xarl (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} the_xarlster) wrote in ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} house_wilson,@ 2007-10-05 17:37:00 |
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I'm pretty sure this is allowed. Delete it if it's not.
I was thinking of making a catch-all post of EVERYTHING hausvilsony that either House, Wilson, Hugh or RSL have said... ever. I was wondering today how long the list would be... anyway, I've put that under the cut. Actually under the cut, I've put a couple of references where I can't find the original.... Please reply in comments and I'll add them to the list.
[a rather long list now- do add to it!]
"At the risk of spreading even more wildfire rumours, I don't see what's so unattractive about House..." - RSL
“And can I tell you, when you have dinner with Hugh Laurie [speaking in his real accent]… I miss that voice. [...] As we know, I’m straight, but yeah, it’s like, homina homina homina.” [laughs] - RSL
Girl: Do you think that Dr. House belongs with—or should have a romantic relationship with Cameron, Cuddy, or dare I say it, Dr. Wilson? [pauses as audience roars into shocked laughter] But you, you must be aware of the, uh ... subtext going on, and I can tell you that the ... amount of pages on the internet about the House/Wilson relationship is, uh.... [laughs]
Hugh: Well—
Girl: Pretty interesting.
Hugh: Um.... I suspect that if the show runs long enough he's gonna run through all of them. Um.... [pauses as the audience laughs and applauds] What, uh ... what order that unfolds in is not for me to say, um ... no, I, I, I can ... I think, uhh ... any of those relationships is, of course, believable. Two people can always find some comfort or attraction, so ... I, I think all are, all are possible. I think, uh....
Girl: Exciting.
Hugh: Oh boy oh boy. Uh ... Robert might have something to say about it.
Girl: The fans would be excited.
Hugh: Yeah—wh— [laughs] Um ... I, I, I don't know about that, I don't know about—I don't know how Robert would take that, but you know, I'm game. [laughs] - Hugh
114 Control
Wilson: You're my friend.
House: Oh, jeez. Have some backbone. If you think I'm wrong, do something.
Wilson: Wait, you're getting mad at me for sticking up for you?
105 Damned if you do
Wilson: You know, most people who think as much of themselves as you do like to talk about themselves.
House: Most people don't like to listen, so what's wrong with you?
219 House vs God
House: You eat neediness.
Wilson: Lucky for you....
(Of course, then House says something about how Wilson haven't just got a fetish for needy people, he MARRIES them! :'D I hope I'm not the only one who did the connection House => needy => marriage?)
..Then there's all those scenes where words aren't needed, because their LOOKS just tell us everything! ^__^
House: I gotta go out [because] Wilson’s got a date. (Housetraining)
House: Moving back in with me? (House vs God)
Wilson: Is there a light somewhere that goes on when I have food?
House: Green for food, orange for beverages, red for impure thoughts. That bulb burns out every 2 weeks. (Spin)
Wilson: I lied. I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you looked good unshaved, a year ago. (Daddy's Boy)
House: Unlike her, I could make it worth your while. (Daddy's Boy)
Cameron: What do you do with your cane?
House: If he buys me dinner, he’ll find out. (Daddy's Boy)
Foreman: Okay. Why are we on this case – just because Wilson asked?
Wilson: [opens mouth in protest]
House: Do I need a better reason? (Histories)
Wilson: I wanted to be nice. That’s all. I mean it.
House: You always do. It's part of your charm. (Fidelity
The S3 blooper urinals scene.
RSL: It's too fucking narrow! *beep* It looks like we're both masturbating in here. -season 3 blooper reel
Wilson: So where's this restaurant?
House: Which restaurant?
Wilson: The one you're taking me to lunch at...
-Alone
House: I had no business blaming you for any of this. I know you were just trying to help me, protect me, that's what friends do.
Wilson: Is this.... an apology?
House: Part of the program, if you don't like it I can stop.
Wilson: Not at all, it's just so... unfamiliar. Please, keep going.
- Words & Deeds
House: Wilson, get out.
Wilson: No.
House: You've lied to the cops enough for me. Maybe I don't wanna push this 'til it breaks.
- Son of a Coma Guy
Clinic Guy: Do her or you're gay.
- Love Hurts
...I grew up watching the Public Theater and Shakespeare in the park and Marion Seldes. I mean, I may as well be gay.” -RSL
Some people ask me, Oh, why does Wilson want to hang out with House so much?’ and I’m like, ‘You idiot.’ [laughs] House is designed to be attractive! -RSL
Wilson: I just want to make sure no one gets hurt.
Cameron: I will be fine. Everybody's acting like I'm going out with Jack the Ripper.
Wilson: Oh, it's not you I'm worried about. It's been a long time since he opened up to someone, and I… you better be absolutely sure you want this because if he opens up again and gets hurt, I don't think there's going to be a next time.
Cameron: You're worried I'm going to break his heart?
- Love Hurts
Wilson: I've got no kids, my marriage sucks. I've only got two things that work for me: this job and this stupid screwed up friendship, and neither mattered enough for you to give one lousy speech.
House: They mattered. If I could do it all again...
Wilson: You'd do the same thing. Well, you'll be gone soon, too.
- Babies & Bathwater
House: As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
House: So between us, we can do anything. We can rule the world!
- Fidelity
"And I was worried your wings would melt."
"That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality."
Any time they say "best friend" throughout the whole show. And, on those lines, the whole dosing coffee bit, because it's so sweet. And every time they meet each other on the balcony.
The hair makeup people were saying one day, ‘Oh, I love those scenes with you and Hugh, there should be more of that.’ And I’m like, ‘Shhh! Don’t say that!’ I’m the luckiest man in Hollywood. I work only with Hugh, pretty much, who’s great. -RSL
"House'll do Wilson before you do Chase."
"Xs are the kisses..."
"A big, romantic weekend in the Poconos."
"That manly chest, that stubble jaw, everything about him leaves me raw..."
Stacy: "What are you hiding?"
House "I'm gay. Oh, that's not what you meant. It does explain a lot though. No girlfriend, always with Wilson, obsession with sneakers..."
Wilson: It hurts just to look at you... something about upping pain meds...
House: I love you.
Wilson: Yeah. He cares about me. (Pilot)
“And can I tell you, when you have dinner with Hugh Laurie [speaking in his real accent]… I miss that voice. [...] As we know, I’m straight, but yeah, it’s like, homina homina homina.” [laughs] - RSL
Girl: Do you think that Dr. House belongs with—or should have a romantic relationship with Cameron, Cuddy, or dare I say it, Dr. Wilson? [pauses as audience roars into shocked laughter] But you, you must be aware of the, uh ... subtext going on, and I can tell you that the ... amount of pages on the internet about the House/Wilson relationship is, uh.... [laughs]
Hugh: Well—
Girl: Pretty interesting.
Hugh: Um.... I suspect that if the show runs long enough he's gonna run through all of them. Um.... [pauses as the audience laughs and applauds] What, uh ... what order that unfolds in is not for me to say, um ... no, I, I, I can ... I think, uhh ... any of those relationships is, of course, believable. Two people can always find some comfort or attraction, so ... I, I think all are, all are possible. I think, uh....
Girl: Exciting.
Hugh: Oh boy oh boy. Uh ... Robert might have something to say about it.
Girl: The fans would be excited.
Hugh: Yeah—wh— [laughs] Um ... I, I, I don't know about that, I don't know about—I don't know how Robert would take that, but you know, I'm game. [laughs] - Hugh
114 Control
Wilson: You're my friend.
House: Oh, jeez. Have some backbone. If you think I'm wrong, do something.
Wilson: Wait, you're getting mad at me for sticking up for you?
105 Damned if you do
Wilson: You know, most people who think as much of themselves as you do like to talk about themselves.
House: Most people don't like to listen, so what's wrong with you?
219 House vs God
House: You eat neediness.
Wilson: Lucky for you....
(Of course, then House says something about how Wilson haven't just got a fetish for needy people, he MARRIES them! :'D I hope I'm not the only one who did the connection House => needy => marriage?)
..Then there's all those scenes where words aren't needed, because their LOOKS just tell us everything! ^__^
House: I gotta go out [because] Wilson’s got a date. (Housetraining)
House: Moving back in with me? (House vs God)
Wilson: Is there a light somewhere that goes on when I have food?
House: Green for food, orange for beverages, red for impure thoughts. That bulb burns out every 2 weeks. (Spin)
Wilson: I lied. I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you looked good unshaved, a year ago. (Daddy's Boy)
House: Unlike her, I could make it worth your while. (Daddy's Boy)
Cameron: What do you do with your cane?
House: If he buys me dinner, he’ll find out. (Daddy's Boy)
Foreman: Okay. Why are we on this case – just because Wilson asked?
Wilson: [opens mouth in protest]
House: Do I need a better reason? (Histories)
Wilson: I wanted to be nice. That’s all. I mean it.
House: You always do. It's part of your charm. (Fidelity
The S3 blooper urinals scene.
RSL: It's too fucking narrow! *beep* It looks like we're both masturbating in here. -season 3 blooper reel
Wilson: So where's this restaurant?
House: Which restaurant?
Wilson: The one you're taking me to lunch at...
-Alone
House: I had no business blaming you for any of this. I know you were just trying to help me, protect me, that's what friends do.
Wilson: Is this.... an apology?
House: Part of the program, if you don't like it I can stop.
Wilson: Not at all, it's just so... unfamiliar. Please, keep going.
- Words & Deeds
House: Wilson, get out.
Wilson: No.
House: You've lied to the cops enough for me. Maybe I don't wanna push this 'til it breaks.
- Son of a Coma Guy
Clinic Guy: Do her or you're gay.
- Love Hurts
...I grew up watching the Public Theater and Shakespeare in the park and Marion Seldes. I mean, I may as well be gay.” -RSL
Some people ask me, Oh, why does Wilson want to hang out with House so much?’ and I’m like, ‘You idiot.’ [laughs] House is designed to be attractive! -RSL
Wilson: I just want to make sure no one gets hurt.
Cameron: I will be fine. Everybody's acting like I'm going out with Jack the Ripper.
Wilson: Oh, it's not you I'm worried about. It's been a long time since he opened up to someone, and I… you better be absolutely sure you want this because if he opens up again and gets hurt, I don't think there's going to be a next time.
Cameron: You're worried I'm going to break his heart?
- Love Hurts
Wilson: I've got no kids, my marriage sucks. I've only got two things that work for me: this job and this stupid screwed up friendship, and neither mattered enough for you to give one lousy speech.
House: They mattered. If I could do it all again...
Wilson: You'd do the same thing. Well, you'll be gone soon, too.
- Babies & Bathwater
House: As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
House: So between us, we can do anything. We can rule the world!
- Fidelity
"And I was worried your wings would melt."
"That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality."
Any time they say "best friend" throughout the whole show. And, on those lines, the whole dosing coffee bit, because it's so sweet. And every time they meet each other on the balcony.
The hair makeup people were saying one day, ‘Oh, I love those scenes with you and Hugh, there should be more of that.’ And I’m like, ‘Shhh! Don’t say that!’ I’m the luckiest man in Hollywood. I work only with Hugh, pretty much, who’s great. -RSL
"House'll do Wilson before you do Chase."
"Xs are the kisses..."
"A big, romantic weekend in the Poconos."
"That manly chest, that stubble jaw, everything about him leaves me raw..."
Stacy: "What are you hiding?"
House "I'm gay. Oh, that's not what you meant. It does explain a lot though. No girlfriend, always with Wilson, obsession with sneakers..."
Wilson: It hurts just to look at you... something about upping pain meds...
House: I love you.
Wilson: Yeah. He cares about me. (Pilot)
thanks,
xarls
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