
Genre: Gen
Spoilers: 408 "You Don't Want to Know"
Drabble-ish

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:29:59 GMT

Title: love song (stuck in my throat)
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Rating: PG-13
Words: 860
Disclaimer: Characters belong to Shore and co. I'm merely playing.
Summary: After all these years, look at me/With a love song stuck in my throat.

A/N: Set after 3.14, 'Insensitive'. For the housefic50 prompt: #019: denial. Title and summary from Kris Delmhorst's 'Damn Love Song'. This is a writing exercise – your thoughts are welcome. I'm not known for my sensitivity.

love song (stuck in my throat)

A Cure for Restlessness; James Wilson; 22: enemies

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:30:42 GMT

Title: A Cure for Restlessness
Author: nieded
Rating: R
Fandom; Characters: House, MD; James Wilson
Prompt: housefic50; James Wilson; 22 enemies
Disclaimer: I admit it! I kidnapped them!
Warnings: Violence, yay!
Author's notes: I wrote this a long time ago. If you haven't noticed, I'm preoccupied with the afterlife and reincarnation. I think I wrote this before Season 3 even so if it paralells anything similar to anyone else... *shrugs* It's unintentional. It's not actually House, I guess. It's more an original one-shot, but I used Wilson because I love Wilson and I love abusing Wilson. This is an incredibly violent depiction of how an angel earns his wings.
Synopsis: Each guard carries a steel baton clasped to the hilt of their uniform belts. They have no faces, just black masks with no eyeholes and skillful hands that lovingly grip the metal weapons, savoring the feeling of bone crushing under the weight of each solid blow.

( A Cure for Restlessness )

x-posted to _ares

fic: Another Book and Another List and Another Dream

Sun, 07 Oct 2007 09:27:40 GMT

Title: Another Book and Another List and Another Dream
Author: goddesspharo
Characters/Pairing: House/Cuddy, Wilson
Prompt: 019. Denial.
Word Count: 2531
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: 2x22 'Forever,' 2x24 'No Reason,' and 3x5 'Fools For Love'.
Summary: "At the very least, my contempo casual look would override any flair for hooker chic that the kid might get from you."
Disclaimer: 'House, M.D.' belongs to David Shore and FOX. No infringement intended.

( She buys a baby book every time she starts a new IVF treatment. )

Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:43:48 GMT

Title: Need
Characters/Pairing: Wilson/Cameron
Prompt: 003. Ends
Word Count: 100 words
Rating: K
Spoilers: If it's aired in the US, it's fair game to be mentioned.
Author's Notes: Not my characters. I'm not making any profit from this (or anything else) so please don't sue me.

( She delivered the news like it was nothing at all. )

fic: Zen and the Art of Unemployment

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:17:46 GMT

Title: Zen and the Art of Unemployment
Author: goddesspharo
Characters/Pairing: House/Cuddy
Prompt: 003. Ends.
Word Count: 500 (five connected drabbles, 100 words each)
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: 1x18 'Babies and Bathwater'.
Summary: Heartfelt speeches, while charming, don't exactly pay for Ricky's newest pair of Nike sneakers or Jenny's Gucci bag.
Disclaimer: 'House, M.D.' belongs to David Shore and FOX. No infringement intended.

( Money, it turns out, can buy a whole hell of a lot. )

040. Sight - House/Cameron

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:43:11 GMT

Title: She Dances With Cuban Motion
Fandom: House, MD
Characters/Pairing: House/Cameron
Prompt: housefic50 040. Sight
Words: 772
Spoilers: None
Rating: PG-13
A/N: For the house_cameron ficathon. Beta by drwilltx.

This is for big_gay_dana, who wanted the following things in her story:

House having the use of his leg (either set at the start of S3 or in a dream, I'm open!) and getting Cameron to dance with him (something sexy, like rhumba or paso doble); Cameron meeting House's mum; House/Cameron friendship turning into something more.

I hope you like it! I am sorry it's a bit short, and I am not sure it will be exactly what you wanted but it was a pleasure to write! What a fun request. :-)

She Dances With Cuban Motion

Cameron moves about the dance floor effortlessly, as if she is floating on air. The red satin fabric of her dress caresses her skin. Her cheeks are flushed pink, as if she has been kissed by a frosty winter morning. Her long hair, curlier than usual, brushes against her bare shoulders.

You love to watch. Most of the time, she doesn’t acknowledge that you are there. She dances without inhibitions and you’ve never seen anyone so elegant or beautiful. You can’t keep your eyes off her hips as they swing up and down.

She turns suddenly, looking at you with a smile on her face. “Dance with me.” She reaches out an arm; her fingers spread open with anticipation.

“Cameron... I can’t.” You feel awkward and mildly irritated. How can she expect you to dance? She knows that it is physically difficult for you to move around freely.

She laughs, taunting. “Scared?” There is a wicked look of amusement on her face.

You scoff. Truthfully, you are uncomfortable, embarrassed, humiliated even. Your body's inadequacies make you feel old. Your pride is on the line, but you don’t want her to know all that. “My leg...” Your voice trails off as you look down. There is no cane. And no pain either. Confusion floats into your head, slowly coiling around your body like a constrictor snake. You can't move.

“Your leg is fine,” she smiles. “Come on.” She pulls your arm again.

You blink, not certain whether you can trust your body. Staring at her face for signs of betrayal, you cautiously wrap your arms around her.

“There. That wasn’t hard, was it?” She moves, guiding you across the dance floor. Slowly at first, she gives you a chance to learn the tempo.

Slow-Quick-Quick.

You look down at her feet for the cues. Your musically inclined brain is quick on the uptake. Her body is warm and fits perfectly in your arms. You’re gradually able to relax, shifting your eyes from the floor to her face. She gives you another of her gorgeous smiles, oblivious to the fact that there is no music.

Cameron drifts away from you, her arm stretched up and her fingers still curled around yours. Her white satin dress billows around her as she twirls in a circle. She moves back into your arms, resting her head on your shoulder.

The people bordering the dance floor are transfixed. They are probably just as mesmerized by Cameron as you are. She squeezes you tightly to a smattering of applause.

“That was lovely, dear.” Your mother reaches out for your hand, the other already clasping Cameron’s. “I knew those ballroom dancing lessons would pay off.” She looks at you and then at Cameron, her eyes beaming with affection and happiness. You always were her perfect angel.

“I am very proud of him,” Cameron smiles, “The Rumba was a challenging dance for him to learn.”

“Oh please. I make you look good.” There’s a glint in your eye and a slight air of arrogance. You get a perverse sense of delight in teasing her.

Cameron rolls her eyes, the expression a stark contrast to her overall elegance. Her hair is twisted and pinned up around her face, a sparkling tiara adds that tiny bit of flash, and simple diamond studs adorn her ears.

“Will there be an encore later?” Your mother asks.

You shrug, “You know how much I love putting on a show, Mom.”

Cameron laughs, “I think you put on enough of a show at the church. That was a pretty hot kiss you gave me.”

Beepbeepbeep.

You glance down, wondering why your pager is going off during your wedding reception. But, there’s no pager clipped to your pants. You look around the room, that same constricting sense of confusion returning.

“Greg? Are you alright?” Your mother’s voice sounds faint.

“House?” A figure in a white dress is looking at you. You think it is Cameron but you can’t be sure because your eyes are unable to focus properly. There is a sudden pain in your leg and you reach down, clamping a hand on it.

Beepbeepbeep.

“Shut off your damn pager already!” The noise is irritating and the pain in your leg is only making the irritation worse.

Beepbeepbeep.

Your eyes snap open.

The alarm clock says 8AM.

You slam your hand down, hard, on the snooze button and start feeling around the nightstand. There is a loud thud as you knock several books on to the floor. Finally, your hand closes around its intended target.

With a pop and a rattle, your true lover is yours to take.

017. Truth - Allison Cameron

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:35:56 GMT

Title: Seepage
Characters/Pairing: Cameron, House/Cameron.
Prompt: 017. Truth
Words: 100
Spoilers: 1x14 Control
Rating: PG-13

Seepage

Cameron set herself up for the fall.

Intense curiosity nagged at her, overwhelming the logical voice in the back of her head.

(Later, she punished herself for being so stupid. Red wine didn’t taste the same when it came back up.)

"Do you? I have to know."

"No."

House didn’t suffer from the restrictive obligation to spare people’s feelings.

The harsh truth bit into Cameron's skin, seeping inside. She wondered if he could see her deflating under his gaze.

Cameron wasn’t going to cry in front of him. She turned away before any tears started.

No satisfaction for the tormentor.

3 Drabbles - General Series (30, 17, 45)

Wed, 04 Jul 2007 14:24:19 GMT

Prompt: housefic50 : 030. Coffee Mug
Character(s): Cameron
Genre: Gen

100 Words

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Prompt: housefic50 : 017. Truth
Character(s): House
Genre: Gen, 100 Words

100 Words

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Prompt: housefic50 : 045. Clinic
Character(s): House/Cuddy
Genre: Gen/Het, 100 Words
Spoilers: Human Error

100 Words

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 18:24:36 GMT

Title: All In A Day's Work
Fandom: House, M.D
Genre: Crack!fic. With zombies.
Character: Cuddy, ensemble
Words: 2253
Summary: There are zombies in Cuddy's hospital.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Playing.
A/N: I don't know where this came from. Not beta'd; all the insanity is mine. Much plagiarism has been committed from the trusty Uncyclopedia guie to survive a zombie outbreak. For the housefic50 prompt 047: Death.

Are there zombies in my hospital?

fic: Rose-Colored Haze

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:42:42 GMT

Title: Rose-Colored Haze
Author: goddesspharo
Characters/Pairing: House/Cuddy
Prompt: 038. Touch.
Word Count: 566
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: 2x13 'Skin Deep,' 3x1 'Meaning,' 3x2 'Cane and Able'.
Summary: She closes her eyes and can hear him playing Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata on her skin (out of tune).
Disclaimer: 'House, M.D.' belongs to David Shore and FOX. No infringement intended.

( He smiles. )

002. Middles - Allison Cameron

Sun, 03 Jun 2007 19:33:28 GMT

Title: Chapters
Characters/Pairing: Cameron, Chase/Cameron, slight House/Cameron.
Prompt: 002. Middles
Words: 200
Spoilers: 3x24 Human Error
Rating: PG-13

Foreman is leaving, Chase has been fired, and it wouldn't be the same if you stayed.

You turn in your resignation to House, taking note of the faint look of surprise on his face. There's no awkwardness when you touch his arm and tell him you'll miss him. Because you will. The insults, crude jokes, fleeting glances, even the rhythmic cadence of his walk. Briefly, you think about kissing him but your pride blocks the sentiment.

You have no idea what you will do next, and that thought alone is scary. Sure, there are openings you know about but normally you have had time to plan, getting the next thing set up. It is out of character for you to resign with nothing to move on to. You have stagnated in your routine. This catalyst will jolt you into action.

And Chase. A big question mark. Your feelings are tentative, perhaps a bit misplaced, but you decide that you can have some fun while you figure that out. You miss what you had with him, even if it was merely convenience and carnal need.

Everything is chaotic, and later you will have time to think.

Right now, you just move.

fic: Set It and Forget It

Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:35:17 GMT

Title: Set It and Forget It
Author: goddesspharo
Characters/Pairing: House/Cuddy, Chase
Prompt: 024. Hospital.
Word Count: 800 (eight connected drabbles, 100 words each)
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: 2x24 'No Reason'.
Summary: In the movies, this would be the moment when they offered their favorite memories of House, but Chase is not sure how much bonding can be done over the shared experience of being called idiots.
Disclaimer: 'House, M.D.' belongs to David Shore and FOX. No infringement intended.

( Chase draws the shortest straw and despite agreeing that it would be stupid if everyone pulled all-nighters watching House, it still takes a million promises that he will absolutely find her the moment there is any change whatsoever in House's condition before Cameron finally agrees to go take a nap in the on-call room. )

fic: General Tso In The Nursery With A Pacifier

Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:50:22 GMT

Title: General Tso In The Nursery With A Pacifier
Author: goddesspharo
Characters/Pairing: House/Cuddy
Prompt: 002. Middles.
Word Count: 400 (four connected drabbles, 100 words each)
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: 2x23 'Who's Your Daddy?'
Summary: "This is rock, kid," he whispers to her belly from under the covers, "but if mommy had her way, you'd be listening to show tunes like Uncle Wilson instead."
Disclaimer: 'House, M.D.' belongs to David Shore and FOX. No infringement intended.

( She is not pregnant. )

fic: Fire Code Violations

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:33:33 GMT

Two fics in one day? Oy.

Title: Fire Code Violations
Author: goddesspharo
Characters/Pairing: House/Cuddy, Wilson
Prompt: 035. Time.
Word Count: 800 (eight connected drabbles, 100 words each)
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: 2x22 'Forever'.
Summary: "What if Grandma has a midlife crisis and tries to kill me?"
Disclaimer: 'House, M.D.' belongs to David Shore and FOX. No infringement intended.

( "Cuddy's birthday is in a few days." )

fic: Winged Cupid Painted Blind

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:46:49 GMT

Title: Winged Cupid Painted Blind
Author: goddesspharo
Characters/Pairing: House/Cuddy, Wilson
Prompt: 037. Sound.
Word Count: 600 (six connected drabbles, 100 words each)
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: 3x19 'Act Your Age'.
Summary: "Monster trucks are fun! Unlike A Midsummer Night's Dream, which is not!"
Disclaimer: 'House, M.D.' belongs to David Shore and FOX. No infringement intended.

( Three pills and a Big Gulp and he still falls asleep before the second act. )

Fic: When The Sand Runs Out

Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:13:21 GMT

Title: When The Sand Runs Out
Author: onehoureternity
Pairing: House/Chase
Rating: PG for once…weird, huh? LOL
Prompt: 003. Ends (for housefic50)
Word Count: 802
Spoilers/Author’s Notes: Unbeta’d on purpose…I just wanted to get this up while I still had the train of thought. No spoilers, this mainly came from listening to “It’s Not Over” by Daughtry a LOT. I’ve woven some lines from the song in throughout, they’re in italics. God, I haven’t written a songfic in AGES. ;-) Characters, etc. are not mine. Oh, and warning: there is character death. Just a heads-up. And there is a line from the Pilot episode, but I’m going to assume you’ve seen that one, or you wouldn’t be here, LOL!

"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure"

fic: Off The Key Of Forgiveness

Mon, 09 Apr 2007 22:28:58 GMT

Title: Off The Key Of Forgiveness
Author: goddesspharo
Characters: House/Cuddy, Wilson, Chase
Prompt: 034. Not Enough
Word Count: 590
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: 3x9 'Finding Judas'.
Summary: There are certain things that she will choose not to see and certain things that she won't be able to ignore, but that doesn't mean that she won't try to anyway.
Disclaimer: 'House, M.D.' belongs to David Shore and FOX. No infringement intended.

( She will need a friend and Wilson will be there with a cup of coffee and a steady shoulder. )

fic: Five Dates That Lisa Cuddy Never Finished

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:16:17 GMT

Title: Five Dates That Lisa Cuddy Never Finished
Author: goddesspharo
Characters: House/Cuddy, Wilson
Prompt: 025. Strangers.
Word Count: 1,958
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: 3x14 'Insensitive'.
Summary: She's pretty sure that getting interrupted shouldn't be the best part of the date.
Disclaimer: 'House, M.D.' belongs to David Shore and FOX. No infringement intended.

( She's sure that the world is out to get her when the first date that she finds herself genuinely enjoying in months is interrupted not-so-subtly by her two idiotic department heads. )

FIC: Revolution

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:57:50 GMT

Title: Revolution
Author: mikki13
Characters/Paring: Cameron/husband, Cameron/House
Prompt: .032 Sunset, directly followed by .031 Sunrise
Word Count: Altogether? 1,670
Rating: PG-13
Beta: Much love and gratitude to dragynflies and katakombs for their beta'ing expertise, and to houseketeer for the undying encouragement.
Spoilers/Author's Notes: Spoilery for S1 and early S2. If you haven't yet watched those, then don't read this. But then, if you haven't yet watched those, I'm not sure why you would be reading this . . .

The world is plunging into darkness . . .

Perfect Strangers

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 22:47:47 GMT

Title: Perfect Strangers (Part 1/2)
Author: onehoureternity
Characters/Pairing: House/Chase
Prompt: 025. Strangers (for housefic50)
Word Count: 1,657
Rating: PG-13-ish
Beta: The lovely calistal!
Spoilers/Author’s Notes: No spoilers./AU. House and Chase meet when their flights are cancelled, and they’re snowed in at O’Hare in Chicago. Not slash, just that kind of bond people get when their lives are altered, and they find someone else in the same situation. I got the idea at 3:30 in the morning, I’m amazed I followed through on it! ;-) Comments, concrit, feedback of ANY sort would be lovely, if you’ve any to spare! Oh, yeah…don’t own the characters, O’Hare, or anything else that’s easily recognizable. Other than that…enjoy!
Oh, P.S.-My dad reads The Economist. That’s why it’s in there, LOL.

Why, Mr. Chase, are you hitting on me?

fic: If This Were A Movie

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:54:39 GMT

Title: If This Were A Movie
Author: goddesspharo
Characters: House/Cuddy
Prompt: 016. Lies.
Word Count: 216
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: 2x22 'Forever,' 3x15 'Half-Wit'.
Summary: "If you had just left your Nancy Drew panties at home and stayed out of my business, none of this would've happened."
Disclaimer: 'House, M.D.' belongs to David Shore and FOX. No infringement intended.

( "You don't have cancer." )

040. Sight - Allison Cameron

Thu, 22 Feb 2007 22:22:55 GMT

Title: A Practical Choice
Characters/Pairing: Cameron, Chase/Cameron
Prompt: 040. Sight
Words: 100
Spoilers: 3x14 Insensitive
Rating: PG-13
A/N: After not writing any House fanfiction for months...

A Practical Choice

She smirks.

Did Chase really just say “Happy Valentine’s Day”?

Her response is filled with the cynicism of a woman who has forgotten what it is like to be touched. She ignores the bouquets of flowers littering the front desk. The overpriced splashes of color soon will decay and rot, their skeletons unceremoniously dumped into a trash can.

It amuses her when Chase attempts to be philosophical. It’s sex. She is merely being practical. And damn, it has been awhile since she has gotten laid.

She can tell from his eyes that he is the man she is looking for.

fic: Five Times They Watched General Hospital

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:13:19 GMT

Title: Five Times They Watched General Hospital
Author: goddesspharo
Characters: House, Wilson, Cameron, Foreman, Chase, Cuddy
Prompt: 024. Colleagues.
Word Count: 1583
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: 2x24 'No Reason'.
Summary: House shrugs and replies, "It's a soap opera," as if that's all the explanation that is necessary.
Disclaimer: 'House, M.D.' belongs to David Shore and FOX. No infringement intended.

( In a brightly lit corridor highlighted by mild pastels, a gurney slams through the dark blue double doors and a cascade of abbreviations pours from the EMT's mouth – pulse ox, BP, ccs – while four nurses, two surgeons, and a wealthy man on the board of trustees suddenly emerge onto the scene and start spewing a bunch of medical lingo. )