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Alright folks. This here is my first MST ever, so please, be brutal. I need any criticism.

My subject for today is a take on the 'House-becomes-a-daddy-oh-shit' storyline. Anyway, strap in folks. This is one is a doozy...

( In Which House Becomes Caring and Doors Rape Loudly. )

Title: Chase takes a spin at being grammar-nazi.
MST rating: PG-13
Fic Rating: A, for not acceptable for ANYONE due to dangerous plotholes, rabid plotbunnies, and the fact that it may cause seizures and excessive *headdesk*ing

 

( UH, first MST, yay! )

 

 

WHORES

Well, tragically I can't find the rest of the last fic I was MSTing, the grocery list of the author's life. As I was searching for it, I found this. It's not terrible grammatically. It's just stupid, cliched and kind of implausible and it includes a Mary Sue, who's, OMG, just like House! Cuddy decides to force House's team to mentor high school students for no particular reason. Cameron is, of course, mentoring the Sue.
In the MST: The fourth wall finally stands up for itself, Cuddy is extremely bitchy, The Golden Girls are visiting again, the Mary Sue Alarm has a cold, and random guest-stars appear. It's rather long and I got kind of carried away with the MST so I divided the first chapter into two parts.

( It's welder!Cuddy! )

Out of the theater our guys ended up getting the first part of a new chapter of the last bad!fic...

( These Were Their Reactions. )

[ Our doctor today is | chipper ]

A Mary-Sue Plagued oneshot involving baseball gang rapes and House the child molester.


( The Horror, the horror )

 

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Horray! More bad!fic. Compared to the last fic I MSTed this one looks like a field of roses. Unlike the last one, this one is comprehensible. It features the usual missing commas and run-ons. However, it signifies an emerging bad!fic evil: truelife!fic. The author actually cast the people in her life that were partisan to a certain event as our beloved characters on House. To top things off it is a cutter!Wilson fic.

The MST features Wilson's revenge on Cuddy for the previous fic, Chases obsession with coloring, Foreman and Wilson fighting over who gets to be grammar-nazi, and special guest appearances.

Let's roll!

Well, we've made it through all the author posted so far. Go us. However, the fic ended with a cliffhanger so I hate to say this, but there's probably more coming. I suspect that Alcohol sales in Cleveland, Ohio will triple.
The fic features, the usual. Seriously, this fic is so damn redundant, anyway.
The MST features, Cuddy singing random songs to further punish House and Wilson, Wilson taking a vow of silence, Foreman's name-misspelling senses, all four of them converting to Spell-Checkerism and a ceremonial burning!

Part two of this lovely fic, where we find out the truth behind Adam’s relation to Amber! I know you’re all really excited! D: Oh, and, uh, I somehow managed to add angst to an MST. O.o I guess I’m just that talented. ;-_-

( He didn’t hurt as much as I thought when I died. )

Here's episode 11, with new friends, a mystery and a zero of a fic! There are spoilers for the recent House suicide and for SPN's fourth season (mainly, though, if you know who Castiel is, you're good).

( House Meets Castiel. Goodbye to Atheism? )



[ Our doctor today is |  quixotic ]

Warning: If you haven't seen season 5, you may not want to read this. Spoilers ahoy!

Part one, in which House does a swan dive off the hospital and lives.
Part two, in which House is apparently an angel and the fic somehow makes less sense.

( Does Lisa Cuddy have to choke a bitch? )

 

( With House and Wilson )
Forgive any weird formatting, I ain't dealin' with LJ's bull today.

Chapter three of the Camteen fic that makes me want to drive a large wooden stake through my temple.

The fic features, as always, the heinous slaughter of the English language, a sex-scene that is probably responsible for the skyrocketing Viagra sales, and all-around stupidity that literally gave me a headache.
The MST features the usual plus Cuddy getting stoned.

Mary Sue. :) Includes Hilson and Foreteen MSTing.

I really am not sure if it's a troll or not, but I felt really badly like MSTing, so there you have it... :P

( Oh look. An MST. )